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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue Jun 16 07:58:00 2020 No.19748754 [Reply] [Original]

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Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:04 2020 No.19748777
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Ericsson investors, things are looking good as fuck. They doubled their 5G sub forecast thanks to China, the only thing slowing them down in other countries is because of the Corona shit according to the company. They will easily become a growth bomb for the next few years. Not to mention that US is constantly fighting Ericsson's largest competitor Huawei across the globe to reduce their influence, which is obviously good for Ericsson aswell (case in point Brazil that happened just a few days ago)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:26 2020 No.19748780 File: 175 KB, 348x355, 1548973929802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Close any of your calls at open, and buy puts before Jerome opens his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:31 2020 No.19748781 bros this shit won't stop going up every time i look back at crashes i see a steep ramp right before everything goes to shit why shouldn't i sell everything and just wait

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:38 2020 No.19748782 First for jerome is gonna dip us to 293

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:47 2020 No.19748784 First for what time is Powell on and what time zone is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:47 2020 No.19748785 File: 571 KB, 828x996, 1588713410596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone post a sure fire recipe to help me shit or else I really may die

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:51 2020 No.19748786 CHINA VS INDIA WAR IS OIL OIL WILL WARP SPEED TO THE MOON BUY CALLS ON THE ENERGY SECTOR THIS IS IT Three US Navy aircraft carriers are patrolling the Pacific Ocean at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:52 2020 No.19748787 BUY IVR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:00:56 2020 No.19748789 >implying the senators and their puppetmasters didn't load up on shorts during yesterday's pump so that they could force a dump today They're going to waterboard JPow live

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:01:03 2020 No.19748791 Praise Jesus, bless thy gains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:01:49 2020 No.19748797 >>19748785 castor oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:02:09 2020 No.19748802 What REITs do you like the most? I have a good deal of FRT I bought at 68, but am thinking on what to bag next dip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:02:25 2020 No.19748807 >>19748754 Jerome gets on Starts talking about niggers Market drops to 290

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:02:38 2020 No.19748808 >>19748781 Just set stop losses nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:03:00 2020 No.19748815 File: 242 KB, 1600x1063, 1592130774684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748784

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:03:13 2020 No.19748817 >>19748785 Salmonella

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:03:13 2020 No.19748819 >>19748786 I don't even understand why North korea is freaking out so much, nothing has happened except the activist propaganda balloons flying around

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:03:15 2020 No.19748820 File: 22 KB, 530x578, images (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What should I buy right before I go to sleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:03:37 2020 No.19748824 IVR CHADS REPORT IN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:03:56 2020 No.19748827 >>19748785 start drinking water with loads of lemon juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:04:02 2020 No.19748830 >>19748785 Prune juice, coffee and nicotine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:04:25 2020 No.19748835 >>19748785 Go all in on yolo options, the nervousness will get your bowels working

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:04:39 2020 No.19748839 Oh jerome Oh i hate this nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:05:20 2020 No.19748845 sweet supple oil... let me retire habibi go to the moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:06:14 2020 No.19748855 >>19748785 spend some time in the bottom position of a squat as you watch your portfolio lose value today at least 15 minutes of accumulated time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:06:41 2020 No.19748862 Any good buys today lads?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:07:24 2020 No.19748869 How does my dick taste bobo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:07:45 2020 No.19748874 File: 278 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20200616_130312_io.freetrade.android.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just as well I bought more instead of panic selling yesterday. Gonna buy another 2k Friday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:08:15 2020 No.19748881 >>19748802 got my eye on IIPR for when/if it dips again. theyre newer, so risky, but their books look ok (to me)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:08:30 2020 No.19748883 >>19748862 $KR gonna rip today or tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:08:33 2020 No.19748885 >Three US Navy aircraft carriers are patrolling the Pacific Ocean at the same time. >Violent face off at India-China border \| 3 casualties on Indian side why sisntn ti this trending fffffssss WAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:09:40 2020 No.19748895 File: 158 KB, 650x350, JeromeDPOW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748754 Bobos have no power here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:09:43 2020 No.19748897 >>19748883 Seems priced in though, no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:09:43 2020 No.19748898 >>19748780 T H I S

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:09:57 2020 No.19748903 File: 190 KB, 500x598, 1567895371261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748780 i'm bag holding a shit load of memes and I know this is going to happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:10:31 2020 No.19748908 >>19748785 buy some HTZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:10:36 2020 No.19748909 Finna sell off all my shit today for a modest 25% profit, before Jerome does some stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:11:16 2020 No.19748915 too late to get in on SAVE rally?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:12:52 2020 No.19748925 I want to thank you all. I have learned so much here. My gift to you: TSX:GFL My second largest holding. Long hold, growth. Enjoy it my friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:12:58 2020 No.19748927 >>19748815 literally a subhuman compared to Asian goddesses pure and innocent

