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20129826 No.20129826 [Reply] [Original]

No larp, I'm 30 years old in a month. I've never gotten laid, and I bought Vechain today. I wanna lose my V card.. Should I just visit a hooker? Is it really that special? I don't resent anyone, I'm just short and balding, what do I do?

>> No.20129861

>>20129826
well at least you didn't buy xrp...

>> No.20129912

>>20129826
Nah make a plenty of fish account and you’ll be good.

>> No.20129940

>>20129861
I've been feeling lonely lately.. All my friends have girlfriends and some are getting married even (they're nerds too). I just don't know what to do with myself. Just doing my job (IT) 9-5 and after work trading crypto and playing video games.. I feel like I'm at a breaking point... I need sex, I'm also drunk atm

>> No.20129960

>>20129826
Bro when VET hits $0.50 next year, you'll be able to afford some nice ass hookers and you can even get the ones without the benis if you want, too. Go buck-wild, partner!

>> No.20130041

>>20129960
yeah well. i've been linked "the red pill' etc, so is hooker sex really the way i'm gonna lose my virginity? then i might aswel get it over by tomorrow, i've got 50$ lol, just sad i've always wanted that "the notebook" of love story, but now ive discovered its never gonna fucking happen

>> No.20130064

>>20129861
Marriage is a sham. Girlfriends drain your energy and stacks. Get yourself a hooker. It's nothing that special. Most men do it, they simply don't talk about it.

>> No.20130118

>>20130064
are they "more dirty" on mondays? I'd go tomorrow but i just figure theyd be gross be being taken all weekend long. also how does it work? you knock on the window, then what?