You find out about your girlfriend's sluty past. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.20098547]

[Anonymous No.20098551]

>>20098547
Break up with her

[Anonymous No.20098557]

>>20098547
Domp eet

[Anonymous No.20098571]

>>20098547
assess if she has actually changed, if not (most likely), don't waste your precious time.

[Anonymous No.20098587]

>>20098547
Turn her into your bottom bitch and have her pay reparations by making her find other girls for you to fuck.

[Anonymous No.20098666]

I recently met a girl that I thought was amazing. I wanted to marry and travel the world with her.
One day I found out that she was in a year long friends with benefits relationship with my worst enemy.
I immediately shamed her and cut her off. Im still recovering (from the fact my worst enemy fucked her. For a year) because I liked her so much.
But thats life. Actions have consequences. Its like females think they can do anything with no consequence. Thats what I really dont get.
I will be your consequence.

[Anonymous No.20098702]

>>20098571
If she changed what does that mean. She used to be a slut and now she only fucks once a week? Sounds like a bad deal. Here is the thing. Either dump her or stay with her. Let her pay more than her fair share..enjoy the sex and marry a younger good girl in a few years.

[Anonymous No.20098732]

>>20098547
Short her with x100 leverage.

[Anonymous No.20098757]

>>20098666
OW THE EDGE

[Anonymous No.20098774]

>>20098666
>I will be your consequence.
you larpers need to learn to be your own consequence

[Anonymous No.20098779]

>>20098547
Use her for sex, and dump her when you find someone better. Rinse and repeat as needed.

[Anonymous No.20098786]

i have a cuckold fantasy so this scenario is dream scenario for me. i don’t know tho, this is real life maybe i feel bad

[Anonymous No.20098791]

>>20098666
>I immediately shamed her and cut her off.
Based Satan.
>>20098757
>>20098774
Pussypained roasties or simps

[Anonymous No.20098878]

>>20098666
>my worst enemy.

theres no way youre over 18 get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.20099047]

>>20098547
OP hate to break it to you but any female over the age of 21 will have a slutty past. Women can literally get sex the moment they want it and they sure as hell take advantage, even the 4/10s.

Remember though, men age like wine, women age like milk. They can be slutty in their teens and 20s but they're not desirable after that, us men, however, are desirable into our 50s. Just upgrade to a 20-something super model when you're rich enough, age gap don't matter when you're an alpha male

[Anonymous No.20099240]

>>20099047
based logic from this anon. It's exactly what I'm planning on doing. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.20099247]

>>20098571
They never change mate

[Anonymous No.20099270]

[Anonymous No.20099291]

>>20098547
garbage goes in the trash can

[Anonymous No.20099405]

>>20099270
stonetoss is always right

[46 !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.20099432]

>>20099047
The ugly ones are the worst, they have acceptance/abandonment issues and will sleep with a lot of different people to try and compensate.

[46 !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.20099451]

>>20098547
I'd probably fuck her really good one last time or 5 and then think about respecting myself at some point.

[Anonymous No.20099484]

>>20098547
break up and voluntary gym/artcel

[Anonymous No.20099504]

>>20098666
>666
>my worst enemy
So God? Or Jesus?
Who was the girl satan? Mary Magdalene?

[Anonymous No.20099550]

>>20098547
Wake up and feel grateful that I was my wife's first kiss. FeelsGoodMan

[Anonymous No.20099649]

>>20098666
so she knew that guy was your enemy and banged him for a year to spite you before you even met her? that is some 4d chess

[Anonymous No.20099697]

>>20099047
>desirable in 50s
lol next joke maybe to 50 year old women but not 18 year old pussy

[Anonymous No.20099755]

>>20098547
Top level memeing sirs

[Anonymous No.20099804]

>>20099697
Believe me successful blokes in their 50s get lots of pussy, married and unmarried. Who want's 18 year olds anyway? 21-25 is the sweetspot

[Anonymous No.20099810]

>>20098547
Baby i need to see the videos and we have to have a 3sum. I heard you know some girls..

[Anonymous No.20099872]

>>20098666
>worst enemy
relax satan my dude

[Anonymous No.20099926]

>>20098666

> be virgin Mary
> your bf browses an anime board

This is why I broke up with you.

