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20180148 No.20180148 [Reply] [Original]

I have no filthy clue as to what apps or programs I must have, what are the basics? Robinhood? wtf is a portfolio? do I have to give out my social? can I declare as a wetback nigger in order to get free stocks?

>> No.20180163

It's a 4chan joke dude

>> No.20180300

>>20180148
Coinbase. There are fees but theyre small enough to be worth how easy the site is to use. Any other quesrions?

>> No.20180322

>>20180148
You had three years. You're nothing but a fly buzzing around this turd of a board now.

>> No.20180336

>>20180300
coinbase is the only app I need? what info does it ask for? social? credit cards?

>> No.20180375

>>20180336
Out of curiosity, how much do you have to invest OP?

>> No.20180389

>>20180336
They need your credit score most importantly. Hope you have a better score than 750, otherwise you're fucked

>> No.20180392

>>20180375
3k usd

>> No.20180396

>>20180336
There are alternatives, but all I know is coinbase is "insured" and has some of its fund in "cold storage"
Coinbase "randomly" asks some users for identification, esp. if you're spending/depositing/withdrawing a lot of money

>> No.20180406

>>20180392
:)

>> No.20180407

>>20180336
USE FUCKING GOOGLE YOU DUMB FAGGOT

>> No.20180416

Huge sell signal

>> No.20180449

>>20180407
I tried asshole, nothing but blueshills, forgive me my fucking life I'm a filthy wagie, I need to get in the link train.... please... please help me, fuck this wagie life

>> No.20180472

>>20180148
Thank you for admitting newfagness. We are much more willing to teach those who admit it. Yeah Coinbase is easiest. Coinbase Pro and Gemini have slightly lower fees. KYC is needed for all of them. You can get $10 free BTC (which can be converted to other coins) if you refer friends to Coinbase. Good luck newfag

>> No.20180492

>>20180472
*Newfaggotry

>> No.20180504

>>20180449
Yes. You have to provide your social security and last address of residence. then make sure u access your Memory keys to get the oracle multiplier for chainlink

>> No.20180523

>>20180504
I see... how do I plug in the memory key? where do I buy them?

>> No.20180524

>newfags about to get scammed out of 3k, probably his life's savings
Kek I love chainstink

>> No.20180547

>>20180148
Coinbase Pro has lower fees.

>> No.20180563

>>20180148
You can buy off binance.us, crypto.com, and coinbase. However, use Coinbase Pro so you don't get raped by fees. Crypto.com also allows you to stake Li k but the return isn't much.

>> No.20180568

lmao. OP ignore the coinbase posts. it's a scam website

>> No.20180577
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>>20180148
I just fomo'd in. LETS GO!!!

>> No.20180587

>>20180336
Yes. It's all you need. You can start trading in an hour. Better hurry. It can hit 6 any minute

>> No.20180599

>>20180587
is this the coinbase app?

>> No.20180600

>>20180577
Checked

>> No.20180619

>>20180599
checked.

>> No.20180643

>>20180600
checked

>> No.20180656

>>20180587
how come coinbase pro app has a disgusting 2.3 star rating on the jewgle store?

>> No.20180731

>>20180656
no idea. I dont use pro

>> No.20180742

>>20180656
jews want to shut it down cause jews fear the lower fees while they trade otc

>> No.20180756

>>20180392
How does 500k sound?

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>>20180148
FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCK ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO COME ON 4CHAN AND THINK YOU'RE FUNNY THAT REALLY TICK ME THE FUCK OFF, LINK IS ONLY FOR BASED PEOPLE AND YOU ARE NOT BASED AND YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BECOME RICH OK FAGGOT? GO BACK TO YOUR REDDIT SAFE SPACE, FUCK YOU

>> No.20180785

>>20180577
What

>> No.20180787

>>20180767
yes master, anything else?
seethe until your mouth foams filthy fag

>> No.20181148

>>20180406
hey bro, I learned the lesson, kek, I'm retard faggot, so are you going to refund me or invest those 3k into my account as you said?

>> No.20181208

>>20181148
What are you talking about retard

>> No.20181233

>>20181208
scam is up
op knows
shut it down

>> No.20181276

>>20181208
hey man, its not funny, I'm just another filthy wagie trying to get out of this filthy place, please.... please... give me back my 3k usd, don't do this to me

>> No.20181303

>>20180148
Too late u donkey

>> No.20181306

>>20181208
YOU FILTHY SON OF A BITCH, I WILL GET ALSO GET YOUR IP AND FORCE JOIN YOUR DISCORD CHANNEL TO STEAL ALL YOUR SHIT WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>> No.20181312

You're priced out. Leave. Make sure to watch LINK continue to rise, though. Hopefully you kill yourself when the time comes.

>> No.20181371

>>20181306
You should seriously consider using that 3k to buy a gun and killing yourself with it

>> No.20181740
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>>20180148
i'll tell you what i tell all the newbies:

nmi w/3k on dead cat bounce suicide stack of a ranjeet shitcoin and im not fudding you m8. .00000001/10sats, lrn2trade, buy high sell low, sell the rumor buy the news then get back to me (pic very related)