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>> No.20177550

Peepeepoopoo

>> No.20177554
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Anime feet

>> No.20177556

pee pee poo poo

>> No.20177568

NIO

>> No.20177576

JESUS

>> No.20177580

>>20177554
That's a disgusting fetish, Anon.

>> No.20177585

>>20177576
Whistle*** YAW

>> No.20177599
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20177599

Stocks only go UP

>> No.20177600
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20177600

First for coom.

>> No.20177601

Should I buy NOC and LMT? Already holding RTX.

>> No.20177602

ENDR
PHE
POLX
BLDP

My holds for the past 5 months and I will continue to hold until I am living under a bridge or in a mansion with all your moms.

>> No.20177604

Was watching the orderbook. According to robinhood I got filled for a price that never got listed as a deal made for except a different price than what i entered. Did robinhood just steal like 1 to 3 pennies from me?

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>>20177539
>If these numbers hold
The numbers are all fake at this point. It's complete, total nonsense from top to bottom and so totally politicized that arguing about any of this is bullshit. And no, no one will dare shut down again besides the commie states who caused the high death tolls in their own shitholes in the first place by preaching science as a religion as they shoved 95 year old covid positive ladies back into nursing homes.

>> No.20177616
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20177616

Who the fuck is playing around in after hours trading and why are they doing it? Since the big dip in March, after hours trading has been buttfucking insane. SKYW just moved over $1.00 after hours, we all saw WKHS yesterday, etc etc. Is this just institutions fucking around? It seems wildly unfair but I didn't really expect the stock market to be rational or anything. Just seems inexplicable sometimes when things move in ridiculous ways with literally zero news

>> No.20177618
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20177618

How did you do today, /smg/? I'm up 150 bucks after some successful swing trading.

>> No.20177630

>>20177618
Boring ass day

>> No.20177631

>https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/1280497809658187781

Trump's campaign donations are about to (((double)))

>> No.20177638

>>20177616
the bogdanoffs

>> No.20177641

>>20177614
>governors forced nursing homes to take sick
What is that supposed to mean?

>> No.20177642

When do I sell my WKHS and NIO?

>> No.20177654
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>>20177487
Maybe America should stop eating burgers and exercise more instead of wearing masks. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the COVID-19 quarantine caused more deaths by reducing exercise activity in the U.S. and increasing diabetes & heart disease numbers (if it's even possible to exercise less than America does already)..

>> No.20177656

It's not an exciting trade but the most money I've made this year has been on Carrier. I bought right at IPO for $13.

>> No.20177659

>>20177618
>took profits on TQQQ calls in the morning
>got back in and lost all the profit
Too happy about link to care lol

>> No.20177665

>>20177641
It means exactly what it says. Cuomo and all those governors threatened to revoke nursing homes' operating license if they refused to take back the covid positive people they sent out.

>> No.20177669

>>20177618
I got oegged by a tranny today during my lunchbreak. Had some minor leakage of shit and blood once i got back to work. Been trying to hide the stains. Might have to get diapers for next time.

>> No.20177676
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20177676

Belated ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .04%, wew way better than expected. No time 2 chat my best friend has had a psychotic break in California and I'm trying to coordinate a bunch of stuff to keep his gf and stuff safe from his also psychotic mom, fuck this is scary

>> No.20177678

>>20177642
Sell that chink shit asap and double down on horse

>> No.20177699

What the hell is wrong with OKE and MRO?

>> No.20177701

I've had it. This place is full of the most degenerate, weak-handed pieces of shit I've ever seen. If the market doesn't go in their favor for just one fucking day they panic and lose all hope. Then another one of these fucks screams about something that by the grace of God had a green day and the rest FOMO in, latching to their new purchase with pride and telling everyone before it crashes the next fucking day only to repeat the process. Despite being conscious of this cycle of failures in their little insectoid minds, these subhumans only look into low quality, cheap pieces of absolute shit stocks and leveraged ETFs that swing 5% or more a day. They would rather fuel their pathetic, dopamine-addicted brains with massive losses they will never be able to recover than make any semblance of a good decision. Buy high and sell low. No strategy, no plan, just a four figure portfolio dedicated to speculative trash that they don't understand, can't understand, and don't want to understand. Worse than lemmings, irredeemable filth like this compensate for their complete ignorance by repeatedly affirming each other before the inevitable collapse. Anyone with a fucking brain who sees through the nonsense is attacked. After all, in the deranged conception of the market held by these 70-IQ shitheads, anyone without the latest pump and dump can't be making money; they're not able to make money without desperately gambling on the bottom of the barrel scams, so nobody else is either, right? Fuck you all. Never change, /smg/.

>> No.20177702

>>20177678
This. Horse has built good support and is super bullish this week

>> No.20177718

>>20177614
>its all fake
So you are telling me that there aren't any bodies in those mass graves in New York and that they just buried a bunch of wooden boxes for "politics"

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>>20177701

>> No.20177725

AAAAAA I WAS RIGHT THOSE BOTS ARE THERE!!!! IN AFTER HOURS!!!

Quickly ran a test. Put an order 2 pennies higher than highest bid. Out of nowhere came a large bid trying to prop up the bid side. How is this shit legal!? Ironic how the 2 guys who succesfully took advantage of these bots got into legal trouble for tricking bots into dumping stocks. Yet somehow legal for the bots to manipulate the price.

Tldr
>record orderbook
>prices 10 cents apart
>stick am order 2 pennies higher
>order near on instantly appears out of nowhere after my order pushimg the pushing bid higher
>hmpf the bots amd hfts at it again

>> No.20177733

>>20177701
>r/MFUPl4
Back to rreddit, faggot

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20177737

I'm still waiting for the second crash before buying in the /biz/ world.
Getting tired of waiting

>> No.20177749

>>20177669
>I got pegged by a tranny
>i got ass fucked by a man
nigga u gay

>> No.20177751

Walmart stock went up 6.78% because of their Amazon Prime competitor, Walmart+.

>> No.20177760
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20177760

/Iron hoof/ gang report in

>> No.20177773
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20177773

My zoomer kid neighbour is yelling at his computer. I can hear through wall.
>cortana open steam!
>cortana open network settings!
>cortana open network settings: troubleshoot!
>no TROUBLESHOOT!
>TROUBLE- fuck!
>cortana why is my network not working!?
>why is the. Network. Not....
>cortana. Cortana!
This is fun. He's going to start throwing things soon.

