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19921007 No.19921007[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I just found out I may be a father from barebacking a hooker last year. I'm really thinking of ending it. I can't handle this. Wtf do I do?

>> No.19921022

>>19921007
just ghost her and the kid wtf bro

>> No.19921028
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>>19921007
Finish her

>> No.19921034

There was an implied agreement that she wouldnt have a kid. She broke that shit therefore it isnt your problem. Block her number bro she cant do shit

>> No.19921055

>>19921007

lol no one are paying hookers. She sent the same message to 100 guys. fucking cuck.

>> No.19921061

>hooker
>your kid

I seriously hope you’re not that stupid.

>> No.19921063

Kids are a blessing.. save them both from a world of misery. Be a Man, Be a family.

>> No.19921064

>>19921007
treat her like a princess and marry her don't waste money on paternity test it'll make you look stonehearted and baby is yours anyways if she lets you be part of his life

>> No.19921092

>>19921022
She has my number but doesn't know my name or anything

>> No.19921095

>>19921064
Wow.
I didn’t believe there were any women on the internet.
Now I know that you are, in fact, a French Woman.

>> No.19921104

>>19921055
No, she sent me pics and he looks exactly like me cause me and the mom are different races
>>19921034
What about child support? I'm so fuxked

>> No.19921112

>>19921092
Shouldve used a burner fucktard. In any case cancel that shit get a new one

>> No.19921121

>>19921034
Wrong. She can sue him for paternity and, at the very least drag his name through the mud. Depending on the jurisdiction court proceedings for this sort of shit can be in the public domain and therefore easily searchable on the internet. Current year bucko

>> No.19921129

>>19921112
Can she track me down using my number? I am dreading the day a get a court order. If it happens I'm killing myself no joke

>> No.19921146

>>19921007
She has no clue who knocked her up and you probably talked to her about crypto like an autist so she thinks you're rich
Just ignore fren

>> No.19921147

>>19921061
Yes I am that stupid. I'm so fucking stupid

>> No.19921165

>>19921129
Kill her and the child. Not hard to do. Cop shows arent real they make crime seem totally traceable. Buy a silicone acting mask for a few hundred bucks and merc em. Make it look like a robbery or something

>> No.19921166

>>19921146
No man, she sent me photos and I am 95% certain it's mine. It's a mixed baby which makes it even more compelling

>> No.19921189
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>>19921095
french women are free unlike us, a french woman wouldn't mention to skip testing because this misogynist tool of women oppression is non existent there

>> No.19921207
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>>19921022
This, OP is DUMB

>> No.19921228

>>19921207
Is there any way she can track me down tho? She has my number

>> No.19921240

>>19921228
Yes thats why you have to kill them fucking pussy

>> No.19921241

>>19921007
Get a dna test.

>> No.19921258

>>19921228
no it's impossible for the authorities to find out who owns a fucking phone number you cockcuking retard

>> No.19921267

>>19921241
Wrong. That is the LAST thing you want to do. OP needs to casey anthony that mutt child ASAP. Do you think caesar would worry himself over the life of some nigger hooker and its subhuman orc spawn? No hed slish slash and move on. Weve been told to value all human life but equality is a lie that hooker is a subhuman and killing her would brighten up OPs soul.

>> No.19921274

>>19921241
Like I said I'm almost 100 percent sure it's mine
>>19921240
Wtf

>> No.19921281

>>19921007
Gosh, i wish that was me. One of the main objectives for when i make it is to impregnate the largest amount of women possible. What are you, some sort of faggot? Just ghost her, imbecile

>> No.19921293

>>19921007
if she's a hooker then the worst she'll do ask you to help pay for an abortion

>> No.19921307

>fucking black hookers
>no condim

Kek stupid faggot fell for the Jew race mix shills on here. Good luck she will collect or have her hoodrat family members rob and kill you

>> No.19921322

>>19921293
She already had the baby, it's a couple months old. She never fucking told me too wtf. I would have paid for an abortion
>>19921281
No u fucking don't man. It's so overwhelming I can't eat or sleep

>> No.19921332

>>19921063
based. someone who understands the wonderness of parenthood

>>19921241
you're very insecure men, everyone who suggests paternity tests are going to be virgin for life. are also heartless. ignore them.

>> No.19921342

>>19921307
No, she's white I'm a different race (not black) that's why it's so obvious it's mine

>> No.19921366

>>19921332
Dude I don't fucking want a kid. And I don't want to pay child support rt for 18 years.

