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>>19802381Definitely not that boxy piece of soulless Marxitechture.
Unironically
>>19802381>>19802400Would be a cool vacation home or for house parties, but definitely not for everyday wholesome living
>>19802381This isn’t too bad for 650k. Real estate in this shithole state is dirt cheap
I want to buy a shit ton of property around people I hate and let them go to shit devaluing the rest of the property around them just to flex on some faggots. Meanwhile I'm living comfy in my conservative 300k house and never answer the door and only answer my phone for people I know.
>>19802464this is iceland right ?
>>19802446I hope you guys are just baiting me with these boxy jew houses.
>>19802479yes
>>19802381a wooden japanese style middle class house with a garage and no yard or a brick british style cottage
>>19802381that lighting is cancer, just rows of bulbs make me think of a grocery store. otherwise not bad.
>>19802488what about this then kek
>>19802381
>>19802488How’s this
>>19802520KYS if this is your actual taste in architechture.
>>19802542This is comfy to me:>>19802446Not this shit>>19802520
One day I will own my very own pod
My wife and I want to live out in the middle of nowhere in an offgrid tinyhouse
For me, brutalism.
>>19802532literally perfect
>>19802690that's a cave
>>19802690this but subterranean garage, keyless access.
>>19802690Got any interior pics, anon?
>>19802759there is no interior this is just a big rock
>>19802520>earns millions gambling fake internet money>chooses to live inside a water slide
>>19802563I've been eating oatmeal and beans all day. Just imagine what I could do in a place like this.
>>19802690UGHHH I need itHow much LOKI do I need for a place like this
Almost all of you have shit taste, KYS
I'm taking requests
>>19802381>imagine myself living in a house like that>realize I don't have any friends to invite over and all that seating space is just wastedWhen I make it at least I'll get fake friends for my money, r-r-r-ight guys??
>>19802440This, but with woods on opposite side of river only and grassland behind me for farming
>>19802476I like this move.
>>19802381If you ever waste money on comfort and just don't stay in your current place or invest in a more secure compound you're part of the problem
One of those RVs that cost as much as a lamboI already live in an RV so...
>>19802400>>19802488go buy a medieval castle you fucking spergimagine being such an insufferable faggot that you have a superiority complex about how cultured you arepeak loser
>>19804577OPs pos is a bit of a department store special tbf. There are genuinely ppl who would find the thought of living in that grating.
This, with a 400 acre back yard for growing pot and raising livestock.
>>19804072dammit that one is pretty nice, but fuck you anyways.
>>19805205>McMansion
>>19802690I really like the front, but I hate the back, what's with all the chimneys. "Casa Da Figueira" by Stemmer Rodrigues, btw.
>>19802690Yeah brutalist architect is so beautiful
>>19805254those are periscopes so you can see if it's night or day without leaving your windowless bunker
>>19804072>>19804072That looks nice and all but it's one of those interiors that's designed for max aesthetics and 0 practicality...I mean think about it... you're sitting in that couch watching some shit on Netflix, straining your neck from looking at an uncomfortable upwards angle and every time you want to take a sip from your hibiki, you need to stretch yourself towards that lowass table. And I'm not even going to start about that table in the back.
>>19805286based frenchbro
>>19805347Is this pic real?
>>19802488No one baits you. Actually no one gives a fuck about you.
>>19802381mine wouldnt be as grand but ascetics similar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIQlWkYijLM
>>19805381yes it's a dancing cat
>>19805429It says Hooters though
>>19805435Ah ok sry
something like this
>>19802439Where is it? looks nice
>>19802400based
>>19802381I hate houses, I don't feel safe in them. I lived my whole life in an apartment and I will enjoy having an entire apartment to myself. If I want to have a house I'll build it on top of a tower.
>>19802381A traditional stone farmhouse-style homestead, with a couple of large courtyards between the wings of my house/buildings, one for relaxing/entertaining, the other for work. It will be set on at least 12 hectares of land that will contain greenhouses, orchards, and a little stream running though the land.
>>19805574>>19805567I find it impressive and predictable how my tastes and mentality are completely 180 from most of 4chan.I should ask about /tg/'s tastes, I bet they would also differ greatly from the average /tv/, /b/, /co/, /v/ fag.
>>19802381At this point even owning any house is making it for me.Also you faggots need to stop with your fantasies of being rich since chances are you will not "make it" and you will be sad when that happens. Change your priorities babies
>>19805574Looks good anon. You should live in England. Oxfordshire is nice but pricey
>>19802381I'd have a "sleeper". Crack shack exterior, sterile interior.