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:13:03 2020 No.19748928 Heavenly father, make today be brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:13:29 2020 No.19748932 >>19748915 just wait for the next one. it'll tank again

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:13:35 2020 No.19748936

Ok guys so I have doubled up my metamucil dose, drank about 2 liters of water and I think the last double dose of laxatives may he taking effect as I'm starting to get gas. Wish me luck Bros I can feel the war going on in my bowels. I'll update you all soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:14:38 2020 No.19748947 >>19748895 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:15:24 2020 No.19748954 >>19748754 >TSLA Going straight for 2k >ZM Next stop 300 >Shopify Milestone 1k soon Have you bought the cheapies? Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:15:42 2020 No.19748956 >>19748883 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:15:48 2020 No.19748957 >>19748936 So after this all transpires, stop consuming cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:16:21 2020 No.19748971 >>19748925 Explain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:16:22 2020 No.19748970 >>19748915 Still a bit under where it was before last weeks dip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:16:56 2020 No.19748976 >>19748936 Salt water enema will also work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:17:02 2020 No.19748978 Market gonna go green for the day or we gonna crash after opening again like last time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:17:46 2020 No.19748984 File: 365 KB, 1903x999, moon futures.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures gettin' a little crazy over here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:18:15 2020 No.19748990 >>19748957 I've learned my lesson after this. My uncle told me he got diverticulitis recently and I'm on that same path. Gonna start eating less meat, cheese, and carbs >>19748976 I'm not no Kansas City faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:18:55 2020 No.19748996 I don't understand why anons sleep on TOPS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:18:59 2020 No.19748998 >sold a covered WFC call on Friday with a 30 strike that expires 6/19. >It's now 30 cents from being ITM lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:19:02 2020 No.19749000 File: 107 KB, 256x389, butters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh geez, fellas... those mean ol' bears are gonna try and take our money today aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:19:27 2020 No.19749003 >>19748978 this is the holy grail on telling where the market would go https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:20:39 2020 No.19749016 >>19748996 Probably because its a stinker

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:21:32 2020 No.19749027

>>19748897
I presume you're talking about earnings? I'm betting that the amount that they blew out earnings is going to absolutely smoke their already high projections. Look at that chart, KR appears to never even having a run up. I think that's about to change and a little price discovery might be in order after they have cleaned up during the pandemic, while others faltered.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:21:46 2020 No.19749028

>>19748971
Buying up weak trash companies. Flush with cash. Essential services. CEO is kinda shady but it's trash business so this is a perfect fit.
They are seeking blood in the water during covid, trying to eat any other weak bitches.
Soo they will own Canada trash market, and half the US. 'Green' is in style, they put it in they fucckin' name to play the 'green good' sheep.
Business is more then just trash, also do land projects and monitoring. Printing cash, getting fat.
Hell they don't even have a workplace death each month. Almost looks like they care about the low level worker.... maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:22:16 2020 No.19749037 In up on NIO so much. I think ill just sell on open and leave 200 shares in case it goes to 100 one day.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:22:27 2020 No.19749039

>>19748990
>Gonna start eating less meat, cheese, and carbs
I unironically took on a mostly vegan diet some time in January and I feel great. Once a week I have a family meal with meat and the next day I can feel the change it does to my body. I used to live off meat in every meal, dairy was a huge part also - ice cream, milk, cheese etc. - and ice cream was my catalyst to change. Every time I ate it for the past few years I'd shit liquid within 30 minutes. Almond milk is actually a really good supplement if you want to keep eating cereal and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:22:48 2020 No.19749044 >>19749003 Explain please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:23:04 2020 No.19749049 >>19749000 Don't worry butters they will all be extinct soon enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:23:11 2020 No.19749051 Buy DENN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:23:46 2020 No.19749063 >>19748785 Taco Bell's sauce packets are purgatives that taste halfway decent. YUM is practically a Healthcare stock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:24:04 2020 No.19749067 >>19748785 Just take a laxative. It may be violent and not advised if you've got a backlog going on as your body will try to eject a boulder from your anus. Otherwise fix your diet and do some exercise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:24:05 2020 No.19749068 File: 138 KB, 1280x1280, DYtDqkvVAAAJhFa.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748786 i have a question how much more profitable is an option compared to a 3x etf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:24:11 2020 No.19749069 File: 42 KB, 560x747, 1579656255142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey /biz/ frens I got a hot tip. Buy some UGAZ on open for $10.70 and set the sell for $12.35 for an easy 15% gain in the next couple of days

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:24:24 2020 No.19749073
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>>19748785
Fecal vomiting is a genuine condition, rarely occurring in cases of severe constipation in which the colon is completely full of feces. The vomit, however, doesn't actually contain what we recognize as poop, which comes from the colon. It contains liquid from the small intestine, ejected in with the help of powerful, reverse contractions of muscles in the small intestine and esophagus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:24:32 2020 No.19749076 >>19748996 because TOPS keep issuing more shares every fucking WEEK. if you're looking for penny stock go with SHIP at least that stock has good news and analyst considers it a buy potentially bringing in more investors

