/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19841623]

>work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19841855]

>>19841623

[Anonymous No.19841999]

>>19841623
Ativate technological unemployment

[Anonymous No.19842011]

>>19841623
My work is almost minimum wage($12/hr) but it's probably the comfiest job I can have while physically not at home. All I do is sit at a desk and play video games or shoot the shit with my co-"workers". I do maybe thirty minutes of actual work for every 9 hour day.

[Anonymous No.19842023]

>>19841623
>implying you weren't laid off

[Anonymous No.19842039]

>work

[Anonymous No.19842042]

>>19842011
Just imagine in 30 years you will be too old to do anything and still too poor to retire, but at least you got paid barely a living wage to play video games

[Anonymous No.19842106]

>>19842039
kek

[Anonymous No.19842107]

9:00 AM press conference tomorrow that will make my stock increase 20 fold in value.

[Anonymous No.19842116]

>>19842042
This is just a summer job, I plan on going to med school after graduating from college.

[Anonymous No.19842120]

>>19842042
This

[Anonymous No.19842162]

>>19841623
Wagie wagie wagie,

it's about time to get back in your cagie!

Better not waste your time,

pretty soon you'll be back to making that dime!

[Anonymous No.19842202]

>>19841623
imagine unironically spending your life wagecucking, lmao

[Anonymous No.19842372]

>>19841999
Kek

[Anonymous No.19842599]

he ees ahbout to keell himself? ahcteevahte quantum immohrtleety

[Anonymous No.19842794]

>move to a poor country
>work online doing some tasks
>spend your dollars that now worth 100x more

[Anonymous No.19842803]

>>19842116
Ok bud

[Anonymous No.19842937]

>>19842011
low skill, low pay, low ambition jobs tend to be easy and low responsibility.

> but it is
as in a house, where the freemen are least at liberty to act at random,
but all things or most things are already ordained for them, while
the slaves and the animals do little for the common good, and for
the most part live at random. - Aristotle

>>19842116
> I can just be lazy now, then later I will take things seriously

Kek.

[Anonymous No.19843083]

>>19842937
I'm not lazy now though. I take my academic work very seriously, which is why I go to college for free and they pay for my housing.

[Anonymous No.19843921]

[Anonymous No.19844435]

>>19841999
>>19842599
Who is this man? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.19844467]

>>19844435
Your master. Behind the jews its this guy and his sibling controlling the puppets

[Bog No.19844478]

>>19844435
here is a quick rundown
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron but fair fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

[Anonymous No.19844597]

>>19844435
The guy ruining your bags

[Anonymous No.19844605]