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>> No.19777536

I long for the sweet release of death

>> No.19777537
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19777537

SHORT GOOGLE

>> No.19777543
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19777543

MAKE MONEY OFF NIGGER STONKS WHILE YOU CAN

>> No.19777545
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19777545

r8, don't h8!!!!

>> No.19777549
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19777549

How much are you bulls gonna donate to her when our SPY 320c print tomorrow?

>> No.19777550

First for fuck all tripfags. STOP MAKING THE OP WITH A TRIP, FAGGOT

>> No.19777551
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>>19777519

Trump vs Biden

If dubs Trump loses

>CHECK'EM

>> No.19777555
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19777555

Was it just the report of IVR reducing dividends that tanked it today? They're at least still paying a dividend, after so many of you faggots got it wrong saying they'd be offering more shares instead of cash

>> No.19777556

How do I turn 10k into 100k in less than 5 years?

>> No.19777565

Baggie please don't make /smg/ threads as over 50% of the this board filters your trip so we can't find the thread

>> No.19777575

>>19777543
Uone really had a 1300% runup how did i miss this wtf yall SUCK at shilling real stocks. Just keep posting about dumbass meme shit. Fuckin losers

>> No.19777580

>>19777550
this, I might be a tripfag but I would never sully /smg/ by making a thread with my trip on

>> No.19777586

>>19777565
>>19777550
not my fucking problem

>> No.19777599

>>19777549
can you stop simp posting

>> No.19777600

>>19777575
/smg/ is for memes and shitposting only. The idea is to go elsewhere to find the good penny's, buy the pump, sell the dump, then come here to brag about your gains after the fact. It sucks but it's true. I think there's a penny stock general in the catalog though

>> No.19777612 [DELETED] 
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19777612

Is this 'folio a meme?

>> No.19777617
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19777617

IVR Q2 divvy:
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/invesco-mortgage-capital-inc-announces-quarterly-common-and-series-a-preferred-stock-dividends-301078955.html

It's gonna... it's gonna... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMP

>> No.19777618

>>19777556
You can do that in one year or less.
10 = 2*2*2*1.25
3 consecutive biotech data run ups and one random swing. Voila, 10x.

>> No.19777624
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>>19777543
we need a 3x leveraged short nigger etf

>> No.19777631

>>19777617
this is going to be a penny stock this year

>> No.19777634

>>19777612
Damn m8 thats rough, I’m here bitching about my 2% drop that wiped out yesterday’s gains

>> No.19777637

>>19777379
>the same levels we were at on 6/2-6/3
SPX levels?
Yeah 3000~3100... could be we people are now going with the w shaped recovery? I’d guess with the second drop less than the first.

Well, from Mike Wilson on Monday:
>Our view is that the last week was the beginning of a much overdue correction in a new bull market. As I've been discussing on this podcast for the past few months, the V-shape recovery in markets is foreshadowing a V-shape recovery in the economy and earnings. It's following the same pattern we witnessed after the Great Financial Crisis recession. In fact, the correction is right on schedule with that period too, and it's likely not finished. More specifically, I'm targeting 2800 on the downside for the S&P 500 before this bull market resumes in earnest.

>> No.19777646

>>19777543
I will literally never support nigger businesses. They already get enough from Uncle Sam

>> No.19777650

>>19777612
Looks like a pizza messaged you

>> No.19777669

>>19777618
you forgot to 0.1 multiplier somewhere in between

>> No.19777675

>>19777612
what kind of pizza did you get

>> No.19777678

>>19777551
I don't think anyone seriously thinks Biden is going to win. Not even Joe himself. Weakest candidate since Kerry.

>> No.19777681

>>19777669
That only happens to noobs.

>> No.19777683
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19777683

You know how technical analysis becomes a self fulfilling prophecy as everyone reacts to the same signals causing the event to happen therefore confirming the signal?

I'm going to make it one of my life's ambitions to make the same happen with the GCP dot so traders and algos starts buying/selling in tune with the dot

I'm going to make this happen bros.

>> No.19777690
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19777690

Is this 'folio a meme?

>> No.19777696

>>19777683
>everyone

>> No.19777697

>>19777617
>>19777631
How is this worse than paying dividends as more shares?? Are you people STILL going to try to make the case that IVR, out of all REITs, is somehow the worst even after all your predictions have utterly failed?

>> No.19777705

>>19777683
Dot posting should be a bannable offense imo.

>> No.19777714

>>19777690
>3k
yes by definition if you have more than one holding and this little cash it is indeed a meme

>> No.19777717
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>>19777683
based

>> No.19777719

Guys whats the mooner tomorrow. Ive got $500 i want to at least double it. Taking any and all suggestions

>> No.19777732

>>19777683
Can someone lay the dot on top of SPY/DIA

>> No.19777733

>>19777555
More shares was for Q1, new announcement is for Q2. They kept the same $.05 divvy but dropped the share dilution part.

>> No.19777736

>>19777719
$IDEx

>> No.19777746
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>>19777519
Bear digits get

>> No.19777757

Give get

>> No.19777759

>>19777697
fuck you I have never made a post about IVR to date. Im sorry but paying half your dividend is going to tank your stock price Im not an investment guru I just have a brain

>> No.19777770

>>19777690
>HEXO
>PLUG
>more PLUG
>SOXL
>fractional shares

I recommend buying bonds and holding for 40 years.

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>>19777746
Satan lied last time. Digits for Jesus and SPY to 180 end of year.

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19777775

We will not retest the March lows.

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19777781

Any options gurus on?

