/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.20092812]

CARES ACT BEING EXTENDED, 2020 IS THE YEAR OF THE NEET

[Anonymous No.20092910]

>>20092812
Not gonna pass, sorry bud.

[Anonymous No.20092947]

>>20092910
Humanitarian disaster incoming if they don't

[Anonymous No.20093014]

bros how do I get a skinny hairy neet gf who will workout every day and never bathe except to hose off her asshole sometimes

[Anonymous No.20093041]

>>20093014
all female neets are fat and disgusting

[Anonymous No.20093085]

>>20092947
if rioting niggers didn't do it, starving neets won't. hate to say man, cause im sweatin it too, thats why we got about 3 weeks to hit it big w/internet coins

[Anonymous No.20093134]

>>20093041
This. Imagine your neet self but with more hair shedding, more skin shedding, perioding.

[Anonymous No.20093146]

>>20093041
I want to believe there is a hot female neet hiding in her stinky basement cave someplace

I’m thinking long greasy hair, ultra pale, amazing ass

[Anonymous No.20093411]

>>20093085
Many normos lost their job too and need to pay mortgages (and other bills) also people rioting did infact cause a government response

I 100% believe they are going to do something with Federal UI since Corona is spiking hard and places are reclosing

>>20093146
>I want to believe there is a hot female neet hiding in her stinky basement cave someplace
Alright anon I won't ruin your dream

>>20093134
don't forget the pit hair and smelly breath

[Anonymous No.20093442]

>>20092812
This is what will push Link over $5.

[Anonymous No.20093447]

>>20093411
>don't forget the pit hair and smelly breath
Hot

[Anonymous No.20093605]

>>20093411
mcconnell said they wont let it pass. he also said they are going to "introduce" their own package at the end of the month, but it will not include any UI benefits. Its going to be for small businesses, and he explicitly mentioned that they made a mistake by passing the first one with $600 weekly benefit because it incentivized not getting a job.

The benefit expires (in most states) a week before the end of this month. Its not passing dude, so get ready

[Anonymous No.20093644]

>>20093605
>McConnell said they wont let it pass
I actually believe this, fuck that turtle

[Anonymous No.20093666]

>>20093605
‘Not getting a job’ is incentivized because most jobs don’t fucking pay anything!

[Anonymous No.20093682]

I wish I could get unemployment bros
I didn't work last year or early this year so I have no way of taking advantage of the $600 gibs

[Anonymous No.20093727]

true neets can’t get this gibs since us true neets have never worked a job for a minute in our lives. Neets need more help, we need money for our programs

[Anonymous No.20093729]

>>20093644
Yeah i'm actually a trump supporter but mconnell is a fucking shithead. I honestly think this is the dumbest shit they could possibly do just before the election, but given the mconnell is a trump hating rhino faggot, its probably intentional... hes probably ready to retire and just wants to firebomb at this point.

>>20093666
you're preaching to choir satan. I'm a web dev with a CDL-A and I couldn't get hired to bag groceries at fucking aldi lmao. Shits fucked rn

[Anonymous No.20093769]

>>20093605
riots round 2 incoming

[Anonymous No.20093834]

>>20093729
The problem with McConnell is smart with his subversion of American Politics. No matter what anybody says about Trump you can see he really won't destroy America (If he does it's because people like McConnell stamp a Pass on his bills)

>>20093666
I have to agree with >>20093729 even tech jobs are getting laid off right now, if you just graduated college (me) you are quite literally fucked

[Anonymous No.20093925]

>>20093682
This. I quit my job last year. Haven't been able to get a job since then.

[Anonymous No.20094107]

I think (((they))) are training us to get used to being a neet so when LINK moons we will adopt with the new life

[Anonymous No.20094507]

Fuck all you NEETs, get a fucking job

[Anonymous No.20094552]

>>20094507
>Trump prints up trillions and hands them directly to Wall Street
>but non-corporate Americans, you must work nonstop and never accept free money

Fuck You

[Anonymous No.20094553]

I think my state is extending unemployment but I really want the extra $600 a week to flip with.
Even another $1200 isn't really enough.
I don't know what to hope for, I don't want more bad news to tank markets I'm in but all the articles about the spread make more emergency funds seem inevitable

[Anonymous No.20094583]

>>20093727
Lol imagine being pretentious about not doing shit with yourself

Thanks for the laff

[Anonymous No.20094619]

