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19756618 No.19756618 [Reply] [Original]

Everyday I wake up,
Butt naked as per usual,
I get out of bed and stretch,
I look to my right at my full body mirror,
I admire the body I've been given that was sculpted by God himself,
I look myself in the eye and wink,
"It should be illegal to be this sexy" I say,
I check my portfolio and see that I’m up,
Massive profits from Proton XPR as always,
Go about my day knowing I’m on top.