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19966094 No.19966094[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do l get a trad wife?

>> No.19966115

>>19966094
convert to mormonism

>> No.19966126

>>19966094
Who makes this shit

>> No.19966146

>>19966094
>>19966126
Its both sad and funny because its truer than most women want to admit.

>> No.19966153
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19966153

>>19966126
The CIA.

>> No.19966216

>>19966094
The secret is they're all whores.
Even the trad has had her fair share of dicking.
Her troubling secret is she managed to get into double digits, she wanted to keep the cock counter at single digits to remain "pure".

>> No.19966268

>>19966216
I can tell you’ve never had a gf by your comment

>> No.19966369

>>19966216
At his point in my life I've been with more girls than my partners have guys. Part of me always gets a little possessive and I don't really enjoy talking about past partners with someone I'm dating but given the current atmosphere you should probably be comfortable with the idea that the person you're with has been with other people.

I'm usually surprised by the amount of girls that admit they haven't been fucked in like a year when we first hookup. Most guys aren't getting laid and a lot of girls aren't necessarily looking to get laid that often. But that's just my two cents.

>> No.19966387

>>19966094
this doesn't account for the anxious girl.
Pretty with the ability to pull guys, but so socially anxious that she can't.
super submissive and codependent because the world is scary.

>> No.19966389

>>19966216
Oh, also you're a kissless virgin and I'd rather take advice on women from a 12 year old with cerebral palsy. Forgot that part.

>> No.19966399

How do I break my addiction from food so I can finally lose some weight and not die in my 30s?

>> No.19966511

>>19966399
Develop some willpower. Tell yourself you're going to do something and actually do it. Then do it the next day. Then every day after that for the rest of your life.

Eventually that thing will come naturally to you, you won't have to think about it as you do it. It's like playing the piano. Pianists don't think about what keys they're going to hit after a while, it's ingrained into them, they've just learned it.

You can learn to eat healthy. You can change your diet tomorrow, and if you follow up with it every day, within a month it will start to come naturally to you to do those things.

You can start to exercise, and you will hate it, you'll hate it for a long time, but you'll work it into your routine. Eventually it will be easier, it won't feel like such a mountain.

Eventually you will incorporate all of these small changes into your life and you will learn that you are capable of changing yourself, and so you will ultimately learn to be better at actually, well, bettering yourself.

But you have to start somewhere, so start now.

What's the best time to plant a tree? 20 years ago. What's the second best time? Today.

>> No.19966581

>>19966094
Invest into a modest poor family with a young girl, in some years she will become a fertile innocent woman. Modern karens will try to convince you that you're a pedo, don't hear them, it's the best strategy
.

>> No.19966684

>>19966399
It's super easy. Food is not addictive I'm even technically considered underweight. Just eat when you are hungry and stop when so full you can't eat anymore.

>> No.19966819

>>19966126
sad people with a lot of free time

>> No.19966821

>>19966094
All in ARPA. Sell the peak of 2022 MPC bubble.

>> No.19966898

>>19966094
marry a little girl. Little girls are naturally very trad. They are perfectly feminine and submissive.

>> No.19966917

>>19966684
Wrong. If you eat when you are hungry you will eat every 3 hours. The key is to just deal with being hungry, because you don't feel progressively more hungry. The discomfort between 6 hours with no food and 24 hours is the same, you should eat when you start to feel low energy and lightheaded if your intention is to lose weight.

>> No.19967643

>>19966268
>>19966389
Found the roasties

>> No.19967654

>>19966094
Stop living in memes you faggot.

>> No.19967718

>>19966094
Verasity will get you a hot gamer nerd10/10 thot in 2021. screencap this.

>> No.19967741

>>19966917
DO NOT FOLLOW THIS FIENDS ADVICE
I was obese once anons. Just learn some discipline and calorie count to lose between 1-1.5 pounds a week. It's really not that hard, you are scientifically guaranteed to lose weight like this in a healthy way.

>> No.19967773

>>19966917
nah just eat fatty cuts of meat, rice or potatoes and some vegetable the fat carbs and fiber make you feel satiated most people are just eating lean meats, if you want to lose weight fast do carnivore or keto for a month or two

>> No.19967983

>>19967773
>>19967741
retarded fatties. Obviously you need a calorie deficit. Eating more=more hungry. Why bother eating healthy if hunger is a fucking meme? Just eat less retards. You just make sure you don't go under like 1200cal to fuck up your BMR.

>> No.19968013

>>19966369
>I'm usually surprised by the amount of girls that admit they haven't been fucked in like a year when we first hookup
THEY ARE LYING YOU MORON

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>>19967983
nigger I can run 7 miles and lost 80 pounds now. I will literally run circles around you while kicking your shit in. Most males who are obese can lose weight while eating 2200 calories a day if you just take a fucking walk

>> No.19968154

>>19966153
whats is this

>> No.19968307
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19968307

>>19966094

Roll for your waifu

>> No.19968310

>>19966399
you just need to change what you eat
>https://twitter.com/SBakerMD/status/1276344990692605952
this can be you anon

>> No.19968519

Be a trad MAN

there are no cheats

>> No.19968612

>>19966821
that's some good shit anon whatever my roll is shall have the kids that will inherit my 90k stack of ARPA
>>19968307
Roll

>> No.19968621

>>19968612
ah shit i'm not happy at all with that roll so reroll even though it doesn't count

>> No.19968630

>>19968621
fuck

>> No.19968637

>>19966094
Get trad investments.
Drop the crypto memes.

>> No.19968663

>>19968307
rollin for waifu. hoping for slutty thot. i like jizzing on thot face and i want her to cuck me

>> No.19968665

who takes their time to write this bullshit?

>>19968307
also roll

>> No.19968684

>>19968307
ASSET BLS