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Are there /biz/tards here still delusional enough to think you'll be able to date 18 year olds in your 30s??

>> No.19772423

we know. reported. fuck that clown

>> No.19772426
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>>19772346
only we can fuck and dismember underage children and get away with it. stupid goy

>> No.19772451
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>implying an employer will fire me for fucking an 18 year old

>> No.19772474

>>19772346
rich, tall and snarky is not a comedian

his family is in the "industry"

>> No.19772504
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>>19772423
BASED

>> No.19772591

>>19772346
Well, OP, I was going to be bummed because D'elia is pretty based. But then I took five seconds to google and:

https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2020/06/nj-comedian-chris-delia-accused-of-making-advances-toward-16-year-old-girl.html
They're saying she was 16. If you're 34 that's fucking gross, full stop.
Divide your age by 2 and add 7, that's the golden rule. If you guys want to date 18 y/o's forever that's fine, but personally I'd feel a little creepy dating a senior in high school when I'm 40.

>> No.19772725
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>be 16yo girl
>post ass and tits on IG/FB/Snap on the regular because MUH GIRL POWER
>enjoy the constant attention I get, sexy and flirt with 5 men at a time
>masturbate with large size toys because MUH SEXUAL EMPOWERMENT

>Turn 28
>Life is shit
>No longer desired for my tight ass, signs of age visibly showing
>Career going nowhere
>UHHHH THIS FAMOUS GUY SEXTED ME 10 YEARS AGO

Fuck her, and good for him to go after prime 16yo pussy instead of railroaded 28 year old roasties

>> No.19773016

>>19772725
Can i have a quick rundown anon?

>> No.19773331

>>19773016
Roastie posted screenshots from 2014 where she's flirting with the comedian in OP's photo. She was 16 then and never told him her age, but she's exposing him now for some reason.

Btw all the guy did, in 2014 no less, was ask her for a pic and to meet up through emails. She kept flirting with him and never disclosed she was 16.

https://mobile.twitter.com/girlpowertbh/status/1273036495591485441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1273036495591485441

>> No.19773438

OOOooooopppppsssss

S'free Cunch.

If you guys really want to laugh visit r/thefighterandthekid. That sub is filled with Schaub and D'elia haters and more funny content than both comedians combined.

>> No.19773505

>>19772591
>liking prime girls is disgusting
fag/roastie/incel detected

>> No.19773529

>>19772346
Italians are fucking repulsive

>> No.19773553

>>19772346
I'm 33 and fucked a 20 year old a few weeks ago. 18-19 can be hot as shit but that would definitely feel creepy at this age

>> No.19773822

>>19772346
he's a jew. what do you expect?

>> No.19773844

>>19772591
16 is legal in most parts of the world, there's functionally little difference between 16 and 18

>> No.19773859

>>19772591
>that's fucking gross, full stop.
kys

>> No.19773860

>>19773553
I know what you mean. I'm 25 yo and fucked an 18 yo 2 months ago. She was very inexperienced and quite childish. Almost didn't want to fuck her because it felt a bit wrong.
I used to think 16-20 was prime but as you get older you want women who are a bit more... mature. 20-25 is perfect for me.

>> No.19773870

My GF was 17 and I was 27 when we started dating.
That was like 5 years ago.

>> No.19773883

Im 37 and would rather punch myself in the dick than be around 18 year old chicks. The tight body+vag isn't worth the BS+drama.

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>>19773870

>> No.19773909

>>19772591
Kys roastie

>> No.19773912

>>19772346
Please keep your faggotry off /biz/

>> No.19773924

"famous"

how the bar fame has lowered after podcasting and netflix

>> No.19773941

Am in my mid 30's, normal aryan looking, girlfriend 7,5/10 is 18, its the natural order, she got her ovaries, i got shitcoins, match made in heaven, literally. Everything over 25 is an emotional train wreck with a backpack full off disappointments, dicks and resentment, no thanks.

>> No.19773946

Funny how 4chan is okay with D'Elia fucking 16 year olds. And posting 2d girls with the body of little children. And is notorious for posting CP. Yet you all simultaneously whine about imaginary pedophile sex trafficking rings by the Clintons or whoever. kek

16 years old is far from being a girl's "prime". Plenty of girls don't become attractive or develop assets until they're late teens/early 20's.

>> No.19773954

>>19772346
SHE FUCKING ASKED HIM IF THEY COULD MEET UP SHE WAS BAITING HIM THAT'S THE ONLY ISSUE. SHE WAS THE ONE BEHAVING PREDATORY YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS FUCK YOU. YOU'VE NEVER HAD A TEENAGER LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY WANT A PIECE GET THE FUCK OFF 4CHAN

>> No.19773977

He met Eminem and now thinks he is Eminem.

Watch as he refers to A list celebrities. He will say "I am not on that level yet" as if he is anywhere near their level.

The dude is a delusional podcaster who has had a taste of famous "friends" who at the end of the day will ditch him quicker than shit through a baby if he is cancelled.

>> No.19774005

>>19773946

glowing algorhythms post that shit in an attempt to shut down the chans

>> No.19774056
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There needs to be a new word for adult men who go after 16-17 year olds. Using "pedophile" really blurs the lines between that and going after 10 year olds. Which is a line that shouldn't be blurry, they aren't the same at all.

>> No.19774116

>>19773946
> Funny how 4chan is okay with D'Elia fucking 16 year olds.
Yes, most people here are okay with that. Most girls are physically fully developed at that age.
> And posting 2d girls with the body of little children
Most people on here aren't okay with that. Also, drawings =/= real children. Do you think posting a drawing of a murder is the same as murdering people too?
> And is notorious for posting CP
How new are you? It's an anonymous site. Of course there will be a few trolls/ degenerates who spam disgusting things such as CP, gore and scat for (you)'s. They don't represent all of 4chan (or even the majority).
> Yet you all simultaneously whine about imaginary pedophile sex trafficking rings by the Clintons or whoever. kek
Yes, most people on here are against actual pedophilia. People on 4chan have helped law enforcement track down pedophiles on several occasions.
> 16 years old is far from being a girl's "prime"
Roastie cope. 16-18 is their prime in terms of physical attractiveness.
> Plenty of girls don't become attractive or develop assets until they're late teens/early 20's.
Roastie cope.

>> No.19774118

>>19774005
Nah, it's deeply rooted in 4chan history. Semi newfag here (2008), and it's been around as long as I have.

>>19773977
He's a decent stand up comedian and has been in some really funny guest appearances on shows. The episode of workaholics where he plays a pedophile (ironic, right) is hilarious. Though I agree that his ego is grating.

>> No.19774119

>>19772346
this is pretty funny since he played a character on you that the protagonist murdered because he liked to fuck teenage girls. life imitating art.

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>>19772346
I dated a 19 year old from tinder at 31. Had to lie about my age to match her though, but she was cool with it. Her mom was like 36 and also oddly welcoming. My mom was upset and keeps trying to set me up with 40 yo women from church

>> No.19774202

>>19774056
Its pederastie

>> No.19774221

>>19774056
No one outside of anglo countries thinks fucking a 16 yo is pedophilia. It might be creepy, but it's not at all pedophilia. Here's the wikipedia definition of pedophilia:
> Pedophilia (alternatively spelt paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children.[1][2] Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12,[3] criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[4]