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You wake up in 2026, Bitcoin is still $9,100 and Chainlink is now $0.01. You lost 6 years of your life on a barebacking peruvian tranny board.

>> No.20096714

>>20096658
worth every penny and second

>> No.20096728

kids definitely gotten surgery

>> No.20096757

>>20096714
cringe

>>20096728
cope

>> No.20096896

>>20096658
This would actually be pretty interesting because of the way it would happen:
>Wake up
>"What year is it?"
>"2026, anon, welcome back! A lot has changed, let us get you reaccustomed to your life."
>"Sure thing, but one quick favor, get me a smartphone."
>They unlock one, hand it to you
>It's a bendable meme smartphone
>You try to find an internet browser
>No Chrome, No Safari, No Android Browser
>See Brave Icon, click
>Type "BTC Price Chart" in address bar
>It takes you not to Google, but a DuckDuckGo search
>Although you usually skip the first result because of ads, you hesitate, and actually bother to look at it
>It's not an ad
>Right above that same search result, you see some small text
>Donate 0.001 BAT to support DuckDuckGo? (2 USD)
>Shake your head, regain focus, click on first search result to find BTC price
>9100 USD/BTC
>"What the actual fuck?"
>rubs eyes
>9100 M USD/BTC (M = Million)
>FUDers rekt

>> No.20096974
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20096974

>>20096658
Built for bbc