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How do I profit from crippling depression?
Havn't left home in 14 months
Havn't spoken a word in that time either
Havn't showered in a month and a half

>> No.19840701

>>19840678
when did people start referring to it as "crippling"? seems gay just call it depression. try and shower at least bro so you dont get that nut gangrene that cost weinstein his nuts.

>> No.19840704
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19840704

Take a fucking shower my dude. Take your clothes off, step in and turn the tap on, simple as. Feels good.

>> No.19840720

>>19840678
get mental disability benefits and put everything in a index fund? I dunno.

>> No.19840806

>>19840720
you're suposed to go to a doctor multiple times and then to some faggot social worker, probalby multiple times, fuck that shit, anyone who is recieving gibs from that is a parasite faking it and not someone who actually needs it, fucking catch 22

>> No.19840945

whatever guess I'm kmsing cya in another life

>> No.19840951

just use a sybian

>> No.19840961

>>19840945
F

>> No.19840993

Unironically go outside, lie in the sunlight (important) and read Ecclesiastes, followed by the Gospel of John, followed by 1 Corinthians.

>> No.19841007

>>19840945
See you tomorrow attention whore

>> No.19841047

>>19840678
Do you have a room with a window where the sun is shining in? If yes then open the window and sit in the sun everyday for 1 hour+. Also get yourself some weed seeds and start growing weed.

>> No.19841160

>>19840678
I can't even remember the last time I showered. My sack smells like bread.

>> No.19841181

>>19841160
Fucking go shower mate, take a nice warm shower. I love taking showers, whats so bad about it?

>> No.19841262

>>19841181
it's not that easy when you are lacking motivation

>> No.19841345

>>19840678
Have a shower anon, you might feel a bit better. I can recommend some workout routines you can do at home to make you feel a bit better too if you're interested.

>> No.19841352

>>19841262
Brah what the fuck... I shower twice a day.

>> No.19841451

>>19841352
cause you are a normie

>> No.19841498

>>19840678
It some countries it would grant you gibs, in france any handicap including crippling depression grants you 800 euros a month.
So just go live in France.

Alternatively if you are so inclined you can channel your emotions into art and produce something beautiful that you can then sell, or that can give you exposure.

>> No.19841507

Start showering and working out anon.
Start with medium exercise. Just do 3 x failure good form Push ups and same for squats. Next day do 3 x failure curls/assisted pull ups. Shower after every workout.

The motivation snowballs, meaning the first time will always and forever be the hardest to force yourself to do. After that, they will get progressively easier and easier. So it without any distractions and you could be done in half an hour.

Think about it anon, that will be the hardest one ever, and you can really look forward to the fact that they will be asked after that. All that matters is the first time. Anon, you could roll over and die unhappy, or you could do 1 workout today and live the rest of your life knowing you’re improving and hitting goals every day. The choice is yours, but it all boils down to today, that workout/shower, and eternal fulfilment or eternal depression.

>> No.19841536

>>19840806
get a job then

>> No.19841548

>>19841536
(lie in your resume about freelance shit btw)

>> No.19841609

>>19840701
I think people add crippling because they feel crippled by it and because normies use depressed to describe any time they're a little sad

>> No.19841696

>>19840678
uniroincally sounds comfy as fuck

>> No.19841776

>>19841047
you cant actually get vitamin d through glass. also the sun has to be higher than 45 degrees above the horizon.

>> No.19841789

>>19841776
Thats why i said he should open the window, fagget

>> No.19841807

>>19841789
he might not have that style of window my nigger

>> No.19841809

You sound like an attention whore, stop being a bitch

>> No.19841835

>>19841807
True, well OP if you haven't kys yet, you have to open the window in a way that no glass is between you and the sun. Just open the window and sit on the floor in your room, i do it every day.

>> No.19842654

>>19840993
Better a handfull with tranquility than two with toil and a chase after wind. Ecclesiastes 4,6

>> No.19843152

>>19840678
Take a good hot shower my friend. Feels comfy in your bathroom. Go out for a walk. Go buy something to the supermarket, say hello and smile to the fat cashier, go out and breathe fresh air.

>> No.19843177

>>19840701
Brainlet post. Kill yourself.

>> No.19843298

>>19840678
>How do I profit

Start a YouTube channel
Complain about being depressed
Say "don't forget to like and subscribe"
Profit

>> No.19843388

>>19840701
>isolated for 14 months
>huurrr what do you mean when you say "crippling"?
Yeah what could he possibly mean by "crippling", hmmmmm, let's use a dictionary and see if we can figure this shit out sherlock

>adjective: crippling
> 1. causing a person to become unable to walk or move properly.
"a crippling disease"
> 2. causing a severe and almost insuperable problem.

I'll let you have a guess before I spell it out for your dumb ass

>> No.19843404

You're depressed already, so being a wagie won't be much of a let down, anon. Join us.