If You Don't Have a LinkedIn There Is a 100% Chance You Work a Shit Job

[Anonymous No.20030905]

I get it, you "don't care 'bout no fuckin 'linked in'"

well guess what buttercup, employers do and they KNOW the reason you don't have a LinkedIn is because you think they're stupid and you're a little edgy non-comformist. Your application? Into the trash it goes. Congrats

Most job applications (for good jobs anyway) have a spot that specifically asks for your LinkedIn. Lol you're just going to leave it blank? wow

LOL @ totally missing an opportunity to further explain previous employment history and make yourself look good just because you don't want to "go with the crowd" <- this type of thinking is why you're poor

[Anonymous No.20030922]

Yeah yeah go on

[Anonymous No.20030955]

get a therapist coomer

[Anonymous No.20030971]

>>20030905
>employers do
I employ myself so who gives a shit
Honestly if you haven't at least once taken the entrepeneurship pill you deserve to be a slave

[Anonymous No.20031015]

>>20030905
OP I don't apply for jobs. Scouts approach me

[Anonymous No.20031019]

>>20030905
that's a man

[Anonymous No.20031033]

>>20030922
>pic related
>>20030955
>camwhore mad she'd get made fun of if she created a linkedin for being a slut
>>20030971
any decently lucrative entrepreneurship has an extremely high risk of failure. no thanks

[Anonymous No.20031044]

>>20030971
you! very good!

[Anonymous No.20031051]

>>20031019
Kys

[Anonymous No.20031054]

>>20031015
another bonus of having a linkedin

software dev master race, half my connections are recruiters

[Anonymous No.20031209]

I dont have linkdin and have a 6 figure job. Op is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.20031216]

>>20031209
$000,000

[Anonymous No.20031248]

>>20030905
oh hey, it's the home ownership agitator. missed your posts, how you been?

[Anonymous No.20031253]

>>20031033
You enjoy being a slave.

[Anonymous No.20031257]

No LinkedIn, making over 300k. OP doesn't know what he's talking about.

[Anonymous No.20031283]

>>20031209
Me too. I mean barely six figures, but six figures nonetheless.
Should I get a Linkedin? I've been considering it. Are there actual benefits or is it just the petty childish shit OP describes?

[Anonymous No.20031314]

>>20031248
whats up my dude, changing up the game a bit.
>>20031253
enjoy your 70% chance of failure over the next 10 years
>>20031257
300k rupees is not a lot

[Anonymous No.20031323]

>>20030905
>Implying I’m a wagecuck or have any interest in the rate race in the first place

[Anonymous No.20031356]

>>20031323
what do you like? as in, what do you like to collect or what is your hobby. dont be shy

[Anonymous No.20031405]

>>20031314
I enjoy what I want, slave.

[Anonymous No.20031412]

>>20030905
do you work in HR?
you will be homeless soon

[Anonymous No.20031416]

>>20031283
It's social media. Basically the same thing as Google+. If you really want yet another social media account, then go for it.

[Anonymous No.20031430]

Is linkedin another tinder/bumble?

[Anonymous No.20031433]

>>20030905
you got me op, I do have a shit job of trading options with 200 theta *sip*

[Anonymous No.20031461]

>>20031314
ironically just grinding hard so i can buy property. love your posts, keep it up

[Anonymous No.20031472]

>>20031356
I’m an artist, I also like boxing MMA/lifting, spirituality/meditating and esoteric/occult ideologies as well as philosophy. I grow weed and make more off that than most wagies do and when crypto really takes off I won’t even have to do that anymore. Say I really make it and I’m talking 5 mill+ (what I project to cash out this bull run). Would shitposting about wagies and mr. Noseburg On LinkedIn have any real life ramifications if I just plan on being a landlord/day trading stonks/crypto and making art? I already thought it would be hilarious to rustle some wagies jimmies on their wagie platform just to remind them life isn’t so serious and things exist outside of the cubicle.

