Good ol business idea thread

[Anonymous No.19831355]

Tired of the slave life. Lets share good business ideas for 2020

I'll kick us off:
- Hedge fund apparel e-commerce
- Software defined tax evasion/shell corporations
- Beat somebody up as a service
- Educational book range for 4-6 teaching foundation logic for programming skills
- Tours of dangerous countries. Somali pirate cruise. Peshwar gun market day trip
- Bridgestone for drone racing

[Anonymous No.19831394]

>>19831355
>Beat somebody up as a service
Unironically a great idea. I used to hire fat kids in the year above at school to beat people up for me and pay them $10 per hit. They could have made a shit ton if they had expanded

[Anonymous No.19831543]

>>19831355
Good OP

What do you mean by Bridgestone for drone racing? And for the software tax evasion, do you mean like a TurboTax for tax evasion?

[Anonymous No.19831592]

>>19831543

Shite I meant to say 'Silverstone' for drone racing - Silverstone being a household name UK formula 1 racetrack but create the drone racing equivalent

"TuboTax for tax evasion" is beautiful that's much more concise

[Anonymous No.19831650]

>>19831592
Based, makes sense now. How would your drone race track look like anon?

[Anonymous No.19831689]

>>19831650
Perhaps hoops floating in the air and the drones have to fly through them. Similar to what you see in video games.

[Anonymous No.19831715]

toilet sprayer. an attachable water gun on your bathroom sink to clean the toilet.

[Anonymous No.19831746]

Anyone have any experience in manufacturing or where to get started? Or how much I need to build up a product before even thinking about manufacturing? Or if it would even be very profitable?
Particularly for canned sodas in this case. I want to take advantage of the recent seltzer boom, but I think there is a sweet spot for a variety of soda that hasn't been explored much yet.
The branding and R&D I have figured out. Not so much manufacturing or distribution.

[Anonymous No.19831759]

>>19831355
hot babes wash your balls with warm rags and soaps but it's technically not sexual

[Anonymous No.19831764]

>>19831394
Based high school mob boss.

[Anonymous No.19831936]

>>19831759
go on

[Anonymous No.19831948]

p2p uber with zero fees and ads to keep servers running

[Anonymous No.19831960]

portable backpack toilet

[Anonymous No.19831964]

chocolate cigars. it's a cigar, but it's made out of chocolate.

[Anonymous No.19831980]

A jump to conclusions mat that has different conclusions you can jump to!

[Anonymous No.19832008]

>>19831355
>>19831592
At what point does tax evasion become tax avoidence? Tax avoidance is completely legal as far as i know

[Anonymous No.19832167]

>Educational book range for 4-6
4-6th grade or 4-6 year olds? Either way I don't think its a massive market unless you have pull with some school board or something and can get it put into the curriculum.

>Tours of dangerous countries. Somali pirate cruise. Peshwar gun market day trip
This seems like a lot of work for not that much reward. You'd have to spend quite a bit on security not to mention the personal risk and if even just one of your clients gets hurt or kidnapped despite your best efforts then your rep is ruined and business is over.

>drone racing
its been tried but drone races are kinda boring

>>19831592
Call it TurboTaxless or maybe TurNoTax.

All jokes aside don't do this the IRS will fucking hunt you down and nail you to a wall even if you technically aren't violating tax law only enabling others to do so.

[Anonymous No.19832818]

A competitor to Amazon where you accept crypto.

[Anonymous No.19833498]

>>19832818
Already invented

[Anonymous No.19833522]

ebook retailer

[Anonymous No.19833541]

>>19833522
It’s called kindle

[Anonymous No.19833637]

>>19831355
> Beat somebody up as a service

I'm built like an old school strong fat Italian-American and want to beat the shit out of people. How can I do this legally for money without being a cop?

[Anonymous No.19833643]

>>19831355
Porno producer. Ad revenue from pornhub. 2 million views is like $10k

[Anonymous No.19833646]

How much to a hire a service to beat up racist who spam the N-word and try to be edgy doing so?