>>19802464>get off my lawn!
>>19805588Not really, you should find the country vs city threads on /int/, plenty of people prefer the security and entertainment of cities to countryside.>>19805620England is too crowded for my taste, I prefer somewhere that actually has countryside left like Scotland.
>>19805660I live in Cornwall but you should try Devon if you are looking for space. Nice houses with lots of land around Dartmoor anon. Take a look
>>19805688I'll look into it, but being from the Norf, something about living in the south doesn't feel right to me. I feel like I would at least melt from the summer temperatures alone.
>>19804072Is that a house for midgets?
>>19805627I don't like that interiorI like the idea though
>>19805502Oklahoma
>>19805870Yes, so much this!
>>19804106Can you turn Chaz into a smouldering dickbutt cartoon?
>>19804140Yeah yeah fren, btw I need some tendies, can you buy me some tendies? Thanks fren, you're a real fren, fren
>>19805870I'd just fuck my wife in the front yard
>>19805894All the neighbours will be well armed and everyone loves bbq
>>19805909That's country living, it's just so much better for you
>>19802975Kek I would wander around each pod dropping stealth farts and then poo poo and pee pee all over the communal bathroom and kitchen areas. I'd find the most niggerish and crazy homeless people and give them money so they can stay in the pod too. Once I was kicked out I'd move on to the next shared living space and do the same again. Just to make these soiboi bugmens lives even more unbearable
>>19802439>neighbors in proximityI wouldn't want to live there for $200k if it meant living in the suburbs and dealing with retards who live nearby.
>>19805286>tfw you see it
>>19802563>The try-hard faggot in the top-right bunk who erased and rewrote his stupid name 7 times to try to impress the girls with his crooked cursive writing.This isn't grade 3 anymore, that shit wasn't impressive then and it sure as fuck isn't impressive now.
>>19802975Buy a family bucket of KFC for yourself, eat with as many spicy condiments as possibleOh god, that's going to be one aftermath once you've finally digested it
>>19805987This is one of those cursed images, I'm sure of it
>>19802705What if I told you thats not actually a window?https://www.mbandf.com/en/parallel-world/coelux-an-artificial-skylight-so-realistic-you-ll-believe-it-really-is-the-sun-shining-in-the-sky
>>19805408
>>19802428This show was spooky
>>19802440>River floodsNo thanks, not building that close to a body of water
>>19802400The presence of wood, water and earth colours is the opposite of soulless to me. That house is beautiful
>>19802381>whats your make it houseI'm really looking forward to surfing again
>>19805574I found one for you anon. Looks pretty similar
>>19802381What's the deal with wanting a gigantic fucking house if you're only 1 person? Unless you're planning to start a big family, don't buy one. You will live in it for a week and then you feel extremely lonely. You will also always feel like someone is hiding in the house at night.
>>19806434Is it safe round cabo San jose/lucas? I've heard of a few kidnappings. I'd like to go as it looks really beautiful
today will be a good day
>>19806546>he doesn’t want to flex on broke boiz with his 12 dedicated jerk off rooms
>>19806620>Is it safe round cabo San jose/lucas? I've heard of a few kidnappings. I'd like to go as it looks really beautifulViolence is definitely a concern but not a very big one, from my research it's mostly drug related and my bet is the local government will keep doing what it takes to keep tourism.Cabo gets 4 million tourists a year.Here is the MLS for Cabo maybe you'll find something you like in it ;)http://link.flexmls.com/onf1qjarosv,2?bypassframe=true
>>19802439thats actually expensive. i could get the same house in NE TN for $300k
>>19805326So this is my dream house, it was on the market for 16 mil a while ago, it was built during the gilded age in the 1890's. Funny story is the man who owned the house lost both of his sons on the titanic, and that was the end of his fortune. House is fairly isolated as well as you can see in the photo.
You people disgust me
>>19802479yes this is iceland in its entiry
>>19805284>sitting on the furnitureback hurting or something, boomer?
>>19805482looks /x/ creepy reminds me of this movie
>>19802690oof very nice, either that or something mediterran, maybe holiday home
>>19806070I want to invest in this shit!Does it replicate the UV and vitamin D?This could be the future.
>>19802563When I see places like this I immediately think that must be sad not been able to fart whenever you want>imagine the smell
>>19802400This. Those houses are terrible to actually live in.
