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[Anonymous No.20189431]

Behold the saviour of the human race

These are horseshoe crabs having their blood drained. Their blood is essential in making all vaccines. Literally every vaccine in human history has been reliant on these crabs. A future covid vaccine is reliant on these crabs.
Take a look /biz/. How does that make you feel?

In light of this, please shill me today's best 2x shitcoins?

[Anonymous No.20189450]

>>20189431
I should start farming horseshoe crabs. Thanks for the top OP.

[Anonymous No.20189462]

HAIL CRAB

[Anonymous No.20189480]

>>20189431
I should start farming horseshoe crabs. Thanks for the tip OP.

[Anonymous No.20189486]

>>20189431
Accepting to be injected with foreign animal tissue is asking for trouble

[Anonymous No.20189491]

>>20189431

This is now an official crab thread.

[Anonymous No.20189498]

i am uniroincally going all in on an industrial scale harvest and breeding facility of these fuckers once i cash out my LINK

[Anonymous No.20189522]

>>20189498

Godspeed friend. These crabs need to be tokenised ASAP.

crab $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.20189528]

>>20189431
had a dream about a clam/crab hybrid that I was messing with. Then it moved so fast it was like it teleported and I got scared as fuck.

that was a few nights ago. guess it was a premonition about the market crabbing sideways then suddenly shooting up like yesterday & today.

[Anonymous No.20189562]

>>20189528
You must mutate the quantum clab anon it’s your destiny. Use your link gains and save humanity.

[Anonymous No.20189568]

>>20189431
thats so disgusting anyone who gets vaccines is a retard

[Anonymous No.20189729]

The autism crab

[Anonymous No.20190293]

>>20189568
>>20189729

I've never met anyone before who unironically believes this. I've heard about you but I've never encountered one of you in real life.

Vaccines have literally been the greatest human health success story in history.

Are you both flat earthers too?

[Anonymous No.20190419]

>>20190293
>cant read
>never read a vaccine insert
>agrees to have shit injected in him and also agrees that its illegal if he sues
whos the real retard tho?

[Anonymous No.20190429]

>>20189431
>>20189480
The Jew fears the indoor horseshoe crab farmer.

[Anonymous No.20190456]

>>20190293
no not a flat earther

[Anonymous No.20190482]

>>20189498
Don't. They've already got a synthetic version that is easier to produce and it's gaining more and more traction.

[Anonymous No.20190493]

>>20189528
I had a dream that I chased a tiger cub out of room, then went out my bedroom door and smelt a strong whiff of blood, realizing the momma tiger just killed my roommate

[Anonymous No.20190540]

>>20189486
He's a fucking retard, they use the crab blood to detect endotoxins from bacteria, probably for during manufacturing but none of this is actually in any vaccine.

[Anonymous No.20190558]

The absolute state of you trash.

Does anyone ever actually fact check anything posted or is the site just A.I. bots at this point?

[Anonymous No.20190566]

>>20190540
Oh we posted at the same time. Nvm fren

[Anonymous No.20190577]

>>20190293
I had a seizure from a tetanus shot when i was 16. Vaccines are sound theory, but you're a gullible twat who trusts the same people who manufactured things like the opiod crisis, and think the vaccines are perfectly safe. Injecting even just saline is a fucking risk.

[Anonymous No.20190597]

>>20190566
carry on fren

[Anonymous No.20190611]

>>20190540

>every vaccine in human history has been reliant on these...

It's essential to those vaccines being produced. I never said it was in the vaccine. Read the fucking OP. Retard.

[Anonymous No.20190788]

>>20190611
>Literally every vaccine in human history
Literally

[Anonymous No.20190925]

>>20190482
This. When i was younger I was planning on fishing these out of the water, draining them of their blood, and selling it, but then i saw that a synthetic version was available

[Anonymous No.20190997]

>>20190429

[Anonymous No.20191245]

>>20189431
Coll story
But new Gates vaccine won’t be like this
His new vaccines will modify your DNA
They have nothing to do with injecting the disease itself. He just wants to depopulate de planet

[Anonymous No.20191547]

Take the vaccines, become disabled, more pussy for me.

[Anonymous No.20192441]

>>20191547
What do you mean? Only between 1 in 100000 to 1 in 1000000 actually suffer complications from vaccines. That's generally far, far better less likely than suffering complications from the disease it protects against.

[Anonymous No.20192647]

>>20190293
Hi midwit

[Anonymous No.20193562]

>>20192441
Vaccine for fucking chicken pox. Bullshit. Kill yourself midwit

[Anonymous No.20193690]

does this kill the crab? :(

[Anonymous No.20193763]

>>20192441
Found the vaccinated autismo

[Anonymous No.20194331]

>>20193562
You do realize chicken pox, despite the low likelyhood, does kill?

[Anonymous No.20194545]

>>20189480
nobody farms horseshoe crabs anon, they literally just pick them up from the beaches where they gather in large numbers certain times of the year. its pretty funny desu
>set out interns to collect as many horseshoe crabs as they can fit in the box
>drain horseshoe crab blood
>have interns dump them back on the beach and find more

[Anonymous No.20194980]

>>20193690
Not necessarily, but many die shortly after being dumped back into the ocean

[Anonymous No.20195092]

>>20189431
I honor the crab by buying SUTER, the ultimate crabbing coin

[Anonymous No.20195221]

I work in molbio and ever used it once to detect endotoxins. It's kinda limited in use. Keyhole limpets are much more essential to generating vaccines.

[Anonymous No.20195362]

>>20189431
The first vaccine ever used was Chinese smoking small pox scabs from a pipe, the next was Englishman exposing children to cowpox to prevent smallpox. Neither of these involved horseshoe crabs, and no one did until the 20th century.

[Anonymous No.20195448]

>>20189431
>This is a real thing
So, what ingredient in crab ichor is necessary to make a vaccine?