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19833188 No.19833188 [Reply] [Original]

i juts got marrie dand i'm supposed to have sex to night
i am worried and nervous, is there anything i can do to make it not so awkward and weird

>> No.19833200

have sex

>> No.19833209
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19833209

Have some drinks and take some bluechew

>> No.19833227

Drink do much that you can't get it up

>> No.19833246

>>19833188
Its not scary, just a dissapointment

>> No.19833265

>>19833188
Its not a big deal, just think of it as a fun activity you and your bride are doing together. Have fun, and dont cum until she does.

>> No.19833268

>>19833209
big vagina

>> No.19833272

>>19833265
Why do you faggots answer these LARP threads

>> No.19833289

>>19833188
don't fret boss
it's gotta be awkward the first few times, it'll work out in the end

and congratulations, just don't get divorce raped

>> No.19833292

>>19833209
tell me this is a woman and that I'm not gay

>> No.19833304

>>19833272
its not a larp you guys are my only frens and the only people I can turn to

>> No.19833342

>>19833188
pretend ur gay and tell her vagina disgusts you

ez

>> No.19833352

>>19833227
oh shit should I stop drinking? i am drinking now becus i thought that would make it easy

>> No.19833770

>>19833188
Is it her first time having sex? If yes, make sure you go slow. It's a buzzkill when you have to cut things short because she's in too much pain.

>> No.19833784

>>19833188
Choke her

>> No.19834361

>>19833188
tell her that you're scared and continue putting it off indefinitely

>> No.19834400

>>19833272
Because these autists literally believe everything they read here

>> No.19834461

>>19833188
Rub grease on her hiney and tell her shes special.......then let nature take its course

>> No.19834526

>>19833188
realize u have made a huge mistake

>> No.19834551

Fuck her because you are a man she is a women. Don't stop after cumming once faggot. Fill her pussy lmao.

>> No.19834583

OP are you a virgin? Is she a virgin?

>> No.19834654

>>19834551
This

>> No.19834686
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19834686

Dominate da bitch and give her some PTSD, some pretty thick and strong dick.

>> No.19834696

>>19833188
Don’t have a small penis
And pray she hasn’t had bigger and better

>> No.19834728

>>19833784
Spit in her face and call her a dirty fucking slut while slapping her face with your other hand.