[Anonymous No.20099939]

>>20099649
Its just a pride thing. For 1, I dont want his sloppy seconds. And 2, this guy has fucked every girl in my hometown. he has kids he doesnt raise. He has abused.
Hes just a super shitty person, and to give pussy up to someone like that. You dont even deserve me. Fucking him was your curse. She always told me "im such a prude, youd be lucky to see me naked"
And then she fucks that shitbag for a year? Even tho he never commited to her?
Get the fuck out of my face. Die in your small town.
I was going to save you. To take you all over the world. To be the man you needed. But you had to go and let this piece of shit fuck you for a year.
WHY
FOR WHAT
WHAT IS YOUR SELF WORTH
WHAT DID YOU SEE IN HIM
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.20099944]

>>20099926

> 999
> 666

SHE THO HAS SPOKEN

[Anonymous No.20100158]

>>20099939
seething

[Anonymous No.20100165]

>>20099939
Unironically based. Sorry for you OP. Keep going and focus on yourself. The woman you're looking for eventually show up if you made the right decisions and know your value.

[Anonymous No.20100181]

>>20099939
honestly this is how I feel about every non virgin woman.

[Anonymous No.20100194]

>>20100158
How is this helping? I totally understand his frustration, why are so many girls void of self-respect now?

[Anonymous No.20100256]

>>20098547
Dump her and date a younger girl

[Anonymous No.20100258]

>>20099939
The dude who was plowing your girl sounds like a badass and I would want to be friends with him over you any day

[Anonymous No.20100316]

>>20098547
I've let German shepherds fuck my ass. I have no room to talk

[Anonymous No.20100347]

>>20098666
>worst enemy
You have to be over 18 to post on this site.

[Anonymous No.20100439]

>>20099939
You're mad at her for sleeping with a guy you don't like before she even met you? And everything was fine before this?

[Anonymous No.20100541]

>>20099270
Don't understand how guys can be okay with it. Maybe homosexuals or bisexuals have no problem with their girlfriend having had ex-partners. But, being straight and white CIS scum, the mere thought disgusts me. Not only on a physical, but also emotional and rational level. Absolutely disgusting.

I did hear that all women are bisexual, though. So them not understanding it might make sense...

[Anonymous No.20101328]

>>20099939
>She always told me "im such a prude, youd be lucky to see me naked"
>And then she fucks that shitbag for a year? Even tho he never commited to her?
So basically every woman ever.
I have lots of female friends from highschool and college, and have seen lots of their "secret sex lives"
They are ALL like this.
All women ride the cock carousel.
I've seen even 4/10s or below get action regularly.
Then a lot like to pretend like they are "pure and clean"
It's nothing new.
Even that innocent-looking church-going one, or that nerdy geek, they're probably the worst offenders.

>>20098666
>I will be your consequence.
Unless you're one hell of a catch (are you a Hollywood actor? Or are you a billionaire?), she probably dgaf.
You're overestimating your own value to her.
She most likely replaced you with the next cock within less than a week, probably just 2-3 days afterwards.
You could be a multi-millionaire and she still couldn't care less, especially if she is an 8/10 or above, having fucked a couple of other multi-millionaires, she feels like "she can replace you anytime if she wanted to", regardless of how true that is or not.

[Anonymous No.20101607]

>>20098547
Read the idiot

[Anonymous No.20101680]

>>20098666
Mwahahaha! I will crush your forces and you will beg on your knees for your life, because i am your ENEMY !

[Anonymous No.20101727]

>>20098547
>You find out about your girlfriend's sluty past. Wat do?
wake up from the bad dream. i don't date

[Anonymous No.20101791]

>>20098547
for me, it's not even about women having sex. it's about women being so willing to degrade and humiliate themselves with a string of strangers doing things they wouldn't even want to talk about afterwards with said strangers

[Anonymous No.20101845]

how to I find and fuck slutty teenagers bros? dating apps are useless. I occasionally fuck an autistic 19 year old weeaboo girl but theres no real commitment and shes turning 20 soon

[Anonymous No.20102057]

>>20099939
I feel for you, but this is the standard. Never waver on your standards. Solid decision, keep going. There must be heartbreak for a greater love.