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:25:15 2020 No.19749087 DFEN. Are 3x ETFs worth the risk or will I get recked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:25:15 2020 No.19749088 File: 457 KB, 1280x2652, 1e3fd4ba-daa4-4cc2-92f1-b397fa319695..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748927 >muh 90% plastic wayfuu so perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:25:41 2020 No.19749098 >>19748780 never bet against the usa u fuckin commie! back to chyna u go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:25:53 2020 No.19749103 My Air Canada better go up today, I sold my oil stock to buy into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:25:53 2020 No.19749104 >>19749088 what kind of mental illness do (you) have kek

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:25:58 2020 No.19749105

>>19749028
‘Green’ is doomed to fail in a rising conservative market, which both the us and Canada are, and is only good for the occasional bump in a leftist controlled economy. Not to mention, Canada is likely fucked for at least the next 5 years. Maybe if us tariffs become too strong they can recover as a gateway, but not likely. Never bet on Canada beating America.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:26:16 2020 No.19749108 >>19748927 Do you stop when you hear yourself talking and say "wow I sound like a faggot!" and then continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:26:27 2020 No.19749112 erm TVIX is gapping down 11.27%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:26:44 2020 No.19749115 >>19749104 this is true though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:26:51 2020 No.19749119 >>19748785 eat a box of smartbran cereal with psyllium.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:26:58 2020 No.19749121

>>19749044
i dont fully get it, has something to do with lots of lending, but notice the daily spikes and downfalls of the 10 year yield and it always coincides with the SP500 and abit to oil. just spend today looking at the 10 year yield and idk a 5 minute chart

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:27:19 2020 No.19749123 >>19748808 wow rude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:27:22 2020 No.19749124 Suck it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:27:25 2020 No.19749125 >>19749112 the fed's potions are too strong for bears right now

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:27:34 2020 No.19749129

>>19749044
We are literally in the Catch-22. United States 10-Year Bond Yield desperately wants to rise, thus crashing the market with no survivors. Look what happened in 2018, in March and on Monday two weeks ago. The only thing keeping that yield low is constant QE. So, if the yield is low you buy, but if you see it crawling up - sell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:27:34 2020 No.19749130 File: 243 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20200616-072631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lads, the 7/17 F puts are oddly cheap. Going here after I close my calls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:27:58 2020 No.19749134 File: 42 KB, 400x388, 1572026876836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] futures stronk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:28:00 2020 No.19749137 >>19749087 When the crash was happening I did pretty well with them. Just remember that they’re meant to only be held for one or two trading sessions, as they lose value relative to the indices they follow over time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:28:01 2020 No.19749138 File: 390 KB, 1125x1125, fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >DFEN premarket

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:28:08 2020 No.19749140 >>19749088 How do they hide the surgical scars so well? Anything besides makeup?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:28:30 2020 No.19749143 >>19749087 Im holding DFEN and letting go the second I get my money back. There are better options--this guy can tank in a minute and is a slow recoverer. Better to try something else, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:28:34 2020 No.19749144 File: 125 KB, 480x861, Screenshot_20200616-082604~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/20/06/n16261456/moleculin-announces-confirmatory-in-vitro-analysis-of-wp1122

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:28:40 2020 No.19749145 >>19749105 GFL has half they money come in from USA. Biden going to push Green new deal or face the wrath of lefty terrorists. Green is in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:29:09 2020 No.19749150 >>19748815 That girl would be cute af if she had hair. My little sister did something like that, too. Looks like a carpet muncher now. We're just waiting for her to come out of the closet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:29:33 2020 No.19749155 >>19749028 Why should I buy GFL instead of WM though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:29:36 2020 No.19749156 >>19749000 Nice trips butters, we will be fine. Go play with your bull toy or your grounded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:30:17 2020 No.19749166 >>19749125 >Jerome I need your strongest potion for I am going into battle >Bobo, my potions are too strong for a weakling like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:30:18 2020 No.19749165 >>19749145 >Biden Lol ok, good luck with that. If you think Biden is getting elected, you are not looking at the long term voting trends. For their age, millennials are more conservative than boomers ever were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:30:55 2020 No.19749170 okay for real what the FUCK is happening

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:30:56 2020 No.19749171 >>19749145 >Biden What hope does he have of getting elected?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:05 2020 No.19749173 File: 362 KB, 1896x997, rocket futures.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pfffft okay come on now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:19 2020 No.19749176 HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING FUTURES ARE PARABOLIC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:26 2020 No.19749177 >>19749170 >>19749173 Stay mad bears

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:28 2020 No.19749178 ATTN NIGGERS: What time is the powell talk? and what time zone? I can't find a source so I think it's just bears and their paranoid delusions. t. ex bear

