DEATHCOIN

[Anonymous No.20207417]

Reminder that no matter how much money you make, one day you will get a phone call that your mother is in the hospital after she suffered a stroke. Or it will be a call from your wife where she tells you the pain in her right side for the past few months was liver cancer and she has less than 6 months to live. Or you'll find out your kid got killed by a drunk driver. Or maybe it will be YOU that wakes up in a hospital after a heart attack, or it will be you that finds out that pain your neck is a cancer that has spread to your brain.

How do you short your own stack of money? Because you should short it, since you're going to lose it when you die. That's right----you are going to DIE, just like all of those people you read about in history, or like in the movies, or like the family member or pet or friend you know that died already. You are going to join them and no amount of money or memes viewed on the internet can make you forget this fact.

[Anonymous No.20207438]

Oof someone lost alot of money today. Did you fall for the SLP meme?

[Anonymous No.20207455]

>>20207417

i bet youd fuck her huh you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.20207475]

>>20207438
No, I am in profit actually. I have just come to /biz/ to ask how to short your own fleeting existence. Memento mori.

[Anonymous No.20207533]

>>20207417

You just make sure you keep everything encrypted.

But let people see the balances.

And leave a note saying "so long fuckers, enjoy staring at what you could have had, had you treated me better !! "

kek !!!

[Anonymous No.20207557]

>>20207455
sauz

[Anonymous No.20207559]

>>20207417
>How do you short your own stack of money?
Get a sick life insurance policy then die in a suicidal, but plausibly accidental fashion, preferably where it's a corporations fault.
>pass under a construction site and get bonked by a steel beam your buddy gives a little nudge
Kek in the afterlife as insurance kikes grind their teeth writing your kid a $60m check

[Anonymous No.20207631]

>>20207417
It's really so simple anon

>Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

[Anonymous No.20207687]

>>20207417
I don’t want to die. I want to live forever. I haven’t truly made it until I can be turned into an immortal cyborg.

[Anonymous No.20208273]

That first one about your mother hit me hard anon

[Anonymous No.20208373]

Deep shit but what can you do ? Is the nature of life and death.

Now you getting me depressed anon, fuck you

[Anonymous No.20208476]

>>20208373
Live every day like it's your last. Don't let this depress you. If anything, it gives me a slightly unsettling feeling to know we are constantly decaying beings, but it also should make you spend your days more wisely the more you meditate on how your time on Earth is limited.

[Anonymous No.20208544]

Activate Quantum Immortality

[Anonymous No.20209209]

I'm “living” in a third world countrie
I'm already dead op

[Anonymous No.20209369]

>>20207417
Is it just me or did they stick a cigarette in where his pecker used to be

[Anonymous No.20209420]

I for one have a little part of me that thinks through Gene therapy and breakthroughs in medicine in the next 50 years there is a good possibility that we might be able to stop or even reverse aging in our lifetime. I plan to make enough money to afford it. You want to short your life span? Throw your money at bio and maybe you'll live to 1000.

That being said on a long enough timeline the survival rate of everything drops to 0. At some point you will get hit by a bus.

[Anonymous No.20209516]

>>20207687
You cant escape the heat death of the universe.

[Anonymous No.20209520]

>>20209369
Get your eyes checked, buddy.
It's clearly in his hand.

[Anonymous No.20209738]

>>20209516

Do not accept rhetoric because you've heard it do much before. There's theorys on how to harvest energy from black holes... Free heat

[Anonymous No.20210204]

>>20209738
It has nothing to do with hearing an opinion before, its actually very simple newtonian physics. The fabric of reality is ever being stretched, and the energy stored even in atomic structures will eventually die out as the finite amount of mass/energy gets dispersed. Even the center of giant stars are constantly approaching 0 Kelvin at a very slow pace.

Everything must die

[Anonymous No.20210236]

Ya but if I could die tomorrow or 60 years from now, what does inaction and not doing anything help me? Worst case scenario it doesn't matter and I just die, but so what? I wont care, I'll be fucking dead. I might as well try to get as good at the game as possible while I'm here.

[Anonymous No.20210389]

>>20207417
>Be OP.
>Discover that people die.
Yeah OP, and the water is wet.

[Anonymous No.20211012]

>>20210204

It's a theory, another theory is that at a certain point expansion might stop, after expansion and after black holes evaporate the universe will start to collapse in on its self until a new big bang happens.

There is so much we don't understand that you can't just make blanket statements like "entropy must reach maximum" like it's a law of physics. Asimov was a good writer In the 50s but don't get science fiction and theory mixed up with what we know will definitely happen, cause we don't.

[Anonymous No.20211032]

>>20207417
are you 14 years old or something dude.

[Anonymous No.20211276]

>>20207417
OP is having a existential crisis. Drink some water and chill. The idea of life is to make it something while your here, not to emphasize the end.

[Anonymous No.20212083]

>>20211032
>>20211276
It's not an existential crisis. You need to think about death in the manner I described in the OP every day or you are missing out on life.

[Anonymous No.20212133]

>>20212083
This is negative visualization. Thinking about the death of your loved ones daily is supposed to help you appreciate them more while they are living.

Most people won't see this and think of you as a morbid schizo that forgot to take your meds though.

[Anonymous No.20212187]

>>20212133
If you visualize losing everyone you know in advance, the grieving process will go by faster or there will be no grieving process at all. When my last dog died, I did not feel sad. I felt peace. I felt the silence of the existence he used to inhabit. And that was all.

Face reality. This is life. This is death.

[Anonymous No.20212221]

what's the story behind these women fucking the corpse.

[Anonymous No.20212613]

>>20212221
Two sisters found a skeleton that their freemason grandfather probably used in some ritual and decided to pose with it to be funny

[Anonymous No.20213464]

I think anyone who thinks immortality will be discovered in their lifetime is being foolish. The singularity isn't a real thing. Not to mention scientific progress just hit a standstill because of the virus.