[Anonymous No.19833682]

>>19831355
clear face masks. the filter is housed in the gasket surrouding your nose and mouth.

[Anonymous No.19833688]

>>19833682
I miss using microaggressions :(

[Anonymous No.19833737]

Scratch n sniff erotica

[Anonymous No.19833814]

>create shitty business
>buy a bunch of business items
>run at a loss
>never pay taxes due to being a shitty business

[Anonymous No.19833915]

>local landfill accepts brush and tree limbs, grinds them into mulch
>gives the mulch away in unlimited quantities to anyone who shows up for free

>buy a ~$9000 dump trailer and a $~4000 shitty F350 or equivalent and deliver this
>normies will pay $100-$200 for a load delivered
>can do 3-4 loads in a good day

I've been thinking of doing this for 3 years, never have, seems like a good return on investment desu. Especially if you already own a truck.

[Anonymous No.19833973]

>>19831355
How do I rent 1-room apartments for holiday purposes? any good advice for how to handle holiday renting?

[Anonymous No.19834139]

>>19833646
Nah nah niii niiiiiggg.....


NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER HAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.19834305]

>>19833541
No i mean a physical ebook store

[Anonymous No.19834878]

>>19832008
When your tax lawyer costs more than most people's annual income.

[Anonymous No.19835215]

>>19831948
Going off this, A slightly cheaper uber for people with shitty cars

[Anonymous No.19835251]

>>19831355
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>Tours of dangerous countries. Somali pirate cruise. Peshwar gun market day trip
>Bridgestone for drone racing
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>Educational book range for 4-6 teaching foundation logic for programming skills
C
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>Hedge fund apparel e-commerce
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>Software defined tax evasion/shell corporations
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>Beat somebody up as a service

[Anonymous No.19836399]

>>19835251
What are some dangerous countries you would tour /biz/?

[Anonymous No.19836472]

>luis guzman coloring book
>one direction (or similar) coloring book but have it filled with 90s era heart throbs instead
>something that integrates with e-commerce sites that allows the creator to stash a percentage of each sale in a seepage savings account instead of being paid out each time
>an anonymous message board that links to a users other social media accounts and tallies up their posts and measures them against red/blue buzzwords showing the average every time they post
>some sort of market that allows you to invest in vloggers/you tubers/content creators
>upcycling shop that has local artists come in and create new designs/screen prints every X weeks

[Anonymous No.19836474]

>>19836399
not a country, but minneapolis

[Anonymous No.19836523]

>>19836472
>an anonymous message board that links to a users other social media accounts and tallies up their posts and measures them against red/blue buzzwords showing the average every time they post
Why does this need to be a message board? Isn’t this just building a profile of people’s online activities like the NSA already does?

[Anonymous No.19836539]

Oh oi! Be an estoy Fernandez and Drive a jeepney and rake in the money. Plus get all the third world pussy you can carry. And play your own music while being your own boss!

[Anonymous No.19836540]

>>19833915
Except for the fact that the wood chips are large and have no dye, you would need to be substantially cheaper than the normal stuff. I do see businesses go this route though.

[Anonymous No.19836567]

>>19836523

message board or other social site. the point is to hold accountability to each persons posts so you know if there’s any implications to what they’re saying

[Anonymous No.19836575]

>>19831355
Want a REAL good business idea? All in FUND, set up a node, and wait. Unification will 100x and your node earning will be like Dash in 2017, allowing you 3-5 months to sell millions.

