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I hope yall niggas are getting swole before you financially make it, unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.

>> No.19761999

Been there, done that anon. Hit the natty peak years ago, /biz/maxxing now.

>> No.19762018

yessir

>> No.19762019

I look young/fit for my age so no point in wasting energy on getting swole.

>> No.19762045

Why would you care what people think of you if you're rich and fucking 18 year olds? That's literally the only two reasons to care about other people's opinions at all.
And I say this as someone who lifts and hates fat people.

>> No.19762300
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This. If you make it but you’re fat, it’s unironically over

>> No.19762327

>>19761979
>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
What's the downside?

>> No.19762328
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what if you make it but you're a skelly?

>> No.19762344

If you're fat but rich you can just get lipo and hire a PT. Sufficient application of capital solves many problems.

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>>19761979
thanks, i'm already /fit/

>> No.19762353

You can get in shape for free whether you're rich or poor. Don't be an r9kfag making excuses about how you were fucked from the start. Make shit happen.

>> No.19762362

>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
i wanna be exactly that guy

>> No.19762407

>>19761979
>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
uh yes?

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>>19761979
rip zyzz

>> No.19762551

>>19761979

Hot 18 year olds will bring me tendies for my tubby tummy poolside, and like it.

>> No.19762607

Girls with a daddy fetish love the dad bod.

>> No.19762681

>>19761979
Bruh check your local listings on seeking.com. compare that to 'real' dating sites like okcupid, and you will see that it's a buyer's fucking market for rich old dudes fucking 18 year olds

>> No.19762738

>>19762681
This 100%. Sugar daddy here. Not fat or very old but yeah its awesome.

Ama

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>>19761979
based thread

just hit a 315lb bench press for 5 reps (natty) absolutely mogging every other 35 year old on the market rn

>> No.19762801

>>19761979
Wait, you want to make it so you can have sex??

>> No.19763150

>>19761999
>natty peak
why stop there or are you dyel?

>> No.19763220

>>19761979
I'm getting yoked wile I wait 4 my linkies to moon. Got 1.2k stack and a 70lb benchpress life is good

>> No.19763235

>>19762681
this
sugar daddy here but dont ama anything because im not a faggot who seeks attention

>> No.19763480
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>>19761979
as long as im fuckign 18 year olds, i dont give a fuck

fuck you

>> No.19763568

>>19761999
>natty peak
Meaning far swollen bulking with a loss of facial aesthetics. Inferior and less healthy than low dose anabolic steroid use.

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>>19761979
Being /fit/ is great and I highly recommend each man try the lifestyle at least for a few years of his youth.
>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
This is exactly who I want to be though. That fat hentai motherfucker who cucks all the zoomies.

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>>19761979

>> No.19763731
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19763731

I’m ready anon, about to be the rich jacked redpilled chad. The ultimate trio of physical, mental and financial excellence

>> No.19763932

>>19761979
Just hit 2plate bench and can curl 45s with the Olympic bar im pretty fucking yolked tbqh

>> No.19763934

>>19761979
>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls
Yes.

>> No.19764008

>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls

yes. anybody called me?

>> No.19764100

>>19763220
>70lb benchpress

Uh what

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>>19761979
god he's fucking perfect why did he have to leave us

>> No.19764161

>>19763150

Cause I'm plenty big and this is as much as women care for. Strong too, and I don't have to deal with steroids.

Maybe I'll get on gear once I'm old and the test is wearing down. Lifting simply isn't my first passion anymore, stacks are.

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>>19761979
>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.

You assume you can defeat the fat old man?

>> No.19764251

>>19761979
>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
Problem? there are a lot of swole virgins on /fit/

>> No.19764268

>>19761979
ALready made it and don't really care about getting swole. Women like me even though I have very little muscle.That being said, I need to work on improving my health (including some exercise)...

>> No.19764312

>>19764161
it sounds like your t levels are already tanking

>> No.19764565
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>>19761979
>Not self inserting as the ugly bastard in hentai's

>> No.19765144

>>19761979
>I hope yall niggas are getting swole before you financially make it, unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
based and redpilled

>> No.19765188

>>19761979
Yes I want to be that creepy Boomer fucking 15yo girls. Epstein is my idol

>> No.19765207

>>19761979
based. everyone should be lifting and running.

>>19762738
how's it work? do you straight up say what you want from them?

>> No.19765220

>>19761979
How did I end up on /fit/?

>> No.19765296

>>19762760
So when you say 315, are you including that gut in the total?

>> No.19765342

>>19761979
>posts a guy who died shortly after this picture was taken from his fitness obsession as someone to emulate
I'm good

>> No.19765425

Yes

>> No.19765475

>>19762465

Based and zyzzpilled

>> No.19765667

>>19761979
I'm looking good, moderately young, and all in ARPA for the MPC bubble. Let's goooo.

>> No.19765794

>>19762327
Right? Leonardo dicaprio does it all the time and biz calls him a hero

>> No.19765824

>>19765296
this would make sense if i said squat, MAYBE even deadlift, but bench press? pftthahaha good one nerd

>> No.19765859

>>19761979

Muscles are only impressive to traps and gays. Women care about money and intellect. /thread

>> No.19765864

>>19765342
He had a heart condition since birth that went unnoticed kys

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>>19765864
I'm sure the cocaine and steroids didn't help

>> No.19766022

>>19765859
lol, all they care about is confidence. If you project strength and self-assurance, they can not HELP being attracted. It's like when men see nice tits/body parts blood flows to your penis involuntarily and you start thinking about sex.

