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What's the easiest, most risk-free way of getting rich fast (1million+) ? I don't care about morals, I'd sell drugs or steal if it wasn't risky.

>> No.19875816
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>>19875801
hmm yeah something tells me you dont have what it takes

>> No.19875848

>>19875801
LOKI, fren. LOKI. Staking will be a boon.

>> No.19875863

Probably some kind of white collar crime.

>> No.19875868

>>19875801
Depends on where you’re from, your age, your gender, how smart you are, what your talents/ skills are and how hard working you are.

If there was an easy way for third world let’s to make $1MM Ina couple of years they’d be doing it.

Tell us more about you/ your situation.

>> No.19875883

>>19875801
>$1 million fast
>I'd sell drugs if it wasn't risky
Pick one OP.

>> No.19875917

>>19875868
Norwegian. Dropped out of university to play poker full-time in 2015. Did good for a couple of years, then not so good, to say the least.

>> No.19875938

>>19875868
26 years old. Had good grades and was studying finance, consider myself decently intelligent and scored 131 in an official IQ test. Already neck deep in debt to some shady people so I can't start studying again

>> No.19876209

>>19875938
larp was kinda believable
>131 IQ
you almost had me

>> No.19876227

>>19875938
Those shady people no doubt have a way out for you. Make yourself useful and I don't mean buy kneepads.

>> No.19876404

>>19876209
He took a facebook quiz anon!

>> No.19876422
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>>19875801
Catch a leprechaun

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>>19875801
You need to understand the concept of using knee pads to acquire wealth.
You buy a pair of knee pads and this is important because you'll need them, you go out and suck 1 million cocks for 1 dollar each and woalla, you're a millionaire.

Now you understand why the knee pads are important?

>> No.19876469

>>19876209
It's not like that's very impressive or something. An average university graduate would probably be able to score around the same.

>> No.19876506

>>19875801
make a pact with the devil, offer your soul or a sacrifice.

>> No.19877325

>>19875801
I feel like AAVE might be useful here
Somehow

>> No.19877462

>>19875801
unironically debtmaxxx and play options. you see wsbers turn 15k into 300k every week. just pull that off once then dump it into a top 10 crypto to get your last 3x to 1mm. then file bankruptcy regardless cuz fuck the matrix.

>> No.19877509

Unironically it is to sell drugs. Unless you're sitting on 50k then to do risky option plays or risky micro coins.

>> No.19877573

>>19875801
Gay porn.
Couples on chatturbate make 1k/hour if they are hot.

>> No.19877585

>>19875801
ethprime

>> No.19877616

>>19875938
Some random IQ test means nothing. I scored in the top 99th percentile on my ACT standardized test at age 17. I'm 22 now and just beasted through an EE degree at a state school with a 3.5+ GPA with little difficulty. What were your standardized test scores? They are literally an IQ test and if you actually had 131 IQ you probably wouldn't be poor or have difficulty with school

>> No.19877718

>>19875917
>>19875938
That sucks.. I'm almost exactly like you except I succeeded at poker, have been making $150k-$300k/ year for the past 6 years and saved/ invested most of the money. No offense, but it sounds like you have/ had a serious gambling problem (and weren't really a pro) if you went into debt because of poker.
If/ when the time comes where I can't beat the games anymore I will simply just quit.

Have you considered studying in a different city (and leaving no trace) if you're scared of those shady people?

If you don't want to study then I guess learning a trade is a solid option. A lot fo the people in trades are brainlets so if you're somewhat smart it's easy to start a small business after a few years (from what I've heard).

>> No.19878373

>>19877718
21 yr old. IT major. Family have a history of playing poker and I'm pretty good at it. Do I pursue a career in poker??

>> No.19878385

>>19875801
Get a job in sales and be good at it.