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19802461 No.19802461 [Reply] [Original]

Your Tyrant here. Who among /biz/ knows how to summon a succubus? Stand forth and post your erc-shitcoin address if you do, and whatever proofs you may provide. Cryptid supports summoners.

>> No.19802821

0x3120670B117855B54306c548216a4C25DC704982

>> No.19802968

>>19802821
Who are you!? Do you know how to summon?

>> No.19803048

lol your horrible at photoshop

>> No.19803127

>>19802461
I can teach you how for free. If you want to summon a succubus just go to any place with a lot of people. Loudly say that you sure wish you had a girl that you could spend your paychecks on making them happy. All succubus will approach you and you WILL be succ’ed dry.

>> No.19803254

>>19803048
Who? This wasn't made by your Tyrant.
>>19803127
I'm actually married to a woman. This is about helping the neets from /x/ who need a succubus waifu. I will code them if need be... in fact, I am coding them. Still, I need inspiration. Could you put this method in a better format?

>> No.19803296

>>19803254
Coding a succubus won’t work. It’ll just be code at the end of the day and no different from any other AI. You’re better off creating a summoning program, that is easily accessible and streamlines contracts so its not such a pain to form them.

>> No.19803317

>>19803296
Why not do both? The coded succubus will be an NFT and serve as a personal assistant and quest giver for the neet, and encourage them to /sig/ and to learn actual esoteric/occult works. Classics mostly, hermeticism, general lore, ect. I wonder if I could somehow raise the charisma score of these neets by doing this...

>> No.19803331
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>>19803296
>that thing I missed
>streamline contracts
>contracts
>SMART CONTRACTS
Is there a market for this? Faustian pacts on the blockchain? This sounds like a good idea.

>> No.19803417
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>> No.19803468

>>19803317
Well that depends on your intent. If intent is to just have a familiar to encourage neets then I guess that’s not a problem. Knowing that it is not a true pact would make me not take it seriously though.
Most people will never successfully execute a contract, usually due to errors they make in conducting it. If you could digitize the contract by and large and provide the program to neets they could summon their own succubus and not have to worry about messing it up.