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20110535 No.20110535 [Reply] [Original]

Can I sue my parents for having me circumcised?

>> No.20110548

>>20110535
and you will get what
money ?
you will get more money if you play the good boi onions

>> No.20110557

I just want them to apologize

>> No.20110567

kek, ask me how I know you're coming from this thread
>>20110365

>> No.20110577

>>20110535
Sue the doctor for not getting your consent. Your parents probably didn't realized they were mutilating you. Circumcision "surgeons" are trained to sell the practice to new parents as medically necessarily by scaring them with exaggerated and misleading STD stats

>> No.20110586

>>20110535
you deserve to desu anon, id be raging for life if my bell protector got sliced off as a kid

>> No.20110623

>>20110535
Can I sue you for making this shitty thread and wasting the time I took to read it on the catalog?

>> No.20110693
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>>20110623
its okay to be angry anon, i would be too if i had no foreskin

>> No.20110722

>>20110535
we should be compensated by the state that stole our stem cells. let's start off with something physical and worth money so the government can't ignore it, then we can move on to exposing how it destroys your mind. women won't care if we start with the mental damage it causes, they'll just call everyone incels until we give up, and the corporations won't have to lift a finger.

>> No.20110726

>suing for damages
This shit is damaging. We should file a class action for all cutfags in the US

>> No.20110798
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I would sue the doctor and the hospital. If that doesn't work, I think I would kill the doctor and the Hospital chief/CEO at that time, depending ofc on my current life situation whether it's worth risking it to get the revenge. I can't even fully imagine what it's like to get your dick mutilated like a fucking slave. It seems so evil and sadistic. Like ok rob me my money and material possessions whatever, but cutting my dick as well? That's fucked up.

>> No.20110875

>>20110798
Oy vey, that's just the way they play
>circumsicion was banned in Ancient Rome
Based

>> No.20110901

>>20110798
My dad said he had to almost physically hold the doctors back from chopping up my dick after I was born they were so intent on it. Fucking madness.

>> No.20110903
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>>20110535
Imagine being white and getting mutilated at birth. Only in arab countries and the us

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>>20110903

Don't laugh at is. Pity us. I've lost two gfs in the past because my dick just doesn't work. Even with Viagra it's still barely functional. Thankfully my current gf is understanding but it still upsets her when I can't get it to work which is often. The only pleasurable part is the scar that remains. I've told my parents to their face that I resent them for it and I'll never forgive them for not knowing better. Every god damn time I look at my dick it makes me want to off myself. If I ever found the bastard that did this to me I'd probably try to kill them.

>> No.20111054

>>20110903

Don't laugh at us. Pity us. I've lost two gfs in the past because my dick just doesn't work. Even with Viagra it's still barely functional. Thankfully my current gf is understanding but it still upsets her when I can't get it to work which is often. The only pleasurable part is the scar that remains. I've told my parents to their face that I resent them for it and I'll never forgive them for not knowing better. Every god damn time I look at my dick it makes me want to off myself. If I ever found the bastard that did this to me I'd probably try to kill them.

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>>20110535
should be able to sue or murder everyone involved who performed it or stood by end let it happen whithout tryinn to stop it.
i will never forgive them for this. any of them

>> No.20111190

>>20110535
You should be thanking them for not having a disgusting, stinky, hooded dick. Seriously, chicks hate that shit
>>20111054
Your dick doesn't work because you're a faggot

>> No.20111213

>>20111190
I would take great pleasure in caving your fucking head in with a cricket bat.

>> No.20111227

>>20111190
>chicks hate that shit
this is the biggest cope i've ever heard from burgers

>> No.20111239

>>20111213
>cricket bat
Ok poojeet

>> No.20111263

>>20111227
Why is the porn industry dominated by circumcised men? Nobody wants to see your gross ant-eater cock

>> No.20111287

>>20111263
because the porn industry is dominated by burgers fatty

>> No.20111338

>>20111287
Why would you even want foreskin when you have to clean your boyfriend's shit out of it?

>> No.20111400

>>20111338
the level of cope is strong in this one
just be a good jew and keep mutilating your children

>> No.20111425

>>20111400
I most certainly will, thank you for the encouragement

>> No.20111451
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20111451

My jewish gf is against getting our kids mutilated. So my best revenge is having a jewish uncut son or three.

>> No.20111521

>>20111400
>>20111451
both of my boys are cut. it was my wife's idea because she "didn't want them to have one of those ugly penises". kek. foreskin is disgusting

>> No.20111563

>>20111521
Why is your wife sexualizing her own sons?

>> No.20111621

>>20110903
it makes zero sense for anyone paying attention, the boomers didn't pay attention because they didn't love anyone but themselves

>>20111054
we'll get our chance to sue, im sure of it, but by then the rich will already have escaped.

>> No.20111643

>>20111190
Imagine wanting to cut off a part of your dick to appease some vapid roastie.
Imagine using the absolutely degenerate and heavily Jewish dominated porn industry as an argument for circumcision.

>> No.20111644

>>20111563
she just doesn't want them to be laughed at like she and her friends laugh at guys who aren't cut. ensuring a life of happiness for my sons is not sexualizing them

>> No.20111649

>>20111054
Accept that you are gay and move on with your life.

>> No.20111666

>>20111213
Leg before wicket poo

>> No.20111685

>>20111644
Is it somehow difficult to cut off the foreskin later in life? Serious question

>> No.20111694

>>20111643
The majority of women I've been with comment on how 'pretty' my dick is. Some have even sighed in relief that I'm circumcised. You foreskinners have no idea how grossed out women are by your stinky dicks.

>> No.20111710

>>20111694
imagine caring what a woman thinks

>> No.20111712

>>20111685
probably not too safe anon, google that shit

>> No.20111713

>>20111694
you do sound like you smell a lot of dicks

>> No.20111725

>>20111521
>other people's opinions over my sons' appeal is more important than the pleasure my sons feel in life, and their personal choice
Never gonna make it as a parent, give your children for adoption.

>> No.20111727

>>20111710
Imagine being alone and unloved.

>> No.20111728

>>20111694
Thankfully I'm European.
But you're still bragging about being mutilated from the perspective of appealing to women. That's quite pathetic.

>> No.20111738

>>20111727
Imagine thinking hoes "love" you for your dick.

>> No.20111739
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>>20111727
found the simp

>> No.20111760

>>20111728
>appealing to women
I didn't mean to offend you, faggot

>> No.20111770

>>20111728
Burgers will never get it, fellow Eurochad.

>> No.20111778

>>20110535
Fuck your mom in the ass and make your father watch.

>> No.20111779

>>20111760
Yeah, I wouldn't cut my dick off even if it made women like it more. There, I said it. If that's gay, then I guess I'm gay.

>> No.20111790

ITT: a bunch of stinky dick, foreskin-toting virgin losers.

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>>20111779
>>20111790
do you have any idea how hard were you coping

>> No.20111824

why not just start a new trend of mutilating babies?
convince women that earlobes on men are not sexy and let's cut them off our children at birth.
makes just about as much sense

>> No.20111825

>>20111725
>give your children for adoption.
but then retards like you would adopt them

>> No.20112167

stop feeling sorry for yourself and go to the foreskin restoration subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/foreskin_restoration/