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:35 2020 No.19749180 >>19749155 Cheap, growth. I donno, WM probs better but I like the play in the dirt and look for gems. GFL is my u washed gem. Might be worthless, might be a diamond. Do your own DD too, but I am deep in this bitch and feeling good about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:36 2020 No.19749181 >oil i'm in heaven. please let this be the end of red days for oil. just go up only to $60

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:31:38 2020 No.19749182 this all has to do with the feds bringing new support to companies in debt right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:08 2020 No.19749185 >>19749177 I'm actually holding calls, I just know a bulltrap when I see one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:20 2020 No.19749187 >>19749150 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:22 2020 No.19749188 >>19749027 I'll throw some money in. See you on the flip side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:25 2020 No.19749190 to the anon i told to buy lloyds i hope you did, it's up 7.33%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:37 2020 No.19749191 File: 1.32 MB, 984x1200, 82281270_p0_master1200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo? Oh bobo where are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:43 2020 No.19749194 >>19749170 Peak clown market

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:48 2020 No.19749197 File: 562 KB, 1440x2352, Screenshot_20200616-073209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures are mooning since we smashed estimates in retail sales

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:53 2020 No.19749199 I think most bobos are actually standing on the sidelines all the time hoping for a huge dip because they missed the rally. Because if they did short the last months they would be broke now and not here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:57 2020 No.19749202 https://youtu.be/hihEhsdwiIk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:32:59 2020 No.19749203 File: 905 KB, 245x180, Moon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retail sales exp 8%. Actual 17.7%

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:33:15 2020 No.19749206
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>U.S RETAIL CONTROL (MOM) (MAY) ACTUAL: 11.0% VS -15.3% PREVIOUS; EST 4.7%
>U.S CORE RETAIL SALES (MOM) (MAY) ACTUAL: 12.4% VS -17.2% PREVIOUS; EST 5.5%
>U.S RETAIL SALES (MOM) (MAY) ACTUAL: 17.7% VS -16.4% PREVIOUS; EST 8.0%

BOOM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:33:31 2020 No.19749208 Lads, what do I buy to take advantage of OIL?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:33:35 2020 No.19749210 >>19749165 Long term i agree, but this niv is not long term. Invanka will bring back trump power bloodline afer Biden fails. >>19749171 50/50. Better if he stays in the basement. Debates have to be controled or trump will kill him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:33:42 2020 No.19749213 File: 127 KB, 576x768, 1555445036398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749197 Oh hey, nice. A bit of real positive news.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:34:01 2020 No.19749217 >MAY RETAIL SALES UP BIGLY +17.7% vs. +8.4% expected

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:34:12 2020 No.19749220 >>19749197 what app is that phonefag? ToS mobile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:34:32 2020 No.19749224 imagine thinking a little fucking flu that affects you barely for 3 days was going to do shit lmao >he missed a fucking 5 year dip you missed 5 years of gains. think about that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:34:46 2020 No.19749226 I'd really like to buy puts on some 3x inverses right now but honestly I', not sure if the market is going to be going any higher today, it seems pretty ridiculous at what it's opening at right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:34:48 2020 No.19749228 >tfw I'm up 10.5% What the fuck, bros? Thinking about cashing out today and sitting on cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:34:56 2020 No.19749231 File: 24 KB, 400x225, 670672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749144 Who cares that it's bullshit, and so is the virus. Investors are just as emotional, scared and dumb as billybob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:05 2020 No.19749235 File: 20 KB, 488x275, ssl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know what's going on but I'm green so...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:10 2020 No.19749237 File: 894 KB, 840x700, 1592278375040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749208 Shell Shell Shell Shell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:14 2020 No.19749238 >>19749217 >inb4 it was ALL firearms sales

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:28 2020 No.19749241

>>19749087
son dfen is for the patriots dont be among the ones holding this if ur a commie ass bitch. I have been holding this shit since the initial drop of $9. and everyone going on blah blah about decay and 3x leverage this and that I said whatever and still held it. Its really not at all like other 3x such as gush or what not and at the end of the day papa trump loves defense spending and tensions with chyna are still present and dfen is g for that. Not to mention all the other nigger countries we bomb for oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:35 2020 No.19749243 >>19749217 and they did not even buy yesterday man, holy fuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:41 2020 No.19749244 >>19749208 >VAL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:51 2020 No.19749247 File: 398 KB, 1024x588, 1588163539643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749206 >>19749173 >>19749170 >>19749176

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:51 2020 No.19749249 >>19749220 Investing.com app

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:35:55 2020 No.19749251 >>19749140 they probably cut way back and overturn half the face lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:00 2020 No.19749252 >>19749199 Most bobos are no balls larpers who post bears and talk shit after the fact but never actually nut-up before hand and open a short or buy puts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:26 2020 No.19749260 >>19749197 Makes sense. We need to surpass ATH with that numbers.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Jun 16 08:36:28 2020 No.19749262 Anybody else buying puts at open? They're going to pull the rug on this bitch. Retail numbers are up because everything was flying off the shelves during jogger lives matter week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:41 2020 No.19749265 >>19749088 this is some The Witcher shit isn't it? don't they all give up their uterus to look like that instead of a mongoloid?