Need help with option strangles.
Bought same delta calls/puts (legs), when stock started moving, losing leg started losing value faster than winning.
WTF? please
intention is to sell fast to collect premium difference while protecting myself against wrong direction

>> No.19777784 [DELETED] 

niggers

>> No.19777789

>>19777690
SOXL is definitely not a meme. Not sure about the rest. Look into NAIL too as a short-term hold between now and October/November when the 'rona shit blows over

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>>19777555

>> No.19777800

>>19777732
>no fun police
Let me guess you want crypto and anything not stock related banned right?

>> No.19777810

Lets see who the lucky bastard is

>>19777777

>> No.19777812
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>>19777714
Really? Should I just dump it on ETF's then? Picked up Robinhood about a month ago so I don't know what I'm doing at all, kinda loving this hobby of trading stoinks though. And for a fresh beginner I don't think a -9% is too bad. Definitely seen worse here.

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>>19777810
based

>> No.19777826

>>19777777

>> No.19777828

>>19777759
I mean I agree because that's traditionally common sense but I honestly cannot believe the amount of weak hands just selling shit like the businesses will literally be bankrupt tomorrow. Institutional investors aren't dumping the stocks, they're buying more

>> No.19777833

>>19777810
Like clockwork

>> No.19777838

Thoughts on
>CLF
>PLUG
>MTG
>DRD
>GILT

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19777842

Absolutely loving the KR pump in AH
Earnings are going to be huge

>> No.19777858

>>19777781
my guess is it's the change in vega

>> No.19777864

Short ARE tomorrow?

>> No.19777867

This is nuts. They're retiring the Aunt Jemima brand. WTF? What the fuck am I to do now about my pancake supplies.. Damnit.. Why is all the good stuff is always the first to get the ax?. Bob Evans used to make this bacon egg breakfast burrito. Ax. I was like WTF.. Dignoro used to make an actual deep dish pizza, came in it's own tray and shit. One day it got the ax.

>> No.19777879

>>19777555
The REITs lost across the entire sector it looked like. I bought back into MFA today after the moon mission couple weeks ago. I actually do wanna hold it long. Just somewhere that seemed safe before to park

>> No.19777880

>>19777555

Im buying more tomorrow if it drops below 4. Getting rid of share dilution, and keeping a divvy, even if it is small, suggests that their earnings are going to be better than expected.

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>>19777519

NEXT 2 DAYS HUGE SELL OFF
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.19777886

>5% doesn't even seem like a lot to me anymore
That's because your stonks are crypto now!
> /smg/: fuck your crypto casino pyramid, it's just based on bigger fool theory, you have no fundamentals, it's all air!!
> /smg/ when stonks go up while economy goes down in flames: we don't need fundamentals, casino-tier speculation is healthy, line can only go up, it's built in pumpamentals!
You guys never actually understood the fundamentals in crypto, which are stronger than ever, whereas when your own fundamentals went to shit you were only too eager to start pretending it didn't matter, pretending fundamentals could be substituted for fed printing money and general bull euphoria. Stonks are now as bad as you thought crypto was, and it's all because the market has been filled with irrational players (/biz/ and robinhood) that posses not a tenth of the economic understanding of your average crypto kid.
Not to worry, though, stonks will soon do what they do, crash hard (well below March) to shake out all the idiots and return to sanity. Crypto will pretend to dive along to shake out some week hands and because in a general "credit run" (bank run+stonk run+crypto run) everything falls as people want to turn imaginary numbers into cash, but then crypto and gold will moon because their fundamentals will actually shine while stonks will crab up in a more reasonable fashion for two decades, since only bears will have survived. Anyone who thinks "you only lose money if you sell" will discover that regardless, they won't have any money for 20 years.

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19777887

I feel like I should just sell all this shit and keep what meager gains I've made since blowing up my account last month

>> No.19777888

>>19777858

I thought that the more volatile the stockis the better??? I might be wrong tho

>> No.19777900

>>19777867
that brand was trash bro. it wasnt even maple syrup.

>> No.19777904
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>>19777770
But PLUG is my only performer!
>HEXO
Yeah, fuck hexo, learned my lesson, I just keep the call around just in case it moons randomly (it won't)
>fractional shares
Had $60 laying around. Might as well put them to work.

>>19777789
>the rest
Yahoo finance comment section said they're all supposed to moon soon.

>> No.19777913

>>19777886
didnt read

>> No.19777918

>>19777858
>>19777781
I mean if the vega went down on both options doesn't matter if you're delta neutral you're still going to get fucked since you're only purchasing volatility and time. Thing needs to move bigly and not just a few points.

>> No.19777921

>>19777880
Why would they provide the dilution in the first place? My smooth brain can't really grasp the big picture here

>> No.19777925

Roosevelt bridge in Stuart florida is at risk for imminent collapse. Saw the big crack underneath it myself. How do I make money with this knowledge?

>> No.19777932

I'm so used to this volatility that my 2% days feel stupid

>> No.19777933

>>19777637
Ya SPX, I strongly consider SPX to be the driving factor behind all markets everywhere. 2800 on the downside is not impossible at all, and unless there was some sort of calamity going on I think the high volume in that range from April-May would see a lot of buying there. At the same time it really looks like there's a concerted defense of 3k from buyers so I don't know, if we close below that I'd say be ready for 2800 (and buy a lot there)

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>>19777887
NAH, HOLD WITH ME MY FREN

>> No.19777950

>>19777925
USCR calls

>> No.19777954

>>19777880
See, that's how I feel. After weeks of people saying they would get rid of the dividend they actually are still paying it. If institutional investors were pulling out it would tank, but it's probably just shaking out some people that thought they could make a quick buck. Might average down myself, I'm at $4.95

>> No.19777969

>>19777887
You're spreading yourself way too thin with that amount of lunch money. Get out of most of it, regroup and focus on just a couple of names where you have real conviction. Pick some stuff and if you're unsure, write up some DD then post it in a few places so people can rip it apart then go from there

>> No.19777976

>>19777519
BLOOMBERG REPORTS NIKOLA STOCK DOWNGRADE

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-17/nikola-s-founder-exaggerated-the-capability-of-his-debut-truck

>> No.19777983

>>19777683
> the dot
Well it would be a better fundamental than y'all currently rallying on.