[Anonymous No.20102067]

>>20098547
thank her for learning how to give good head BEFORE she met me, then ask her for money to buy more Suterusu.

[Anonymous No.20102185]

>>20101328
Please stop supporting or spouting "I'm prude for not being a complete slut or forcing my naked body onto others" propaganda today by even mentioning the word the way you have done. It's a feminist propaganda campaign currently going on and you shouldn't support it. If anyone uses the word "prude," deck or ignore them for being gullible fucks.

[Anonymous No.20102245]

OP i have great respect for you. You are the alpha male. Do not look back. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.20102430]

>>20101328
Speak for yourself anon
I got myself a 19 yo Asian virgin
You know how I did it?
KLEROS

[Anonymous No.20102513]

I had sex with a 12 year old and went to jail and am on probation, so I don't have room to judge tbqh

[Anonymous No.20102739]

>>20102513
desiretoknowmoreintensifies.png

[Anonymous No.20102805]

>>20102739
Seems you are new, I post about it all the time.

[Anonymous No.20102814]

>>20102805
i'm an occasional lurker on /biz/. spill the beans anon.

[Anonymous No.20102844]

>>20102814
Eh, I don't feel like typing it out.

Met a girl on tinder, said she was 18, later changed to 18, had sex multiple times, parents found out, find out shes actually 12, avoid prison because I could afford an attorney. I told faggots last time to screencap it since everyone asks about it

>why dont u cap it urself fag
>screencapping your own posts

no thanks, bro

[Anonymous No.20102856]

>>20099697
You will see anon. Be glad about it.

[Anonymous No.20102903]

>>20098666
Why did he become your biggest enemy? Did he throw sand in your eyes so that he could take the excavator on the playground from you?

[Anonymous No.20102909]

>>20102844
could you really not tell the difference between an 18 year old and a 12 year old lmao

good for you you escaped prison time though. for a good while now i've been fiending for jailbait tier girls but the unfortunate reality is that is the forbidden fruit. also i spent all day on tinder and got 0 matches

[Anonymous No.20102915]

>>20102844
that pussy must have been prime bro, but how did you not know? 12 year olds are borderline retarded

[Anonymous No.20102940]

>>20102909
>>20102915
Have you seen girls these days? It's the milk man. She had C cups and pubic hair, talked like a 16 year old, hell even the cops and the judge said there were no indicators they saw that showed she wasnt the age she claimed to be.

[Anonymous No.20102976]

>>20102940
so what happened? did this sexy ass little thot tell her mom about it or something? how the fuck did you get caught?!

[Anonymous No.20103007]

>>20102976
Alright if I write this out will you faggots screencap this shit so I never have to fucking do it again?

[Anonymous No.20103036]

>>20103007
yeah yeah we got you

[Anonymous No.20103113]

>>20103036
Alright.

>Be me
>21, just fucked up bad with a girl I was falling in love with
>Looking for that dun der rebound
>Hitting tinder, see a girl who has jojo profile pics (fuck you jojo is based)
>Super like, start chatting
>Flirty, swap info
>She sends over a facepic to confirm she isn't catfishbot4000
>say she seems nice, ask her on a date
>says shes not looking for dating just hook up
>admits shes 16
>legal in my state whatever
>asks if I want nudes
>nope (learned my lesson years ago, don't send nudes retards)
>k
>drive over to her place, pick her up, shes really nervous and says she hasnt done this before
>looks like her pic, definitely passes for 16
>Ask her if she really wants to do this, she confirms
>Eventually we park somewhere, sex, take her home
>Says she wants to see me again
>k
>Two days go by, meet up, take her to my apartment
>Sex, take her home
>Next day wants more
>turn her down, too tired
>say tomorrow
>pick her up next day, we hang out for a bit at my apartment this time, 3-4 hours between 12 am and 4 am or so

cont.

[Anonymous No.20103141]

>>20098666

It's because mentally Women are children.

