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>> No.19795290
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BYFC TO THE MOON MY NIGGAS

>> No.19795298
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Maybe the markets are like weight loss?

>> No.19795321

WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH TOMORROWS OPTIONS EXPIRING

>> No.19795327
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https://sullivansayssocal.com/sugarmans-hostile-bid-for-broadway-federal-counts-villaraigosa-as-front-man/

Anyone wondering why BYFC isn't mooning can thank this faggot

>> No.19795331
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I found him like this. Any feedback before this becomes the final version?

>> No.19795332

>>19795298
>Being fat in 2020

>> No.19795336
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OH KEK GRANT ME GAINS AND DUBS IN THIS FINAL HOUR

>> No.19795339

>>19795275
kek. Looking at the 1 min chart for spy is pretty funny. Looks like the sellers are winning the battle at 3100.

>> No.19795346

>>19795321
BYFC breaks through $10 meanwhile indices flounder and crash

>> No.19795350

>>19795332
ye?

>> No.19795352

>>19795290
UONE is up 120%. I chose the wrong one.

>> No.19795355

>>19795290
where do you think it'll peak?

>> No.19795366

>>19795350
:(

sorry for you're genetics or eating issues

>> No.19795370

I've gained 45 lbs since lockdown started in March. How fucked am i?

>> No.19795375
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REVERSE COCK AND BALLS FORMING

>> No.19795387

SPY is going to pump to 312 soon, probably go way over it

Also, don't buy BYFC. It will probably hit like 2.30 AH and dump in market open tomorrow.

>> No.19795388

>>19795375
Shit this means we’re about to get shafted

>> No.19795390

BYFC to the moon

>> No.19795394

>>19795375
oh noooooo

>> No.19795397

>>19795366
Shitty genetics. Hating myself for it every day.

>> No.19795402

>>19795370
I'm sure someone would want your boi pussy.

>> No.19795407

BYFC isn't going anywhere. Drop your bags before they get any heavier.

>> No.19795408
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I bought Real Matters. TA said go i dunno. This is very boring market day.

>> No.19795410

>>19795290
BYFC is actually gaining Robinhood users.
June 18- 900 Users
June 19-5300 Users
June 20- ???

whoever is in BYFC definitely got in early and the major shareholder who is trying to supress the price for a lowball buyout will get buttfucked.

Reddit is in BYFC as well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHoodPennyStocks/comments/hbdgc4/historically_black_broadway_federal_bank_byfc_in/

>> No.19795411

>>19795375
Heh

>> No.19795417

>>19795388
The question is: what color will the dildo be?

>> No.19795419

>>19795387
Wizards are fucking gay so I don't believe you, maybe if you were a necromancer

https://youtu.be/ruzEXUTYUtQ

>> No.19795426
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>>19795410
Chart showing robinhood users

>> No.19795429

>>19795407
Shut the fuck up

>> No.19795431

>>19795352
Patience

>>19795355
$15 unironically
It’s being blown up on Reddit and Twitter

Someone in the PTG thread suggested we should email the msm about the cracker suppressing the nog bank to get this thing to shoot further up

>> No.19795437

>>19795397
That's funny and total bullshit. The difference between like the worst 10 percent metabolism on the planet to the top 10 percent is less than 50 calories a day.

Of course 50 calories a day adds up over the years, but don't act like you are that disadvantaged.

>> No.19795439

Put 250 into byfc and pray for moon or dont be a fucking idiot and waste money? Hmm...

>> No.19795440

>>19795387
There's a lot of upward resistance at 310. Unless there's a bunch of buyers I don't see it making 312 again today. Bad news is coming out about Rona.

>> No.19795443

>>19795375
That's limp windsock formation.

>> No.19795445

>>19795426
I have made it a point to avoid anything with large or sudden increases in robinhood interest

>> No.19795454

It's just going to be pinned tomorrow too because of triple witching right? I might not make any moves at close

>> No.19795458

BYFC to $10+

>> No.19795457

>>19795366
>>19795397
putting on fat easily is actually great genetics
it's just this whole modernity thing that is bad for humans in terms of staying at a healthy weight.

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>>19795429
You fucked up, son. Stop trying to drag other people in to your mistake.

>> No.19795463

>>19795397
>muh genetics
Stop eating more calories than you burn, fatass.

>> No.19795462

>FAUCI TO TESTIFY BEFORE SENATE HEALTH PANEL ON JUNE 30: BBG

Ohhh boy that'll be good.

>> No.19795465

>>19795454
>triple witching
quadruple. i'm loading up on cash and vxx.

>> No.19795467

>>19795417
Blood red

>> No.19795468

>>19795437
It's not only the fat. It's shitty eyes and heart, I can't pass the medical to join the army, which is my ultimate dream.

>> No.19795470

>>19795445
Last chance to buy before we x15

>> No.19795478

>>19795397
Sorry fren, I havn't had to give a shit what I eat ever and I'm still a twig at almost 28

>> No.19795483

TZA time

>> No.19795482

>>19795327
God bless him. Fuck niggers

>> No.19795489

>>19795459
This is a meaningless picture.