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:42 2020 No.19749266

https://twitter.com/brian_madyson/status/1272855196893417473?s=19
>https://twitter.com/brian_madyson/status/1272855196893417473?s=19
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ANTIFA ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:44 2020 No.19749268 Huge beat on expected retail sales. USA USA USA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:47 2020 No.19749269 File: 22 KB, 1054x142, 1575668822994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'Murrica fuck yeah!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:50 2020 No.19749272 >>19749039 ever think you lactose intolerant, shitskin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:36:59 2020 No.19749275 File: 11 KB, 309x163, 1592245792296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749206 Bobos on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:37:03 2020 No.19749276 i just need one big green day so i can cash out then watch it all burn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:37:09 2020 No.19749277 >dexamethasone btfo covid anyone know which stocks make this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:37:11 2020 No.19749278 >>19749228 Who knows. After the doom on Monday turned into a nothing burger I'm not sure of anything anymore. Better to cash out a small gain than potentially bag hold though imo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:37:40 2020 No.19749285 >>19749262 those are may numbers idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:37:43 2020 No.19749286 >>19749266 >Retail sales up huge >Antifa gets shot Things are looking up lads!

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:37:48 2020 No.19749288

>>19749208
Last week I increased my position in XOM but then on the advice of another anon I also bought about $600 worth of SSL
SSL is volatile but it has better gains
Feels good to have started buying energy stocks at the dip when no one wanted them and the only stocks that were expected to do well were tech
I'm not touching airlines yet though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:38:44 2020 No.19749297 >>19749087 just don't baghold them. just ask TVIX holder namefag who is probably dead

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:38:50 2020 No.19749300
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>banks won’t let you buy a mortgage unless you put 20% down
>20% equity 80% debt
>Powell and the Fed are allowed to go 50% debt 50% equity
>Fed balance sheet is likely now 50% of GDP
how do I profit from this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:38:51 2020 No.19749302 >I sold Friday >Didn't buy Monday FUCK MY LIFE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:38:56 2020 No.19749304 >>19749104 I'm not a gook, so I don't have mental issues requiring the highest surgery rates in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:00 2020 No.19749307 You could have bought NAIL yesterday at 21$ it's now 31$ jsyk. Was the longest Scary hold ever since last Friday. Finally paying offffff big tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:00 2020 No.19749308 File: 31 KB, 598x574, 1590314169176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >these fucking futures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:03 2020 No.19749309 >>19749121 So you think we'll go red today off of the yeld spiking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:09 2020 No.19749310 File: 174 KB, 528x321, 1545051373094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BIGGEST >MONTHLY >RISE >ON >RECORD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:15 2020 No.19749312 File: 212 KB, 1079x1184, Screenshot_20200616-073824_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CLIR sky rocketing out of a penny stock!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:20 2020 No.19749314 CHRS a jew trap? Thinking of putting 10k in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:26 2020 No.19749316 >>19749199 Most bobo's are far smarter than bulls but they're witnessing a historic event that's never been seen before. Most bulls are retarded children but they're lucky in this situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:35 2020 No.19749319 The stock market HAS to crash again eventually right? Things can’t keep going up when another outbreak is going to happen in a few months

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:39:37 2020 No.19749321 File: 410 KB, 1080x1027, 1578478360642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We're saved bros >America wins again We're saved bros America wins again >We're saved bros >America wins again We're saved bros America wins again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:06 2020 No.19749333 File: 63 KB, 640x800, 1582874056370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749210 Why doesn't Trump call him a pussy for refusing to debate him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:07 2020 No.19749334 File: 29 KB, 650x590, 4L_AvVHnEkD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bought and sold SPY calls yesterday Made money, but would have made a whole fucking lot more. Reeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:11 2020 No.19749335 >>19749208 RDSb, extremely cheap rn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:17 2020 No.19749336 holy fuck. it's fucking over the virus bullshit is actually over now and everything is opening fucking spy 4000 before august

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:22 2020 No.19749337 hot tip: the only publicly traded company i could find that manufactures dexamethadrone is merck placed my order

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:38 2020 No.19749343 >>19748883 Agree, bought some KR friday, might add some more today if it doesnt already jump too much at open

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:40:39 2020 No.19749344 File: 61 KB, 630x630, 96F87DD2-398F-4B6E-9FF1-13FEE1E83E78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobos, today’s the day that we discover the upwards breakers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:04 2020 No.19749349 >>19749262 Use the liquidity in the first 30 to get out of calls the go puts for the pappa J talk rug pull.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:31 2020 No.19749356 File: 84 KB, 663x444, GREEN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sell before Powell opens his fucking mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:33 2020 No.19749357 File: 39 KB, 520x349, 1572819716416.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749316 >Most bobo's are far smarter than bulls You're embarrassing yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:35 2020 No.19749358 >>19749309 the opposite, we finna moon today, but keep an eye on it, if powell fucks up it'll show. hes on at 10am

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:37 2020 No.19749360

>Last grizzly in Colorado was stabbed to death with an arrow as the hunter defending himself from an attack.
>Wyoming man choked out a bear by biting its neck, and then he beat it to death with a log.
>A hiker swam into a lake to avoid a grizzly, only to be followed. The hiker managed to get onto the bears back and he drowned the bear.

