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Anonymous Thu Apr 20 17:58:27 2017 No.1975156 [Reply] [Original]

>$120b in venture capital

Holy fuck how fucking stupid do you have to be to invest that much in a fucking juice bag squeezer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 18:04:52 2017 No.1975168 >ywn never live in silicon valley >ywn get billions for dumbshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 18:20:04 2017 No.1975208 Don't forget to leave your dislike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAsEEW7WUHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:25:45 2017 No.1975361 File: 34 KB, 480x360, juicero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what his race is

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:29:25 2017 No.1975371 Yeah, "why would you mess with that?" Amazingly, you can just buy vegetables at the market and eat them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:34:48 2017 No.1975391 File: 144 KB, 960x960, juicero bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1975361

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:36:17 2017 No.1975394 >>1975361 >>1975391 PURE COINCIDENCE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:40:30 2017 No.1975405 >The press will retail for $400 :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:49:50 2017 No.1975425 File: 51 KB, 740x620, φ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1975394 Jewcero

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 21:37:05 2017 No.1975702 Why wouldnt i just use a blender?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 21:53:33 2017 No.1975733 >>1975156 what the fuck? juice bags will cost $25 and be must slightly over a few litres, willing to bet on it such a dumb system, it'll work on millenials

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 21:53:38 2017 No.1975735 File: 33 KB, 500x500, 1469539276196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1975425

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 21:57:22 2017 No.1975744 >>1975733 They cost 8 dollars and are single serve bags. Basically its a more expensive canned drink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 22:03:36 2017 No.1975754 >>1975156 wait does it just squeeze a bag?

Anonymous Thu Apr 20 22:05:21 2017 No.1975761

the fact that you can squeeze the bags yourself isnt the worst thing.

who the fuck buys a "juicer" that just crushes premade bags of shit when you could buy a normal juicer/blender and put any shit in it you want, or just buy prebottled shit and skip the middleman?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 22:06:32 2017 No.1975764 >>1975168 i live in silicon valley. dumbshit pays the bills

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 22:07:38 2017 No.1975765 >>1975761 not that this guy isnt a fucking genius to get $$$ for this from out of touch "investors" though. even if he isn't in on the joke he still won.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 22:10:13 2017 No.1975770 >>1975425 JEWCERA CERA YOUR SHEKLES BELONG TO ME YOUR FUTURE IS MINE, YOU SEE JEWCERA CERA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:03:08 2017 No.1976308 >>1975754 Yes for 400 dollars or 1200 for business clients

Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:07:56 2017 No.1976317

Every vegetable pack has an individual QR code
The juicer contains a camera that reads the QR code and phones home to Juicero
If the expiration date is just 1 day past, it refuses to juice
It refuses to juice without an Internet connection generally
The company knows exactly when you use it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 03:38:56 2017 No.1976477 File: 159 KB, 1300x867, adam-sandler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1975361 >>1975391

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 03:41:39 2017 No.1976482 >>1976317 What customer would even want this feature? Investors got what they deserved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 03:43:24 2017 No.1976484 >>1976317 >>1976482 The expiry date is on the damn pack too, its less work to just read the damn thing. THIS PRODUCT IS A FUCKING MEME

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 03:46:25 2017 No.1976488 >>1975156 It was $120m, by the way, not $120b.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:03:18 2017 No.1976512 File: 122 KB, 1024x1024, 1428532571202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1975156 >buy a bag of juice >buy a machine to squeeze a bag of juice >mfw bottles of fruit juice already exist

Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:23:15 2017 No.1976547

>>1975156
This would be a good idea if it actually had moist, cut up vegetables in there. Of course, that would require a significantly much larger bag.

I bet it started out that way, but they realized it wouldn't work because you can't just hydrolic press a bunch of fruit or vegetables and automatically get juice out of it. you have to run it through an auger that works on it at a cellular level to extract the juice properly. This might work with oranges and some other fruits, but not vegetables.

People don't know the pain of cleaning a juicer after use. Kale juice stains bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:40:20 2017 No.1977498 >>1976317 only silicon valley vegan retards that have their heads up their asses would buy this >nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:48:12 2017 No.1977522 File: 889 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170421-114629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1975208 LOLOLOL. 12 likes 500 dislikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:49:58 2017 No.1977526 >>1977522 *600

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:54:23 2017 No.1977545 >>1977522 they had another video that had 1 like. wanna bet this guy>>1975361 liked it?

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