>> No.19795493

>>19795468
Neither could Captain America, but he didn't stop trying. Go watch Gattaca and don't save anything for the trip back.

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>>19795426
when did robinhood start controlling the market

>> No.19795501

>>19795465
ooooohhhh I didn't think about VIX, do you think there will be a spike right at open, I don't want to hold that shit for to long

>> No.19795512

>>19795327
Sugarman? That's an interesting name, wonder what the origin is

>Americanized form of Ashkenazic Zuckerman

Of course

>> No.19795513

>>19795397

I grew up fat. I drank ridiculous amounts of soda and watched TV all day because my parents didn't give a shit. I'm now skinny as fuck with no stretch Mark's or anything else where people can tell I used to be fat. It took a long time but you can do it. I lost the last 10 lbs this year, I decided to train for a half marathon, I was already eating about the correct number of calories for my weight/height but when I started running regularly the weight really went off.


Also, I lost most of that weight while drinking alcohol regularly. You don't have to be perfect but you do have to be better and start making changes.

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>>19795462
Fuck that tiny schyster. I'm going back to bed.

>> No.19795518
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CLF CHEAPIES

LAST CHANCE TO GRAB UNDER 6

HOLD COMFY TO 10+

>> No.19795519

>>19795346
>>19795390
>>19795426
>>19795429
>>19795431
>>19795458
The Jews from r3ddit are now conducting a pump and dump on /smg/ for this. You faggots are pathetic

>> No.19795531

>>19795519
Look I hate niggers, but I’ll make money off of nigger stocks anyday. Stay mad

>> No.19795537
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Am I going to have to word filter BYFC

What is this nigger owned company that is being shilled by some discord reddit group right now?

>Under 50 million market cap

Clear P&D bullshit

>> No.19795538

>>19795519
Right? Why would anyone trust a nigger to handle their money, they're not jews

>> No.19795540
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>>19795331
Added a little shadow.

>> No.19795545

>>19795397
Start doing coffee/salt enemas. The inflammation in your stomach is years if shit/parasites/ yeast burrowing into tour intestinal Lining- setting up shop to live off the nutrients that pass by. That is why you get fat

>> No.19795548

>>19795501
I'm using it because i decided to get out of ultra heavy cash about a month ago. It's mostly to protect from a sudden drop. I want to be more heavy in deflation protection but I think picking when to reenter and get under 50% cash is the better move instead of grabbing more divvy kings and bond funds.

>> No.19795550

>>19795512
>a jew keeping /biz/nessmen from making money off of BLM
Why am I surprised? I hope reddit and robinhood break this guy

>> No.19795557

PCG rocketship tomorrow

You've been warned.

>> No.19795565
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>>19795537
If it persists after the PnD, I'll swap out BIP or NET for it. SHIPS is likely to replace BAM

>> No.19795566
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SQQQ just noticed this huge vol spike of 43 mil on 6/12....someone bet big on it.

>> No.19795567

>>19795518
pls no, i got made fun of for tankers too.

>> No.19795570

PACD going to $2 EOM

>> No.19795571

>>19795457
I’ve wondered how naturally skinny people even still exist. Like, you should have been the first to die in famine.

>> No.19795572

>>19795494
lmao that pic hits hard

>> No.19795574

I'm new to theta strats. Why does it keep being the case that the people I sell to tend not to execute the option when they are in the money? Greed? The idea that "oh well it's just my premium? Sold covered Wendy's call and it's been 25% ITM for weeks and now the guy has let it go to only 7% ITM on the final day and hasn't executed. Am I missing something? Are option buyers pure degenerates who just like burning money? I'm about to collect my full premmie off of selling a put that was ITM 10%. What are these people doing?

>> No.19795576

When is CLF's Q2 results? It should be soon, right?

>> No.19795577

Today sucked. I'm eating crab tonight and pretending that I'm killing the market while stabbing the meat with a fork.

>> No.19795585

Why is WFC being so fucking shitty. Just fucking go up

>> No.19795590

>>19795387
SPY looks like it's going to dump into the close to me. tomorrow will be a massive sell-off.

>> No.19795592

>>19795537
Imagine not wanting to make money from BLM activist retards trying to pump up black owned businesses. Imagine still trading on fundamentals in 2020.

>> No.19795600

>>19795567
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

>> No.19795602

>>19795585
banks are about to get BTFO

>> No.19795605

Any options or stocks I should get into? Premiums are still too high for anything beyond July and the decay for July also moves down harder. It's like all those stocks are teetering on the edge. Cant even make a move as it looks like it can go either way now especially with Jerome suddenly behaving in a manner where it looks like he is purposefully trying to dump stocks

>> No.19795613

>>19795537
MOMMY KIM

>> No.19795615

>>19795545
Are you a doctor

>>19795571
high metabolism = taller, bigger, stronger, more energy for your brain
I think
I'm not a doctor

>> No.19795617

>>19795602
No they aren't

>> No.19795618
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>>19795592
YOU ARE A PRIME EXAMPLE WHY THE MARKET MUST CRASH TO SAVE ITSELF

>> No.19795619

>>19795605
SPACs seem safe, especially to long

opes, etc.

