How do I gamble €5k with fun

[Anonymous No.19811062]

I was able to amass 5k of net worth in the last months
It’s not enough to buy a good car, or change my life but it could if gambled the right way

What are some gambles I could take with it that would also be fun for me to live through?

No shitcoins/crypto please, I know this is a gold opportunity for you pajeets all around the world, please abstain

[Anonymous No.19811081]

>>19811062
*teddit spacing, yeah fuck off

[Anonymous No.19811117]

>>19811062
5 $1000 hookers

[Anonymous No.19811135]

>>19811117
How is that a gamble you faggot

[Anonymous No.19811254]

>>19811135
African roulette, pick one of 6 hookers to suck your dick. One of the 6 is a cannibal.

[Anonymous No.19811666]

>>19811062
Online poker.

[Anonymous No.19811935]

>>19811666
it's just either bots or nerds who've been cooming and studying the game for 10 years you're against, it's not gonna be that exciting to lose against them
but you gave me the idea of IRL poker, that could be fun just a trip at the casino

[Anonymous No.19812055]

>>19811935
>needing to study poker for 10 years
You know it's a pretty simple game with simple statistics right? you just need to open a chart with the stats on your second monitor and you're set.

[Anonymous No.19812123]

>>19812055
I have been a professional poker player for three years and and we printed money with people like you
Don’t play

[Anonymous No.19812289]

>>19811062
The virgin black jack vs CHAD craps

[Anonymous No.19812300]

>>19811135
Your gambling for stds

[Anonymous No.19812437]

>>19812289
I don’t think those games are fun’s there’s charts everywhere that can tell you the probability of you winning before you even start playing how’s that fun I want an experience I could talk other people about

[Anonymous No.19812451]

>>19812123
You obviously didnt do that well if you have a 5k net worth.

[Anonymous No.19812492]

>>19812451
I didn’t it was a logo time ago anon my life and my behavior and the things that I like have completely changed now but am I still conscious enough to keep in mind that the people who in the meantime stayed there and like the game will have evolved and will crush me

It really is a fun game if you’re into that sort of stuff

[Anonymous No.19812527]

go to your local indian mart and buy 5k in scratch-offs. unironically better than whatever you're planning

[Anonymous No.19812580]

>>19811062
You're a fucking moron if you can't see that cryptos are the superior way to have fun with your money. But since you want to gamble on retarded shit that you think is fun go bet on a horse race or something retarded like that. It will provide a few minutes of intense action followed by intense anger and defeat which is apparently what you want.

[Anonymous No.19812594]

Or, if your idea of fun is total monotony follow by minuscule gains then why not learn how to count a 5 deck shoe?

[Anonymous No.19812602]

>>19811062
100x short on bitmex, enjoy

[Anonymous No.19813688]

>>19812437
MUH COOOOOOOM BETS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19813765]

you can buy a lot of shit oil stock right now and either quadruple your NW or lose it

[Anonymous No.19815382]

>>19811935
I didn't know it was that bad. I remember a former Starcraft player making a living off it by playing like 25 games at once. He is a millionaire and lives in Malta IRRC. I guess you'll have to go with margin trading crypto. I can't think of anything else you can gamble that sum and make some satisfactory win that isn't entirely based on luck.

[Anonymous No.19815645]

Go to the Casino and play blackjack/craps and fuck 50yo milfs with tight gym bodies that practically live there on their husband's dime lol.

[Anonymous No.19815689]

All in to Statera

[Anonymous No.19816671]

Statera

[Anonymous No.19816686]

>>19811062
KSM or NOIA are pretty fun or buy RLC and join the weirdos shilling that shit with Vin Diesel memes