>>20093085
Trump won’t let 40 million go from 800-1000 a week to 200-400 a week. He’ll lose re election

[Anonymous No.20094672]

>>20094107
this. LINK will take all the jobs

[Anonymous No.20094908]

>>20094619
Trump doesn't have a choice if it wont make through congress

[Anonymous No.20094923]

>>20092812
BRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.20095016]

>>20094552
this. kys trumpers. you're all as brainwashed as libtards/

[Anonymous No.20095025]

fucking burgers and their gibs programs. Envious AF

[Anonymous No.20095079]

>>20094552
>own 2 home, 2 business
>don’t have to pay mortgage til next year
>sba loan to run business
>don’t have to pay lease
>I am chilling

[Anonymous No.20095336]

>>20095079
Based and capitalism pilled

[Anonymous No.20095383]

>and for other purposes
USA getting welfare like europe

[Anonymous No.20095404]

Good news is you can withdraw from 401k if you lose job

[Anonymous No.20095449]

>>20094908
he'll give dems whatever they want in exchange for it

[Anonymous No.20095520]

>>20092812
fuck this and fuck poor people. i’m sick of paying for your shit you’re just going to waste it on scam shitcoins anyway.

[Anonymous No.20095525]

>we can just print money then give it to people

we are borrowing our future to save niggers and waitresses

We are investing the future wealth of mongrels to create the mongrels of the future. The predictions of the suffering under the anti-Christ were not nearly as bad as it will be.

[Anonymous No.20095539]

>>20093411
>corona spiking hard
But it’s not

[Anonymous No.20095577]

>>20094552
Imagine thinking not wanting free handouts to neets and not wanting jewish corporations getting bailed out are mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.20095584]

>>20095449
Its not the dems who want to kill it.

[Anonymous No.20095599]

>>20092812
reminder that if you got 1200 you're poor

[Anonymous No.20095601]

>>20095525
Yeah.... Yeah.

But then you realize that wealth would have been blown on bombing third world children, bullying other countries, elite only private islands, rubber animal masks, and enough drugs to fuel it all.

[Anonymous No.20095606]

>>20095525
Take the free money and use it to buy gold.

[Anonymous No.20095642]

>>20095601
This. Damned if you do damned if you dont.

[Anonymous No.20095735]

>>20095520
thanks for the free $

[Anonymous No.20095896]

>>20095539
have you been living under a rock?

[Anonymous No.20095918]

>>20095525
see >>20094552

[Anonymous No.20096428]

>>20095896

Stop sucking media cock you brainwashed shit.

As soon as nigger riots start dying down the CORONA VIRUS IS BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER!

You should be embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.20096447]

If they dont extend it, drumpf and the GOP deserve to lose.

[Anonymous No.20096467]

>>20094507
Not everyone wants to work at Walmart or Mcdonalds, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20096700]

>>20096428
I live in Florida where exponential growth is starting to kick in at 10k+ cases a day, people like are are why America is a failed state at this point

[Anonymous No.20097222]

>>20092947
Economic disaster if they do.

[Anonymous No.20097242]

>>20097222
They printed 6 or 7 trillion already and nothing happened. You can't win against the fed until the system collapses. Look at how much inflation and debt Japan has. We can keep kicking this can down the road for a long fucking time.

[Anonymous No.20097264]

>>20097222
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.20097401]

>>20093014
Buy a yacht.

[Anonymous No.20097911]

>>20097242
>and nothing happened
haha, that's because people haven't had to pay debt. The economy isn't some kind of money game, there's a finite pool of resources that we're all pooling from and competing for. These hand outs and borrowed time will bite us in one way or another. They will become lost revenues, they will become upward pressure on resources, or both.

[Anonymous No.20098013]

>>20096700
Brainwashed normie. Do some research into at how they are defining new cases.

[Anonymous No.20098163]

>>20093605
what about for us NEETS who just graduated from school

> No job past year so cant collect 600 a week
Feels bad

[Anonymous No.20098259]

>>20092812
Are we getting more gibs???

[Anonymous No.20098270]

>>20098259
This

[Anonymous No.20098321]

>>20092812
I don’t give a fuck about the unemployment shit because I’m not a worthless fuck who actually works. However, are getting more trumpbux? I want some gibs soon to buy more XSN.