The eternal bear btfo!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:53 2020 No.19749363 File: 8 KB, 231x218, 1558008056403s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749266 >GET HIS LICENCE PLATE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:41:54 2020 No.19749364 >>19749300 You don't need 20% down, far from it. There's a ton of government grants and down payment assistance. I bought a 176k house for 8k cash and a portion of my soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:09 2020 No.19749369 >>19749319 There isn’t going to be another out break you news watching mouth breathing faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:11 2020 No.19749371 >inb4 Jerome manages to crash it anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:13 2020 No.19749372 >>19748785 Eat a grapefruit for every meal in a single day. You’ll be clear by 2am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:16 2020 No.19749374 File: 329 KB, 831x799, 1591809792748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's with the Rob*nhood faggots pumping bankrupt worthless stocks like HTZ? Didn't they run out of their trumpbux?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:20 2020 No.19749378 >>19749334 If it makes you feel better anon, I bought and sold SPY calls yesterday... at a loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:32 2020 No.19749380 File: 9 KB, 249x243, 2e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:42:46 2020 No.19749382 >>19749272 I used to drink milkshakes and eat icecream like it was the only food on earth, and then I smashed whey protein shakes like they were roids. If I maybe OD'd on dairy and induced lactose intolerance, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:43:11 2020 No.19749386 >>19749237 I'm all in on shit oil Do I move it to the big boys this morning?

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:04 2020 No.19749403
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So this futures spike is pretty absurd. I'm not saying I'm not happy about it, but I think we're going to experience a gap down at open, and Powell's testimony is going to bring prices lower throughout the day. Today is going to be a day trader's wet dream though

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:13 2020 No.19749405
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Hmmm... so I am in on tvix and uvxy and down. Gonna hold till after the news.

Anything worth getting into today with cash on the side? I was thinking NNDM later today and then WKHS in a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:13 2020 No.19749406 >>19748785 Drink water, eat more greens and fruits, and stop consuming junk food and soda. Don't forget to exercise once in a while, you fucking degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:20 2020 No.19749408 >DFEN up nearly 20 fucking percent OOOOOOOO. I accidently bout 200 shares instead of 100 as well. I was kicking myself in the ass for it 2 days ago when I did. Now I love my fuckup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:25 2020 No.19749410 File: 647 KB, 960x944, bmgs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You did buy the dip, didn't you anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:29 2020 No.19749412 >>19749369 There absolutely will be, I work at a major hospital and everyone is preparing for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:36 2020 No.19749414 I LOVE BIG GREEN DILDOS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:44:47 2020 No.19749418 File: 293 KB, 1440x1684, 1592311650346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BREHS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:45:10 2020 No.19749424 What's a good percentage for a trailing stop loss???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:45:32 2020 No.19749431 >>19749251 they cut way way way back, you are correct, nikita dragun explained

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:45:37 2020 No.19749432 naaaaaaaaah you fucking niggers will not shake me off, I bought at the literal bottom yesterday, FUCK YOU!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:45:47 2020 No.19749433 File: 17 KB, 817x141, 1580486380345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is just getting ridiculous now. I'm sorry bobo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:45:53 2020 No.19749434 >>19749140 lot's of practise and make up Also you should have loaded up on defense stocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:05 2020 No.19749437 File: 17 KB, 150x258, coomer-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749424 >stop losses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:07 2020 No.19749439 >>19749412 By preparing for it do you mean coming up with new dances for tik tok?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:13 2020 No.19749441 i'm crying it's actually fucking over and we can go back to normal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:36 2020 No.19749443 >>19749410 Only holding meme stocks to gain the most in a meme world. Holding anything besides FAANG or meme stocks is beyond retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:39 2020 No.19749444 File: 44 KB, 845x390, cornboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] man corn is looking like a comfy year long hold were gonna enter solar minimum cycle too soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:56 2020 No.19749446 >>19749441 Where do you live, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:58 2020 No.19749448 File: 39 KB, 713x199, Screen Shot 2020-06-16 at 8.46.31 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE MARKET IS BOUNCING BECAUSE OF DEXAMETHASONE USE THIS INFORMATION

