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Rentfriends, what can I do to be a good landlord?

>> No.19826204

I'd rather do pic related than pay my landlord money

>> No.19826230

>>19826127
Can I unironically get tenants to blow/fuck me if I become a landlord?

>> No.19826240
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>>19826127
As someone with multiple hot young female tenants, I can say unequivocally I would never exchange rent for sexual favors. First off, you are looking at more than 20 blow jobs just to get 50% off, which doesn't solve the problem of a broke tenant, and second becomes a time commitment and scheduling problem. I'm busy, and if I'm collect in blowjobs instead of money, I have to work even more in other areas to make up the difference. Secondly, if a 3dpd is offering you blowjobs instead of rent, she's probably has all sorts of diseases and bad smells, even if she has an attractive face (will never compete with 2D, but I digress). Thirdly, blowjobs for rent assumes the momentary dopamine from a bj outweighs the endorphins of successfully navigating your real estate empire through tough times. Why convert money into blowjobs, when that money will be useful in acquiring cheap properties from other landlords that went broke from accepting rent BJ's during a recession? Honestly, it's a very silly meme.

>> No.19826243

>>19826230
Nah they cracked down on that in the UK, it was a whole big thing

>> No.19826246

>>19826230
Yes, not illegal as long as they're a consenting adult

>> No.19826327

>>19826243
Only reason they would crack down is because they cant collect taxes on blowjob based transactions

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>>19826240
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>> No.19826484

>>19826127
A $1,200 blowjob? That’s a pretty good deal for her.

>> No.19826515

>>19826484
I paid that once :(

>> No.19826626

>>19826230
only if you don't force anyone. I would record audio to them consenting

>> No.19826655

>>19826515
Same. Landlord here. I've gotten bjs from my tenants on 5 different occassions.

>> No.19826681

>>19826240
Right, but if you want to get an escort for a whole night(like I do biweekly) it'll come out to nearly a months rent around 1-1.5k

>> No.19826897

>>19826681
Why would you get one for a whole night? The whole point is that they go away when you’re done.

>> No.19826917

>>19826240
>will never compete with 2D
Absolutely based

>> No.19826926

>>19826127
Worth it once in a while to help her out. Plus if she thought about it she probably got off on it even though she may pretend not to.

>> No.19826951

Who in their right fucking mind would do something like this today? Especially in an incoming depression and metoo climate?

This is why you have a property management company to handle the day-to-day affairs of tenants and rents instead of doing it yourself. Have the middleman deal with it.