[Anonymous No.20098361]

>>20096467
Do you think those are the only jobs out there? You can get a job like a fucking bookkeeper job at most places that will pay like $15-20/hour. I don’t understand how you people feel any sense of accomplishment and don’t just kill yourself sitting in your house all day. It’s fucking gay dude. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.20098559]

>>20098361
$15-20 hour is less money than most people are getting on unemployment.

[Anonymous No.20098616]

>>20093605
>mcconnell said they wont let it pass
Fucking Christ I’m convinced the republicans are sabotaging themselves so that Trump doesn’t win.

[Anonymous No.20098783]

>>20098616
I would unironically go yellow vest if Congress's Heroes passed.
>t. lower middle class wagie

[Anonymous No.20098929]

>>20092947
Do you legitimately think Republicans care? All they know is that unemployment is bad, welfare is bad, and the Democrats are proposing to extend a plan to give people unemployment welfare. They are going to vote it down for literally no other reason than that.

[Anonymous No.20098954]

>>20095577
Imagine comparing giving money to the lower and working class to giving money to billionaires and trillion-dollar corporations. Imagine thinking helping the poor and working classes are bad things and comparing it to literally giving the hyper-rich handouts.

[Anonymous No.20098964]

>>20092910
they sort of have to, unironically if they don't all those rioters will probably turn feral. It's sedated right now, but no $$$$ for 40,000,000 unemployed and shit will get wirery. If they don't realize that then it's their own fault. Try explaining "strap yourself up by the boot" b.s to some Aunt Jemima who lost her job and is now comfy on that 600$/week.

[Anonymous No.20099004]

dems are shit. leftists are shit. fuck them

[Anonymous No.20099008]

>>20098559
Oh, I didn’t realize that. What kind of fucking sense does that make? I only make 30/hour but thinking about some fucking bum making even half that really rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.20099027]

>>20098259
ANSWERS PLEASE

[Anonymous No.20099260]

>>20099027
i'm wondering if there needs to be local groups starting facebook groups for it, or if there needs to be protests. idk i just know people need this bag, especially businesses. the 2nd wave is gonna cause a lot of winter business to go strictly online. so a lot of people will be jobless. we operate on MMT, we can't let people starve and lose their shit like this over a damn virus. we cant let people die either for this damn virus, so something needs to be done. they need to raise workers wagers for working in this, cover business losses, and help unemployed people. they can just pretend we actually invaded iran and syria and thats why we needed to spend 10trillion

[Anonymous No.20099963]

thing is they're going to make it hard going forward to keep getting that money, even if the bill is passed.

[Anonymous No.20100301]

>>20099008
Cry more faggot. Not our fault you can't take advantage of the system.

[Anonymous No.20100949]

>>20099027
they havnt voted on the bill but with unemployment so high its obvious they need to do something

>>20099260
there's already huge online petitions

https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/extend-unemployment-600-per-week-additional-assistance-through-at-least-dec-31-2020

[Anonymous No.20101260]

>>20096467
There’s other jobs you NEET

[Anonymous No.20101321]

>>20092812
I fucking hope so. I just got laid off and I want those sweet, sweet neetbux

[Anonymous No.20101361]

>>20093729
I can’t believe people still support Israel’s puppet

[Anonymous No.20101390]

>>20098954
Both have undesirable conquences. Either poor people breed or shitty bankrupt corporations breed.

Without a forest fire, the natural balance has been thrown out of wack.

[Anonymous No.20101394]

>>20098929
Many Senate seats are up for reelection for year as well as the Presidential seats, a humanitarian disasters that the Dems voted to prevent would be disaster for Republicans. SOMETHING will have to pass even if its not $600 gibs for every person

[Anonymous No.20101395]

>>20094507
Why should I get a job when the fed destroys my currency and then give it to kikes on wallstreet who fuck me even further. To top it off they then give the rest of it to Israel all at zero% interest

[Anonymous No.20101437]

>>20095525
You mean kikes and walstreet/big corps

[Anonymous No.20101445]

>>20101395
>bailouts for wallstreet corperations
>"They are saving jobs and they are too big to fail, think of all the employees!"
>bailouts for recently unemployed people
>"fuck you you shoud've planned better and just tried harder to get a job"

[Anonymous No.20101456]

>>20100301
I’m sure I could find some way to take advantage of the system. The difference between people like you and me is that I actually have some semblance of dignity that drives me to achieve things in life, to add value. People like you wallow in misery and uselessness, leaching off a system you contribute nothing to. You are no different than niggers in the ghetto of Harlem. To have no drive and do nothing but leach, leach, leach means you are a broken, defective man. Your father deserves to be beaten and your mother raped for raising nothing more than utter filth.

