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19903279 No.19903279 [Reply] [Original]

>So Mr. Anon, what would you say is your greatest weakness?

>> No.19903287

>>19903279
I care too much.

>> No.19903289

People say, i am too much of a flirt

>> No.19903296

restraining myself from killing you all, especially you with that fake tan you cunt

>> No.19903321
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19903321

>>19903279
I'm TOO good

>> No.19903545

>>19903279
I am too efficient.
This makes a lot of bad employees jealous and they try to sabotage my work instead of producing value for the company.

>> No.19903572

>>19903279
>I say the N word way too much
>Turn to the Nigger on the left in OP
>Or is it not enough?

>> No.19904295

Fantom

>> No.19904326

>>19903572
kek

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19904350

>>19903279
Money. I'm allergic to it

>> No.19904409
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19904409

>>19903287
Not a weakness
>>19903289
Makes no sense
>>19903296
Feel ya senpai. pls leave
>>19903321
Egomaniac
>>19903545
Not a weakness

None of you get the job retarded wagies

>> No.19904501
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19904501

I am still working on my communication issues. I have never gotten any bad feedback on my technical skills. But, sometimes I am overly excited to talk about the work I do, and when discussing complex engineering subjects with Project Managers or Product Owners, I have received feedback that I ramble too much and go into too much detail.

One way I am working on this is reading the [insert some bs communication book] - which has a few strategies for communicating more effectively, succinctly, etc. This aligns with one of my career goals which is to lead a technical project.

>> No.19905075

>>19903279
>So Mr. Anon, what would you say is your greatest weakness?
i hate vague and stupid open-ended questions

>> No.19905148

Hmm, my biggest weakness you say?
Well, *snort*, I suppose it's all my various allergens and irritants.
*bumps glasses with pointer finger*
My arch nemesis is pollen season, goes right here into the sinuses, leaves me very congested.
Luckily, due to my irritable bowels, I changed to a vegan and gluten-free diet and the hardship made me stronger
I feel like I can *cough cough*, please excuse me, tackle anything that is thrown my way.

>> No.19905179

>>19904409
> Not a weakness
You're not supposed to tell them a real weakness, sperg.

>> No.19905189

>>19904501
Unironically a good answer

>> No.19905194

State something that is a weakness that doesn't affect your job realistically. Eg you have an English and Spanish speaking client base. You were recruited for the English clients. Your weakness is you don't speak Spanish even though it would be useful in company X

>> No.19905213

>>19903279
I do big STINKY POOS in the work toilet lol

>> No.19905216

Do they even ask this anymore? I thought employers were past that

>> No.19905229

>>19903296
>sir..i..i..i'm black

>> No.19905309

>>19904501
You should say that you're also doing some [insert normie hobby involving participating with other normies] on top of reading that book

>> No.19905329

>I suppose you could say I was born with the wrong genitalia

>> No.19905342

>>19903572

10/10

>> No.19905345

>>19903279
I'm addicted to amphetamines and have low tolerance for retarded coworkers.

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19905557

>>19905345
>I'm addicted to amphetamines
That's not a weakness. Meth turns you into an ubermensch, which is why the government FUDs it so much.

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19905640

>>19903279
>I work too hard

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19905645

>>19905557
Unfortunately I design hydraulic systems, not fight the soviets.
For now.

>> No.19905662

>>19903279
Big ol’ phatazzz Asian booty

>> No.19905683

>>19904501
Saved

>> No.19905686

>>19903279
I tend to bite off more than I can chew.

>> No.19905841

I'm not smart enough to live as a NEET