[Anonymous No.19836610]

>>19836472

also a plant fertilizer that is packaged like a caulking gun to allow newbie planters to just stick the gun into the ground and apply directly into the soil

[Anonymous No.19836654]

>>19836567
So you want to see who’s a shill or not? Shills usually use different accounts across platforms anon, I don’t really see how useful this will be if it’s to target paid shills

[Anonymous No.19836675]

>>19833737

Based oldfag

[Anonymous No.19836709]

>>19836654

since it would link to the users other accounts it would check for min 1000 post (or something)

[Anonymous No.19836742]

>>19836540
this he doesn’t realize the reason others haven’t done his idea already is due to prohibitive costs like dying the mulch etc.

[Anonymous No.19836890]

>>19836709
How are you going to know what’s their other accounts when they all have different names?

[Anonymous No.19836958]

>>19831355
Not gonna work. LOKI fixes this.

[Anonymous No.19837570]

>>19833637
Legally or semi-legally? Security guard for a disreputable bar or strip club.

Illegally? Go find your local mob.

[Anonymous No.19837961]

>>19836890
by linking the other accounts on sign up. like tinder does with favebook

[Anonymous No.19838608]

Legally consenting fight studio where people can actually slug it out without the use of weapons and get the anger off their chest. Both parties must consent to each fight or neither is permitted to battle.

[Anonymous No.19838632]

>>19831355
Gameshow idea: You have to decide if you will touch a girl's ass. If you do and she is under 18 you go to jail. If she is 18 or older you go on a date with her.

[Anonymous No.19838642]

>>19831948
Where's my incentive to build it?

[Anonymous No.19838657]

>>19831746

Prepare for it to blow out on cost and timeline, everybody in the space is a fucking liar

[Anonymous No.19838670]

>>19834305

You have to drive there and use their computer so your ebook reader at home can sync to the cloud to download the book

[Anonymous No.19838739]

>>19831355
I've always thought nigger hunting trips would be a great niche. Package holiday to some African shithole, like a safari where you go out in a couple of jeeps with a group and shoot niggers. Guns and ammo provided

[Anonymous No.19838752]

A database of doctors signatures + a call service with multiple numbers so you could generate a sick note for work and have a secretary confirm the appointment if the boss rang up. EZ money

[Anonymous No.19838989]

>>19838608
This but with medieval weapons

[Anonymous No.19839088]

>>19833646
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.19839126]

>>19838670
Nah brah
Imagine the store full of ebookreaders* and couches where people can sit and browse the catalog**, maybe even a cafe. When you come in there are screens with the covers of the best sellers n shieet.

*tagged so nobody can take the out
**only a few pages accessible for free

[Anonymous No.19839180]

>>19833915
A worked for a guy one summer who did dump runs, the dude paid me under the table but I could tell he was making money hand over fist. Seems like a relatively small start up cost for a big return.

[Anonymous No.19839198]

>>19831355
bump for good thread

[Anonymous No.19839210]

guy has cornetto for dinner and desert

[Anonymous No.19839281]

>>19831980
Can I please have my stapler back?

[Anonymous No.19839332]

Went to sleep but had some more thoughts
- Colonizer maps - maps of countries or regions with natural resources overlaid
- Tactical xbox controllers. Platformed and modularised like guns with attachments. Actual gun triggers used for the triggers
- Modern gladiator pits. Bring back the UFC 1 format but perhaps with weapons. May have to do this in Libya
- Kevlar clothing
- Ethnic Minority toys/dolls/action figures. (1 donation for 1 purchase perhaps - norms would soak this up)
- Attention/intimacy as a service

[Anonymous No.19839394]

i had better business ideas than any in this thread. and unlike any of these retarded ones i can make them in a couple of weeks on my computer. wont tell you fags what they are though. enjoy being witless incel faggotrons

[Anonymous No.19839430]

>>19839394
the best one I'm starting today. i'm going to build it while my 20 year old submissive sex slave girl grooms my back this evening.

[Anonymous No.19839958]

>>19839430
So you're going to jerk off old guys ?
I'd pay you 15 bucks to suck my weiner while your gf watches.

[Anonymous No.19840067]

>>19831355
>all these fancy shit
or just some good ol' fashioned knee pads