>> No.19777984

>>19777886
>not a tenth of the economic understanding of your average crypto kid.
if we use the law of large numbers, the averages are likely to approach the same number.
>then crypto and gold will moon because their fundamentals will actually shine
this really depends on inflationary and deflationary pressures, and the government can kick and scream as much as it wants, but it seems like inflation is only going to happen for assets and shit like houses of all the damned things. It'll probably go like this until the boomers die. Maybe if the Greatest and Silent gen have big windfalls, they might, might spur something, but I have doubts.

>> No.19777989

>>19777925
That the one you take to get to the Benihana's?

>> No.19777996

>>19777921
They were going to offer people more shares of the stock instead of a tiny amount of cash as a dividend, suggesting they might be out of money but think they'll be okay in the future. As it turns out, they have enough cash to pay a small dividend and aren't going to add shares to the market, which makes it sound like they're in a better position than previously thought

>> No.19777997

financial MSM really trying hard to dump on "retail investors". i smell kikery is afoot.

>> No.19778003

>>19777976
ruh roh

>> No.19778007

>>19777976
It was designed by an arab, what did you expect.

>> No.19778010

>>19777989
No the one that goes from downtown to the mall area. I live right near the bridge your talking about though

>> No.19778025

Why is AMD such a piece of shit crabbing while the rest of big tech explodes

>> No.19778030
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19778030

>P-PLEASE DON'T LIQUIDATE OR ROLLOVER BOOMERS PLEASE

>> No.19778034

>>19777969
Sound advice, I've made 10K twice and lost it all both times since march, I'm trying to be more patient and sell when I'm in profit

(There's more I sold Monday that were in profit at one point)

>> No.19778040

>>19777537
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-06-17/nikola-s-founder-exaggerated-the-capability-of-his-debut-truck

>> No.19778042

>>19777996
where's that IVR faggot that keeps spamming in here when he doesn't take his fucking pills. What's your new target retard? still shooting for $15?

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I got fucked today /biz/, and not in a good way...

>> No.19778069

>>19778010
oh shit that's route 1

>> No.19778072

>>19778025
its 25 dollars a share too high as is

>> No.19778079

>>19777913
> can't read
don't care

>> No.19778084

>>19778063
I still would quit my job forever with this deposit

>> No.19778098

>>19778025
I think the price is taking a while time to consolidate before it takes off.

>> No.19778100

>>19778069
Yes and ocean blvd is backed up from downtown to jensen because of it.

>> No.19778101

i want to get in on semiconductors but they're all in Taiwan and the Big Chink is finding any reason to take it over. We have no real defense obligation to Taiwan since 1979.

>> No.19778111

>>19778042
I don't know why anyone would trust the target prices coming out right now, none of the analysts know what the fuck is going on, just like everyone else. There is no precedent; it's just an assumption that humanity will get its shit together and REITs that were doing generally fine in February will start to claw their way back up to those levels

>> No.19778141

>>19778111
hehe
I think I know it better then everyone now because I always smoke pot before I invest in stocks

I only lost 2% the past 5 days

>> No.19778147

>>19778003
short to $40

>> No.19778149

>>19778111
I have nothing in this other than wanting to gloat because the guy i'm referring to is insufferable.
>There is no precedent; it's just an assumption
based

>> No.19778151

>>19777984
> law of large numbers
Generally good point, but in this case I think it doesn't apply. I think all the smart people flocked to stonks very quickly, then we added the mid-wits, and right now we're seeing the influx of the half-wits. In crypto, first came the smart guys, then a horde of half-wits around 2017, which were then slowly mostly replaced with half-wits. So I think currently crypto intelligence > stonk intelligence, even if stonk intelligentsia > crypto intelligentsia.

>> No.19778152

>>19778100
Why don't they just go around and use the other bridge with the benihaha's?

>> No.19778169

>>19778152
Because the drawbridge is always fucking everything up probably.

>> No.19778177
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anyone have experiences with trading SOXL options? are they worth their high premiums, or are you better off trading TQQQ options?

>> No.19778178

>>19777624
Ticker ame suggestions?
>$ROPE
>$COPS

>$

>> No.19778185

>>19777812
you need iron hands young blood or youll never make it

>> No.19778189

>>19778151
Sorry, crypto half-wits replaced with mid-wits*

>> No.19778208

>>19778084
He's playing with monopoly money, Anon

>> No.19778209

>>19777549
> namefagging
> simp
please fuck off back to plebbit

>> No.19778210

http://theredelephants.com/breaking-nation-wide-police-strike-imminent/

Bullish or bearish?

>> No.19778212

>>19778177
>leveraging leveraged instrument
why?

>> No.19778225

>>19778169
there's always a shitload of traffic on that road, must be a fucking parking lot right now.

>> No.19778233

>>19778212
We're poor one here, we can't buy hundreds of shares to satisfy our degenerate gambler needs

>> No.19778243

>>19777918

Thank you very much.
I know where the problem was now.
Need to search for more volatile stocks to test strangles/straddles.
Thank you very much!

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Looking at the 3 month charts, almost every stock in my portfolio has a peak around April 7th, a dip, another peak around April 29th, another dip, and then the most recent peak around June 5th followed by the current dip. I'm not schizo or anything so what the fuck is up with this? Is there some cyclical thing going on I'm not aware of that drives this pattern?