>> No.19795624

And just like that BYFC takes off

>> No.19795625

Donald Pump is speaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGce64vusXs

>> No.19795627

>>19795592
Truely memes now rule the world. The boomers are losing control of reality. We rule now.
Look at me. This is my planet now.

>> No.19795637

>>19795625
AND NOW HE'S SUCKING NIGGER COCK

>> No.19795640

>>19795618
Shut the fuck up, Bobo. You won't do shit.

>> No.19795643

>>19795624
I think it’ll take a hard dip at 1.90 or 2, and then we’ll be off to the races tomorrow

>> No.19795646
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>>19795600
I'll be buying more FRO as long as it sits under $8. I'll keep buying CLF under $6.5. I want GME under $3 and I'll snap it up again.

>> No.19795649

>>19795537
No real difference between it and CARV. Just that the Robinhood masses were shilled CARV more

>> No.19795654

>>19795457
Biggest fucking cope I have ever heard.
>>19795571
Are you retarded?

>> No.19795661

>>19795624
that shit isn't going anywhere
they are taking your money as you spend it

>> No.19795667

>>19795615
Anon doctors will tell you enemas are bad because they want you to get colon cancer so big pharm gets your wage slave $ to keep you alive. Your gut holds many emotions. Enemas can help clear your mind of past events (ptsd-like). It really is like a drug but it’s not, it’s literally improving your physical and mental health. Just the act of the enema itself deters many people from ever trying it. I hate homosexuals with my life force, but enema’s aren’t gay

>> No.19795677

This is the longest most drawn out bear trap I've ever seen. Next week we're going to take back off like a rocket ship. $350 SPY 7/3

>> No.19795678

so is this nigger bank worth investing in? why do you all think it's going to moon?

>> No.19795684
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look at them lining up to take your money and you're trying to drag other people into this to try to punch through

GTFO while you can

>> No.19795686
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19795686

What does /smg/ use instead of Robinhood?

>> No.19795688

>>19795678
Because Reddit is hellbent on making black owned stuff successful

>> No.19795692

>>19795678
>1 post by this ID at market closing hours
You low IQ niggers insult us with your stupidity shilling

>> No.19795694

Trump just said that we're not seeing a V-shaped recovery, we're seeing an I-shaped recovery, straight fucking up

>> No.19795695

>>19795667
hmmmm
that sounds very logical
how many enemas do you have per month

>>19795677
you gonna get crabbed on forever

>> No.19795698

>>19795677
>baggie is a bull now.
bearish.
>Donald Dump is bragging about the indexes
super bearish

>> No.19795700

>>19795646
Same, good dividend plus upcoming uncertainty in the oil market.

>> No.19795704

>>19795678
How new are you?
We don't do analsister on meme stocks anymore

>> No.19795706

>>19795654
>Are you retarded?
This. I'm pretty sure it's the opposite in the case of famine. You would probably want to go about eating the fat people first.

>> No.19795709

>>19795678
Because every other publicly traded black owned company has been mooning.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-17/-buying-black-spurs-huge-gains-in-carver-bank-urban-one-shares

The only reason BYFC hasn't yet is because some Jew is trying to suppress the stock price to do a takeover but he can't hold out against all of Reddit forever.

>> No.19795711
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my bags are heavy bros

>> No.19795712

>>19795684
Damn the Juden don’t want it to happen

>> No.19795714

>>19795654
What a pathetic weightlet.

>> No.19795716

>>19795592
Lol that black owned businesses are going to be gone come November. Invest in guns for yourself and gun/ammo company stocks.

>> No.19795717

>>19795678
It did last night after hours. I guess people are wagering that it will go off like CARV

>> No.19795722

>>19795678
It’s ok for a pump but what do they run their business on ? Niggers and millennials spent their money on useless shit and not a nice house loan or w/e

>> No.19795726

>>19795686
Wealthsimple

>> No.19795732

>>19795574
There's no reason to execute it when you can still sell it for more than the current executable value

Most likely it has changed hands multiple times before reaching expiration

>> No.19795742

>>19795619
My spac pick for the moment is CCX. Year into its lifespan, good size and the existence of CCXX makes me think they're nearing a move.

>> No.19795745

>>19795617
it starts with DB
just wait and see.

>> No.19795752

>>19795745
is it actually happening? how many more days?

>> No.19795753

SHIP is mooning

>> No.19795758

Thought that was Jeff Bezos on stream for a sec

Also, BYFC is at 1.75, it aint getting any lower, if you want to get in on it--which I don't advise--get it now

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>>19795557
ok but why though?

>> No.19795764

>>19795574
I don't know how it is in other brokers, but exercising an option early is a pain to do on Robinhood.

>> No.19795769

>>19795585
why should it go up?

>> No.19795771

>>19795711

what u holdin

>> No.19795773

>>19795686
I use TDA Ameritrade
I really like it :)

>> No.19795779
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Why is it not crashing!? I know the Fed, but they can't keep this up forever, right?

>> No.19795790

>>19795758
I second this. If you are going to get in, the time is now.

Good luck with it. I am too spooked to try it.

>> No.19795795

>>19795654
Can you actually explain it though. People who are unable to gain weight no matter how much they try have a significant survival disadvantage, which is why it’s rare.