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20177775

Horse $23.45 by 7/17!

>> No.20177777

>>20177702
Now I’m bummed out I sold my horse and bought NIO. I was in at 9 dollars too

>> No.20177778

>>20177618
Up $400 after buying BIOL yesterday.

>> No.20177780

>>20177642
Workhorse, a few days after the 13th

NIO idk

>> No.20177781
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>>20177760
Hello fellow horse chad strong hold today pip pip cheerio

>> No.20177782

>>20177618
getting scammed by chinese hype cost me 70 dollars and taught me a lesson about not trusting the news
Moved my stack into wmt sq v and loaded up on money market and now I've recovered most of my losses from yesterday

>> No.20177783

Kek, GE won another fat govt contract. The healthcare division is cranking out medical stuff. Oh and its also working on a treatment for our virus friend.

>> No.20177793

>>20177751
yeah and it'll dump because streaming service is bloated

>> No.20177796

>>20177751
White trash and ghetto dwellers can't afford the sub fees, shit doesn't come with extra benefits like Amazon's free television programs and bonus monthly Twitch sub. Might be a huge misplay.

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>>20177777
>He sold horse with 77777
Not gonna make it..

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20177800

It seems like the "#BlackOutDay2020" protest was a failure

>> No.20177804

>>20177760
Right here nigguh

>> No.20177806

>>20177702
why is it bullish?

>> No.20177817

>>20177775
why do people say 7/17

it would hit that 7/14. The news comes out 7/13.

People are saying 7/17 is the time to sell because that would be the time the covid cases from 4th of july

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>>20177725

To be this new...

You realize that most of the stock market is ran by computer algorithms/bots, right?

Is supposed to be like 80-90%. Everything else is ran by investors.

>> No.20177827

>>20177676
Hullo ding anon! Mixed day. Up a bit on gold, flat on silver, down a smidge on equities. Bailed on the sea doo. Added Canada Pacific choo choo train.

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>>20177777
What a waste of a quintuple of 7s

>> No.20177835

>>20177817
Just like Tesla, it will run up for a few days.

>> No.20177839

>>20177777
why would you sell before 7/13

>>20177806
people will start buying late this we

>> No.20177850

>>20177701
Bad day?
This idiot probably bought BYFC thinking on a day of a protest in which the whole point is NOT to contribute to the economy, that some shill stock would take him to the moon.
Or are you just pissy because your 3% gain a month on some inheritance, family loan, or gift from granddaddy isn't impressing anyone here. If you want to talk about a stock, post it. If you want to whine like a little baby then just fuck off. No one takes your opinion seriously or to heart. You're bellyaching is falling on deaf ears.
>I hate you

>> No.20177868

>>20177737
Im predicting a second crash in fall with a second strong corona wave hitting international trade

Source: dude trust me

>> No.20177873

I'm kind of surprised today wasn't a full power dump, the GDP data from EU was actually pretty fucking dire.

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>>20177800
That's a shame.

>> No.20177883

>>20177806


Fuck accidentally hit enter, 7/13 is the announcement of the USPS contract.

It isn't winner take all.

two american companies, 1 turkey company, and one indian company are in the running.

I am guessing Trump will pick the American company especially when hes been tweeting that he going to bring american manufacturing jobs back to america this week.

>> No.20177891

>>20177796
I already cancelled my prime membership because they are delaying shipping on shit due to covid and the only reason I had it was for free two day shipping which Walmart offers for free for orders over $35, Walmart seems like the better deal, also who cares about twitch lol

>> No.20177905

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tiktok-pompeo-united-states-weighing-ban-chinese-social-media-apps/
The US is considering banning TikTok

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>>20177642
>still holding horse
>how much should I let this cancer keep eat me up?

Time to put that horse down and turn it into glue.

Even robbin niggers dropped it and they're retards.

NIO target is at least $25-34

>> No.20177912

>>20177883
holy reddit spacing

>> No.20177925

>>20177905
ALL IN ON TWITTER

>> No.20177941

>>20177600
which title from minato fumi, i can't be assed to find my e-h logins and get access to sadpanda again

>> No.20177946

Can anyone please tell me how to stop my greed and resist the urge to double dip ?

It happened again today. Made 100 bucks off of NOI call. I sold for a nice profit. But i still fucking came back and bought only a few hours before market closed.

Now im holding $15 call and $10 $11 $12 puts.

Why do i do this ? I know it was a shit decision. I was in the green. I made profit.

>> No.20177948

I haven't set foot inside a walmart store for over 4 months.

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>>20177905
Waiting for Zynga to make an American version of TikTok.

We'll call it.. Zoomga

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>>20177907
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>> No.20177965

>>20177883
7/13 is the closing for bids, no date for announcement of the winner but it is expected within 90 days.

They are telling people to sell by then because there's a lot of idiots like you who think the winner will be announced by then and will dump it when they realize they have to wait 3 more months

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20177983

Did you guys sell already

>> No.20177995

>>20177796
>Amazon's free television programs and bonus monthly Twitch sub.
lol I really doubt that many care about that shit.

>> No.20178010

>>20177701
awesome copypasta
later, dude

>> No.20178015

>>20177946
>NIO $10/11/12 puts
Do you REALLY think NIO pump will last through 7/17?
.. Actually it probably will. Chinese pumps last forever. Check out $WINS for example.

>> No.20178026
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20178026

Anons, let's relax on the negativity.

What are your hopes for the market, for yourselves, and for the future?

Realistically, where would you like to see yourself in 5 years based on your career and investments.

Personally, I'd like for my stocks to act as something that I can pull from if I really need to, and to continue investing in companies whose future I'd like to see continue and grow.

I'm hoping that my profits can be used to start my life with fiance and give us a good leg up.

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>>20177905

>> No.20178056

>>20177983
I sold last week @ 22.22 because meme number

>> No.20178058

>>20177891
I'm close to cancelling mine. Everyone else of value has copied Amazon's free shipping shtick. Amazon's only claim to fame was that it was REALLY FAST. Well even before Shanghai Shivers the speed of their delivery has been getting worse and worse in my area. I haven't received anything in two business days since 2018. And now it's like a week.