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:46:58 2020 No.19749450

>>19749382
If you want lactose intolerance, just go a while without dairy, I'm not sure on the length of time, but a month or two should be good. After that, you should be fairly lactose intolerant, because your body will stop producing enzymes if it stops needing them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:47:15 2020 No.19749455 Today's theme dear bullbros! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:47:23 2020 No.19749458 >>19749412 getting their dance skills ready for more tik tok videos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:47:27 2020 No.19749459 >>19749405 I'd probably buy more TVIX on the dip. The JPow hearings are pretty much guaranteed to put you in the money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:47:39 2020 No.19749462 >>19749437 I'm at work can't watch all day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:05 2020 No.19749467 File: 631 KB, 852x900, 1586027242997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749443 I'm only holding memes for as long as this lasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:11 2020 No.19749470 File: 143 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200616-144635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lmfao, making nice profit on my daytrading acc. 100eur profit on a 300 euro account.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:16 2020 No.19749473 >check stocks >up 12% premarket OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:17 2020 No.19749472 >>19749424 4-7%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:30 2020 No.19749476 Why can’t those goofy korean gooks just get along?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:40 2020 No.19749480 >>19749443 Your post was beyond retarded friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:45 2020 No.19749484 are we all going to be crying again by Friday because we didn't sell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:47 2020 No.19749485 I'm up 12% right now, what the fuck is happening with this market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:48:54 2020 No.19749488 >>19749448 What

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:00 2020 No.19749489 It's going to dip at open, right? It has to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:19 2020 No.19749495 Is Boeing a defence stock???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:20 2020 No.19749496 >>19749472 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:26 2020 No.19749499 >>19749448 ok. how do i buy stonks that capitalize on it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:28 2020 No.19749500 File: 13 KB, 711x242, 1576900700253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748754 What do you call this pattern, fellas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:31 2020 No.19749502 >>19749462 Oh, well in that case they're perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:32 2020 No.19749503 >>19748984 has the MACD actually ever made anyone money? i don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:43 2020 No.19749507 >>19749489 it wont, that 10 year yield is looking good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:43 2020 No.19749508 Can someone explain why the Jpow hearings are so likely to make us dip? What could he say that’s so bearish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:44 2020 No.19749509 >>19749495 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:49:57 2020 No.19749511 File: 55 KB, 601x473, 1591863040207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO NO NO STOP IT IM NOT READY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:02 2020 No.19749512 >>19749488 dexamethasone is being reported as reducing deaths by 1/3 mylan is the first google result under dexamethasone manufacturer and it's up 5.53% premarket

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:25 2020 No.19749517

>>19749476
because North Korea can't survive without military legitimacy.

Take away the need for the north korean gov to protect the people from evil american invasion and it makes even less sense to support them. A big propaganda pillar of Norks is that kim is protecting the innocent pure koreans from America

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:27 2020 No.19749518 >>19749308 A bunch of people are realizing "Hey I guess the American economy isn't dead after all."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:27 2020 No.19749519 >>19749503 I have no idea, I just think the moving average ribbon and MACD are the coolest-looking indicators

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:31 2020 No.19749520 File: 712 KB, 1125x1727, 4BBE4FBB-F297-45F4-83B4-A2F61F16523D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YEAH ELI LILLY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:44 2020 No.19749523 >>19749508 The whole thing is supposed to be doom n gloom long road to recovery shit and begging for more gibs from Congress

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:50:44 2020 No.19749524 >>19749489 Pump until lord Jerome resumes the crash. Definitely get out of the market in the first 30.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:51:02 2020 No.19749527 >>19748754 nice tiddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:51:03 2020 No.19749528 >>19749499 ....... the image is literally a screenshot of the google result for dexamethasone manufacturer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:51:38 2020 No.19749538 >>19749302 You nappa you get slappa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:51:49 2020 No.19749543 >>19749489 Nothing makes sense. This market is a bubble driven by stupidity. But I’m the stupid one for not riding the dumb money wave in tanking economy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:52:09 2020 No.19749545 File: 377 KB, 1000x1173, 1589915943452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yep, counter biz trade is in play, jerome will pump the markets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:52:10 2020 No.19749546 File: 22 KB, 225x225, 1592312085249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we did it /kanggang/ post positions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:52:17 2020 No.19749547 >>19749519 try looking at the TTM_Squeeze some time then, it's even cooler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:52:18 2020 No.19749548 PETITION TO RENAME /SMG/ TO /SMUG/ >FUCK BOBO PETITION TO RENAME /SMG/ TO /SMUG/ >FUCK BOBO PETITION TO RENAME /SMG/ TO /SMUG/ >FUCK BOBO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:52:53 2020 No.19749550 I am ruined. Taking request for a blaze of glory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:52:54 2020 No.19749549 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1584899755622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IVR CCL SSL KOS SAVE MGM OXY DENN WFC VVI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:53:02 2020 No.19749553 >>19749546 pass me your kang folder

