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19838425 No.19838425 [Reply] [Original]

how many of you are getting some kind of surgery after you make it?

for me its double jaw surgery and maybe a cheek bone augmentation

>> No.19838459

>>19838425
i have some things on my dick, right under the head, i want to get rid of them.

>> No.19838481
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19838481

I wish they'd discover a way to make people taller than doesn't make you forever unable to competitively run or lift, because they just basically cut the bones apart and just wait for it to heal a little bit farther.

t. manlet

>> No.19838485

>>19838425
look within anon

>> No.19838527

>>19838425

You're gonna look like the bog twins

>> No.19838530

>>19838425
gonna chop my dick off and get a set of tits. once i have money i can become my true self.

>> No.19838573

>>19838425
I’ll get a dick sewn onto my forehead. It’ll be a status symbol in 2030, and I’ll flex by sucking it off in public

>> No.19838585

>>19838425
gf surgery.

:(

>> No.19838600

>>19838481
just wear shoe lifts bro

>> No.19838626

>>19838481
There is a patented tech surgery that inserts steel autoextender inside your legs, it stays there forever but you can run 1 month after the surgery, 3-4 inches of height; they do it in Germany and the surgery costs like 40k usd

>> No.19838646

>>19838626
>>19838481
people whose legs are noticeably out of proportion with their arms and torso look ridiculous. why would you want to look like a t rex with spindly lower legs?

>> No.19838725

i just want to have sex with many sexy blonde girls sirs

>> No.19838757

I'll probably just get invisalign to fix my (slightly) crooked teeth and overbite. I got a fat chin from overbite but when I mew and adjust my bite it looks normal. But thats all i really need to fix.

>> No.19838785

I only have 500 link, I’m killing my self at month’s end, going to a place where vanity has no meaning.

>> No.19838797

>>19838785
The concentrated fud and obese Sergei memes took down a lot of good people with the normie scum. Not that I deserved to make it anyway, but goddamn..

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>>19838626
What do I google to find out more about this?
Tried 'steel "autoextender" legs'
And got all sorts of results involving penis stuff

>> No.19838823

>>19838425
I'm going to get a gooch augmentation. I want a pouch down there, much like women have. So I can keep my ledger hidden there at all times.

>> No.19838830

probably fix my teeth, they're fucked

>> No.19838847

>>19838481
If you're actually average height for your region then what you really need is more self confidence. If you're an actual manlet then a couple more inches probably aren't going to make a difference. In any case >>19838600
is right if it really bothers you spend a couple hundo on some nice discrete shoe lifts before you pay someone tens of thousands to literally break your legs.

>>19838725
who let the pajeets in

>> No.19838884

>>19838425
Im using my crypto gains for teeth implants. Thats why selling BUIDL at .20c was the smartest and dumbest and shit I've done. I'm closer to the $20k but would've been there if I'd just held for a few more weeks. How the fuck does a coin with 400 holders have a $1.5M market cap? How does a coin with 1-3% weekly holder growth grow 500% in 4 weeks? Fucking makes me so sick.

>> No.19838912

>>19838425
>>19838481
This fucking board... what are you, women? Jesus, this generation is so cucked and beta

>> No.19838928

>>19838585
i hope you make it anon

>> No.19839175

gum graft and hairline surgery. maybe touch up my lasik in like 20 years

>> No.19839184

Liposuction. So I can eat more.

>> No.19839485
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19839485

I'm planning on getting:
Hair implants to fix my receding hairline and add extra volume.

Minor liposuction. I'm not fat, but I have some flab on my abdomen that I just can't seem to get rid of no matter how much exercise and keto I do.

Teeth. One of my lower teeth needs straightening, and my upper front tooth has fluorosis.

Eyelids. Always wanted double-creased eyelids.

Maybe my nose and jaw, I'm not too concerned about these.

Limb extension surgery fucking terrifies me so I'm giving that a hard pass, I'm 5'10" so it kind of sucks but I'll manage.

>> No.19839527

>>19838459
Dick doctor here, there is a high possibility you wont live until then

>> No.19839540

>>19838425
I'm gonna surgically have sex with an unironic woman.

>> No.19840232

>>19838425
I will be changing nothing. I love myself.

>> No.19840832

>>19838815
Google “limb lengthening Germany”, it’s bertz institute or something like this. It’s not cheap but at least they will do it unlike USA which requires some manlet certificate for surgeries like this. Tech is called fitbone or something like this.

I’m 24 now and slowly climbing to 100k net worth, planning to get to 2m in a couple years and book this surgery then.
I’m 5’8. It would be cool to have a biz bro to do it together (no homo), drop your email if you feel like it

>> No.19840857

Yep, going to make my face cuter!

>> No.19840940

>>19838481
imagine being this cucked being insecure about shit you can't control to appeal to shallow people

>> No.19841016

>>19838425
I will not change myself because I'm not a degenerate loser. All of you need to learn self acceptance, eat well, drink water, exercise and get plenty of sleep. It's really that simple.

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>>19838573
me too anon, me too

>> No.19841068

>>19838481
>he fell for the height meme

>> No.19841082

Had surgery that fucked up my abdomen. Wouldn’t mind fixing that.

>> No.19841137

>>19840232
based answer.

>> No.19841159

>>19838425
i'm getting a dick transplant, i always wanted to have a BBC as a white male

>> No.19841194

>>19839485
>your brain on fit

>> No.19841211

Anti-surgery brainlets with lack of introspection/outside perspective absolutely seething.

Just because you got used to your body doesn’t mean it’s perfect; disclosure of 21st century is that women value physical traits and just say they value money:status etc to keep you as provider.

Wake the fuck up, if you’re planning to make it before 40 you def should enhance yourself with your stack, there is literally nothing more interesting

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I keep farting next to this girl I picked up last night.
Thots make me gassy.
What were you saying?

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>>19838425

>> No.19841445
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>>19838425
Cosmetic surgery is for the weak.

>> No.19841466

>>19841445
Yep, can't imagine being so insecure.

>> No.19841929

>>19838425
Braces
Brow reduction

>> No.19842012

I was obese during puberty, while suffering from PTSD.
So far I lost almost 35kg.
I look good, but tits are there.
I almost saved for gynosurgery, so I do not actually need to make it with crypto, but still.

>> No.19842244

>>19838425
Penis size reduction for sure cause i'm such a chad