[Anonymous No.20103190]

>>20103113
>She hadn't checked her phone since we got back to my place
>bunch of missed calls
>busted, time to take her home
>as I'm taking her home, her mom calls, she answers and says she's on her way home
>says she'll just get grounded, she's snuck out before
>k
>as I drive up, her mom is standing on the side walk
>nope lol, drive past, drop her off, tell her good luck
>go home and pass out
>wake up, see she tried to call me and get my location on snapchat
>lol no, parents are mad obviously and want my ass, but it's all legal homie and I've got the messages to prove it
>weeks go by, back to the grind
>one day before work get a call from manager, say the cops came by and are looking for me
>oh boy here we go
>don't worry about it, again, shit was legal, parents are just mad
>lo and behold hour goes by, knock at my door
>2 cops
>answer the door
>asks me if I'm anon
>says they have a warrant for my arrest

cont.

[Anonymous No.20103212]

>>20103190
thats a yikes from me dawg.

at least you got to fuck a sexy 12 year old

[Anonymous No.20103258]

>>20103190
>they arrest me, keep my mouth shut since I'm not retarded
>get to station, call parents, didn't answer, call my bro and he answers
>tell him to call my parents and tell them where I'm at
>get transferred over to the jail, wait for 5 fucking hours to get booked because big city
>call my mom on payphone and explain situation, she said don't say shit to anyone, I said I won't and didn't

Finally got sent upstairs, sex related crimes basically put you in isolation, not like the movies. You don't go downstairs and play chess or whatever, you're sealed up. Something trippy happened to me the night I was in there, but I'll make a bonus post about it, might give you some perspective. All in all don't go to fucking jail, seriously.

>next day, go to see the judge
>tell public defender she's 16, parents are mad, he agrees and we go out to judge
>mom is in courtroom
>public defender says he doesn't get why I was arrested under the state laws
>prosecutor chimes in saying the end of the affidavit says she's 12
>fucking what

cont.

[Anonymous No.20103320]

>>20103258
>look over to my mom, she's in tears and walks out of the courtroom

That moment will forever be on replay in my head, by the way.

>Court room is silent for a moment, public defender takes back what he said
>judge says because this is a very unique case considering she admitted to lying about her age (ill get to that in the next post) I can get bonded out
>Prosecutor asks judge to take away my internet
>judge says no, case is unique, wouldn't be necessary
>based judge
>go back to cell planning my suicide when I get bailed out
>eventually mom bails me out, see her, realize I can't mcfucking end it, not yet at least
>explain everything to her, she believes me, call friend who saved my bacon by telling my parents where I was
>he believes me
>call dad
>he believes me
>at least nobody thinks I'm some fucking predator, even the god damn judge

At this point we got chilis and went home, and prepared to lawyer up. If you've ever been in a legal bind, you will know that you're going to get fried if you don't shell out for an expensive attorney. Especially in my case.

Cont.

[Anonymous No.20103357]

as long as shes getting that bag bro, thats all that matters

[Anonymous No.20103359]

>>20102185
What are you talking about?
The part that I quoted from that other guy's post?

>>20102430
t.ranjesh

[Anonymous No.20103396]

>>20103320
So for the next few days we look for an attorney, find one of the best ones in the state, pony up 10k or so, rather be in debt than in prison.

>He agrees to take the case, basically tells me shit's pretty bad, let's wait for the discovery (everything the investigators find) and see
>Week goes by, sends it back, says shit's still bad, but we've got a chance
>During the investigation, the police physically and mentally found no evidence that the girl would have came off younger than she seemed
>In her statement she admitted to lying to me and never telling me her real age, she used explicit language such as "he laid me down and fucked me"
>no I'm not kidding she really said that
>told them everything was consensual and no images were exchanged
>attorney says prison is unlikely since all of this happened
>keep in mind, if she lied and said I raped her or she told me she was 12, I'd be in prison for life

Months go by going in and out of court. Life is pretty shitty, but I get to keep my job. Everyone finds out what happens, everyone fucking believes me since I never lied to any of them about anything. One of the guys there even offered me a job somewhere else, he was bro tier, didn't work out because I moved but there's good people out there.

Cont.