>>19802381faggot metrosex shit>>19802439trash>>19802440admirable>>19802446modern garbage>>19802464based>>19802520ugly hotel lobby>>19802532ugly hotel bathroom>>19802563bugpilled>>19802568pathetic >>19802690devoid of all meaning, utter garbage>>19804072looks like ikea tried to rip off a mid-range jap apartment and failed>>19805205just looks like nuconstruct puke >>19805482A house with history, would be worth a total refurb. Good job.>>19805574Extremely based >>19807206I would love something like this but that is prob like 10mil or something crazyFuck every single one of you faggots who wants to live in a jewed out modern/contemporary bullshit brutalist nondescript goybox, those are worse than cheap fucking suburban shoeboxes
>>19806546Right? I just need a pool, that’s it.
>>19809258how do I know you're a poorfag?
>>19809682>having a preference for traditional architecture is an indication of being a poorfagHaving an interest in modern styled architecture is a key indicator of bad taste, herd mentality, status seeking milquetoast drones.
>>19802381i say this in almost all of these threads but its impossible to truly OWN a home in any country. you will always be forced to pay an annual property tax. the way around this is with a SHIP. your making it target should be something like a 70ft ship.
>>19810056incredibly basedanything else is nupeasantry
>>19802690Why do places like this cost so much? Why isn't pored concrete walls on concrete slab super cheap? Materials and labor should be cheaper then standard stick. Construction is basically the same as your standard parking garage or many office or warehouse buildings.
>>19802464based Björk
>>19805326Here's a tour of the mansionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeCf1sDAbj8
ITT money cant buy taster8
>>19813111
>>19813125The one in the cartoon looks a lot nicer, they screwed it up a bit.
>>19802381Do you guys wear shoes at home? I find that I can't concentrate unless I'm actually wearing shoes. Not slippers or sandals, like shoes I would actually go out with.
>>19805326Holkham Hall? Been there, place is fucking massive
>>19802381I like antebellum homes. Something about them.
>>19813140If they replaced that shitty gravel with grass it would go a long way
>>19809258faggot metrosex shit>>19809258trash>>19809258admirable>>19809258modern garbage>>19809258based>>19809258ugly hotel lobby>>19809258ugly hotel bathroom>>19809258bugpilled>>19809258pathetic>>19809258devoid of all meaning, utter garbage>>19809258looks like ikea tried to rip off a mid-range jap apartment and failed>>19809258just looks like nuconstruct puke >>19809258A house with history, would be worth a total refurb. Good job.>>19809258Extremely based>>19809258I would love something like this but that is prob like 10mil or something crazyFag
>>19806070how could you mislead us like this ;_;
>>19807620couldn't you find a gif of a chick with a bigger ass?
I am a sucker for the southwestern style houses that look like a bunch of super-imposed cubes attached.
>>19813439Based
>>19802464Wow that’s the dream
>>19802532Thats coelux. Artificial window for all your basement dweller needs. Only 40k USD
This is the cringiest thread ever.
this is a dream
>>19805567based and gargoyles pilledhttps://youtu.be/CjI0TdvVbqI
>>19805574I like the idea of a "complex" more than an individual home. Gives more space for specialized areas (gym, studio, wunderkammer, etc).
>>19805574Pretty sure that place is mega Haunted
>>19809258you have tastes of an incel"hurr I just want to get away from normie douchebags who bully me, hurr popular is bad"pussy fag
>>19810056having a preference for "muh traditional" architecture is indication of being an incel
>>19810056Because contemporary architecture is pleasing to my eyes, does that mean I'm a sheep? Thats a very narrow-minded perspective anon.
>>19816436>you have tastes of an incel>"hurr I just want to get away from normie douchebags who bully me, hurr popular is bad">pussy fag
>>19802400>>19802488poorcel vargcel cope
>>19802690Looks like an xbone
>>19802381precisely this one
>>19816598nope, neckbeards don't type like thatneckbeards never say words like "pussy fag"the image doesn't fit and you know it
>>19809258>>19810056you might think you have a ""preference."" what you really have is a /pol/ mindbug. your opinions don't approach even a dilettante level of aesthetic appreciation or discernment. not to mention you probably no nothing of the formal development of architecture in the 20th century. but somehow it's always peasants like you making lists. it's so funny.
>>19816802fuck off I already cashed out from bitcoin and bought that home
>>19802381A bunch of normal houses/flats with 2/3 bedrooms and a nice bathroom all over the world so I can travel wherever I want every 3 months and not pay any taxes.
small house with a big garden for my 10 dogs
>>19802381Something mediterranean and rustic like Geralt's estate at the end of witcher 3.