Money helps, nice body helps, but only as far as it elevates your confidence.

>> No.19766078

>>19761979
you will still be creepy fat guy compensating with mussels

>> No.19766107

>>19763480
Ummm hello base department?

>> No.19766119

Is there anything sadder than a wagecage body?

>> No.19766127

>>19766022
Bagel Boss was confident and that nigga got body slammed and humiliated nationwide. Fuck off with this confidence meme, I’ve had girls approach me and hook up when I’m minding my own business sipping a beer in the corner of a bar just because I’m tall and don’t look like shit

>> No.19766153

>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls.
I think a lot of people would be content with that.

>> No.19766162

>>19766127
how tall r u?

>> No.19766195

>>19766022
Woman dont care about you, they care about what can you provide them where can you get them on, if you look confident that means you're attractive nice cloth nice brain healthy so you can provide them goods, that's what they care about, in the ends, goods = money, food, richness.

>> No.19766216

>>19766162
Just 5’11.5 but people in my area are typically shorter

>> No.19766219

You can get swoled after you make it

>> No.19766240

>>19766022
>blood flows to your penis involuntarily and you start thinking about sex.
what does it mean if this never happens

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>>19761979
No, I'm going to be that creepy skele banging the 18 year olds. No, wait, I already am, but I hopefully will be the creepy skele banging 18 year olds with money.

>> No.19766256

>>19766216
where d you live?

>> No.19766277

>>19766216
lmao that is manlet height

I'm 6'2'' and jacked and even I don't get approached

>> No.19766310

>>19766277
5'11 manlet?
hahaha
I'm 5'8 and would take the shit out of ya lankletto

>> No.19766330

I’m dying to get swole, but no equipment is available online. I need a barbell weights and a rack which I could usually get for $400 but everything’s sold out besides $1000 sets.

>> No.19766339

>>19761979
>>unless you wanna be that creepy fat/old guy fucking 18 year girls
Sold!

>> No.19766371

>>19763150
ask me how I know your life is pathetic

>> No.19766378

>>19761979
Where did you get this zyzz photo???

>> No.19766394

>>19766310
5'8 chads rise up

>> No.19766436

>>19765207

>how's it work? do you straight up say what you want from them?

from what i can tell, it's implied at first. act like your rich, and the girl will probably make jokes about you buying her shit at some point. it will be completely obvious, because they girl will be hot and completely unlikable.

it will be super obvious the girl is only interested in you because you have money.

>> No.19766453

>>19762300
>book 12 months at different villas on CVvillas that have personal staff and chef (total cost about 120k)
>explicity tell them to ONLY prepare fish and vegetables for the duration of your stay
Now you're no longer fat

>> No.19766456

>>19765936

he was on adderal and coke. and his entire life was revolved around working out and going to clubs. he had a nice body, but he wasn't a rolemodel

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>>19766240
It means you are a faggot.

It happens to 99% of straight men, because the male brain responds primarily to visual stimuli, while women respond primarily to emotional stimuli. What kind of feelings can you invoke in her.

That's why men watch porn to get off, and women read erotic novels. It's the story, the narrative, the moment, the situation, the fantasy that gets them off.

A confident man invokes all kinds of emotions in women, just from non-verbal communication. It trumps any other single characteristic for attraction.

>> No.19766538

>>19766022
And here. We. Cope.

>> No.19766545

>>19766310
> I'm 5'8 and would take the shit out of ya lankletto

I'm 100 kg jacked, nice try

>> No.19766562

>not wanting to be that creepy fat old guy fucking 18 year girls
the fuck are you doing here? that's the dream. just the thought of a fine young thing totally debasing herself for what I spend on a haircut makes me diamonds

>> No.19766582

>>19766502
This

Theres a subreddit called r/stupidslutsclub, here one can understand that you should never treat women well or with respect, theyre all just walking wet holes. Dont get me wrong, I dont blame women for that, its their nature, most of the time its the guys fault for not treating them like sluts, because its what their deep desire is.

>> No.19766602

Laughing at all you morons who seriously think it's worth it to use all kinds of random steroids to skip the hard effort to create a proper body, thinking it has no consequences you'll regret around 30+

.t MD with speciality for internal medicine

>> No.19766641

>>19766502
>>19766582
Unironically based because the oldest you get the more you realize that it's just true. Test filled manlets thinking they will get anywhere in life, either financially, with women or mentally by working out all day are a joke. It may help to some extent but it's shit tier of you focus all energy on it while you're practically still a loser without any other skills

>> No.19766645

>>19763731
Post lifts

>> No.19766741

>>19766253
This bitch is like 4.5/10 lol

>> No.19766792

>>19766645
Don’t really lift for strength but benched 365 at my most. I’m unironically a professional bodybuilder who competes in tested shows

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>>19761979
why of course anon

>> No.19766950

>>19761979
that was me a year ago, sorry for the gay haircut. anime phase

>> No.19767248

>>19766502
It happened when I was 12-16. Then I stopped watching porn and I stopped being attracted to "visual stimuli." Also not a faggot, faggot. Cum and dicks turn me off and are one of the reasons I don't want porn. Maybe you're just a cuck? While I'd be a good family man. Strange rationalization on your part, though, to watch other men fuck girls and then say that not doing so is gay.

>> No.19767258

>>19767248
*The reason I am no longer turned on by it is that it's whoreish on the woman's part to even display herself in such a way. And nobody wants to waste time fucking a dumb whore. These parts might become attractive during the act. Or rather, obesity and the likes might be an active turn-off.