>> No.19921382

>>19921342
You’re fine then she doesn’t know how to scam an idiot

>> No.19921400

>>19921382
I just don't want her to contact me years later and say "hey, I want money"

>> No.19921425

>>19921400
No surprise OP is a nigger. Butchering a woman and child shouldnt be too hard for u Paco

>> No.19921431

I’ll throw you guys some greentext based on a story involving a guy I used to work with:
>guy is a high level middle management type in the government, so not so high as to have any real power but high enough to be noticed by people with some power
>story comes out that he knocked up a hooker while married
>bitches in the secretarial pool love to gossip, story rapidly spreads
>simple internet search reveals court transcripts describing how he barebacked a hooker but took a paternity test and wasn’t even the father; she had sued him for child support
>search results for his name (he was some Egyptian sandnigger type so fairly uncommon name) due to google algorithms fairly quickly makes the court transcripts the first link when searching his name
>he quietly resigns and disappears
The end

>> No.19921454

>>19921431
Only brown nigger filth bois fuck hookers. They just cant compete with us white MEN

>> No.19921464

>>19921454
>missing the point
Thanks for demonstrating that whites can be morons too

>> No.19921477

>>19921007
I got a Thai hooker pregnant in December. Thank God she miscarried a few weeks later. She wouldn't even let me pay for an abortion.

>> No.19921482

>>19921366
I just turned off my vpn to say this, so listen up fucker. The hooker is baiting you, even if it is yours just ghost her. If you ever see her again play dumb and act like you’ve never met before. Eventually as the kid gets older she will be more reluctant to talk about daddy as daddy can tell the child the mother was a hooker and they are just a quick nut. If you can evade for a couple of years she will probably lose custody of the kid anyways, or she will just say “daddy died before you were born” to the child. If she threatens to take you to court be the first to act. Report that whore for endangering her kid by presenting proof of current acts of prostitution. This is the only reply you are getting for me and ALL of my posts are satire.

>> No.19921485

>>19921464
Shut the fuck up poojeet i didnt miss shit ur story was just lame as FUCK and didnt warrant a direct response. Fucking fag

>> No.19921526

>>19921147
he's trying to tell you that it's not your kid. she's just trying to get you on the hook (no pun intended) for her mistake. trying to squeeze you for $$$. probably working on tens of other men as well as you

>> No.19921534

>>19921007
she is a hooker so you are not 100% sure is your baby, she had sex with hundred of men with vih

>> No.19921539
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19921539

A kid? Easy just Dümp eeht

>> No.19921547

>>19921431
She only knows my phone number. That's it
>>19921477
Happy for u
>>19921482
Thanks man

>> No.19921574

>>19921526
The thing is she said via text that she wasn't looking for child support but just wanted to give the father an opportunity to be a dad. Who knows when she's gonna change her mind and is gonna want child support
>>19921534
Dude I can't explain it, the baby has all my ethnic features
>>19921539
I wish nigga

>> No.19921590

>>19921547
Best bet is to throw that number away and ghost her then. Also, don’t bareback hookers you retard. In fact, don’t bareback any bitch unless you’re intentionally trying to conceive a child. It sucks I know but leaving birth control in the hands of a woman is asking for trouble

>> No.19921607

>>19921574
Such bait, she'll be demanding child support in a weeks time once she hooked you in by "giving you the opportunity to be a dad".

Anyways having a kid without telling you or agreeing with you or asking for permission is scummy as fuck.

>> No.19921617

>>19921590
Thanks im gonna do that asap tomorrow. I know barebacking is stupid but I've never had a gf and it's my only way of getting the real thing. Condom sex sucks but I'm never barebacking another hooker again

>> No.19921629

>>19921007
khv loser here, ur lucky to have reproduced, honestly just raise the kid.
i should start knocking up a bunch of hookers myself

>> No.19921632

>>19921007
kill her and kill the kid. It's the honorable thing to do

>> No.19921641

>>19921607
>Anyways having a kid without telling you or agreeing with you or asking for permission is scummy as fuck
I know man I was so fucking blindsided I almost had a panic attack and I'm seriously considering suicide. Not even joking

>> No.19921668

>>19921629
Dude I used to think something similar like that too but I'm frightened and feel hopeless and I wish I could take it back.

>> No.19921671

>>19921129
lol this shit is cracking me up. Why do you care about her or the kid? block her number.
next time jizz on her face you fucking mongrel

>> No.19921731

>>19921671
Dude ive obviously never been in this situation and it's freaking me the fuck out. I've been on Google constantly searching paternity and child support. It's fucking scary stuff. The father gets fucked.
>block her number
I will and I hope they don't find me

>> No.19921771
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>>19921641
Bro raising the kid or fighting her in court is better than suicide any day of the week and even if you're about to pull the trigger think back to this: Stop, put the gun down or whatever you're planning on doing and give yourself another week.