[Anonymous No.20031696]

>>20030905
t. MSFT shill

[Anonymous No.20031790]

>>20030905
thanks OP, just bought 100K LINK

[Anonymous No.20031820]

>>20031283
LinkedIn is a meme. In point of fact, it hurts your job prospects by making you look weak. It also makes you look disloyal and in search of a job, making you less likely to be promoted. The only people who benefit from it are the sort of well connected people who had hundreds of friends and relatives in life. If you're alone, then it's worthless.

[Anonymous No.20031952]

>>20030905
Why would I need a job when I own 2 businesses and am starting a third this year?
I also don’t care about LinkedIn when I hire. 2/3 of my employees were referred to me. & the other 1/3 I just hire good looking sales people that know how to close a deal and interview well.

[Anonymous No.20031981]

>>20030905
I'm a CTO. I don't have a Linked in.

[Anonymous No.20032021]

>>20030905

[Anonymous No.20032033]

Imagine holding her underwater until she starts panicking and you have to push harder

[Anonymous No.20032056]

>>20030905
Same bullshit social bullying as always. The bullies got mad because they can't enforce social rules after high school. Well guess what? FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.20032074]

>>20031314

USD

[Anonymous No.20032103]

>>20031283
linkedin is completely pointless. The only people who are on that site are transparently fake people out of a job and desperately looking for work. It's just desperate people in a massive circlejerk, thinking that if they inflate each other enough, they'll make it. No serious job is obtained through linkedin. Those are not real connections, not real "networking".

[Anonymous No.20032161]

>>20032103
Meh it’s mostly wagies on there humble bragging about their “achievements” in the work place like promotion to senior wage cuck

[Anonymous No.20032218]

>>20032161
Not even. People who have good jobs don't bother with linkedin. The only time they'll ever return to that site and update anything is when they're either laid off or the job went down the shitter and they're looking for an escape plan. Therefore, the entire concept of a employment-focused social media site is flawed, because only one half of the full equation is ever going to use it.

[Anonymous No.20032226]

>>20032033
>Imagine holding her underwater until she starts panicking and you have to push harder
*hello darkness my old friend*

[Anonymous No.20032256]

>>20031472
Do you make money of your art? Etsy or something?

[Anonymous No.20032268]

why do IT "professionals" always come off as simps/cucks? even in a one liner 4chan shitpost, it's extremely obvious. what is the point of making $300k/y if no woman ever loves you? IT cucks love to pretend they're logical, but it's completely irrational to sabotage your chances for true happiness

[Anonymous No.20032299]

>>20032033
Checked

[Anonymous No.20032308]

>>20031216
130,000

[Anonymous No.20032391]

>>20030905
i dont know, if some employer requires a linkedin account you probably dont want to work there anyways it's gonna be a hell hole, a hell hole.

[Anonymous No.20032417]

>>20030905
if you're not a nepotism hire, you have a shit job

[Anonymous No.20032744]

>>20032308
₹130,000

[Anonymous No.20032799]

>>20032391
most software development companies have a linkedin slot on their online applications

[Anonymous No.20032913]

LinkedIn spammers fuck off
Or, did you pay Belle for this usage of her person, implying she both believes in and promotes the claimed 'values' of your spam-filled gobshite of an HR cemetery?

[Anonymous No.20032938]

>>20032913
>SEEGOD
motherfucker.
well, read that ID and weep, LinkedIn wankers

[Anonymous No.20033240]

>>20032913
>>20032938
cringe

[Anonymous No.20033260]

>>20032938
definitely SEEGOO you illiterate cum-hungry spic

[Anonymous No.20033279]

>>20030905
Linkedin is solely composed of tryhard HR drones or salesmen.
Lawyer, doctors, engineers or programmers aren't on linkedin, either because they own the business, have an actual good degree or can present a portfolio.

I got my first job before even finishing university thanks to my github. I know a Chad who got a comfy exec position simply by partying.

[Anonymous No.20033297]

>>20033240
>9 posts from this fucking wanker
you are the shit on the shoe of poorly thought out guerrilla marketing, you fucknozzle. go fucking kys

[Anonymous No.20033369]

>>20033297
S E E T H E
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looks like this thread really resonated with you lmao go get some exercise, maybe it will improve your mood

[Anonymous No.20033407]

>>20033369
>maybe it will improve your mood
maybe. If I go to the beer fridge and come back tho, I'll make you fucking regret being born.