>> No.19795803

>>19795779
*jpow laughing in the distance*

>> No.19795805

>crab week, flat day
>i'm up 10k
how do i make my portfolio into an etf to sell

>> No.19795809

>>19795779
>le forward looking
but unironically. they're assuming this is a natural disaster model. If we even catch a scent of closing again, we're going to lose at least half of the retracement's gains in a snap.

>> No.19795811

>>19795779
The market is where money velocity disappeared into, especially after 2008. We never got out of the 2008 recession

>> No.19795813

>no buy volume at all
>SPY finally drops a half %
>JUST enough buy volume magically appears to bring it back to the exact same level as before
Is this the Fed being gay?

>> No.19795816

Give me a reason not to buy 100 shares of DFS and just sell covered calls every week until it goes back to normal.

Soon I won't be able to day trade as I won't be working from home anymore. I need a strat I can set and forget now. Making 35% of my portfolio, losing all my gains and then some and then reaching an ATH for my total account value has been fun. But I need to go back to grinding the 9-5 and making it look like I'm working.

>> No.19795820

>>19795805
Would buy

>> No.19795826
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SHIP finally leaving port heading to the moon

>> No.19795831

*goes to bed*

>> No.19795833

>>19795752
>days
no it will take at lest 2-3 more weeks at the earliest. look we're already hearing more about increased cases, despite the warmer months. they want a 2nd lockdown. banks are fucked because of debt, not even neg. rates can help this situation. this is the year of a huge market meltdown. worse than the march drop. what you're seeing right now is massive delirium, panic-buying, irrational exuberance.

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>>19795779
American companies don't need to make money anymore. American people don't need to work anymore.

We'll just keep taking advantage of the rest of the world by importing their products in exchange for lolbux hot off the presses. Actually we won't even give them the lolbux, just IOUs for lolbux in the future. They can't do shit because USD is the world reserve currency.

There will never be any consequences for this.

>> No.19795837

>>19795820
right? didn't even do anything today. just woke up.

>> No.19795839
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>>19795275

Took some profits of the last economic cycle.
Am now starting to save at 7 ETF's.

Its a great feeling to not take care at stockpicking anymore desu.
Gonna still watchout for some stocks which get bogged

>> No.19795843

>>19795468
>Ultimate dream to join the Army
Holy fuck that's pathetic. At least you're underage and will realize what a waste of time it would have been.

>> No.19795844

>>19795758
I'll throw $100 at it. If it moons hard enough I'll use the gainz buy another gun. If it tanks, I'll lose no sleep.

>> No.19795847

uhhhhh

Hey guys,
Does NTDOY look like a blowoff top or just HODL?

https://stockcharts.com/c-sc/sc?s=NTDOY&p=D&b=5&g=0&i=t9521302948c&r=1592509396428

>> No.19795852

>>19795753
I JUST SOLD MY STOCK LIKE AN HOUR AGO WTFFFFG

>> No.19795858

>>19795813
no it's your friendly neighborhood wall st kikes at play

>> No.19795859

>>19795686
A telephone, I call my broker.

>> No.19795860

SHIP is going to sail us to the moon

>> No.19795877

>>19795833
yeah, based on price action today, it looks like the markets are getting positioned for deflation and WFH part 1 stage 2.

>>19795847
>NTDOY look like a blowoff top
if you're over exposed, take some profits. if you're not, hodl. it's pre-corona prep.

>> No.19795882

>>19795836
>American people don't need to work anymore.
i wish :(
god i was making more on unemployment than back to work

>> No.19795887
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PTON hit fresh new 52wk high despite continued economy fragility. all of their stores are still closed, or located at malls where they can easily be the target of more riots.

>> No.19795895

>>19795816
Covered calls that are set and forget use stupid low volatility underlying stocks
So (nearly) anything used in the SPLV for example

>> No.19795902

>trump just call covid the "chinese plague"

AHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

>> No.19795908

Why are SPY puts so expensive and calls so cheap?

>> No.19795913

>>19795908
because bears are about to get btfo like never seen before

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uh SHIP you seem to have taken a wrong turn on the way to the moon

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>>19795877
honestly, retail should be zooming higher but it's not. TGT down, COST down, despite being open continuously throughout the lockdown. Look at the low vol of CMG. tomorrow is the big day and start of huge red candles.

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>>19795908

>> No.19795922

>>19795837
What % move is that tho.
I have a 0.2% gain

>> No.19795931

Is HTZ, dare I say it, /pricedforperfection/?

>> No.19795942
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>he’s holding?
>Crab it

>> No.19795946

Three minutes until SPY rocketship

>> No.19795948
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19795948

>dump it
>pump it
>dump it
>dump it some more
>pump it a little bit
>dump it
>now really pump it to ATH
>now dump it again
>now unending crab
>now pump it really hard
>now dump it again
FUCK this shit
i can't stand this
how do i walk away from this
i managed for only a day

>> No.19795952

>>19795694
>Trump
he also did a call yesterday and now he's doing another speech. it's a sign of desperation. all he talks about is the stock market, and then his sadness about dead niggers. it's fucking stupid. he's losing my support personally. just another greedy fat boomer.