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>>19778212
some of us like making money

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Doombull update.
>TQQQ and TMF both green
Odd feeling but gains are appreciated even if I can't buy anything.
I slumber until tomorrow

>> No.19778265

>>19778210
I hope they go on strike, liberals need to learn their lesson

>> No.19778304

>>19778151
Hmmm... anything new and exciting in the crypto space? Has Rootstock launched and made a splash yet? https://www.rsk.co/
There was something else getting developed... it was something of a developer kit... I think it was being done by that former GS Blockchain VP? I can't recall.
Also, it's very likely that the inflationary pressures that investors of things with limited supply are hoping for (PM, Crypto, commodities, etc.) aren't going to pop up soon. They're around the corner, but it might be up to 5 years or so. Playing TQQQ for that inflation "hedge" isn't bad, especially if your bets are hedged. It should be more insulated than some other instruments and is (maybe was) enjoying the benefit of sucking up money from the rest of the market.

>> No.19778327

>>19778265
What lesson is that?

>> No.19778330

>>19778177
>>19778233
Just option QQQ, or S-M-H. You actually end up with better leverage and more liquidity for when it's time to exit. the leveraged ETFs have like 5 cent spreads while the non leveraged ones have like 1 or 2 cent spreads. I mean you can do what you want, but I'd just trade options on the underlying qqq or $mh

>> No.19778334

Why does anyone like SHIP? This thing made like a one cent gain over a month

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>>19778262
Doombull SOXL pill checking in. See you tomorrow

>> No.19778391

>>19778210
DXY down, so bull.

>> No.19778398

What do I buy tomorrow?

>> No.19778404

>>19778327
That when you lump people together as a group instead of singling out the bad ones (they might call it prejudice) they eventually get sick of it and tell you to go fuck yourself

>> No.19778408

>>19778327
That police spend more time and energy protecting the lower class than anything else. They won't learn though, they're liberals.

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Tfw made my first options trade, a covered call on GE $8 7/24. Gonna use some remaining capital to get a lower long call on the same day. I don't like modern American capitalism but since JPOW is hellbent on keeping this bitch up no matter what I might as well start learning. Wish me luck.

>> No.19778423

>>19778334
Pumping upcoming earnings

>> No.19778428

>>19777719
Probably WFC

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>>19778334
coolest boat names. I gambled on them like I'm at the bar.

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>>19778412
daily reminder that theres no such thing as a covered call

robinhood makes it very clear theres only calls and puts

people on 4chan made up the word covered call

>> No.19778436

RIDIN AROUNN WIDDAT NEENER

WE SMOKIN ON KIESHA

HEY CAN I MEETCHA

>> No.19778463

>>19777624
JNUG
NRGU

>> No.19778467

>>19778434
it's covered by holding the underlying

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>>19778436
>tfw NTDOY hodler since pre-Pokemon Go

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>>19778467
what does that actually achieve though

ur holding 100 of the stock with your one contract

and?????? whats that do

>> No.19778494

>>19778408
>>19778404
Imagine fighting against the opportunity for tax cuts. More freedoms from the oppression of government control. And calling yourself conservative. You cc right? Then what's it your issue. Let em get what they want. We can always give our cops more tanks and military gear too. The funniest part. Conservatives have always been against the police state and militarization of the police. Now that the blacks want it. You dont

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>>19778483

>> No.19778505

had to do school work decided to skip on investing today and just hold give me a rundown on what happened

>> No.19778510

>>19778404
Racial profiling has proven to work though, see NYC post 70's, especially with Giuiliani. I'm not saying whether the reduced crime outweighs hurting innocent blacks, just that people who blindly say "racism bad" are stupid.

>> No.19778512

>>19778474
GOTTA CONDO IN UR ACCOUNT BOI

>> No.19778526
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>>19778505
mainly crabbed apart from oil and memes

>> No.19778535

>>19778505
crab, VIX stayed pretty level. Russell and oil went down a bit. relatively uneventful.

>> No.19778538

>>19778505
*FARRRTTTSSSS*
*minor shart spray*
*checks undies later small hole in rear*

>> No.19778541

>>19778434

I'm on etrade not rh.

>> No.19778543

>>19778483
i think stocks might be a bit much for you to comprehend

>> No.19778548

>>19778494
You do know that conservatives are the ones that bought/provided the tanks and military gear for the police, right? The only ones that like the cops are and pretty much always have been conservatives.

>> No.19778552

>>19778526
>>19778535
of course it had to be oil the thing that makes 2/3 of my portfolio

>> No.19778555

>>19777586
I hate to admit it but based

>> No.19778560

>>19778434
It's true, the term "covered call" was actually invented by Dobber in 2018 to trick people into thinking you could mitigate risk in selling options. Thousands have actually been caught in the potentially infinite downside since then.

>> No.19778572

>>19778552
it's been said for weeks that oil is in for pain (just like banks). Enjoy the long hodl.

>> No.19778576

>>19778327
The lesson is gutting your cut throat and your wife and daughter raped by criminals

>> No.19778577
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>>19778552
iktf

>> No.19778585
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>>19777904
>But PLUG

>> No.19778589

>>19778572
>>19778577
the sad part is i was 20 dollars away from breaking even

>> No.19778613

>>19778560

There is no infinite downside as the writer of a covered call since you hold the underlying asset and the most it can do is go to zero. Naked calls and puts where you don't own the underlying asset have unlimited downside risk.

>> No.19778618

Where do you put money when you have millions of dollars? Banks and brokers are just private businesses, which means they could easily go bankrupt and you'd lose everything.

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>>19778572
whos not buying oil which normally would

everythings operating already

the only thing holding it down i guess is the supply from those 2 months of shut down we gotta burn up

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>>19778589
>geev 'im ze hope
>zen take eet away

>>19778619
go read the reports.