[Anonymous No.20033409]

>well guess what buttercup, employers do and they KNOW the reason you don't have a LinkedIn is because you think they're stupid and you're a little edgy non-comformist. Your application? Into the trash it goes. Congrats
>Most job applications (for good jobs anyway) have a spot that specifically asks for your LinkedIn. Lol you're just going to leave it blank? wow
>LOL @ totally missing an opportunity to further explain previous employment history and make yourself look good just because you don't want to "go with the crowd" <- this type of thinking is why you're poor

[Anonymous No.20033421]

>>20031054
Wanna relocate to Berlin? [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.20033425]

>>20031033
>any decently lucrative entrepreneurship has an extremely high risk of failure. no thanks
No risk no reward. Everybody fails before they finally succeed. NGMI

[Anonymous No.20033441]

>"If I go to the beer fridge and come back tho, I'll make you fucking regret being born"

[Anonymous No.20033481]

>>20033425
>"anon, this position has a 70% fail rate"
>"durrrrr no risk no reward hurrrrrr"
kek, what a retard

[Anonymous No.20033500]

>>20030905
Well well well looks like the real state shill is now a Facebook shill. I wonder what the (((connection))) could be.

[Anonymous No.20033546]

>>20033500
>Everything I Dont Like Has Jewish Connections
-A memoir of a schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.20033568]

>>20033546
>>Everything I Dont Like Has Jewish Connections
Yes

[Anonymous No.20033575]

>>20033279
Still advantageous for a developer (especially senior) to have a GitHub AND LinkedIn or at least a well built GitHub with location etc. You get really nice jobs presented to you, its a luxury in this war for talent. I know lots of engineers who are fairly active on twitter etc and good recruiters find talent all over the internet.

[Anonymous No.20033590]

>>20030905
>employment
cuck

[Anonymous No.20033605]

>>20033279
They own the business? They should be active. They dont? Theyre on LI.

[Anonymous No.20033777]

>>20033590
clean your room

[Anonymous No.20033806]

>having or wanting a job

[Anonymous No.20033822]

>>20030905
MDs don't need LinkedIn so no I don't have LinkedIn but I don't think mine is a shit job.

[Anonymous No.20033835]

>>20030905
i have my own business gayboy

[Anonymous No.20033856]

>>20033835
dropshipping and shilling shitcoins isnt a real business kid

[Anonymous No.20033899]

>>20030905
wrong faggot

[Anonymous No.20033933]

>>20030905
Can someone help out a chad with a means to contact Belle personally?

[Anonymous No.20033966]

i’m sure my boss (me) really gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.20033967]

>>20030905
The only jobs I’ve seen that care about linked in are startup jobs, which in my opinion are garbage.

[Anonymous No.20033979]

I'm a schizo autist but personable and hardworking enough that I had a dozen people pushing jobs onto me, and I still said fuck you I want the neet life for a year. Then I went back and they were still begging for me to work, suck my cock

[Anonymous No.20034053]

>>20031472
>not playing league 10 hours a day
you are terrible at being NEET

[Anonymous No.20034062]

>Linkedin
>normie shit
In 30 months I will be deployed to either Africa or the Middle East so that I may slaughter sub humans.

>inb4 Israel shillbots
I just want to kill people and I can't do it here so be glad I'm leaving.

[Anonymous No.20034195]

Clearance jobs is infinitely better

[Anonymous No.20034627]

>>20030905
Why the fuck would anyone pay you to shill for their website when you couldn't even handle shilling real estate. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.20034906]

>>20034627
cynical retard kek seek help loser

[Anonymous No.20034970]

>>20030905
i deactivated mine because i know ill make it with crypto

[Anonymous No.20035232]

>>20034062
you wont do shit to anyone you nigger

[Anonymous No.20035352]

If one more fucking Aerotek HR recruiter messages me on LinkedIn idk what I'm going to do

[Anonymous No.20035418]

>>20030905
>linkedin not necessary cause already /made it/

check mate

[Anonymous No.20035505]

I just deleted my account because they support niggers. Fuck niggers and fuck LinkedIn.