>> No.19795963

>>19795952
>it's a sign of desperation.
He’s just trying to draw attention away from Bolton’s book

>> No.19795964

>accidently buy calls instead of puts
>starts making money

ok, also why are all these Nebraska niggers here, we havn't even been hit by bat flu that hard

>> No.19795966
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>>19795698
Today's volume was the most bearish thing yet. It's eerie.
>>19795706
Kek.
>>19795714
>>19795795
A human body can't put on weight if it burns more calories than are consumed. Today we accept 2000 calories as a good estimate for the energy an average adult human needs. Fat people want to pretend like they're genetically endowed when in fact they're just retards with bad self control. Any human with out a metabolism problem will put on fat. Fat people aren't special, just disgusting pigs.
> People who are unable to gain weight no matter how much they try
These people have a metabolism problem. Like hyperthyroidism. You're right in saying they're disadvantaged, but they are an outlier. Most people have a perfectly fine thyroid, which means they have a normal metabolism. A healthy metabolism is plastic too, it can change to become more demanding or more conservative depending on the circumstances. Fat people today aren't genetically superior, they're just normal people who have eaten to much.

>> No.19795971
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>>19795942
happened to me tuesday
they got me good

>> No.19795973

>>19795952
>it's a sign of desperation
it's the start of his campaign trail while biden hides in the basement
i hate trump as a person, but he's going to win this thing without breaking a sweat unless dems try something else and soon

>> No.19795974
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>>19795948

Dude im sitting like 48hours straight in front of my pc . my eyes are hurting from this crab market.

>> No.19795977

>>19795963
why did he appoint bolton in the first place, heh

>> No.19795979

>>19795915
Sorry, engine went off for a sec, we are still on course to the moon, sir.

>> No.19795982
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19795982

Still trying to line up real world events with the recent peaks in the market
~ April 7th - The week the Fed announced it would relax limits on the levels of debt that Wall Street banks could take on
~ April 29th - JP spoke for the Fed press conference, kept rates low
~ June 5th - Unexpectedly upbeat jobs report

It seems like some 'buying the news, selling the rumor' shit but it's also looking kind of predictable. It looks like the current crab-into-upswing might take slightly longer but will likely be even larger unless something screwy happens before then. I'm guessing that the peaks are people catching on to relatively low prices and buying, followed by people selling at a relative top, which turns back into people catching on to newer relatively low prices, and then that oscillation cancels out and crabs for a week or two before starting over. Might sound crazy but I would love some sort of explanation for the obvious pattern

>> No.19795983

so


it's all been a crab

>> No.19795984
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19795984

I added PDC today

Still sitting on like $1000 in cash

>> No.19795996

>>19795779
The top companies are all monopolies, google, amazon, apple, microsoft who cares if they do more or less profit+zero interest rates.

>> No.19795998

>>19795973
>but he's going to win this thing without breaking a sweat

Yea, how fucking retarded is the democratic party for choosing biden? I mean, they're retarded for also choosing hillary, but god, Trump isn't winning because he's a good choice, he's winning because the dems keep choosing horrible candidates.

>> No.19796002

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19796003
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19796003

updating before the BYFC shills come back trying to steal more money
this thing isn't going anywhere

>> No.19796006

>>19795983
snibbed

>> No.19796014

>>19795974
I think there's something seriously wrong with my eyes, they're dry and hurt all the time and I've never had anything like this before

Good thing I lost my health insurance, thanks China

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>>19795290
Haha nice

>> No.19796026

>>19795998
i seriously thought hillary clinton was the only person on the face of the planet who could lose to trump, but they went and found somebody else

>> No.19796030

>>19795860
>SHIP finally mentioned on /smg/
You know it popped from .125 to .22 like a week and a half ago right? It's consolidating now. I'm getting back in once it dips below .15 again

>> No.19796033
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19796033

>trump on twitter while people speak to him

LMAO

>> No.19796037

>>19795913
pretty sure the average week for the last 12 years was bears getting btfo

>> No.19796041

holy shit what the fuck is this volume?

>> No.19796042

>>19795973
biden went out and knelt with the blacks like a boomer cuck then disappeared again. he'll get the black and slut vote but so did hillary and she lost. my concern is that trump is a shabbos goy and not true to his word.

>> No.19796043

>decide to go through tickers on the bizdex on stocktwits
>the absolute near identical hopium from all the bagholders
IVR and GNUS are real treasures

>> No.19796044

two days of crabbing with low volume
crash comes this friday, boys
buckle up, because this train has no breaks

>> No.19796047

>>19795916
>>19795966
yeah, it's spooky. I bought a Monday 290 spy put for kekkies at $0.17. Maybe i should get more, last time i felt like this i bought 100 GME at $2.7. Too bad i didn't feel confident enough to grab 1000.

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>>19795963
Bolton must have really been mad at Trump's refusal to invade Iran
He really hit Trump with everything he's got. Very messy stuff. It will be interesting to see what happens as this next news cycle plays out

>> No.19796049

Holy shit, we're gonna end today with half the average volume for SPY.

