fuck the employment process

[Anonymous No.19753514]

Why does it take so long to get a job holy fucking shit. I have a fucking bachelor's degree in business and am mostly applying to jobs that don't list any education or experience requirements (because I know I have to start low) and seemingly doing very well in the application/interview process but I just don't get any fucking job offers. I've been seriously trying to get a job for a month and I feel like I'd get rejected from Burger King at this point.

What the fuck.

>inb4 "that's what you get for going to college hurr durr!
That only makes sense if it's possible to get a job with zero qualifications right out of high school. Even if a degree is literally worthless I'm still starting at the same point and not going anywhere, so it would just be hopeless for everyone except for doctors or whatever.

At least I have no debt plus some money in the bank

[Anonymous No.19753529]

Did you mention that you were jewish? It helps.

[Anonymous No.19753583]

>>19753514
You’re overqualified/overeducated for entry level and underqualified for anything consequential. Sorry m8, try again

[Anonymous No.19753589]

>>19753514
>He fell for the Business Degree meme

Enjoy your debt and subpar life, anon.

[Anonymous No.19753628]

Chads never get rejected from job opportunities

Job applications from shoulderlets are so easy to forget
>Oops, who was that application from again which I accidentally put in the washing machine?

[Anonymous No.19753642]

>>19753514
>I have a fucking bachelor's degree in business
You are applying for jobs above your level. Apply for McJobs/Construction/Retail/waiter jobs

[Anonymous No.19753654]

>>19753529
lol

I'm not completely sure but I think I actually lost out on one of these due to being white, there were 4 of us doing a try-out process and I was clearly a close second to this clean cut boomer guy who was way over qualified but I was WAY better than this mentally slow black guy and spergy white kid, so either they mislead us when they told us there were jobs (not a job) available and the boomer guy got it or there were two jobs available and they picked the black guy over me for diversity reasons.

[Anonymous No.19753682]

>>19753589
When I worked at amazon, by Area manager had a MBA and was in her late 30’s(salary starts at 70k).

[Anonymous No.19753694]

>>19753583
Yeah I guess that is a thing, I wouldn't want to hire someone likely to replace me in a year. What do I do though lol
>>19753589
I have zero debt and actually profited from scholarships, I am thankful for that much
>>19753628
fek u
>>19753642
I'm shooting low but not white that low yet, like mainly warehouse-type jobs and trainee manager positions in stores. I really hate the idea of working in food service.

[Anonymous No.19753711]

>>19753514
Just use your connections. You did make those in college, right?

[Anonymous No.19753718]

>>19753628
>Chads never get rejected from job opportunities
this. imagine ever getting turned down for a job

[Anonymous No.19753722]

>>19753514
welcome to underemployment OP. you break the cycle by actually knowing the right people, being born from the right vagina or provably be low percentile tier in ability.

[Anonymous No.19753742]

>>19753694
That’s the problem with scholarships, even if it doesn’t cost you money, it just cost you 4 years of your life for a worthless degree. You could have been wage slaving making 36k a year w/benefits, probably could have over 50k in the bank if you saved.

[Anonymous No.19753771]

>>19753742
And around that time could have been promoted.

[Anonymous No.19753780]

>>19753711
I really tried to but people are fucking useless these days, they barely leave their rooms. Even the white coomers I was actually friends with were impossible to get out to go to a bar or something, they literally just sit around stoned all day and don't answer texts. Actually normies are quite judgemental and you have to walk on egg shells around them so that never worked out, and they still are very hard to mobilize for anything outside.

[Anonymous No.19753886]

>>19753742
At least for me it was just 3 years. I didn't really have any good connections in my home town, my parents were liberals without many friends. Most people suggesting waging out of high school as a good career plan assume everyone has a dad or a close friend that owns a business.