>> No.19778635

>>19778618
up you're butt

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>>19778618
youre supposed to have 250k in like 10 different banks

thats how you do it, trust me.

>> No.19778649

>>19778618
real estate

>> No.19778659

>>19778618
Switzerland

>> No.19778666

>>19778618
What a fucking moron

>> No.19778671

>>19778576
Yea sure. I guess we could win the lottery or get hit from a meteor or die from covid too. Fucking fear. Everyone has been trained to fear. Where the fuck do you live that someone is coming to rape your family. With a knife of all things. That you're cc wouldn't solve. And yes I know conservatives love the cops. Because somehow wearing adifferent hat from the federal government is allowed to control them. Just as long as it's not feds. The fucking irony desu. Listen no one is getting rid of police. But the also don't need to be as large and we'll equipped as our fucking military. Also small town USA doesn't need a fucking riot squad and tank. The money is better spent or cut in taxes.

Also buy SOXL

>> No.19778677

>>19778613
False, I've written hundreds of so-called "covered" calls and I actually owe Citadel more dollars than there are atoms in the universe

>> No.19778689

>>19778483
is this bait?

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>almost bought yesterday's dip
>almost bought today's dip
>All the cruise lines and airlines are still tanking after hours.

They're really dumping hard, uh? I may just wait for pre market to buy, desu

>> No.19778703

>>19778633
and this is how my bogging begins

>> No.19778705

>>19778063
Fuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.19778708

>>19778671
Liberals are against guns, half are faggots

>> No.19778712

>>19778694
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL. THE CAPITAL INFLOWS TO MEMESTOCKS THAT HOLD UP THE INDEXES ARE GONNA DRY UP. IT'S. OVER.

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>>19778560
Don't believe you.
As an aside this graph is a pretty nice indication of how your gardener have recently got into stonks.

>> No.19778733

>>19778618
Checking/savings are FDIC insured, you can't lose it

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what a time to be alive

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Unusual whales is back! Hope that shit makes me money again.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales

you guys following?

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>>19778063
Why are you even? Jesus just invest for good returns and quit.
I'm guessing you are one of those idiots who goes to Vegas and drops 250k easy like it's nothing.

>> No.19778787

>>19778733
Only up to $250k per account

>> No.19778796

>>19778694
I think that songs king of catchy and I hate myself for it

>> No.19778805

>>19778101
Isnt there some company in Phoenix that makes semis?

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>XOM

Will XOM hit $40-41???

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>>19778694

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Top giggles. That nose.

>> No.19778826

>>19778708
Yea some. You forget that there's still 70 percent of the nation out there who didn't vote Trump. Same with libfucks. I don't really like either of em. Pledging loyalty to a side and then allowing them to manipulate you through media to make you deepen your beliefs. Always felt like the opposite of freedom to me.

>> No.19778844

>>19778814
I hope so.

>> No.19778849

>>19778817
also notice the shitstained baby teeth

>> No.19778851

>>19778817
been posted here 20 times

>> No.19778854

I bought into NRGU planning to hold. I was reading online this was a bad idea because of the leverage. Should I exit ASAP?

>> No.19778856

>>19778815
I ran out of money buying dips and the dips keep happening and getting lower.

What do?

>> No.19778874

>>19778817
how many of these stories will there be when portnoy retards get dumped on

>> No.19778876

>>19778817
Whats with that mouth? He has the teeth and gums of a five year old

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>>19778856
>the dips keep happening and getting lower
u wot m8

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>>19778856
buy dips with margin

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>>19778817
>robin nigger BTFO and heroes himself
>parents: "how could you give that much buying power to a 20 year old?"

Mental gymnastics of shitty parents with retarded children.

The Robin nigger simply helped clean the gene pool a bit desu

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>>19778856
same fren

the dips I purchased, dipped, and kept dipping - people say average down, but everything is invested

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One more minute guys

>> No.19778903

>>19778877
what website is this also checked

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>>19778899

>> No.19778920

>>19778893
>the dips I purchased, dipped, and kept dipping - people say average down, but everything is invested
Sell your shares and buy calls
>>19778903
https://www.tradingview.com

>> No.19778923

>>19778876
Not anymore. Baaaaaahahaha

>> No.19778925

BYFC mooning after hours as anticipated

Who here listened to me? I am currently up $300

It's not too late anons

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>>19777575
Dunno. I spread the word yesterday.

>> No.19778934

>>19778893
take out a loan then buy the dip
then buy the dip with credit cards if you still need to dip some more :)

>> No.19778937

>>19778899
God damn futies are fun, easy money

>> No.19778941

Why the fuck I am constantly getting bogged? Bought CPE right at the fucking top at 1.7, fucking fuck mcfucking raping my anus. Do I sell that shit or hold these fucking bags

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Take a look at corn futures as more reports of crops are failing due to colder temperatures diseases thrive. Locusts come to life, that has devasted kenya, iran, to pakistan and india. China could not fend off the locusts 2020. Search up the locusts it has not been this bad in 40 years.

Nasa has confirmed we are entering a solar minimum period which will last 10 to 12 years of hardship food inflation is on the rise so stock up on KROGER and WALMART

Solar minimum is predictable behavior in the sunspots that are in the sun, nothing new

>> No.19778952

>>19778890
Given RH forced established institutions to change, I can see them banding together and blaming RH for this coming recession.
You see it now in the 'news' about how RH users are screwing the markets.