AND thanks to that shitty state in the middle of the country somewhere we all have to pay sales tax on internet purchases so they no longer hold the no tax advantage.

>> No.20178059

Friendly reminder to look into CLSK. Make your own informed decision

>> No.20178081

>>20178015
I was hoping it hits 15 and then starts tumbling down like Horse before it.

Why i decided to take this bet, after i already made my money from NIO ?

I got no fucking clue. And here i was telling another anon there are plenty of fish in the sea, so when you sell, just sell and leave it.

>> No.20178088

>>20177941
Revenger x Massager. You can find it on hentaicafe.

>> No.20178089

>>20178026
TSM $80 by Q1 2021
and my Canadian REIT to also be +30% by then before factoring the 8% dividend

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20178121

6k AYRO fag here. $10 EOW

>> No.20178124

I used to like going to walmart when I was a teenager. Playing all the PS1 and PS2/Xbox game demos. Then one day I just started hating going. Now they're rolling out the self scan shit left and right. Like yeah, force the customer with a cart full of stuff to scan it all and bag it all while there's a line forming behind.. Uh huh real smart.

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20178138

i want to do the covered call meme but all the stocks i'm comfortable holding long term are too expensive for me to hold 1000 shares of them

>> No.20178143

>>20178088
oh baby

>> No.20178154

>>20178124
>Now they're rolling out the self scan shit left and right
>self checkout is a new concept
Are you from the year 1998? What I REALLY want is for Walmart to roll out their Sam's Club model. Sam's Club you can scan shit with your phone as you put it in your cart. When you're ready to leave you just hit pay, and walk the fuck out.

>> No.20178155

>wkhs down
>goes work out, come back
>wkhs up
the more I pump
the more wkhs pumps

>> No.20178157

>>20178121
Sell, retard

Another proof why Youtube "investor" gurus are fucking moron scam retards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O-3c_jj99o#t=15m08s
WKHS running to 5.92
>It's a pump and dump!!!
2 weeks later.. kek $22

>> No.20178186

>>20177616
Yeah saw that shit going on as well. Started playing with the price.

>put 1 order in at $XX.XX
>200+order instantly appear out of nowhere at a bid price higher than mine
>truly it was just some anon who happened to time it nearly instantly
>remove my single puny bid
>they (the higher bids) disappear as suddenly as they appeared
>or something like that cant recall too well

Fucking disgusting.

>> No.20178194

>>20178124
This. I can't stand how easy it is, how much faster those lines are, or not needing to deal with people it's just so problematic.

>> No.20178197

>>20178138
Sell Tesla/Google covered calls for a living, even 1 contract a week is still great.

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>>20178138
>1000
Anon...

>> No.20178204

>>20177676
Hi ding ding anon. Sorry to hear about your friend. What brought it on?

>> No.20178216

>>20178202
just a typo

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20178218

>FUTURES
BLOOD CRAB

Nice.

>> No.20178226

>>20178138
It's only 100

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>>20177737
>second crash
You'll have to wait another decade for the next crash to happen lol and the crash won't even go below 40k DOW by the time it happens.

>> No.20178240

So can anyone tell me to stop myself from double dipping after making a profit off of a stock ?

How to not be a greedy jew.

>> No.20178249

>o-only t-two more weeks guys, the f-fake virus will go away and we'll get back to normal like nothing happened

>> No.20178253

>>20177925
Nah SNAP

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>>20177676
hope your friend is okay ding anon

>> No.20178264

I hate this dumb crab market.

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>>20178249
>it's so serious that God King Fauci behaves this way

>> No.20178281

>>20177773
I really like Cortana when she works. But that's like 20% of the time. The other 80% she's an absolute cunt.

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>>20177983
WKHS bounced off of the 200 period simple moving average for the 30 minute time frame. (purple line)
It then established support today, for more than half the day above 16 dollars.
Had 16.40 for resistance for most of the mid day.
It eventually broke the 16.00 support.
Had a couple more dips, but each time the dip was a higher low.
But the highs were also getting lower.
and then at the end of the day, a mad dash upwards. Getting above 16.00 again and even beating the high of the day from earlier when the reversal happened from the 200SMA bounce.

Super low volume though.

But then after hours isn't looking so hot.
A shame because it fought so hard to make it up to 16.85, only to get ravaged in after hours down to, at the point of writing this, 16.29.

Today was such a mixed bag of signals in my opinion. I thought that since it had the reversal, held steady, and then shot up end of day it was looking pretty for after hours to give it a pump.
It's actually pretty scary, considering that really the sell off yesterday wouldn't be that bad if it opened up today at 17.61 where it ended yesterday. But last night's afterhours/PM took it down to 15.77.
If this next round of extended hours treats WKHS just as badly, it could open up at 14.50-ish even though it fought hard today to tread water.
If instead of robbing WKHS from 16.85 down to 16.29 of that 56 cents and instead added to it, making it 17.41, there would undoubtedly be a massive pump tomorrow.
But extended hours keeping it low...That's rough.

>> No.20178300

>>20178270
>Roku
>Apple TV
Buying Roku calls right now

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>>20177760
hello fren I've been ranching these ponies my whole life and the bogs can't manipulate my emotions

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>>20178216
>>20178138
Ah ok.
Well, if you want you can buy a LEAP.
A "Poor mans covered call"

Buy a MSFT call strike 140 for Jan 15 2021. Cost 68,55.
Then sell covered calls against that.
Your risk here is that MSFT has a significant drop till Jan 15.

Never tried it because I have the money to buy 100 shares of whatever I like, but it sounds like a good strat.

>> No.20178314

When do I sell nio?

>> No.20178318

Will NIO go up another 10+% tommorow?

>> No.20178332

who else is holding KTOV?

>> No.20178333

Watch KTOV

>> No.20178336

>>20177959
The nice thing about China is that all those problems were solved cheaply and rapidly with a bullet or two.

China is business minded. Prior to covid, their GDP had grown exponentially to be to the point where they were pretty close to America.

With all the nigger and faggot pandering, America was likely to lag behind.

I rather throw my money to China than a company pandering to niggers and faggots desu

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>>20177554
UH OH STINKY

>> No.20178346

How long does it take for money from a sell to settle on RH? I need to take some out soon and don't want to fuck up the timing.