>> No.19796050

>>19796041
Trump

>> No.19796058

>>19795913
idiot

>> No.19796059

>>19795974
IKTFB
stop this madness while you still can

i would give my gains back for peace of mind

>> No.19796061
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19796061

I'm voting for Biden

>> No.19796072

>>19796030
setting up limit orders

>> No.19796079

well only lost $20 today

>> No.19796080
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19796080

can't believe some people here got played by fucking REDDIT

>> No.19796085

What a shit day

>> No.19796087

>>19796050
Is trump pumping stocks on his phone whilst in meetings

>> No.19796088

0,03 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT BULLS????????

>> No.19796090

SPY die AH??

>> No.19796093

DING DING DING

>> No.19796094
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19796094

>+0.03%
IMAGINE BEING A BEAR

>> No.19796095

>>19795984
Based BAM let’s shoot this thing into the orbit

>> No.19796097

>>19796041
This day fucking sucked.

>> No.19796100

>>19796080
/smg/ is filled to the brim with brainlets, and i'm one of them. down $3k from puts.............................just

>> No.19796104

>>19794438
>>19794561
>>19795594
you're here m8? thanks a ton!

Now I need to figure out a formula

Long A Payoff: max(finalPriceA - startingPriceA - premiumA, premiumA)
Short B Payoff: max(startingPriceB - finalPriceB - premiumB, premiumB)

Long A >= Short B always

A up, B down:
>finalPriceA - startingPriceA - premiumA >= startingPriceB - finalPriceB - premiumB
>premiumA =< (finalPriceB + finalPriceA) - (startingPriceB + startingPriceA) + premiumB

Both up, A > B:
>finalPriceA - startingPriceA - premiumA >= premiumB
>premiumA =< finalPriceA - (startingPriceA + premiumB)

Both down, A > B:
>premiumA =< finalPriceB - (startingPriceB + premiumB)

never dealt options, will check back with you guys, feels arbitrage-y

>> No.19796107

>>19795387
oof, SPY got 3 cents away from 312, so close

>> No.19796112

>>19796080
Shut the fuck up retard. Look at all the other black stocks skyrocketting. Seriously fuck off "muh reddit boogeyman"

>> No.19796113

>>19796048
I’m not sure.

I think Bolton might actually have some dignity. It goes against how I used to view him, but I think he’s at the stage in his life where he knows he’s done, so he wants to set the record straight and die.

>> No.19796119
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19796119

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS!

Was ANYBODY smart enough to take my advice?!?

>>19788619

I fucking TOLD you dumb niggers!
>I've predicted things correctly in the past and I will be back to gloat about being right again.

>> No.19796120

These SPY puts are starting to wither ..

>> No.19796124
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19796124

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .17%, market profile is actually too flat to read properly. Remarkable. Very very slow day, no trades to speak of, looks like my GEO verty put spread is gonna expire itm, uhhhh, other than that not sure what's going on.

>> No.19796136

i predict
we are gonna pump tomorrow

>> No.19796141

>>19796124
10% motherfucker

>> No.19796143

>>19796112
>retard
post your BYFC average cost

>> No.19796147

>>19796124
Down 3%. I only make money in the after hours because my calls can't bleed me there.

>> No.19796149

>>19796124
-10%, all cause of kroger but its getting bids as we speak, just got mentioned on cnbc

>> No.19796154

>>19796124
I haven't checked numbers
but I'm probably down a bit in my RH and probably up a little bit in all of my other accounts

I bought XAR today

>> No.19796162

>>19796136
Yep. People bought so many puts, we are going to rocket.

>> No.19796163

>>19796124
bro what are you holding? your % is always so damn small i don't think i've ever seen you post higher than 2% in either direction

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>>19796124
+0.3%

My bags are so fucking heavy bros I need bigger green days than this

>> No.19796174

>>19796100
Im 3k down with my TVIX. I thought I had bought it at a reasonable price too.
>>19796124
1% down.

>> No.19796180

>hertz

>> No.19796182

>>19796119
>>19796141
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/apt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA

>> No.19796193

>>19796167
Have you tried selling covered calls?

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19796196

this is actually unironically bearish

>> No.19796198

Oh he bought
>sell

Oh he bought puts
>crab

>> No.19796199

>>19796124
Mostly sat in CCX all day while trying to discern whether /biz/ is bull or bear right now so I know which way it’s actually going. Picked up some SQ calls at the end of the day though.

>> No.19796205

>>19796119

shut up retard, make a trip if you're such hot shit

>WHY DIDN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS ANONYMOUS POST IN A SEA OF IDIOTS AND TROLLS??

>> No.19796208

>>19796119
yes because i trust a faggot with only 1 post in a thread

>> No.19796211

>>19796124
Down 0.22%. The crab is slowly bleeding me.

>> No.19796217

Should I buy UONE

>> No.19796218

>>19796196
how is it not crabbish
once we fill the pennant the market will go sideways forever

>> No.19796220

>>19796072
The last jump to .22 was off 400m volume while today's jump is off a measly 81m. Note how it topped perfectly at .20.

Sketchy as hell right now. I have faith it'll go way higher soon, but definitely not this week.

>> No.19796231

>>19796217
unless you're in on the PnD you will never be able to prepare for the rug pull

>> No.19796232

>>19796208
>>19796205
Hhahaha stay mad niggers!

