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>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though

>> No.20130509
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20130509

>>20130492
Based moot cleaned up and got a hair transplant.
Sadly, he is no longer with us. Hes a Google employee.

>> No.20130532
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>>20130509
>getting paid at least 250k a year by jewgle and living in Toyko
Hard to turn down that kind of deal

>> No.20130550

>>20130509
is that mootykins’s waifu? i’ve never seen this pic

>> No.20130607

>>20130532
Dang. I wonder if he's in crypto too.

>> No.20130630

>>20130607
He's probably loaded his BTC bags from selling passes

>> No.20131279

>>20130550
that's a man

>> No.20131638

>>20130532
No wonder maps have been sucking>>

>> No.20131715
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20131715

>>20130532
>4 years six months

>> No.20131985

>>20131715
Haha he wasted one year managing Google plus