>> No.20178368
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20178368

>>20178157
Wait, is this vid any good?
Once we're done with this shakeout and the market gets frothy again, I want to know "How To Play and Find Pump & Dumps On Stocktwits"

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>>20178318
It grew 14% today. Target is $34 short term. $80+ long term.

Hell yeah it will.

Making money on NIO and onaholes. Not gonna lie, this world pandemic has been an ongoing cascade of money for me.

>> No.20178406

>>20178368
Everything is a pump and dump and you're always too late

>> No.20178407

>>20177676
Made 0.25% today thanks to Tesla and LIT.

Bought Microsoft.

>> No.20178408

>>20178314
When it inevitably reaches $30

>> No.20178413

>>20178270
>Done talking
>takes mask off
yeah that doesn't seem like a problem to me, talking, coughing, sneezeing, and shouting are what fling virus particles all over.

>>20177676
oh no! sorry to hear.
Maybe some helpful anons are in the area?

>> No.20178423

>>20178308
>>20178138
Actually you can even go beyond that. September 2022 120 strike sells for 90.
Write your first weekly cc for 210 and you can already sack that premium for free if you get assigned.
More if you up the strike naturally. More if you dont get assigned.

The risk, again, is that MSFT only drops till 2022. But lets just assume that doesnt happen. (It will and you will pay.)

>> No.20178427

>>20177601
Yes

>> No.20178433
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20178433

>>20178403
This anon is absolutely based and going to make it.

>> No.20178464

>>20178403
just remember to clean them out after use anon!

>> No.20178465

>>20177868
I'm the same here. Fall crash. The death rate is slow....but we'll see what the Influenza virus and the Wuhan Virus does to the public.

>> No.20178466

>>20178121
Made $100 on it yesterday and got out. I thought about jumping back in today but the volume had hilariously decreased.

If you're still up, may want to jump ship or at least do a trailing stop

>> No.20178481

>>20178346
by the time it gets to your bank account it's like a week or more

>> No.20178490
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20178490

>>20177905
About fucking time, we can't have our youths being manipulated by an enemy botnet

>> No.20178495
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20178495

>>20177701
ngmi

>> No.20178505
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20178505

R8 my indicator. Buys are ovals. Sells are rectangles

>> No.20178507

How high can netflix go?

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>>20178406
Not when I'm early, but only have a small position.

>>20178433
>>20178464
he sells them to other men after he uses them, and likes to dress up as a female.

>>20177729
depends on how you explain it...
If you tell me the market is supposed to be valued based on the number of currently unemployed people, or restaurant closures, or infection rates, I'd disagree with you.

But a cuck?
That's only if you say something like:
You’re delusional if you can’t see that this house of cards is valued in a bubble and the first domino has already tipped over, one day a reckoning will come, and no one will be using Netflix and the reddit meme says “haha gold price goes OOOOOOOOOOOOO” and basically the US dollar is going to Weimar and you’ll be living in a favela that used to call the USA because everyone lost their jobs and you thought a lack of liquidity and a short-squeeze was causing the stock market’s violent move up but ACKSHUALLY it’s just money printing because the stock market is meant to reflect the current employment numbers and NOT earnings for decades to come.

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20178534

>>20178464
What if I told you... that some people buy them at a premium when they're used and some people make cascades of money in that niche market?

>> No.20178535

>>20177665
and then gave them immunity, really makes you think

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20178553

>>20178403
Got to Japan
Whole buildings full of "Boy anal scent just like real boy smell young"

>> No.20178569

>>20178534
Thats pretty low anon, how much does it pay?

>> No.20178579

>>20178270
>j-just two more weeks, my airline stocks will moon!!!11 you'll see

>> No.20178580

>>20178534
where do you even sell them?
And buy them?
I thought Japan was banning the export of adult toys, according to that one distributor.

>> No.20178582

>>20178553
You people are so fucking weird

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20178585

>>20177701
based as fuck
godspeed anon

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20178591

>>20178403
>Buying from Toydemon
>No Puni Ana DX or Kiwami in order
Come on man..
Chimera and Kupa Rina are cool too I guess.

>> No.20178592

>>20178505
Small sample size. I can't rate it like this.

>> No.20178593

>>20177665

There is literally nowhere else for them to go though, you can't have the hospitals board these people if they get corona, and often if it's not a severe case the patient themselves probably doesn't want to be stuck In a hospital room vs the retirement home where they have been living.

>> No.20178609

For actual investors, not RobinHood fags.

Looking at BATT

Exploration for mining materials for batteries.

Why invest?

Cheap, part of the future, riding EV trend, pays dividends.

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20178613

Who else is on the VBIV train with me?

>> No.20178617

>>20178336
Where are you from, anon?

>> No.20178619

>>20177905
reeeeeee freeze peach for whores

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>>20178582
according to a poll from 3 weeks ago 40% of /smg/ (including myself) wears diapers and you are surprised at scented lube?

>> No.20178659

>>20178481
Oh damn, better get on it now then.

>> No.20178664

>>20178582
Pure autistic faggotry

>> No.20178666

>>20178138
same. but its only 100 shares, not 1000.

fidelity wont approve me for simple buying calls and puts options, its fucking bullshit

>> No.20178668

>>20178553
Listen to Bobby Fischer talk about Japanese men, it's pretty funny starts at 2:15
https://youtu.be/rw4GXJW_BUo

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20178672

>>20178582
>he browses the four chan strictly for business news and discussion
>calls other people weird

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20178685

>>20178582
Yeah
So what?

Though I did not buy anything myself. I wanted to buy one of these onaholes just for the novelty, but meh.
You see some weird and funny shit though.

>> No.20178709

I believe in the horse. It will rise to new heights never seen before. The doubters will once again be btfo as history repeats. This several-day dip indicates a week of gains to come.

>> No.20178714

I lost so much money today that I have to double my money to even get back to my initial investment I actually want to kill myself

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>>20178664
>he has a trip on an anonymous Himalayan cow milking discussion board
>thinks he's anything other than pure autistic faggotry

>> No.20178742

>>20178591
you sound knowledgable about such things...

>>20178639
only boy scented lube is weird because
A. we're boys so we have the scent already
B. Japan does not look kindly upon blatant homosexuality
Abe-san needs to get those gays to just impregnate women and stop being such babies

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>>20178534
kek I heheh remembere the one where they sold them covered in shit

>> No.20178759

>>20178714
Heres your (You)

>> No.20178760

>>20178609
Fill me in on how dividends work. I’m new from the crypto side. Need to put some of my horse profit somewhere.