>> No.19778969

>>19777575
Jump into BYFC before it rockets up to $20 EOW

Nigger stocks mooning left and right

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>>19778941
dude 30 cents loss that aint shit dude wait youll get your money back easily might take a month

fucking callon petrroleum is fine

thats zero worries about that dude its not that big of a deal u can even hold that ultra long term if u wanted to

>> No.19778973

>Peach, apple crops damaged as region sustains worst freeze

>Michigan crops damaged as temperatures plunge below

>Near-freezing temperatures and late-season frosts threatened May 13, 2020

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>>19778877
>Just checked meme stocks AAL, NCHL, CCL
>they keep dumping, go up 3 cents then dump some more
>where's the bottom.jpg

Definitely pre-market buys depending on how red premarket is.

>> No.19778978

>>19778925
Tfw only up 30 dollars

Fug

>> No.19778982

>>19778943
>that has devasted kenya, iran, to pakistan and india

okay but what about a country that matters like Canada or Monaco?

>> No.19778983

>>19778952
RH certainly fucked over ameritrade, runs like shit now that it's gone commission free and every schmuck and their fucking mother opened an account. reliability gone. fuck rh, fuck thinkorswim

>> No.19778986

I hope XOM dips hard. Going to invest long with them.

>> No.19779002

FUTURES DOWN -350 POINTS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19779003

Please pajama traders save my account

>> No.19779010

>>19778977
>tfw i bought a meme stock
its not fair bros

>> No.19779014

>>19777556
Sell drugs without getting caught

>> No.19779015

>>19778986
what's your target?

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>>19778982
go look up how much damage they've done. locusts are just grasshoppers, inside every grasshopper theres a sleeper agent and when the conditions are right they eat their weight every single day and simply exist to reproduce.

The moment they sprout in the western hemisphere were fucked, and conditions are being set up

>> No.19779029

wallstreetsbets is funnier than /smg/

>> No.19779036

>>19777556
all in on Hertz

>> No.19779040

>>19777519
So if I am selling an options put and someone exercises it, I am obligated to buy 100 shares of that stock at a price that will leave me with a deficit. I get how that could lead to serious negative balances, for instance 3 contracts of Amazon at 2600 would be in the hundreds of thousands. But my question is, don't you then OWN 100 shares of that stock? That seems to be too good of an outcome so I know I am wrong about that. Please explain what I am missing.

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>>19779010
I've been making a killing doing day trips with those Robin Nigger meme stocks desu

>> No.19779064

>>19778925
Thanks bro I'm a retard newbie and thought holding TVIX for more than 30 minutes would be profitable so this is helping make back a loss

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bros.....he can't be right........ri-right?
S&P wont go to 1800?

>> No.19779093

>>19779070
>protestors taking to the streets highlighting the lack of fairness in the very economy the president is taking credit for
discard yellow journalism

>> No.19779097

>>19777556
Knee pads - $40
That's 9,960 left over
at $20 a dick that means you need to suck (100000-9960)/20 = 4502 dicks
that's 900 dicks and change per year
seems pretty doable.

>> No.19779099

>>19779056
i'm not even a robinhood trader i use merril edge lol and i've been holding NCLH for almost 2 weeks bought at 25 desu i should but when it dumps again to even it out

>> No.19779103

>>19779029
This. You have to actually have made it already to gamble and have fun, everyone here is desperate, bitter and poor.

>> No.19779104

>>19779070
not before the US balkanizes due to coordinated putin rioters destroy the cities/make an inactionable police force

>> No.19779116

>>19779064
Anytime

Remember to not get greedy and dump at 9:00

>> No.19779117

>>19779040
what you're missing is that you own 100 shares of amzn at 2600 and the price of amzn is now 2400 a share

>> No.19779119

>>19778877
Yeah the lows have just been higher, and so have the tops. Until now, that is. The last top is below the previous top. What does that mean?

>> No.19779120

>>19779103
weirdly enough they are more "4chan" than 4chan /biz/ is

>> No.19779127

Who is still able to buy at this time?

>> No.19779148

>>19779119
>Yeah the lows have just been higher, and so have the tops. Until now, that is. The last top is below the previous top. What does that mean?
If we drop now and break below 9380 it's time to start thinking about shorting but I'd still wait for a subsequent pullback. We're not there yet

>> No.19779155

>>19779127
everyone besides robinhood babbies

>> No.19779162

>>19778178
>$ROBS
>$NNOG
>$WLFR
>$DRNK
>$EBT
>$GTTO
>$NOGZ
>$BLNT
>$FLYD
>$MDIK
>$BXND
>$SBHM
>$TRSH

I wish I could get paid for this.

>> No.19779173

>>19779162
>>$MDIK
lost

>> No.19779181

>>19778178
3x long:
>NIGS
3x short
>NOGS

>> No.19779185

>>19778826
If trump is not elected for the next 4 years, America is done, no one will make it.

>> No.19779189

>>19779029
It has good days. Usually after 7pm or before 10am. Pol takes over some days and it's nothing but politics and fuck the blacks. As if they made them choose shitty picks in the market or something.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOBO OUT REEEEE

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>>19779193
no

>> No.19779206

>>19779117
Yes but what if it were something tied to the economy broadly like S&P? The long term trend is for shit to go up, its just a matter of time. It doesnt matter if youre out 200,000 now, because in years, maybe even a decade, you would almost certainly be up by millions. How the fuck are you allowed to buy x100 shares with money you don't have? At what point do they demand payment? I doubt you could just sit around with an account hundreds of thousands in the red.
Also wouldn't this be a fail proof strategy if you did this at the first massive corona drop?

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>>19779103
This general is honestly the most fun I've had in years on this steaming pile of shit site

Its had its ups and downs since I began going to /b/ and /v/ in 2009, but every board felt like they were in a downward spiral ever since gamergate happended

>> No.19779212

>>19779189
>blacks
They're called niggers here you faggot.

