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[Anonymous No.19857088]

You visit with your gf a pool party.
You go to the locker room and change clothes.
You come back and see these 2 guys do pic related with your gf.
What you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.19857101]

>>19857088
I dump the pass herself around slut for not instantly going I have a bf and walking away to find me. I dont deal with sluts and their "jokes"

[Anonymous No.19857102]

>>19857088
beg them to fuck my gf, because i can't fulfill her sexual needs with my very small penis

[Anonymous No.19857118]

>>19857088
Beat them. Those are marshmellow muscles on a manlet and a chubby guy with a thin beard. Then dump her.

[Anonymous No.19857121]

Ask my gf if you is comfortable with these gentlemen. If she says no then ask politely they let here go or you call the police.

If she says yes then walk away laughing that you dodged a slut bullet and put some serious thought into how you are picking gfs.

[Anonymous No.19857128]

Remind them why God made them into manlets shorter than 6' and smaller than 220 lbs.

Then remind the fucking roastie piece of shit I never told her she was my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.19857150]

Brute animals that have been created for this world, enjoy peace in sensual delights. Give to a dog a bone, and he is perfectly content; give to an ox a bundle of hay, and he desires nothing more. But man, who has been created for God, to love God, and to be united to him, can be made happy only by God.

[Anonymous No.19857202]

>>19857121
This is reasonable

[Anonymous No.19857209]

>>19857101
Pretty much this. Would drop them there and then. Massive red flag she'll be fucking someone else within a month or two. If she looked that rough in the first place I'd start questioning how low my standards have gotten while I'm at it.

[Anonymous No.19857232]

realise its a dream cause i'm gay

[Anonymous No.19857233]

>>19857088
> /biz/ Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19857295]

>>19857088
I shoot them and the girl

[Anonymous No.19857327]

Dump her, or if I didn't pump her before I dump her immediately after pumping.

[Anonymous No.19857347]

collect the $300 from each
or a cracker getting cut

[Anonymous No.19857382]

>>19857088
Join in on fucking her, because no way in hell was I ever going to get serious with some trailer trash half sleeve slut in the first place lmao.

[Anonymous No.19857408]

Why would you take your gf to a pool party? lol
Even visiting a regular club with gf sucks, but pool party?.. Asking to get yourself cucked, unless you are roided out 6'5 gigachad

[Anonymous No.19857597]

>>19857121

Based and Reasonablepilled

[Anonymous No.19857897]

>>19857088
I want hair like the right

[Anonymous No.19858145]

>>19857088
Pinch and pull their nipples hard to assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.19858240]

>>19857088
I’m always amused by that retarded looking dude on the left. Even if you’re ugly you can self improve to seem attractive to females.

[Anonymous No.19859388]

>>19857088
dump gf

[Anonymous No.19859723]

>>19857088
Play it off have fun get her drunk when we have sex that night put it in her ass and fuck her till she cries and make her say "im a whore and whores deserve it" over and over until its permanently imprinted on her from the repetition and pain then never speak to her again

[Anonymous No.19859980]

>>19857150
Aquinas?

[Anonymous No.19860677]

>>19857088

Throw molotov cocktail at all 3 of them and watch them scream in agony.

Whilst i stand on one side and rub one off, laughing in complete euphoria.

[Anonymous No.19860725]

>>19857121
cringe

[Anonymous No.19860744]

Rape both men while gf watches how fucking alpha i am

[Anonymous No.19860764]

>>19857102
based, my cock is also TINY

[Anonymous No.19860831]

in all actuality:

>walk up to her while she's in the air
>"are you fucking serious!?"
>one of the dude's says something
>"shut the FUCK up faggot"
>potentially punch him in the face

if this happens
>get into brawl
>probably get my ass kicked
>go home and do my best to forget about her and move on
>take my frustration out in a positive manner of self-improvement

if it doesn't happen
>tell bitch she's a disgusting slut
>take picture of her in air
>send it to her parents
>go home and do my best to forget about her and move on
>take my frustration out in a positive manner of self-improvement

[Anonymous No.19861041]

apologize profusely my gf isn't sucking them off right then and there, then dead man dive from the stage behind them. after that probably invest in some eth shit token.

[Anonymous No.19861216]

>>19857088
>your gf

Day of our lord, white cucks still using this term ngmi, this is why blacks are superior, they call them my bitch, my ho, my slut.
They know what's up

[Anonymous No.19862156]

>>19857088
i pull out my chad cock and pound that pussy while those two faggots hold my bitch for me.

[Anonymous No.19862288]

>>19857897
just take the pic to the barber and show him. or ask for an undercut and use product to style it like he does.

[Anonymous No.19862334]

>>19861216
>this is why blacks are superior
Spot on. It's why black-majority countries are so developed and chad like...oh wait, nevermind.

[Anonymous No.19862904]

>>19857088
Thats a man

[Anonymous No.19862955]

>>19857088
ask them to hold her so I can fuck her in public

[Anonymous No.19862994]

>>19862334
CHAD black bull : pumps and dumps black roasties, leaves them to raise kid on own, has been to prison before and will do so again for failing to pay child support, leaves wh*Te cuck taxpayer to take care of black roastie and her spawn instead, slaps around roasts when they get out of line, disregards whores (will never get ball-and-chain'd)

wh*Te cuck : will marry some post-wall STD-ridden obese roastie because he "isn't judgemental", will pay for raising tyrone's muttspawn both directly with his wife's son and indirectly with his taxbuxx, goes to feminist conferences unironically to heal "toxic masculinity" and apologizes to wife frequently for no real reason

[Anonymous No.19863012]

>>19862904
This.

[Anonymous No.19863086]

>>19857088
I just smile and wait for them to notice her penis

[Anonymous No.19863162]

>>19862994
>wh*Te cuck
You're talking about white liberal/socialist basedboys. There's a difference. Also, whites unlike blacks (who still have a mud hut IQ) are ever evolving with regards to their culture. The value of women and niggers has been pumped a lot since the 60's and a strong correction dump is incoming.

[Anonymous No.19863879]

Stop shitting up this board with unrelated topics.

[Anonymous No.19864060]

>>19857088
Checked

White women are huge attention whores

[Anonymous No.19864187]

>>19857088
>tfw used to Box

Unironically sock the face of the one on the right. Just because you lift doesn't mean you can scrap. I'll then take my chances with the one on the left.

[Anonymous No.19864543]

>>19857088
>continue being the chad that I am leaving one rosatie for another. Leaving these guys to fight over my left overs.

[Anonymous No.19864737]

>>19857088
>What do
Profit. Bitch is providing a distraction while I steal all the wallets out of the locker room. I give her the nod, she screams rape, we book it out of there.