>> No.20178766

>>20178734
>>he has a trip on an anonymous Himalayan cow milking discussion board
This meme is so fucking mundane by now

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>>20178709
>hopelessly believing in a stock rather than put in the work to do good DD
not going to make it bro, I’m so sorry. Buy NIO bro’s or end up like him.

>> No.20178782

>>20178336
China is efficient and manufacturing is their strength.

In terms of innovations. They're garbage. Their companies are garbage, they can only copy other companies and rather focus on quantity instead of quality. Which is why no one buys their crap.

See:
Covid tests
Lucky coffee
NIO

>> No.20178793

Bros I just want to say I love you. I have had an enjoyable time being here since COVID, learning about the market in general, and shitposting. I wish you good wealth and strong gains.

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>>20178026
make monies. flee from society. raise alpacas.

>> No.20178797

>>20178685
Why not INVEST in making your own onaholes and dildos and sell them to the japs

>> No.20178805

Why are mods such faggots?

>> No.20178833

>>20178793
Much love & wealth to you too brother Alhemdulillah by the power of Kek

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>>20178766
You're actually so mundane that people have you filtered on /biz/ of all places

>>20178742
Get the Puni Ana DX or Kiwami. It's worth every penny.

>> No.20178846

>>20178668
Id be a faggot too if I had to see Jap women all day.
Pretty ugly desu.
>>20178797
Sounds pretty gay.
Im in.

>> No.20178858

>>20178805
Mentally ill people strive to have power so they can ignore their mental deficiencies

>> No.20178860

DAL- I bought more today. Strong balance sheet, getting more govt money lined up in addition to what they already got earlier this year. They'll be just fine. So what if it takes a while before they hit $60 per again? I'm not doing nothing for the next few years other than my normal routine (well "new" normal now thanks to the virus) so waiting won't kill me. Hell it could pay off even more for me once they get around to bringing back that divvy. There's something to be said for just kicking back worrying about nothing while others take huge risks that backfire you know.. Yeah those who make loads of money on the quick are lucky but for each lucky person there's 10 who lost loads.

>> No.20178861

>>20178769
Good DD is useless. All the DD in the world never indicated WKHS taking such a dip, only good news has been released for them. Only worship and prayer has an affect.

>> No.20178868

While we wait, discuss this:
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1280623188976730114

>> No.20178869

>>20178843
>n no
Don't reply to me ever again.

>> No.20178872

>>20178742
>we're boys
we are? i though everyone on /biz/ was a cute girl

>> No.20178876

>>20178769
What DD is there that proves WKHS is a bad investment? I have seen literally only good news on them.
I'm genuinely curious as I already cashed out on them and considering going back in and I already have some in NIO and might just buy more of that instead.

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>>20177525
Nice manga choice there.

>> No.20178897

Fellas heres a question. Whats the "yep, ive made it." point in your life trading stocks/options whatever ?

For me its buying a sex doll that looks like a celeb. Now thats fuck you money right there.

>> No.20178901

>>20178861
You can't be serious

Everyone with eyes saw this coming

>> No.20178910

>>20178861
>Only worship and prayer has an affect.
Lmao
>Thinking our insignificant prayers have any effect on the goodwill of the Bogs
We pray for mercy and penance, not profit

>> No.20178938

>>20178897
Id say the first million.
You "made it" way before that depending on your life style but being a millionaire is "making it" for most people.

>> No.20178959

>>20178897
Why settle for that when hopefully they'll get Holodecks out before I die. No headgear required. Just step into the room and program it with whatever and whoever you want.

>> No.20178978

hello im new in this board :)

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>>20178861
There's only good news for Tesla so why did it pull back today then?

>>20178869
Let's kiss

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>>20178876
WKHS was only ever supposed to get up to $17 without any contract announcement, the fact that it went over to $23 before crashing was random and awesome for certain people but ultimately a freak occurrence. NIO on the other hand is supposed to be the TSLA of the asian world and everywhere else China has influence. It was always going to be the big dog. WKHS has one market in general it’s trying to target, USPS, other than that it’s shit. If you can’t see this logical observation, you should sincerely not be trading stocks.

>> No.20178989

>>20178897
Buy house with trading gains. That's a ways off.

>> No.20178992

>>20178978
Fuck off

>> No.20179004

What’s NIO doing tomorrow?

>> No.20179008

>>20178294
it's da institutional jews trying to get cheapies

>> No.20179010

>>20178978
hi :)

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>>20178978
hihihihihihihihihihihihi pls inject your fresh green monies in to the market

>> No.20179030

>>20178876
Their market cap is 1.2 billion yet they sell nothing(yet). That`s relatively cheap compared to other brain fart investments though. If that is justified depends guidance, demand and if (also when) they can deliver (production pipline). I have not done any DD but that's a good place to start.
>>20178981
I knew you would reply.

>> No.20179050

>>20178569
Market rate is anywhere from $100 -$500 plus cost of onahole.

If a specific outfit is desired it's also purchased by the buyer at a premium. Fees easily add up for the buyer.

Not money to write home about like Belle Delphine, but it's a steady stream of money that keeps me happy.

>>20178580

Need special software to venture into those internet zones, frens.

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>>20177777
oh noes anon!

>> No.20179084

>>20178987
It's not just USPS, though, it's all last-mile delivery and route trucks which could mean FedEx, UPS, ISPs and plumbers and all that shit potentially, right? I mean EVs are supposed to be the choice in fleet vehicles because their maintenance costs are supposed to be cheaper or something, right?
I mean, the overhype correction dip totally makes sense, but the way I see it, this company could be worth a ton of money someday soon if the USPS contract works as a proof of concept to other companies in the need of those kinds of trucks.

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>>20177618
I pulled everything out and went to sleep, fuck this gay as pump and dump market full of Robin hooders

>> No.20179090

>>20179004
Steadily rising to 14.50

>> No.20179096

>>20178992
:(
>>20179010
:)
>>20179025
why of course

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20179114

THAT'S GOLD JERRY! GOLD!

Any TSX chads with this? I have 100 shares and it's my best performing stock for now.