>>19818123The nightlife would suck, I imagine
>>19805770Choose life.Choose a job.Choose a career.Choose a family,Choose a fucking big televisionChoose washing machines, cars,Compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterolAnd dental insurance.Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.Choose a starter home.Choose your friends.Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.Choose a three piece suite on hire purchaseIn a range of fucking fabrics.Choose DIY and wondering who youAre on a Sunday morning.Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbingSprit-crushing ga me showsStuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.Choose rotting away at the end of it all,Pishing you last in a miserable homeNothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,Fucked-up bratsYou have spawned to replace yourself.Choose your future. Choose life.
>>19802381Either an Italian villa with a view like this or a mid-century modern home in the Punta del Este area. As long as I've got enough space to make a proper home gym, a pool, and far away from any neighbors, I'll be happy. Additionally, I'm favela proofing the house. I'd have a 15ft spiked, electric fence that was covered by trees and in the event, someone does manage to hop over the fence, they'd be met with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV3L3I1dJqI.. If you try to sneak onto my property, you're leaving in a body bag.
most of us will never own a house in our life, feels bad man
>>19802563>night time comes>all you can hear is the bugmen quietly masturbating and trying to hope no one notices I really hope this is some kind of novelty hotel not somewhere people permanently live.
>>19818311>based.
>>19818311uncle_ted_vs_npcs
>>19814318this as a vacation home in albuquerque or palm springs/joshua tree>>19807206not mad>>19806434something like this or santorini with a private balcony overlooking the beach where i can fly in and impregnate/disappear filipino women in a country with a low age of consent. my own epstein dream estate
>>19816329If I had that house I’d legally change my name to lord licorice and act like a leather wearing pirate faggot all over town.
>>19816572This, but in Maine
>>19818493>something like this or santorini with a private balcony overlooking the beach where i can fly in and impregnate/disappear filipino women in a country with a low age of consent. my own epstein dream estateremember to freeze your penis like he was going to...we lost a great man
a bunker bro setup
>>19802381How does this house deal with rain and insects
>>19818765Look at the ceiling and the floors, there are tracks where you can slide the wall out to enclose the living spaces
>>19818311>>19802563Looks like a youth hostel to me, not an actual house.
>>19802520I am not Shamu you absolute tard
>>19816572Would be cool if it wasn't in M*nnesota.
>>19802690CCCP called niger, it wants its house back
>>19807509...but it's not icy
>>19802959Underappreciated, hearty laughs
>>19807467Don't worry, none of these scammer faggots will make it, ever. That ship sailed more than two years ago.
>>19804072Gay, looks like an upscale hotel room
10 aces3 acres farmable
My goal is to live like Tyrell or Wallace from bladerunner 2049
is there a board where they share pics similar to thos? cuz i like what i see and would love to see more.
>>19819770Reddit > https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/
>>19813311>all that wasted space
>>19818837No people actually live in those things
>>19818837>>19820102Forgot linkhttps://sf.curbed.com/2019/6/5/18653890/podshare-tenderloin-san-francisco-coliving-bunkbeds-startup
Heidegger's thinking place looks comfy as fuck.
>>19813140probably copyrighted
>>19818928That part of MN is away from all the joggers
>>19802381Renting moderate places around Europe and Asia. Owning is silly to me. I plan to sell my 100k DMG at $10 and just relax for 10 years.
>>19805987What a fag
>>19804072Looks comfy for a midget
>>19819949>wasted
>>19802563how the fuck are you supposed to get laid in these? everyone would see.
>>19802568damn man, that’s my dream. hope you pump out some kids too.
>>19805286>living in a hotel lobbymodern architecture is so cringe >you’re against progress no, incrementally improve existing things that have stood the test of time and look beautiful. don’t throw the baby out with the bath water and think you can abandon principles and come up with something totally original>muh sleek, muh apple-esque elegancefuck off
>>19821432You must be a faggot.
>>19821505name a single thing wrong with living in an off the grid tiny house with your wife. >you can’t
>>19802464Thats my favorite spot in Rust
>>19821527She will leave you for being a pathetic peasant unable to acquire resources. How the fuck would you raise kids in that little outhouse?
