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20103312 No.20103312 [Reply] [Original]

This is absolutely pure comedy gold, watching you stinkers seethe as you fail to touch above $5 for months now. Good god almighty you lads are done for. LINK is a useless erc20 vaporware shit token run by a russian philosophy majoring con artist. No idea how you subhumans got duped this hard, must be the jonestown punch. Talking about LINK, that reminds me, you cultists always say “NEVER SELL, SWINGLINKERS GET THE ROPE” but ironically enough all LINK hodlers will rope when the Oz curtain gets pulled back and you all realize everything was a lie and the emperor has no clothes on, and that emperor sergey was running the most insidious and diabolical ponzi scheme in the written history of the world. This has gotten so bad that sergey will make madoff look like a kid with downsyndrome playing chess against bobby fischer. I tip my hat to sergey, he’s the king of kings among con men, regardless of how maniacal he is. Will be absolutely unprecedentedly humorous when this fat fuck runs off to some third world shithole along with hundreds of millions of NEET donations. There’s a reason the json parser house made of straws is based in the caymans. There’s a reason a literal pornstar manages the trust fund. There’s a reason sergeys father drives a cherry red lambo, where’s the lambos off LINK? That’s right you idiots just provided liquidity for the biweekly dumps. There’s a reason staking isn’t coming out. There’s a reason vitalik called the project a joke. There’s a reason no major company has partnered up, besides MOAB that is, a literal exitscam scamcoin. There’s a reason rory got caught subtweeting sergey about ripping off ETH from smoothbrains. There’s a reason sergey sits alone at every conference he attends. There’s a reason, drunkanon, assblaster, 42, linkjesus all the other countless LARPs completely flopped. There’s a reason the price can’t touch above a cup of coffee. One reason, LINK is a scam.

be here for a bit, got a flight to catch soon

>> No.20103328

Thank you for your concern over our financial wellbeing.

>> No.20103341
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>>20103312
forgot my trip

Your useless shit token still can’t touch above the price of a cup of joe from new york. I’ve never seen anons so pathetic before. Give it a rest, you drank the jonestown punch but you’re not dead yet, the antidote is still within reach. What’s the antidote you say? Hitting sell on that exchange. There’s still time left, hell you’d probably be selling at a profit at this point. Just get out of plato’s cave and see the light, that LINK is a zero usecase vaporware scam run by a russian philosophy majoring con man. Don’t let him get his dad another lambo, dump your bags on the newfags and all in into silver before the doomsday moon happens. God speed anons.

>> No.20103394

lol still erc-20 testnet

>> No.20103409
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>> No.20103461

>>20103341
This anon speaks truth. All your financial sins can be repented for, if you simply let go of the lie.

>> No.20103534

Anon, let me tell you this
I was once a nolinker like you, but one day I decided to buy one little stinky linky. One turned into two and two turned into ten. Suddendly I had 44 stinky linkies. It may not be the biggest stack out there anon, but to me, its enough. Its enough because I realized I was a part of something bigger. The fulfillment I felt by buying my first linkies surpasses everything this world has to offer.
I know deep in my heart that I'm a pawn to Sergey, but you know what, I dont even care! I am a marine and thats what matters!

>> No.20103538

>>20103312
>>20103341
Based lord speaki ng
Holy bump

>> No.20103541

>>20103341
Fuck you.

>> No.20103677

>>20103328
legitimately I am concerned for your financial well beings, I fucking love each and every single one of you and would take a bullet for any of you, if those blindly following the satanic cult of sergey. When sergey inevitably exitscams I hope you lads will learn to listen to me the next time I warn of ponzischeme projects
>>20103409
kek so true, would take ETH devs 2 hours to make a better LINK
>>20103461
based and very high IQ
>>20103534
seriously dude just get out while you still can, whales and sergey have so much room to dump on you and still be in profit it's fucking insane
>>20103541
why you mad?

>> No.20103695

i've made $20,000 in 2 weeks