>> No.20179122

>>20179050
You sell them on discord and frequent obscure communities on the internet to generate interest
But I sold a used puni ana from the 1st gen to some old guy for like 300 dollars and I think I only paid 120 when it was new

>> No.20179139

>>20177676
is your best friend the rat? did he have a psychotic break (in california) because stocks went down?

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20179146

It's a horse.
It works.
It's from the USA.

What more do you want? Do you really want a Chinese robot to have backdoor access to all of America's nook and crannies? I think NOT! TikTok, Huawei out! And NIO will follow its path as Workhorse dominates the American market.

Just some wishful thinking..

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>>20179114
No small miners for me. Only barrick for miners.

>> No.20179183

>>20177957
Already was, it was Vine.

>> No.20179185

>>20178794
blessed

>> No.20179214

how safe is a MSFT call rn? it only goes up r-right guys

>> No.20179237

>>20178218
dumb pig

>>20178270
There isn't any evidence in rct studies so of course he doesn't use one

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>>20179148
blessed GOLD
I wish I had more

One of my calls was sold off today to lock in a smol gain

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>>20177701
Rage fag confirmed. How much did you loose this week?

>Cope

>> No.20179251

KTOV MOONING
KTOV MOONING
KTOV MOONING
KTOV MOONING
KTOV MOONING

>> No.20179252

>>20178593
>There is literally nowhere else for them to go though, you can't have the hospitals board these people if they get corona, and often if it's not a severe case the patient themselves probably doesn't want to be stuck In a hospital room vs the retirement home where they have been living.
You are either ignorant or a shill. Nowhere else to go? They were already IN a hospital (which had PPE and precautionary measures) and didn’t need to go back to the coof tinderboxes of nursing homes (most lacked PPE.) Even in NYC at the very peak there were so many hospital beds available the many temp hospitals were taken down completely unused. NY/MI/NJ/IL/MA/PA actions were wrong, violated federal guidelines, and directly lead to thousands of avoidable deaths.

>> No.20179260

>>20179085
> See's meme stock go up 175%
> OMG NEW TESLA
> Puts all savings in NIO with margin and call options OTM
> Goes down 20% next day
> BUT WHYYYT, THERE'S NO BAD NEWS, I'M FINALLY RUINED

90% of 4chan faggots on this board. When will you queens learn?

See:
NAT
NKLA
GNUS

>> No.20179289

>>20179260
Kek nat got me good. Literally bought the top.

>> No.20179300

>>20179260
>NKLA

>> No.20179303

>>20179246
God tier profits. Gratz bro.

>> No.20179329

>>20177701
so all in on tankers i guess

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20179359

Anyone still in KTOV? LMAO

>> No.20179373

>>20179359
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20179395

>>20177983
Why would I sell a stock that's going to be $25 by EOW

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>>20179359
Where's that 140k KTOV long anon?

>> No.20179423

>>20179359
Take that meme shit off your chart.

>> No.20179427

>>20177665
> cuomo sent covid patients back to nursing homes
How is that a problem though if the virus is a meme cold that doesn't exist and isn't dangerous and nobody has died and everyone who died would have died anyway a week later? I'm not sure I'm able to follow your narrative anymore...is Cuomo your hero then or what?

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20179431

I’m shorting the horse 10k on the next pump. Screen cap this. I will post my position tomorrow

>> No.20179457

>>20179359
not a bad time to buy actually

>> No.20179464

>>20179427
key words nursing homes

>> No.20179488
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20179488

metopedo must be seething that coronavirus ended up being a nothingburger

>> No.20179500

WHO SOLD OFF THE S&P500 TODAY AT THE CLOSE

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.20179507

>>20177616
The Big Nose Tribe

>> No.20179509
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20179509

>>20179395
>horse at $25 at EoW

Stop it anon, STOP IT!!!!

You're just hurting yourself more and more...

And when you hurt yourself it hurts us more than it hurts you....

We are your frens...

Please stop it...its unbearable to watch someone take this much of a beating and just take it...just let go of horse and let the pain finally end...

*BWAHHH*

>> No.20179513

>>20179139
haha no it's not ratty, it's my frend from elementary school who's a software engineer 4 big tech. I just heard he's maybe doing okay, he's in a hospital but he's talking normally and knows where he is. He's like a bigtime elon musk/silicon valley type guy and he was getting into LSD and stuff. He apparently freaked out and was roaming LA, maybe broke into some stranger's garage. Another problem is his extremely mormon mom is legitimately mentally ill, she scared the fugg out of me calling me and saying it's somehow my fault, that he's braindead (completely made up), that his girlfriend caused this by having premarital sex with him, a bunch of craziness. I think it's looking okay tho

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>>20178668
>50%-60% of them (Japanese people) are queer -Bobby Fischer

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>>20177618
Ended up almost exactly where I started :(

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>>20179008

>> No.20179552

>>20179513
>had premarital sex and took LSD, but not with you
are you sure this dude is your best friend
you should feed him a gram of shroomies to help him recover
also take some shroomies with his mom to help her mental (even though she's probably right about everything)

>> No.20179563

>>20179509
You stupid nigger fuck off. WKHS is a long term hold and will continue to climb. Go get scammed out of a chink stock kike.

>> No.20179604

>>20179552
He lives in Cali I live in Utah kekkies. Imagine tripping balls and having phone sex with the bros @_@

>> No.20179633
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>>20179563
>NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DONT STOP PUMPING MONEY INTO A DEAD STOCK SO I DONT LOSE PROFITS!!!!
Fuck off with your fagotry. The rest of us are trying to actually make money. You WKHS faggots who missed out on gains and bought in at like 16+ are fucking insufferable. You lost, move on to the next stock.

>> No.20179655

>>20179252
because they needed to inflate the deaths

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>>20177525
>>20178890
yuribros please save my profits

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>I've been dividing up these Japanese men in to four categories
>First you've got the unisex men. They don't have any sex at all. They're like on the level of a sexless nine year old girl. They cry easily and so on. They're not in to sex period. You see a lot of them on tv.
>Then the next group is the bisexual Japanese men
>The third group is the uh, purely homosexual Japanese men
>and then the last group is the straight men
-Bobby Fischer

>> No.20179677

>>20177760
My hands got REAL shaky at $14 but I told myself to stick to the plan and steeled my nerves. Glad I held up.

>> No.20179689

>>20179633
I already cashed out on my 7/17 $10p though.