>> No.19779214

>>19779210
the entire world has been in a downworld spiral since gamergate

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let's make a /smg/ chart for tickers

e.g. $DIS being at the very top

>> No.19779224

>>19779212
>>>/pol/

>> No.19779225

>>19779193
>>19779202
>-0.07%
bear market

>> No.19779227

>>19779015
just keep pumping into it. Solid company. Dont see it going anywhere. And people are delusional if they think oil is going out of business. They are also working on new innovative techs.

>> No.19779228

>>19778642
>the kpopfag is the only one with a good answer
Fuck this gay ass general omg

>> No.19779229

>>19779214
>downworld
sorry I'm drunk and retarded

>> No.19779231

>>19779040
Yes but they are stocks that are dipping and you bought them at a too high price. But sure, you could hold your bags and possibly eventually break even.

>> No.19779232

>>19779185
Exactly how they want you to feel. The world will go on anon. Just like it always does. And whether the con man or the child molester wins. It will all go on. Whoever wins tho. Is inheriting such a shit show. Not to mention the actual economy is going straight to shit. We can pretend. There may be a v recovery in stocks. But in the industry it's 100 percent not

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>>19779127
Literally everyone who isn't a Robin nigger

I got the cash, just waiting for the bottom. Love a nice clearance sale on robin hood meme stocks

>> No.19779241

>>19779224
Nigger

>> No.19779250

>>19779212
Their called that like two days a week and actually weren't until the protests. Sooo

>> No.19779256

>>19779250
Learn English before posting here.

>> No.19779258

>>19779232
The other guy doesn't even know where he is, Trump actually cares about business.

>> No.19779259

>>19779214
It's ok I am too, and I totally agree, that was the last year of my life I felt happy, and that there was hope for the future, was 22 at the time

>> No.19779260

>>19779206
you need to have the cash to buy 100 shares of the underlying and offer it as collateral in order to sell to open a put. if the put expires worthless, you get your cash back and the premium. if the put is in the money for the holder, you get assigned, lose your collateral in exchange for shares, and deal with taking a loss as the price has dropped beyond the strike and your average.

>> No.19779265

>>19779221
Now, as we proceed downward, are we reaching depths of obscurity or pain?

>> No.19779268

>>19779148
>We're not there yet
Nigga did you even see the volume today. It's over.

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>>19779235
you missed the bottom, unless you want hertz, airlines, and cruise ships.

>> No.19779282

>>19779070
He said 1600. But you can discount him, he's way too optimistic. A 90% crash is due, because we're in way worse shape than in the end of 1920s and all the stories about how this time circuit breakers and printing presses will prevent another 90% crash are just fairy tales to prolong the bull market just a little longer before the crash.

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>>19779029
>reddit funnier than SMG

Then go back to your nigger loving haven, faggot.

The door is right there. Don't let it hit your ass on the way out, desu

Tell them I say "fuck you". They'll know what it means.

>> No.19779306

>>19779258
Sure he does anon. Sure he does.

>> No.19779307

>>19779093
Scott Minerd is not a yellow journalist. You are correct that the non-highlighted yellow journalist sections should be disregarded though.

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>>19779302
what does it mean, you lost me

>> No.19779319

>>19779229
>downworld
Found the title of my dystopian-future concept stoner-doom-desert-metal album.

>> No.19779325

>>19779221
SPY at level 1, VXX at level 4

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>>19779275

That's exactly what I want.

I got oil for longs.

I can easily make anywhere from $100-800 on those meme stocks daily on day trips.

>> No.19779328

>>19779306
>the fag who is afraid to say nigger on 4chan hates trump
wooow i'm sooooo surprised

>> No.19779329

>>19779260
But what about the horror stories? People who find themselves that far in the negative? Just read an article about a 20 year old getting -780,000 selling 3 amazon puts. Did he not actually own the stocks then?

>> No.19779343

>>19779148
I agree. I'm more interested in not evaporating my money than making it, though, so I don't play with options or shorting, I just sit atop my mountain of cash until the right time comes.

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>>19779259
Yeah, I feel you
I don't know if I'm conflating clown world circumstances with the natural progression of becoming more jaded as you get older, or if things really do just fucking suck.
Either way I'm not having a good time.
>>19779319
fuckin rad, I'd buy it

>> No.19779346

>Just got this email from an Atlanta police officer:

"Atlanta police officers are refusing to answer the radio and walking off of the job. The county can go screw themselves. If you want a society without police we’ll give you one. Let it burn!"

BVLLL OR bear!!>>>!>>>>????

>> No.19779362

>>19779343
>I'm more interested in not evaporating my money than making it, though, so I don't play with options or shorting
you're gonna make it

>> No.19779363

Tomorrow will be green

>> No.19779365

>>19779327
Low volume has me worried.
I think the goose that laid the golden egg is dead.
June 11 dip really killed it.

>> No.19779366
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>>19779314
Trying to figure out my secret encoded message is rude. RUDE!

Just do your part and tell them I said that. They will know what it means

>> No.19779369

>>19779329
the conjecture is that he was selling a spread and with robinhood's trash interface that doesn't update in real time given certain scenarios, it appeared that he was 700k in debt when in reality he wasn't and the actual loss would've updated on monday

how about you just don't touch options if you don't want to get fucked? seems like you really don't know what's going on yet, go do some reading

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>>19779363
that's a nice ID color partner

>> No.19779382

>>19779376
RED DAY TOMORROW

>> No.19779387

>>19779366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfOfOlvvaWU

>> No.19779391

>>19779369
Not going to mess with them but wanted to clear that up. Trust me I am thoroughly intimidated to do anything other than owning actual stock. Thanks for the help.

>> No.19779395

>>19779343
Its better to invest monthly/weekly instead of trying to time the market

>> No.19779399

>>19779221
GNUS puts at level 8

>> No.19779401

>>19779328
Jokes on you. I hate Biden too. And why say something when you wouldn't in real life. Seems a bit fake anon. Keep up the hate tho. It's awesome. Enjoy your riots and protests as a nice reward then.

