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19901869 No.19901869 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this dildo

>> No.19901875

>>19901869
I'll give you 100 ARPA for it

>> No.19901899

>>19901869
is there a video of her sticking it in her pooper?

>> No.19901903

>>19901869
It partnered with chainlink

>> No.19901906

>>19901869
Please OP, how much?

>> No.19901908

>>19901869
Do you have a dick this big or getting any dick this big?
Well you need this....

>> No.19901920

>>19901869
Can I borrow your dildo for a second?

>> No.19902032

>>19901869
The return on investment is better than on your shitcoin portfolio. And that's saying something, because this thing will quite literally fuck you up the ass. Violently.

>> No.19902049

>>19901869
Go fuck yourself

>> No.19902054

BUY THAT DILDO YOU FUCKING PUSSY

>> No.19902055

>>19901869
You can get the physical equivalent of crypto "investing", without the financial ruin.

>> No.19902075
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19902075

>>19902055

>> No.19902105

>>19902055
Kek

>> No.19902109

>>19901869
if you paint it black its value will double

>> No.19902182

>>19901920
Based

>> No.19902302

>yeah bro 5 inches is enough women cant tell anyway

>> No.19902449

>>19901869
How can we even compete?

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19903091

THIS BAGUETTE was in when sex.

>> No.19903158
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>>19901869
I know a guy...
How do I say this...
I know a guy with a tiny penis
He's a good friend of mine
He fell in love with this 10/10 chick and for whatever reason she really liked him back
As the relationship progressed he became increasingly nervous about his dick
But turns out the bastard bought a giant fucking dildo that he used on this bitch when they finally had sex
Guess he was able to give her enough orgasms that she didn't even notice his tiny little dick
Who would've known?

>> No.19903169

>>19901869
I have had that dildo
it is too rigid, not recommended
get a BAM

>> No.19903199

>>19901869
it's an amazing dildo; it's for professionals

>> No.19903207

>>19902055
I'll take 3 for the chainlink experience