You'll be amazed at how glad you'll be that you didn't end yourself the previous week. Trust.

Also think about your family and friends, you'll fuck them up real bad if you end it.

As bad as everything may seem right now, even if you decide to raise the kid in two years time by meeting with him part time during your days off or whatever then it's still better then ending it. Sorry to say this but it's a suckers way out if they don't know the above. Goodluck bro you can honestly do it. You'll be living it up in a few weeks/months and once you do you'll look back at all this and just laugh lol. I mean it, don't be a retard.

I probably went a bit too hard on you here, but just trying to help man.

>> No.19921773

>>19921477
larp. she wouldn't even know it's yours. Thai hookers are subhuman degenerate chink niggers. they literally have a cocktail of white tourist cum in their vags 24/7

>> No.19921817

Anon if you’re fucking hookers you’re probably not in the best place in life anyways. Raising a child is probably THE most fulfilling activity in life universally. Could just be a blessing in disguise senpai, plus if you dont raise that child you’re probably just adding to the pool of future niggers and hookers in which your eventual child would grow up in.

>> No.19921842

>>19921731
are you retarded? if she still has your number and she wants to fuck you over your number will be traced in a couple of hours. You are fucked. you gotta kill her and the kid

>> No.19921847

>>19921817
Also make sure you take a DNA test before committing to anything

>> No.19921878

>>19921842
all my posts are obviously comedy and not to be taken seriously. Fu FBI

>> No.19921917

>>19921771
Just to add to that, Napoleon was literally about to end it too after loosing all of France to the Russians and got cast off to some shithole island on the edge of Europe.

He wan't having any of that so he manned up and reclaimed that shit in the years to come. That's a much bigger deal then getting a hooker pregnant. That would have been the last thing on his mind bro.

>Just be a Chad.

>> No.19921948

>>19921007
just give her like 50 bucks a month. when the kid is 10 years old , explain to him his mom is a degenerate cunt whore and that you yourself are a piece of shit subhuman chink. easy, problem solved. then google exit bag. just do it

>> No.19921983

I'd just do what this Anon said, easy:

I just turned off my vpn to say this, so listen up fucker. The hooker is baiting you, even if it is yours just ghost her. If you ever see her again play dumb and act like you’ve never met before. Eventually as the kid gets older she will be more reluctant to talk about daddy as daddy can tell the child the mother was a hooker and they are just a quick nut. If you can evade for a couple of years she will probably lose custody of the kid anyways, or she will just say “daddy died before you were born” to the child. If she threatens to take you to court be the first to act. Report that whore for endangering her kid by presenting proof of current acts of prostitution. This is the only reply you are getting for me and ALL of my posts are satire.

+ Just to add to that, if she somehow...somehow...manages to trace you down then do the whole court thing that this Anon mentioned.

>> No.19922013

What did sex feel like

>> No.19922046
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>>19921007
Luckily, your dick is too little to get someone pregnant.

>> No.19922067

>>19921007
In all seriousness, marry her and take care of the kid. it's the decent thing to do.

>> No.19922116

>>19921007
I.D. says 007, so I'm sure you'll find a way out of it.

Just get a new phone number bro.

Buy DMG and wait until you're rich then drop out and move to Japan or something.

>> No.19922117

>>19921104
>me and the mom are different races

Yikes, I was gonna tell you to try and be a father and all that, but now I am just gonna tell you to kill yourself

>> No.19922293

>>19921773
Hooker might be an inaccurate word. She's a Soi 6 bar girl that had sex for money but not too often. I hanged with her for almost 2 weeks because she was relatively new to Pattaya and she didn't make me use a condom. 95% chance that kid was mine lol

>> No.19922358

>>19921731
Have you considered partnering with her to raise the child together? You and her could be together and create a loving home for this young life you created.

Just a thought.

>> No.19922381

>>19922293
>not a hooker
>only occasionally has sex for money
>has sex for money
>not a hooker
You fucked a hooker dude, at least be honest with yourself

>> No.19922417

>>19921028
yeah just invite her to your place anon wtf is there to think about >>19921007

>> No.19922435
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>>19921007
killing yourself because you have a child

this really is weimerica

i think you should do it, you sound like a fag

>> No.19922513

>>19922381
I'm just trying to describe the interaction more accurately. It is what it is and I'm not particularly ashamed. She's not my gf or anything.

>> No.19922562

>>19921847
>DNA
idk judges care. he should impregnate her again just to be sure

>> No.19922590

>>19921129
I think she could come back to get you and demand reparations. Is she allergic to peanuts? If so you know what to do

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>>19921146
>and you probably talked to her about crypto like an autist so she thinks you're rich

No one thinks of crypto niggers as rich, anyone who thinks about crypto faggots usually imagine them with a star wars tshirt, sitting on a computer all day with their fingers yellow from doritos dust.

