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19887224 No.19887224 [Reply] [Original]

>We're looking for a team player

>> No.19887258

>we're a family here

>> No.19887264
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19887264

>salary competitive

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>Rockstars only

>> No.19887315

>just wanted to touch base
>we provide value to our partners
>we strive to be effective and efficient
>they’re not customers, they’re our partners
>no one else can offer the services at the level we provide

>> No.19887376

I got a rejection email literally 10 minutes after my 40 minute interview ended yesterday. I still have no fucking idea what I did wrong. I thought the interview went great a d we were really getting along. I was about to send a "thank you" email and I get a rejection.
That really fucking hurt.

>> No.19887445

>>19887376
My first post college interview I got ghosted. Never heard anything back. Second interview I got a job offer a week after. Fuck getting ghosted, just man up you pussies and tell me I didn’t get the job.

>> No.19887446

yeah doesnt it all seem a bit fake haha

>> No.19887466
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>were looking for a team player who can work independently

>> No.19887482

>>19887466
kek

>> No.19887513

>That feel when suddenly you're in charge of hiring and you don't want to be an asshole but you have to have the balls to ask the tough questions

>> No.19887569

>>19887376

Could be any unrelated reason so don't think on it for too long. Make them regret it.

>> No.19887588

>>19887376
Don't worry anon. Another, better opportunity will come along

>> No.19887618

>>19887376

The amount of people who go for the same job is insane, most interviewers have their mind made up within the first 5 minutes and they probably already had the right person for the job 10 interviews before you.


You can not win this game even if you are amazing for the job, after they have made their mind up it's already lost

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>covid
>nigger riots
>bank gets bought out
>dont worry anon you're probably fine you're the only one who knows how to do this whole process and you're getting your mba at night
>we'll find out next week about position announcements! :^)
>two months go by
>hey anon thanks for coauthoring the entire banks budgeting system but due to cost cutting measures we have to let you go

I cant tell you how much I fucking hate boomers.

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>>19887224
>best
>regards
>kind regards
>best regards
>cheers

>> No.19888025

>>19887740
That's why I ALWAYS put in a dead man's switch. Due to cost-cutting measures, I have to undo all the work I did. :)

>> No.19888050

I'm 25 and have never had a job interview in my life

>> No.19888081

>>19887376
>thank you email
lol cuck

>> No.19888112

>>19888050
You are more free than you know.

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>>19887224
>we're looking for a racist NEET

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19888207

>Ask simple questions and the interviewer fucking explains every single thing they were supposed to ask me
>I just nod intently and follow up with more questions
>Get the job, even when I almost didn't say anything myself

>> No.19888246

>>19888025
kek based

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19888258

>wagies

>> No.19888268

>>19887224
>were looking for a sales ROCKSTAR

>> No.19888284

>>19888025
Seriously thought about it

What the 300 page procedures document I wrote is deleted? What?

>> No.19888601

>First job interview at university
>Already have several certs for the job I want (helpdesk) because I'm an autist who went to trade school half time during high school
>I'm actually more qualified than the man who runs the program (He has a BA in fucking business management)
>Had to upload a resume, the system tells you when someone looks at it
>Asks me a couple questions in front of some university staff.
>"How are you in groups"
"As my resume says, I'm autistic, so I have some trouble at times but I do my best."
>Word for word says "I'm going to give you an opportunity to answer that again."
"Do you want me to lie, sir?"
>"N-no! I want the truth."
>Repeat what I said before:
"I'm autistic so I can have some trouble at times, but I try my best!"
>Hurries along the rest of the "interview"
>Never looked at my resume according to the website
>When I applied for other jobs on campus they (((coincidentally))) only had positions available during times when I'd have class.
>Even though they visibly had vacant positions when I was out of class
>My friends noted how weird it was that I'd always be ignored for everything
>They ended up picking some random chick for the job I wanted
And that's when I learned to start fucking with my "superiors" and learned to stop giving a shit. It was the first and last interview I've ever given a shit about. It's honestly a little bit incredible how far being qualified--and yet thinking of the interviewer as not worthy of licking the shit off of your shoes--will get you. It's kind of like dealing with women/cats: when you obsess over them or try, they want nothing to do with you. Act as if their mere presence is an inconvenience and that "confidence" will change how they look at you.

>Always put in a dead man's switch
>Always drag your feet when you can. Stretch a 4 hour job into 8 hours and promise 2 workdays to get it done. You'll be known as that office wizard who's always over-delivers and under-time, even though you're lazy.

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>> No.19888855

>>19887740
>>19888284
if you do this be smart how you do it and be careful that its not linked to you else you get cucked bigtime if it costs the company a lot of money

if you want to see what im talking about watch the episode from "forensic files" "hack attack"

>> No.19888907

>>19888855
Correct find a way to have the switch automated or have it blamed on hardware failure (and the doc isn't backed up)

>> No.19888917

>>19887376
damn they literally made it a priority to send you that shit as soon as possible. probably had the cursor on the send button as soon as you walked out the door and waited until they knew you were far enough away to where it'd be a hassle to drive back to bitch them out about sending your reject mail so soon

>> No.19889144

>>19888601
That's fucked, anon