>> No.20179691

>>20178186
there is a method that hedgefunds use that can see an order like this before it is filled and both make an order and fill it faster than a normal exchange. its a rigged system to some degree because its mostly bots so the idea of day trading is becoming an outdated fantasy without tech like that.

>> No.20179720

>>20179604
yeah I guess that would be pretty gay
is phone sex even still a thing since the early 00's I wonder

>> No.20179738

stock market is going to dump tomorrow again

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I bought WKHS at 20. How fucked am I?

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>> No.20179761

>>20179741
Not worse than having a microwave brain

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>>20179741
Very. It's not recovering anytime soon despite what people who bought in at the same price will try to say. It's dead, you lost money. Jump onto the next stock, aka NIO, or fucking lose at stocks.

>> No.20179769

>>20178876
its not really a bad investment per say but its true value as of right now is grossly exaggerated which is why this seems so pumpish and dumpish since its book value cant really match what is largely just speculative sentiment with overly optimistic expectations.

>> No.20179777

>>20179677
Get ready to feel shaky tomorrow
You will be tested again

>> No.20179798

>>20179754
uavs and mvis too

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>>20179677
This anon is going to lose a lot of money. You can avoid being like him by selling and investing in something with actual room for growth.

>> No.20179834

>>20179802
What are men eating nowadays?

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>>20179802
>>20179762
This anon is going to actually profit.

>> No.20179857

highly-correlated-but-increasingly-divergent-strat anonchecking in
those of you know and you know who you are
It's uh. Not working at the moment
Basically I have gotten lazy about the rebalance because this market just feels kinda hefty. Which is anti strategy and basically a sin. So I will stop that promptly
Right now I am tracking SPX almost exactly in the 3 month and am still divergent in the 6.
Thanks
Ted

>> No.20179871

What's smg buying?

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>>20179741
We will know soon.
USPS contract will be announced.
If workhorse gets even a chunk of those billions you’ll make it.

>> No.20179891

>>20179871
LDSVF covered calls

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>>20179871
Nio bro

>> No.20179931

>>20179888
Sell the news

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>>20179871
$IDA
$NSRGY

>> No.20179936

How much should I ride NIO before I dump it? Buying the dip tomorrow.

>> No.20179943

>>20179871
Bought LIT

Researching BATT

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>>20179871
If you have anything less than 100 NIO stocks you’re fucking up and are going to experience some major FOMO and self hatred. The good news is that you can still avoid this fate.

>> No.20179961

>>20179871
buy airlines bro, this virus is fake, every country will lift travel bans once they found out the TRUTH (((they))) don't want you to know!!!

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>>20179936
Until it’s in the 20s next week.

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So if Workhorse actually gets the contract, what is the expected increase in price? I'm in 50 shares at 16.89.

>> No.20179994

>>20179955
THEY Only Learn When It's Too Late

>>20179934
That's racist.....and extremely based ;)

>> No.20179997

>>20179802
Well I bought at $5 with the full intention of holding until September at the latest. I already sold half my shares to get my initial investment back at $10. So no, I don't think I will lose any money.

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>>20179936
Ride it until it hits 80 bro.

>> No.20180021

>>20179993
$30-ish

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>>20179798

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>>20179955
101 NIO shares reporting for duty.

NIO and JNUG were my only 2 greens today desu.

This thing is going to moon again tomorrow.

The target price is in the 30s. The volume today has been insane.

>> No.20180048

>>20179993
It will skyrocket to the 40s, most likely. Keep in mind this won't be announced until months after 7/17, so you're gonna have to hold.

>> No.20180055

>>20178314
It’s going to dump soon

>> No.20180058

>>20180003
The fuck? Is this why NIO is pumping?

>> No.20180059

>>20177525
Imagine not buying 1-2 month out calls on NIO and getting 50+% gains weekly all the way to $25 moon mission with absolutely zero risk because the company is a font for laundered money.

>> No.20180071

>>20179871
Whatever Buffett is selling

>> No.20180074

>>20180023
thanks now spam on it ptg

>> No.20180082

>>20179888
Bidding ends July 14th. It will be awarded within 90 days. Hopefully corona fears doesn’t delay that for you horse fags. Even then, WKHS has to win. A lot of hopium.

>> No.20180087

>>20179961
Virus doom porn will magically 100% disappear after the election

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>The stock market is fake and rigged because it does not agree with the narrative the media is telling me!

>> No.20180113

>>20179961
Dumb faggot thinks Virus is fake....

(See Clorox stock)

....

Virus is on a vacation right now, all viruses don't do well in summer BUT THRIVE IN FALL. It's like deer/fishing season.

You know what's great?

Presidential election
Football, Basketball and Baseball

All going on during the viruses (Influenza and the WuFlu) prime season. All it takes is dead nigger to collapse on the football field or for Trump to not be out in public for a week to get the stock market the jitters ;).

You'll get your March lows soon boys.

>> No.20180114

>>20180058
It’s pumping because that’s legitimately what it’s worth. It doesn’t take much research to realize it’s a company that’s actually selling vehicles and more than that, it’s selling more than expected.

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What puts are we buying on the horse?

10p Jul 17th or 10p Aug 21?

>> No.20180116

>>20179888
I work for USPS and I've heard nothing about new vehicles, let alone EVs. We use the same pieces of shit since the 90s and I doubt that will change anytime soon in 95% of offices nationwide.

>> No.20180128

Why doesn't smg just buy amazon and tesla and wait to get rich?

>> No.20180138

I'm gonna be smart with my next Govt check. Since its' the last one and all. Gonna park the whole 1200 in the bank. Used the previous check to buy stocks.

>> No.20180149

>>20177669
Enjoy your aids

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>>20180058
It's the same thing that happen to NVIDIA with Intel a few years ago.

A Chinese manufacturer came around with much less overhead and labor costs... obviously it boomed.

Non believers want to carry Elon Musk's retarded ass indefinitely and think it will be profitable.

>> No.20180169

When does fucking mark recover?

>> No.20180174

>>20180116
That’s because no one bothers to keep the rank and file updated of things they don’t need to know. You’re a wagie not a decision maker.
>t. Govie

>> No.20180175

>>20180128
I'm already waiting with my retirement account.

>> No.20180177

>>20180116
You should probably Google "USPS new trucks."