[Anonymous No.20101515]

>>20101445
>they are saving jobs

No they are not faggot. They are doing stock buy backs while simultaneously laying people off because the economy is shit.

[Anonymous No.20101537]

>>20101445
Not to mention they are doing stock buy backs with the bailout money while simultaneously laying people off because the corona

[Anonymous No.20101712]

>>20101537
based corporations accelerating this trainwreck

[Anonymous No.20102243]

>>20101712
>>20101537
I really want to see 1 country that has managed to fuck up with this whole thing as much as America. Even Brazil has done better than the U.S.

Absolute Trainwreck

[Anonymous No.20102295]

>>20093605
They can kiss their incumbency seats away if they don’t prolong the CARES act. Literally people on both sides of the isle want and need more UI. I’m right wing, yet even I realize this. What the fuck will happen if they decide to reimpose lockdown? We as taxpayers deserve to reap the benefits of what we sow in tax dollars. Fuck this bull shit. I want to keep working, but my legal support business will probably need more SBA loans if the government won’t open up courthouses.

>he we are going to make it so that the entire economy has to close down, but you’re on your own and can’t get UI, even though you have been paying taxes all your lives

Fuck this bull shit.

[Anonymous No.20102964]

>>20094507
Poor wagie
Stop begging for scraps and work harder

[Anonymous No.20103189]

>>20102295
Just shut up and pay your taxes, wagie.

[Anonymous No.20103223]

So what do you get total? 2.4k?

[Anonymous No.20103266]

>>20093605
>because it incentivized not getting a job
No shit. I got $4000 in benefits this week, $1800 for each of the previous two weeks, and a thousand bucks for each of the four weeks prior to that.

[Anonymous No.20103387]

>>20103266
thats only because your claim was back paid

[Anonymous No.20103390]

This is bullshit. I end up getting a six figure job and the government starts giving out neetbux to everyone. Not me, though, cause apparently I earn too much money.

[Anonymous No.20103596]

>>20093442
>be summer of 2021
>cup of coffee average price: $135

[Anonymous No.20103620]

>>20098259
Expect them around October

[Anonymous No.20103767]

>>20093605
Isn't that the point though? An incentive to stay home to stop the spread of the virus? This entire situation has to be psych warfare. So many contradictions it can be nothing but psychological warfare.

[Anonymous No.20103848]

>>20103620
why October?

[Anonymous No.20103884]

>>20103848
I'm not so sure it'll be that late. I'd bet it'll be by the end of August.

[Anonymous No.20103906]

>>20103848
There's an election scheduled for early November

[Anonymous No.20103933]

>>20102243
Yeah I know and I’m a burger. When people call out others for taking gibs though like it’s morally wrong I gett mad. Yeah it’s work but everyone at the top is fucking everything up. Get gibs put it into crypto

[Anonymous No.20103945]

>>20103767
Bruh the incentive is people are making a living wage just staying home. If that doesn’t tell you our monetary policy is fucked the idk what will do it

[Anonymous No.20103964]

>>20101537
God that really pisses me off. I'm going to vote every single repub out if they don't extend it. Even if i have to put with nigger gay tranny crap from the dems.

[Anonymous No.20103992]

>>20093085
Shut the fuck up demoralizer

[Anonymous No.20104118]

Places won't hire me because I'm on probation even though I'm a great worker and have a good resume. Fuck those kikes I'll take my neetbux

[Anonymous No.20104187]

>>20104118
Why are you on probation anyway

[Anonymous No.20104194]

>>20104187
im the guy from the other thread who slept with a girl that lied about her age

People just look at probation and dont even fucking ask or find out why and just shoot me down

[Anonymous No.20104534]

>>20104194
because legally you're a sex offender bub

[Anonymous No.20104772]

>>20104194
Was it worth it

[Anonymous No.20105104]

>>20093411
What wrong w pit hair on a woman

[Anonymous No.20105154]

no way it passes lol

[Anonymous No.20105162]

claim haircomb neets

[Anonymous No.20105322]

>>20103964
This. Fucking morons can’t even govern correctly when you give them a literal instruction manual like corona had