Usually the idea involves a picture of that Russian faggot Sergey and a vibrator humming at high speed in your anus

>> No.19922641

>>19921007
>hooker
did you pay her to leave? o_O

>> No.19922891

I feel bad for OP. A hooker is one because they are probably the toxiest women on the planet. Reason for this is because they get treated like shit by the worst guys so therefore they view all guys the same way almost.

This person is very off and I cannot imagine having a child with one. I cant recommend you running from this as it's against my religion...

Btw you never did a 23&me right? Because if you did, they will find you lol

>> No.19922932

>>19921121
Nigger... I’m on a comfy suburb and lately I’ve been hearing gangs of cars in the distance fast and furious style.
Nobody is going to give a fuck about your good name in a few months

>> No.19922993

>>19921007
Damn dude.. you're just gonna abandon the kid?

>> No.19923286

>>19921332
Do a swan dive off a bridge roastie
Your putrid corpse might feed some fish, the one useful thing you would ever do >>19922993
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE KIDERINOOO!!! NOT THe HECKIN GOOD BOY!
Anon do you really trust the word of a hooker? There is no reason to believe her statement that he’s the father : most likely she’s just a selfish scammer trying to milk money from an innocent man who has no obligation to support a random baby.

>> No.19923313 [DELETED] 

>>19921165
lmfao jesus fucking christ dude
you know telling someone to kill somebody is conspiracy to commit murder right? you got an uphill day in court with the way you phrased this here.
enjoy your fbi knock job you madman

>> No.19923346

ABORT IT

>> No.19924050

>>19921165
They spoof the numbers on unsolved crime all the time. My father was a sergeant.

>> No.19924231

>>19921063
This. Take control of the situation by owning up to your mistake and be a man about it. You are only a coward and a failure if you run away from her and your child.

>> No.19924253

Do everything in your power to make sure she can't contact you

>> No.19924260

>>19921189
Insanely cucked

>> No.19924261

>>19921731
Don't just ghost her...you dont want to be 45years old with a gun in your mouth because you wished you raised the kid. It'll haunt you forever. You just said before in this thread your thoughts/beliefs changed and they can with time.

Also you should get a dna test to prove its yours. You'd literally be killing yourself off a glitch.

If it is yours well, maybe she won't do anything. Ive fucked and dated many girls who are like that. They'll leave you be focusing on themselves and the kid.

Your crying about shit that hasn't happened

>> No.19924294

>>19924261
Could use this as an opportunity to reinvent yourself into becoming a God tier chad. Not for you or her but the kid. Lift start a business, learn how to love. I mean really going all out to max out your own stats in life....for the kid.

Cause right about now your running a way leaving that kid for a nigga like me to raise......if its your kid

>> No.19924528

>>19922013
bags of sand

>> No.19924547

>>19922358
this

>> No.19924555

>>19921007
take the baby and tell her to fuck off.

>> No.19924572

>>19921007
Hiw did you come across this info?
You and her still keep in touch?
(Also mods keep this thread up, sex is a business)

>> No.19924582

>>19921590
Call the phone company moron. Have it disconnected and see if you can pay extra to gave it burned. Speak to management and state you're willing to pay through the nose to not have it traced. Mention a crazy ex.

>> No.19924808

>>19921007
She's a dirty hooker, just tell her to fuck off

>> No.19924835

>>19921166
>mixed baby
Absent black father, pottery.

>> No.19924880

>>19921617
Top kek imagine fucking for the first time and getting someone pregnant.

Sex is overrated, trust me.

>T. Chad whose fucked over 30 chicks in 7 years.

>> No.19924883

Riskiest but best move would be to try to take her to court and reveal what she does for living and that is hot suitable for a child to live in her house hold. Then you care for the baby

>> No.19925161

>>19924883
Based, do this then make HER pay child support to YOU. Or at least threaten it to make her fuck off.

>> No.19925278

>>19921007
post pics

>> No.19925372

>>19921342
>>19921342
>that's why it's so obvious it's mine
no its not retard, she a whore, she could be impregnante by other shitskins

>> No.19925423

>>19922358
>partnering with a hooker
>getting involved with a child that will grow up with a hooker as their mother

that child has got no chance

ghost her OP, disappear, and she'll likely get an abortion

>> No.19925439

>>19921007
This is what you deserve for being a degenerate faggot

>> No.19925955

>>19921007
KEKW

>> No.19926320

Feed her lots of orange juice and vitamin c tablets.