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>>20180116
Yeah, people keep on talking about this USPS contract as if WKHS is going to actually replace the million mail truck fleet it has now with a million WKHS trucks. It’s just simply not going to happen. The US government always takes the lowest bidder, and that ain’t going to be WKHS.

>> No.20180180

>>20180138
Buy AAPL and Microsoft. At least beat inflation....

>> No.20180188

if i wasnt such a lazy piece of shit id be researching american companies with strong chinese competitors, tiktok ban + pump from social media competitors was obvious in hindsight

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Calls on NIO or puts on the Horse?
Shill me

>> No.20180193

>>20180169
Not till next ER

>> No.20180196

>>20180128
Everyone who actively invests using crowdsourced meme knowledge will get wealthy eventually, unless they have a mental illness that causes them to trade emotionally.

It's about how fast you get there. NIO will be a 3-5x this year. If you started listening to the shills here last year, it was a legitimate 1 year 10x opportunity for a government-subsidized (low risk) company, which is pretty fucking rare.

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>>20180192
Calls on NIO if you’re into making money

>> No.20180221

>>20180192
NIO calls are free money for the next month bar a two-time black swan, which would be pretty silly seeing how as the gov't made it clear that they'll sacrifice anyone to save big players from going under. The next wave of closures will be a carpetbagging session with only a minor dip.

>> No.20180237

>>20180192
Pictures that make me want to kill myself for $400 Alex.

>> No.20180249

>>20180237
>>20180192
For me it’s the brunette

>> No.20180256

I legitimately can't imagine my life if I weren't so plugged into the meme energy. It's so easy to follow you guys into money. Just have to distinguish the SNSS Anons from the no-punctuation, low effort post insider trading obviously taking place here for plausible deniability.

>> No.20180287

>>20180249
1. Middle
2. Burnette
3. The other one

>> No.20180289

>>20180256
it's not hard to see what ticker is being spammed by the same person every day, I don't think anyone falls for that, it's just autistic spam

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>>20180210
>>20180221
What exp and strike would you recommend?

>> No.20180330

>>20180324
>>20180324
>>20180324

>>20180324
>>20180324
>>20180324

pulsate

>>20180324
>>20180324
>>20180324

>>20180324
>>20180324
>>20180324

>>20180324
>>20180324
>>20180324

>>20180324
>>20180324
>>20180324

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>All it takes is dead nigger to collapse on the football field or for Trump to not be out in public for a week to get the stock market the jitters ;).
Fuck, you're right on this one. Imagine some nigger collapsing inside an Amazon warehouse from respiratory problems (induced by COVID-19), but he had to hide that fact and come to work otherwise he would be unable to pay rent and get evicted, or worse - lower his credit score more.

And then to top things off, because of how chaotic the Amazon warehouse is, he dies before he even gets to the hospital. It makes the national news. Protests everywhere, Amazon warehouses burned down by nigger arsons, bombings, riots calling for Jeff Bezos to step down from his CEO spot.. Amazon stock plummets to $1000 as all the soi Amazon consumers cry "tyranny! BLM!" - and the market takes a steep dive along with it as Trump disappears for a week due to safety concerns before the elections amid death threats coming his way.

I can see it now.

>> No.20180347

216 nios here. When it hits 80 that will be 17,280

Then the gubment takes 3801.6

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>>20179955
400, reporting in.

>> No.20180367

>>20180297
one month out, strike very close to ATM

NIO might flatline but it won't tank with Xi pressing his advantage against the US coronavirus handling. your risk will be near zero and if things go according to play your upside will be huge. sell for contract profit, don't exercise. nio is not a long-term (2 year+) hold.

>> No.20180412

>>20180347
>80
Nio to 30ish then bust down as western investors take profits.

Calls are the game. it's guaranteed to climb up at a totally organic rate :^)

>> No.20180428

>>20180412
In all seriousness do I sell WKHS if I break even tomorrow at 17.59?

>> No.20180512

>>20180428
WKHS has bad meme energy. Sell at -1 or -2 % and wait a few weeks. We're at hysteria meme stage, gotta wait for the signal to cut through the noise again.

Three 3x trades / year on obvious meme magic >>>>> actual strategies putting your money at risk.

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>>20177525
I'M WAKING UP

Imagine not buying the equivalent of shitcoins before they went up 2000%

Going to be a millionaire in 5 years if you buy gold miners.

>> No.20180604

Remember we must give thanks to our virus friend for giving a lot of us money making opportunities that most likely wouldn't have happened otherwise. And also for giving a lot of us paid "vacations" from work for 3+ months now. And lastly for giving us free money that for damn sure we wouldn't see otherwise.

>> No.20180715

>>20180604
I'm enjoying the high premiums for sure. Sad they won't last, but I guess I transition to leveraged etfs once VIX drops

>> No.20180762

>>20180249
The one on the right has more ass than the other two combined

>> No.20180793

>>20178520
Ok, here's how I explain it.
The market is supposed to be based on earnings. The only reason stocks are a thing is because you can pay $100 now to get back more than $100 over a long time via dividends. It is a way of turning a lump sum into a cash stream. This is an attractive proposition for the wealthy, and so the stock market exists.
Because the future dividend return of a stock is not written in stone, there will be a certain amount of speculation on just how valuable a particular dividend income stream will be over a given period of time. As the price fluctuates during price discovery, there is room to make money on the volatility.
Almost everyone on this forum focuses on making money on the volatility rather than trying to convert their wealth into income streams. That is, they gamble on trying to understand price discovery better than the big players. Because this is all people care about here, it builds up the impression that it's all the market is. But that's not the market. The market is very wealthy investors trading positions in income streams, and dividends and earnings matter. What /smg/ sees as the market is the turbulence that follows around the big players' moves, but those real moves are based on fundamentals.
So unemployment matters, because it affects earnings. Ruined consumer spending confidence matters, because it affects earnings. The virus matters, because it affects unemployment and consumer confidence, which affects earnings.
When the fundamentals are bad enough, stocks no longer have a value as reliable income streams that you can trade your lump cash for, which means they no longer have a value to big investors. That's when they fall, but that fall is usually accompanied by a "dead cat bounce" which is a technical construction during a fall that lets the elite scoop up all the money from people who gamble on volatility. That's where we are now.
Don't kid yourself, the market is 60% overbought.