[Anonymous No.19753998]

>>19753514
Maybe move ? Apply further away just spam applications, although youre kinda fucked due to corona

[Anonymous No.19754005]

>>19753514
I have a bachelors degree in a worthless literary field and I’ve got every job I’ve ever interviewed for. Sounds like you’re just doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.19754136]

>>19754005
When was the last time you interviewed? >>19753998 corona is obviously a factor, yeah

[Anonymous No.19754853]

god im pisssed, i want some fucking money so i can move out again

[Anonymous No.19754964]

>I've been seriously trying to get a job for a month
That's not very long, anon. In this shit job market you should expect an average of 3 months of job searching.

>I have a fucking bachelor's degree in business and am mostly applying to jobs that don't list any education or experience requirements (because I know I have to start low) and seemingly doing very well in the application/interview process but I just don't get any fucking job offers.
Bro you are overqualified for many of the roles you're applying for probably. Protip: many job descriptions don't actually align with what the role requires. If it says minimum of 2 years exp, apply anyways. 4 years is pushing it but 2 and less is always a good sign.

[Anonymous No.19754983]

I’m in the same boat other than I have a wage job currently where I make roughly 50k/yr but I can’t get out now due to the fake and gay virus. I’ve had my degree since December but for some reason, NOW I’m at least finally getting interviews so idfk man.

[Anonymous No.19755022]

>>19753514
Holy shit a whole month. Give it 9 months and we will see how much of your soul is left!

[Anonymous No.19755038]

>>19753694
>fek u
Just get a retail job until you can get the job you think you deserve, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.19755077]

Take you college education off of your resume when applying for places that don't require it. They think you're using the job as a stepping stone and will leave after 6 months even if that's what you intend to do.

Once you're established at the job, it might be beneficial for you to reveal that you have a degree. That's often a big bonus when going for a management position.

Best places for you to apply at are grocery stores and warehouses. There's opportunity for advancement into a manager position in those types of workplaces.

[Anonymous No.19755250]

I have a degree in English and Philosophy and I got a job as a junior financial adviser within 2 months of graduation. But I spent most of my time networking, learning other skills like SQL and doing internships at banks. Uni isn't about the piece of paper, it's about everything else you choose to do or not to do during those years. If you spent 3 years getting drunk and coasted a 2:1 you are just about qualified to be a retail team leader or customer services manager. Sorry, did no one tell you degrees are worthless now?

[Anonymous No.19756051]

>>19754964
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19756132]

>>19753514
The exact reason why I’m getting my masters

[Anonymous No.19756147]

PhD in math. Applied for 500+ in 6 months. No offers yet.

[Anonymous No.19756151]

>>19753529
Good idea to legally change your last name to shekelwitz or something?

[Anonymous No.19756185]

>>19756132
>>19756147
lol

[Anonymous No.19756202]

>>19755250
I really wish someone had told me this shit. I don't regret going because I'm such a fucking loser it doesn't really make a difference either way but nobody ever says it's the extra shit that counts. Playing catch up afterwards sucks a million dicks.

[Anonymous No.19756226]

>>19753514
World is collapsing in a symphony of schizo happening with homeless people making more than the median income gaming the system of corona benefits, and you're wondering why you can't become wagie.

[Anonymous No.19756728]

>>19754964
I'm applying to all kinds of roles regardless of qualifications, I'll keep trying.
>>19755038
I thought I made it clear that's exactly what I was doing
>>19755250
How could I graduate in 3 years if I was drunk all the time lol, i did pretty well

Yes, people told me that but it didn't and still doesn't make intuitive sense, or practical sense for my situation given my pile of scholarships and lack of networking through my family. Think about this: the general argument against college is that college is the new high school, and thus not that valuable, but isn't someone who didn't graduate high school still much less employable than someone who did?
>>19756226
I mean, yeah? If they're all being bums then aren't they leaving jobs open?

[Anonymous No.19756765]

>>19756202
lots of people say it mate, i was well aware of that concept and tried to follow but there wasn't much 'extra shit' available in my Uni, not unless you joined a frat or something

[Anonymous No.19757063]

>>19753514
I also fell for the Business degree meme. The truth is you have to specialise as soon as you graduate. For me it's finance. 3 years out of university and I've already worked in tax and banking.

Others who graduated alongside me now work in recruitment, procurement, IT, etc.