>> No.19779408

>>19779376
my man

>> No.19779412

>>19779214
> downworld
The perfect successor to clownworld. Downies presiding over an eternally down stock market.

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>>19779401
check out this jogger apologist

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>>19779365
I made $300 on them just yesterday.

There's still plenty of juice left on them specially now that they're discounted. Just trying to figure out the bottom atm

>> No.19779435

>>19778618
You make your own private business.

>> No.19779437

>>19779344
>conflating clown world circumstances with the natural progression of becoming more jaded as you get older

I think it's both, granted if I didn't develop a horrible drinking problem thats persisted since the beginning of 2015 I would likely not be as jaded

>> No.19779443

>>19779029
>funnier
Does no one care about quality?

>> No.19779447

Is TD Ameritrade better than RH

Beginner question

>> No.19779448

>>19779401
You're never going to make it

>> No.19779452

>>19779228
It's wrong, you should be using trusts, life insurance/annuities products, and bonds.

>> No.19779458

>>19779448
You have to go back.
>>>/pol/

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>>19779421
Tired of the pump and dumps, might settle down after tomorrow morning if Viacom & HTGC goes up.

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>>19779447
The best way to see if something is better than something else is seeing how many niggers you see in their commercials.

The less niggers, the better the product. Just like B movies...or anything really desu

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>>19779221
here you go

>> No.19779504

>>19779486
But I don’t watch TV

>> No.19779524

>>19779448
Thinks saying nigger is making it. Imagine. Tell me about your life anon.

>> No.19779529

>>19777551
How are we feeling on KDP for that matter? I don't have anything in consumer staples and want to diversify.

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Holy fuck.

>> No.19779541

>>19779282
Look i too would love to see a 90% crash but its not gonna happen fren.

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WHAT TIME DOES LE FUTURES OPEN???

>> No.19779554

>>19779543
Now

>> No.19779555

>>19779395
> DCA ftw
I wrote a program to analyse the veracity of this on the Bitcoin history, and at least there it turns out you are right (majority of starting days end up more profitable with DCA). I haven't done the same for any indexes yet but I assume you are right. Anyway, when having all the benefit of hindsight, and looking at my little brave DCA bot running through btc history, it's hard to not take note of how much better any such bot would do if it didn't hold the crash. So that's essentially what I'm trying to do, when we're out of the woods I'll be back to DCA.

>> No.19779562

>>19779538
is that the black people bank?

>> No.19779564

How high is BYFC gonna go boys? We riding this BLM train?!?

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>>19779504
YouTube the commercials, or see how many niggers are shilling it on social media.

Never take financial advice from a nigger. Never met one that has the brains or hasn't bitched about financial inequality/gibs

Seriously thought that was common sense.

>> No.19779575

>>19779437
yeah I should probably cool it on the booze too, it really only makes things worse.
>>19779447
yes
not even comparable

>> No.19779577

>>19779458
shoo shoo jew

>> No.19779580

>>19779538
You were a much braver man than I

>> No.19779582

>>19779487
Good but needs SOXL and /NG in the appropriate spots. Also logos beside the tickers would make it easier to visually distinguish

>> No.19779591

>>19779570
this doesn't work really because all commercials and website home pages now feature dindus. don't believe me? go check.

>> No.19779600

>>19779562
>>19779564
Nigger stock just like Urban One

>> No.19779603

>>19779570
I'm not sure what's worse, a nigger or an anime virgin. Both should get the rope imo.

>> No.19779608

>>19779543
They opened at 6pm eastern time and will be open until 4:15 eastern time tomorrow at which point they close until 4:30, reopen and close again at 5pm where they remain closed until 6pm again. Wash rinse repeat

>> No.19779610

>>19779529
Put it like this: KDP & KHC has stayed green for me more than even KO during this shit time. The others were WFC & RTX but that's due to me buying at the lows.

>> No.19779609

>>19779541
> -90% is too much
Yes, maybe. Maybe it will only be about -60%. Either way I prefer to stay away.
But I have to admit, f it bottoms out at just -60% I might still feel too bearish to buy in for a good while. I just think that the problems with the economy are more massive than ever, including the 1920s, and that this will eventually be reflected in the stock market.

>> No.19779615

>>19778618
only a poorfag would axe this question.

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>>19779538
>>19779562
Yes,

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>>19779481
We're all tired, scared and horny.

We're in the middle of a war, anon. If you close your eyes you'll never wake up again.

Just power through.

>> No.19779633

>>19778618
Chainlink

>> No.19779647

>>19779538
>>19779625
Holy fuck we're in a bubble. When the printer stops I hope you have stocked up on food and ammo

>> No.19779657

>>19779625
imagine equating buying stocks to fighting for justice

imagine falling for any of these pump and dump schemes. Whoever made this image is a fucking genius and I hope the SEC imprisons his wolf of wall street ass.

>> No.19779670

>>19779610
Thanks for your insight.

>> No.19779672

NEW

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>> No.19779698

>>19779657
the imagine is purely descriptive, it doesn't even say "buy these stocks", it's just a list.

>> No.19779706

NEW

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>>19779674

>>19779674

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>>19779674

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>>19779698
>it doesn't even say

>> No.19779764

>>19779609
There wont be any steep falls. Sorry bud. But it will crab down to march lows again. Its maximum honk but it can stay honk alot longer.

>> No.19779873

>>19779189
>fucking Powell talks endlessly about blm instead of the market
>it's /pol/
Fuck you, you piece of shit.

>> No.19780593

Looking for a good mid cap stock that swings a solid amount every day.

Kinda like NKLA