It was common fucking sense and yous were too stupid to see it. Stay poor!

>> No.19796234

>>19795843
I'm not underage, nor pathetic. I have the academic performance needed for USAFA/USMA/USNA + extracurricular achievements (mostly contests). I can't get in due to health.

>> No.19796235

>>19796167
+0,36 but I ain’t even mad, alphabet takes such a huge chunk of my stocks and it’s the gains goblin today

>> No.19796238

>>19796124
I bought SHIP @ .175 and it fucking MOONED today.

Too fucking bad I only had 300 shares, so I'm only up 5 bucks.

>> No.19796250

>>19796217
I don't see why. You've missed the boat. If you weren't on the moon mission then don't hop on just to ride back to earth.

>> No.19796251

>>19796232
>being a dick
i hope you hold for the dump

>> No.19796261

>>19796143
$1.83 but I only bought 200 shares so I literally don't care if it goes to $0

>> No.19796264

>>19796251
I had calls which I've already sold though it's going past 20.

Hhaahahaha

>> No.19796266

I’m ready to throw in the towel, stocks really do only go up.

>> No.19796282
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19796282

IMAGINE BEING BULLISH RN KEK

>> No.19796284

>>19795494

This is me but with SPY

>> No.19796286

$BYFC
[15s. delayed] filed form PRRN14A on June 18, 16:09:34

>> No.19796288

>>19796238
>mooned
>+10%

You're one of the worst bulls i've seen

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>>19795426
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19796301

is anybody else's brain not working today? It's like i've been in a fucking fog for some reason.

>> No.19796308
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>>19796264
definitely going to 20
no way is this going to spike straight back down

>> No.19796314
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19796314

Imagine if you bought nothing but BAM, NET and RTX when it was being shilled at $40, $20, and $50

>> No.19796316

>>19795966
Also, just another bit of information, if you have hypothyroidism you will put on weight at an increased rate. This is due to having a diminished metabolism that doesn't breakdown the food you intake into energy. So, your body just stores it as fat and you feel lethargic. Thus, the person with hypothyroidism is just as screwed as a person with hyperthyroidism for getting the proper amount of energy they need. All things must come in moderation.

>> No.19796330

>>19796301
I've had that for a week
I think it's the 'rona, but I'm not sure

>> No.19796331

>>19796308
>no way is this going to spike straight back down
Famous last words before it spikes back down.
>>19796301
The CIA is using their microwave gun on me today as well.

>> No.19796332

At this point I think I'm just going afk on stocks. All they're doing is crabbing now after the fake pump on Monday last week. No actions makes it pointless for me to do anything directly with my stocks and options. Can't really buy anything as my strategy would get screwed if I buy too soon. Premiums are still too high for anything father out than 4 weeks. And anything that is 4 weeks or less is also high but rapidly dropping off enough that buying today will cost you noticeably more than waiting for another crab day tomorrow.

This is boring! My strategy literally requires patience at this point BUT the stocks aren't moving in significant ways AND option premiums for sooner dates are high and dropping hard but not hard enough to justify buying as if you buy 1 day too soon you'd likely be down 10% in a single day.

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>>19796301
ya i just went through 24 hours of hell that i attribute to masturbation just a little too close together and now my dopamine is leveling out now since i didnt fap yesterday or today

>> No.19796356

>>19796308
>Up +30%
>3 perfect tops at $17
>Still hasn't broken $17

Not yet, friend. Not yet.

>> No.19796358

>>19796234
Unless youre unemployable and so lacking in self discipline that you need it hammered into you by stronger men, then joining is always a bad idea. And even in that situation, there's a chance youll come out still unemployable except
fit and mentally ill.

>> No.19796364

>>19796314
Retards gonna retard. Can't change that

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>>19796331
>>19796356
i was being sarcastic
of course this shit is spiking straight back down
that's why i posted the chart

>> No.19796379

>>19796358
There are plenty of cool things you will never get to do anywhere but in the military. If that's what you really want, there is no alternative but joining.

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>>19796208
>>19796205
>For next time
>Called beautiful set-up to CODX a month ago

>>19796308
I never said right away fool

>> No.19796405

>>19796286
>PRRN14A
?? Filing for a vote?

>> No.19796420

Big boats are mooning.

>> No.19796429
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>>19796282
OH NO MISTER SPY!
DON'T FALL AND FUCKING DIE! That would suuuuck.

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Yo fuck anime.

>> No.19796431

Imagine if every day this week you bought on open and sold on close. I'm just holding and barely moving, but there has definitely been profit to be made.

>> No.19796445

>>19796163
I'm a large% cash right nao but holding enough beta that it's roughly equivalent to holding an index, you must not have been here last summer or Jan-Feb lol
>>19796301
I'm so sleepy baggie :(

>> No.19796448

>>19796401
fuck you dude you're trying to play every side of it
>i sold my calls hurrrrr
>but it's still goin to 20

>> No.19796452

>>19796405
Voting on merging with Lebron's personal company. New ticker will be BRON tomorrow morning.

>> No.19796455

>>19796282
A rare picture of JPow is his natural element

>> No.19796461

>>19796379
Best of luck to you then. If that's what you want then I genuinely hope it does you good.