[Anonymous No.19757135]

>>19757063
how the fuck am i supposed to specialize if no one hires me even for basic shit

Literally all of the advice, from all sides, about being successful centers around the idea that you can just start somewhere. It's really not that doable.

[Anonymous No.19757228]

>>19753514

>mostly applying to jobs that don't list any education or experience requirements

Don't do this. Always apply for jobs with experience requirements that you don't meet as long as they are explicitly entry level (ie. they want 2 or 3 years experience listed on job posting). The experience requirements mean NOTHING for entry level jobs; they exist only so that if a company is sued by a money hungry nigger or roastie for "hiring discrimination" they can always claim they did not have enough experience for the role per the job posting. There is an entire jewish industry built around these "discrimination" shakedowns, so HR is very careful to word to job postings in ways that would better hold up in court even if they don't apply to their actual internal hiring standards. Same reason background checks, drug tests, and second and third interviews are required for bullshit white collar jobs where no one dies if you fuck up on the job like blue collar work.

And besides, whats the worse that can happen if you apply for a job with high experience requirements, other than a mass produced rejection email?

[Anonymous No.19757271]

>I've been seriously trying to get a job for a month
>a month
>a month
>implying that's a long enough time to get pissy about this

for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.19757272]

>>19757228
Read the thread mate, I made it clear I'm applying for all jobs that even vaguely seem like a good fit like 3 times. What do you think they taught me in business college if not that?

[Anonymous No.19757319]

>>19757271
i think it's fair when you consider how low paying these jobs are. Also why should time be the operant factor? There are pretty much a fixed number of jobs available in an area, you could apply to them all in one day if you wanted. I've pretty much burned through all the ones that seemed like real options.

and it fucking sucks being stuck home with my irritating parents and i want to get money and move out

[Anonymous No.19757530]

>>19757319
>i think it's fair when you consider how low paying these jobs are.

then you're completely disconnected from reality

spoiler for you: it's fairly likely you still wont have a job at the 3 month search mark - because that's just how it is, especially in the middle of a fucking recession. Fucking snowflake I DESERVE A JOB WRIGHT NAOW!!1

[Anonymous No.19757664]

>>19757530
jesus christ dude, im a snowflake for wanting a job?

[Anonymous No.19757761]

Female run HR departments are cancer and need to be removed especially now that everyones out of work

[Anonymous No.19757797]

>>19757761
The few interviews I've had have all been with men. I have one pending right now that told me I'd hear back this week but it's already tuesday and no word so I'm doubtful.

[Anonymous No.19757839]

>>19757797
Yeah it's soul destroying anon stay strong. If you have a few hundred bucks go buy/hire a pressure washer and clean houses or get some cleaning supplies and do ovens or something in the meantime while you're applying fastlane forum is good for ideas.
https://www.thefastlaneforum.com/community/

[Anonymous No.19758361]

>>19753529
Can I legally changed my name to David Goldstein?

[Anonymous No.19758410]

>>19758361
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19758778]

>>19753682
That's brutal holy shit.

[Anonymous No.19758864]

Everyone tells you it but people ignore it.
I'd bet they mentioned the careers advice office to you in freshers week but you never even thought about giving them your CV to look over, let alone using that opportunity to charm an obviously networked-to-work Karen in 'careers advice' into getting you a jammy internship, which in turn can lead to a lucrative grad scheme. Everyone mocked me for doing English but I earn more than everyone I know except the rich kids and a genuinely gifted software dev who was always going to make it.

[Anonymous No.19758883]

>>19758864
>>19756202
fucking laptop

[Anonymous No.19758901]

>>19758864
nice cryptic schizopost

[Anonymous No.19759070]

just lie on your resume bro, i would have never gotten any interview invites otherwise

[Anonymous No.19759098]

why dont you do like what all the other smart people are doing. Apply for unemployment and invest in link

[Anonymous No.19759141]

There are no jobs to be had. Only WW3 and white genocide. For a board about forecasting the future you people really like to think it's still the 90s

[Anonymous No.19759152]

>>19759098
cant get unemployment if you didnt have a job before lol