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> 25 yo
> only $840k net worth

>> No.20231308

lol

>> No.20231314

>>20231280
>18 yo
>only $1.9M net worth

>> No.20231329

>>20231280
I don't get this meme, what are you hoping to accomplish OP? Do you think this is funny?
>haha it's so funny to pretend to be sad about having a lot of money when you're 25.

>> No.20231330

>>20231280
Kys

>> No.20231333

nice humblebrag slidethread

anyone seriously replying is getting psyop'd

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>>20231280

> 24 yo
>only make 150k per year

i want to retire NOW, not in 5 years

>> No.20231337

>>20231280
>defines his life worth by zogbux accumulated and not by number of teen pussies cummed inside and square miles of territory controlled

You fucking retard

>> No.20231360

>>20231280
32 Only worth slightly north of 2.2 million. Feel like a fucking loser compared to my friends with rich parents

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>>20231334
>>20231360
we're not gonna make it bros
might as well just kys ourselves

>> No.20231432

>>20231337
the number of pussies you cummed into is imaginary
it doesnt actually exist
the money you have is real
and you can use it whenever you want
the number youre referring to is just an illusion
its meaningless and only a teenager would care about it

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>>20231334
>>20231360
we're not gonna make it bros
we're too old
might as well just kys ourselves

>> No.20232114

>27yo
>only 1.1mil € net worth

>> No.20232151
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20232151

>25 yo
>33k net worth
>made it all in the last year

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>>20231280
>seven months old
>only $75m net worth

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20232747

>Sperm production day old
>Only 7.8trillion net worth

>> No.20232897

>>20231329
>he thinks $840k is a lot of money

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20232922

You'll never be happy anon.

I'm not. :(

No debt though, and 5000 linkies.

>> No.20232930

>>20231329
Mark Zuckerberg already had $1,000,000,000 when he was 25

>> No.20232947

>won't even be born until next year
>only 1 trillion net worth
>only have sex with 1000 different virgin women each year

why even be born lads

>> No.20232971

>>20232930
Only for jews

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>>20232151
>25 yo
>33.4k net worth
>made it half of it two days ago with the dogecoin pump, i accumulated all my btc into it before the tiktokker memed it

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20233747

>23 yo
>only making 2/3's of Bezos' daily income

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>>20231280
>23 yo
>only $1.7m net worth
it hurts

>> No.20233804

>>20231329
It's a newfag bait with a hidden message: no matter how much money you have, you will always want more.

>> No.20233882

>>20231333
checked and also what are we sliding?

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>30yo
>make $240k/yr
>work from home full time
>highly respected
>going to quit because i value my free time and i want to ride my electric bike more

>> No.20234691

>28
>fucked over 60 wymens
>networth $1.4MM
>still a covert simp for high school sweetheart GF

its over for me bros go forth into victory zoom zooms

>> No.20234735

>>20231280
that is more than the average joe in germany will ever make ("what the average kn germany will have in his hands to spend" aka net worth). if you move to germany you can buy a nice house in cash, get nearly free healthcare and live a comfy live in a neighbourhood with doctors, pharmacists, lawyers and brokers.

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>>20231280
>23
>not a penny to my name

>> No.20234815

You are a fag

>> No.20234845
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>>20231280
12yo only 365octillion

>> No.20234922

My family is probably richer than all of you but my father is so senile that he sharted himself when toasting on New Year

>> No.20235791

>>20231280
>13 year old man
>2.5mm net worth

>> No.20235823

>>20231314
Prove it

>> No.20235862

>>20231280
If I all in my 40k into FUND can I be like you in a year?

>> No.20235898

>>20231280
If someone invested $21k like 2 years ago into LINK, he would have $840k. Also add in 2017 bullmarket, and at least some swinging. Literally anyone who was in here since 2017 had a huge chance to be a millionaire by now.

>> No.20235929

>>20232897
Its more than 99.85% of people of all ages have.

>> No.20236360

>>20235862
If it does what I think it might, yes
bullish on Fundies desu