>> No.19796468

>>19795686
Schwab

>> No.19796498

>>19796448
Man you're so butthurt you can't think straight. RELAX bro.

You want me to spell it out for you?

It's going to drop, when it does buy shares/calls, then we're going to 20+

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>>19796461
Thanks.

>> No.19796519

>>19796431
>imagine if you knew in advance which moves would be profitable and played them

Yes, quite

>> No.19796520

>>19796445
This is probably it. I keep getting the yawns and I was up at 5am for some reason even though I didn't go to sleep until post mid night... It's probably the glow niggers like >>19796331
said. I want nap time.

>> No.19796521

>>19796379
isn't that true of a lot of different jobs tho

>> No.19796522

>>19796405
idk what it is hoping one of you guys would

>> No.19796526
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>>19795275
Tired of losing money with options in this crazy market. Moving the fuck away from robinhood gambling and taking this daytrading shit for reals. Had great success with paper trading and i am really unemotional with my money (lost thousands this week and slept like a baby each night). Which me luck, lads. I know im going to make it, or die tryin

>> No.19796530

alright this shit is rigged as fuck. remember a month ago when people detected unusual options activities? someone was buying million dollars worth of KR puts last month?

and on the day of fucking through the roof record earnings, record cash holdings, millions in ultra low interest loans secured, new growth in market, so much growth they are hiring thousands of new workers and giving raises, new business plans including online and digital market, even accepting fucking welfare for delivery orders, new corona outbreaks and realization its not going away stockpiling surges, KR just decides to have a sell off and drop 5%?


this shit is insider played and manipulated as fuck

>> No.19796545

>>19795684
Where do I go to look at a list of orders like that?

>> No.19796556

>>19796530
Everybody and their boyfriend knew Kroger was gonna beat earnings. It was priced in.

>> No.19796567

>>19796530
>this shit is insider played and manipulated as fuck
you're not supposed to fight it, you're supposed to recognize that and just go with it bro. like seriously eventually you go with it enough you have enough cash to play puppet master and pull the strings your self.

>> No.19796574

>>19796521
It doesn't matter to me, I want to do shit that is only available in the military.

>> No.19796575

what we AH fappan to bois

>> No.19796580

>>19796567
>eventually you go with it enough you have enough cash to play puppet master and pull the strings your self.
that's when you get a knock on the door.

>> No.19796584

>>19796530
Buy the rumors, sell the news

>> No.19796588

friday green? what you think

>> No.19796593
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ViacomCBS made me cash today.
Just walked away.
It’s Amazing what happens when you pick good stocks that dip.

>> No.19796603

>>19796574
what do you want to do

>>19796575
oiled up lesbians, alas
I need to stop yerking off every afternoon but I'm stressed rn

>> No.19796601

>>19796588
maybe, but TA says this shit's going down. sentiment feels like it's down. momentum, down.

>> No.19796611
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19796611

crab market all across the board. summer crab market quite typical as banks etc. enter vacation period

>> No.19796626

>>19796580
Then you stuff Mr. IRS's pockets with protection fees-- I mean taxes

>> No.19796641

I didn't realize the OP was fucked until now

>> No.19796670

>>19796217
Absolutely not. You're too late. There will be another opportunity, but this isn't it. It's hard when you see something pump too late, but you gotta fight through that shit.
>IVR
>GNUS
>some nigger company
Do you really want to be the guy left holding the bag of some nigger media company?

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>>19796611
>as banks etc. enter vacation period
>vacation
haha

>> No.19796729
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19796729

GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
CRAB IS BACK
TELL A FRIEND
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK

>> No.19796731

>>19796603
I want to operate military aircraft, do nuke patrols or be an officer on a submarine.

>> No.19796745

New suicide contemplation thread
>>19796739

>>19796739

>>19796739

>>19796739

>> No.19796759

>>19796745
early, bro

>> No.19796773

>>19795275
get into $Ship while you still can.
when earnings hit it will moon like crazy.

>> No.19796785

>>19796556
so why would that trigger a 6% drop? and they didnt just "beat earnings" they fucking slayed them

>> No.19796795

>>19796124
Up .38 on Smith and Wesson and Halliburton. Waiting for the opportunity to dump my KOS bags, it's the only thing I'm holding that I'm not comfortable with long term.

>> No.19796808

>>19796773
Read thread, it's consolidating. Back to .15 next week

>> No.19796833

>>19796526
Big money literally fucking with options traders all week keeping the indexes locked in place.
Selling contracts left and right and all of them are expiring worthless.

>> No.19796864

>>19796217
Too late for that. Put whatever you wouldn't care to lose on BYFC and see what happens.

>> No.19796979

>>19796795
You'll get your chance. What's your average?

>> No.19797038

>>19796124
Down because my calls are losing premium even though the stock is flat.. I bought too soon.

>> No.19797084

>>19796452
LeBig if true

>> No.19797191

>>19795963
Nobody cares about Bolton or his book

>> No.19797354

>>19796379
You can get cirrhosis and allimony payments anywhere.

>> No.19797438

>>19796979
2.39. I'm down 14% on it.