[Anonymous No.20103418]

>>20103396
what an unfortunate clusterfuck that all turned out to be. fuck this country honestly

[Anonymous No.20103474]

>>20103396
>Get laid off because of 'rona (was a bartender)
>Move out to the fucking boonies with my parents
>More time goes by, sentencing day
>Do it over video chat because of 'rona
>Judge talks about how this is a unique case, and has looked over it thoroughly
>The DA offered me a 5 year probation deferred sentence, basically if I don't fuck up it all gets dismissed and sealed, I'll be clean as a whistle
>prosecutor says to judge that it doesn't seem like I'm taking accountability
>fuck you dude
>judge disagrees, I make a statement, judge seems to understand there's bullshittery about
>prosecutor then argues to have my internet taken away
>judge says I'm young, if they put that restriction on me, I'd be fucked if I tried to go back to school or pretty much anything
>that and my case wasn't exactly internet focused
>based fucking judge, got my vote that's for sure
>get sentenced, attorney calls me after and says it was a fucking slam dunk, deferred sentence is such a fucking longshot
>also keeping internet, hes been doing this for 22 years, never saw that in his career
>more time passes, register as sex offender, get probation transferred to boonies, move my shit up here
>meet probation officer, dude cant believe I have internet, he seems alright though
>going to first sex offender related thing next thursday

Picking up the pieces slowly, but I'm getting there. I'm considering suing tinder, not for shekels, but so they will have to vet people who use their apps so kids can't use them. I fail to see how the idea wouldn't hold up in court. Time will tell, need to square away my shit first.

One more post.

[Anonymous No.20103547]

>>20103474
So something interesting happened while I was in Jail. In it, we were sealed in our cell, but had a window where we could see a tv. If I laid on my top bunk I could see the tv, and it was playing cable.

>11 pm or so
>Laying watching ferris bueller, squinting my eyes to see the subtitles
>Find it pretty fucking ironic I'm sitting in a jail cell watching a movie about freedom and making the most of life
>Movie gets to the part where it's the parade and ferris is singing twist and shout
>Suddenly tv cuts off, lights out
>Partys over.
>Draw comparisons to my own life, find even more irony, you can be living it up and suddenly everything is fucked in the blink of an eye
>Feel defeated, some kind of fucking sign, I reason, being in jail you have too much time to think

The next day I went to see the judge, found out her age, came back ready to fucking blow my head off.

>Pacing back in forth in cell waiting to be bailed out
>Calm down, look out window
>Ferris bueller is playing, and its at the parade scene
>Rest of the movie plays and I get out

Maybe I'm seeing patterns that aren't there, but it was definitely an interesting experience. Keep in mind this was live tv, the channel just decided to replay the movie, and I just happened to look at the screen when the scene was going. I took it as a sign that even though everything can be switched off, it's not over for me yet. The show keeps going. Life's a trip.

[Anonymous No.20103580]

Throw her down a flight of stairs?

[Anonymous No.20103599]

How many marriage proposals on the inside will she receive?

[Anonymous No.20103611]

This is /biz/ so if I haven't figured out a way to profit already then I facepalm.

[Anonymous No.20103686]

>>20103547
>>20103474
>>20103396
>>20103320
>>20103258
>>20103190
>>20103113
you faggots better cap this shit, fucking sick of typing it out after you fucks ask about it

[Anonymous No.20103699]

Good Story.
Would make a movie.
Is the 5 years up?

[Anonymous No.20103714]

>>20103699
no I got sentenced end of may. Hopefully I'll only do 2 and a half years, since I can petition for early ending if I do good.

[Anonymous No.20103758]

>>20102805
Oh I always thought that was a meme or a weak larp

>>20103007
Gotchu fa.m
Also uploaded it to
https://imgur.com/EtninZ6
Made a tinyurl for it too - bizpedophile

[Anonymous No.20103790]

>>20103758
based. Now I can refer goobers to it whenever they ask.

[Anonymous No.20104122]

>>20098774

[Anonymous No.20104887]

>>20103686
Thanks for sharing anon.

What a shitty experience- on the other hand it seems like things could have ended up a lot worse, and it also sounds like you have a great network of support around you.

Life is a trip for sure- the universe is a crazy place, I hope we all make it fren

[Anonymous No.20104951]

>>20098666
>my worst enemy