>>19821417My guy I think you're on the wrong website
>>19802568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eO8pPQs7Tk
>>19821896lol i think you’ve been online too much to think all women are like that. women are the ones that invented the tiny house phenomenon. >being able to afford self sustaining electricity on a huge plot of land>no resources you what nigger? they probably just like the minimalist lifestyle. >>19822052nah i’ve only been laid once in my life, i belong here. my coombrain is just always thinking of sex logistics when i see stuff like that.
It's not only the house, but the placehttps://www.hendrichrealestate.com/en/luxury-homes/villen/zeitlose-herrschaftliche-villa-in-traumhafter-aussichtslage
>>19805286Who dat old man?
>>19806070>$60,000 per light
>>19813125sneed
In an ideal world, an updated to modern standards Roman villa so I can larp as a Roman even more.Modern standards being better insulation, electricity, etc.
>>19802428It was unironically a rather comfy house
>>19805567eurofag? like most people in cities here I live in an apartment as well and never lived in a house, kinda like it if they're low rise and in brick, but I find rowhouses to be pretty chill
>>19822569It's quite remote but finally some kind of good mix between old fashioned and new
>>19823060Then a large house that serves as a BOL, brick/stone with metal roof, bunker, orached, farm, large out buildings with a bunch of mills, lathes, presses, etc. A few planes, an oil well, an a armory that would make Ted Nugent nervous
>>19821524Actual pod living, unlike the LARP pods that liberal white kids from rich families love to play in.
>>19821417>how the fuck are you supposed to get laid in these? everyone would see.Implying they get laid for any reason other then being raped by niggers at the BLM rally they attend.
>>19813091Was probably designed by a Jewish architect.
>>19807206I thought that was Dianne Feinstein's house for a moment.
>>19802381since some years ago i've wanted the typical new york penthouse, but deep down, i know i dream about a fucking castle.
>>19802439>McMansion developmentTo each their own.
I'd love to be here
>>19823917That's me with my head in the grass.
>>19809258Correct on all of this but the brutalist one. Most anons are surprisingly tasteless.
>>19802381>getting a house that can never rent long term>having to pay property taxes>pay hoa>pay for upkeep>maintenance>insuranceNone of you will ever make it.
>>19823917Winner.
>>19802381Reeks of tasteless frat boy pretension. Straight from the drawing board of a copycat architect with a cluttered mind and a bugman soul. Home Depot can lights all over the place set an ambiance that screams Cosmic Horror.
>>19802532Shitty Beige made in China rendering
>>19818272The house is very nice. You are extreme murrican cringe.
>>19818687
>>19824473Looks like something out of The Fountainhead. I like it.
>>19802381Doesn't matter, when I have my own home I will have made it in my book
>>19821527>name a single thing wrong with living in an off the grid tiny house with your wife.It's not living in an off the grid house with your tiny wife
I plan on buying Versailles Palace with my stackerino.
>>19802428i never even watched the show and didn't know the name of it but somehow i still knew what show it was from
>>19802959THx for the kek
>>19804577>go buy a medieval castle you fucking spergi absolutely would
>>19821524apple factory in choina?
>>19802381Right where I’m already living.
>>19813241Lynnewood Hall(US), it has been abandoned for quite a time.
>>19802381Small house, big yard.
I will build a house in the same shape as Chainlink's cube.
refurbished, isolated lighthouse on a giant cliff opening into an endless sea. i can't find a good pic of what i saw before. that was the dream.it was kinda like >>19802464it's been my dream home for over a decade so far
>>19805688Did a couple of short choir residencies at Exeter and Gloucester cathedral. Travelled around Devon a bit to spots like Dartmoor, Whitecombe, Brixham, Salisbury, etc... I gotta say that’s one of the most beautiful areas in the world. Truly feels like home away from home
buying a house in the blacked west lol buy a fucking boat pic related
>>19802381Greek islands all day.
>>19822742+1 to larping as a Roman, but as an actual Roman circa 200AD and not some neoclassical 18th century dipshit.
>>19802381This is the sort of house you bring your friends and a bunch of whores to, this isnt a home
>>19802400redpilled
>>19802464that island geology is bad, i'd buy one if it was flat and closer to sea levelsmall house, and a pack of german sherperds
>>19805574is the tractor painted on the wall?
>>19806021Opper gangman style
>>19814318This. Pueblo style master race
>>19806546I want to be able to run around my house like a mad man.
Bathroom goals
Anywhere no niggers are
>>19805347That is a woman.
>>19802381Hopefully a retro modern house on the high hill top.Alternative: an ugly bulky gated fortress that luxurious on the inside with a 6 car garage.