/$tg - $Stonk token general/ - Ni Hao 光荣的霸王中国 Edition

[Anonymous No.20114705]

$STONK GOT LISTED ON 4 FUCKING EXCHANGES OVERNIGHT WITHOUT ASKING, 0 DEPOSITS DOWN.
>1INCH
>COINTIGER
>MXC,
>BAMBOO
ALL BOUGHT STONK FOR LIQUIDITY AND LISTED STONK NO QUESTIONS ASKED
> THEY LITERALLY DIDN'T ASK.
>$STONK HIT 10C USD OVERNIGHT ON BIKI

>NI HAO MOTHERFUCKERS

I'M FREAKING OUT HERE'S SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS

BiKi.com (@BiKiEnglish)
>BiKi launched STONK today! Opening up with a commendable performance of up to 124.97%

According to official news, the BiKi platform is open for trading today at 14:00 (GMT+8), with an opening increase of up to 124.97%

>Trade STONK/USDT here now!: t DOT co/HSKN4A7fiB...

We are now live on MXC and BiKi
https://twitter.com/MXC_Exchange/status/1278916296160100352 (embed)

MXC Exchange (@MXC_Exchange)
>New Listing

>#MXC_Exchange will list @DEXToolsApp, @melonprotocol, @Kleros_io and @stonkdev in Assessment zone at 14:00 (UTC+8), July 3, and open trading for $DEXT, $MLN, $PNK, $STONK against $USDT and $ETH markets respectively.

Details:t DOT co/hDnF3RcUJm

[Anonymous No.20114716]

>>20114705
Someone with 150K usdT just bought 70 ETH worth of stonks!! A shitload of ETH got pooled today, too.
>Was there a leak?? What the fuck does he know?

>This has been addresed, the big eth buys were exchanges buying for liquidity, still, I wonder, what *do* they know?

>What is STONK?
STONK supports DeFi through providing lucrative balancer pools that include promising DeFi projects. Its purpose is to soak balancing pressure to act much like an ETF indicator for DeFi - all in one token.

>What DeFi coins are in the first balancer pool(Yes first, more pools are being created for optimal returns)?
10% REP, 10% LINK, 20% STONK, 10% LRC, 10% COMP, 10% SNX, 20% WETH, 10% KNC

>What happened to STONK?
STONK and Statera were both victims of a flash loan exploit involving deflationary coins on the Balancer platform - liquidity from both projects were drained at the same time. The Balancer team has stepped up and will be refunding lost liquidity to both projects in the near future.

>How is STONK moving forward?
The same day of the exploit, STONK did a 1:1 transfer from old STONK coins to a new, non-deflationary coin - if you hold STONK, the new STONK token was already deposited to your wallet. Moving to a non-deflationary coin has not only allowed STONK to remain on the Balancer platform (with full 100% BAL returns) without being susceptible to liquidity exploit attacks, but it also broadens the number of exchanges STONK is eligible to be on.

>Is burning/deflation permanently removed from STONK?
Probably not, the team is currently exploring other options like manual burning to remain ERC-20 compliant, however optimal DeFi balancing is the primary objective of the project and not necessarily the deflationary aspect. STONK gains value as the other coins in the balancer gain value, not because a portion of coins are destroyed each transaction.

[Anonymous No.20114739]

>>20114705
Token not needed

[Anonymous No.20114743]

>>20114716
I heard some level of rebranding is going on

>OLDER ANNOUNCEMENTS

>$STONK logo for new contract now updated on uniswap!
https://uniswap.exchange/swap?outputCurrency=0xb4058411967d5046f3510943103805be61f0600e
10-12K of liquidity has been added to uniswap! More to come soon, as time passes. You can trade in small amounts for now though

>Provide uniswap liquidity via this link: https://uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb4058411967D5046f3510943103805be61f0600E

>$STONK deposits (updated contract) are now open on HOTBIT! (Cex)
Deposit here: https://www.hotbit.io/dw/deposit?symbol=STONK

>WE'RE TRADING ON HOTBIT!!!!
https://www.hotbit.io/exchange?symbol=STONK_USDT

>Old contract STONK deposits on HOTBIT have now been restored!
https://hotbit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360050281934-Announcement-on-the-completion-of-STONK-contract-replacement-

>STONK is now listed on HOTBIT's investment section!
More details here: https://hotbit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360050352914

FoT Tokens in balancer pools got drained the other day, Noke removed the FoT aspect and ofered to refund every penny lost. Since then, Balancer labs has explained they won't be working with FoT moving forward, so Noke is working on a manual burn, likely through buybacks. Marketing, Balancer Pool ROI Optimization, and getting Cex listings are the main focus now, I think CMC is now in sight with requirements being finished. It's going to be a big month for $STONK.
Tonk Stonk here, EXTREMELY COMFY, buying a biiig soft chair at 1$ so I can wait for 10$.

[Anonymous No.20114760]

>>20114739
Sounds like something some Ug ASS would say, Go 2 Bed.

[Anonymous No.20114835]

green line go up

[Anonymous No.20114874]

>>20114705
Buy NVAX.

[Anonymous No.20114992]

>>20114705
It's a good coin to hold because it follows the price of other defi projects... but this isn't a moonshot lol. Why would it moon? It is an index fund.

[Anonymous No.20115058]

>>20114992
Some anon hit the nail on the head so I'll give him some credit

>How is it going to act as an indicator for DeFi with more pools though?

>Are they only going to pool DeFi tokens? Surely if they keep doing that it would give the weighting of some tokens too much value to be an accurate indicator.

>Unless they plan on making pools for each area of crypto, but that has to be way too much scope for a coin named fucking STONK

[Anonymous No.20115600]

AMA Summary:
https://esatoshi.club/stonk-x-satoshiclub-ama-from-30-june/

[Anonymous No.20115780]

>>20115058
>Pools for each area of crypto
Honestly it's pretty likely that'll happen at some point
>Too much scope because it's called stonk hurr durr
it being called STONK is genius, how the fuck you gonna forget a name like that, and the name doesn't magically limit the development of it lol

[Anonymous No.20116155]

>>20115780
>it being called STONK is genius

>>20114743
>I heard some level of rebranding is going on

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[Anonymous No.20116390]

easy swinging, comfy hold