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:53:55 2020 No.19749562 >>19749543 You are lucky. I went against the wave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:13 2020 No.19749565 File: 56 KB, 556x704, 1564452990137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749546 Am I gonna make it /kanggang/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:31 2020 No.19749571 >FUTURES ARE TRADING ABOVE EMA AND VWAP what did they mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:31 2020 No.19749572 File: 38 KB, 1257x1248, 1584965794177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749489 Suuure it will anon. Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:32 2020 No.19749573 Jerome better not fuck this up at any of the 34 fucking testimonies he's giving this otherwise bull week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:33 2020 No.19749574 Well, I guess if things are so good we can end the trillions of dollars of stimulus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:36 2020 No.19749575 File: 245 KB, 850x709, 1590487306308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JPOW surely saved the market this time guys... heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:39 2020 No.19749576 >>19749547 Looks kind of cool. What I really like is TOS's rainbow moving average ribbon, but I don't have a TOS account and don't want to open one just for a gimmicky colorful meme lines visualizer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:39 2020 No.19749577 BIG RED DILD- > zooms in AH FUCK OH SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:54 2020 No.19749579 this shit is guaranteed to crash as soon as I buy in and I fucking hate it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:54:57 2020 No.19749582 >>19749550 SPY 320 expiring tomorrow. All in and sell at end of day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:01 2020 No.19749584 >>19749181 Amen brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:03 2020 No.19749585 >>19749562 I almost bought a lot of puts on Friday honesty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:04 2020 No.19749586 >not buying a hedge call in case of a bull trap permabulls and permabears should both kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:31 2020 No.19749591 YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH I AM OUT OF TOUCH https://youtu.be/DCkJ5lGPqFs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:31 2020 No.19749592 >>19749573 Bull decade*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:47 2020 No.19749595 >>19749591 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:47 2020 No.19749596 i got fucked today and not in a good way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:55:57 2020 No.19749599 > US retail sales jumped 17.7% in May bearish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:56:11 2020 No.19749602 File: 114 KB, 876x693, bearsbtfo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749336 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:56:32 2020 No.19749607 >>19749586 that was a bear trap tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:56:32 2020 No.19749608 File: 129 KB, 818x670, 1592312202708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749548 >>FUCK BOBO cheers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:56:32 2020 No.19749609 >>19749579 Wait friend. Wait for a dip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:57:15 2020 No.19749617 >>19749579 obviously

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:57:15 2020 No.19749618 MOTHER FUCKERS WHY ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION THE MARKET IS UP BECAUSE IT'S BEING REPORTED THAT DEXAMETHASONE CUTS DEATHS BY 1/3 MYLAN IS THE #1 SEARCH RESULT FOR DEXAMETHASONE MANUFACTURER

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue Jun 16 08:57:17 2020 No.19749619 This is Biden's economy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:57:46 2020 No.19749626 File: 10 KB, 225x225, 1989EC4C-D8D4-4CD8-9ADD-FFDDD1AF8AA4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHEM.... fuck the virus, fuck niggers, fuck doomers, and fuck bears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:58:10 2020 No.19749630 File: 66 KB, 413x550, kaleidoscope-cats-iii_u-l-pre4pl0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOBO ON SUICIDE WATCH >THE BEAR WILL BE BTFO FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:58:11 2020 No.19749631 >>19749448 Thank you, I'll look.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:58:23 2020 No.19749632 god i can finally just fucking go back to buying stocks monthly and not have to worry about a fucking end of the world market shitstorm. tonight will be a good nights rest after months of stress

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:58:29 2020 No.19749634 File: 99 KB, 561x561, 1591787076035.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:59:02 2020 No.19749638 >>19749599 Probably. My WMT calls are going to ruin me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:59:27 2020 No.19749641 >>19749618 >DEXAMETHASONE are you telling me that me, a holder of a hundred PFE shares will get a piece of this in the future?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 08:59:30 2020 No.19749643 File: 39 KB, 640x522, wuyb92zbzg451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >gonna be down 40% on TVIX NEVER BETTING AGAINST AMERICA AGAIN I HAVE BEEN POWELLED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:00:05 2020 No.19749651 >>19749607 Its a game, my friend. Hopefully we both win in the end, but you won't make much playing one side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:00:44 2020 No.19749658 >MFA with -$1.08 HODL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:00:54 2020 No.19749662 File: 68 KB, 410x598, 1589859080288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh hi yes id like one stock please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:00:54 2020 No.19749663 File: 917 KB, 920x915, minecraft_dream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:00:55 2020 No.19749664 >>19749626 fuck me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:01:00 2020 No.19749665 I don't want the fomo to get to me. What is the right move over the coming hours?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:01:20 2020 No.19749666 >>19749651 I rode the wave on wednesday-thursday, and monday premarket I switched to bull

>>	5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB Tue Jun 16 09:01:24 2020 No.19749668 File: 313 KB, 1080x1350, a1277b59acded51468eaa6c533ccb253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749266 >https://twitter.com/brian_madyson/status/127285that's why you carry something that has plenty for everyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:01:32 2020 No.19749671 S&P futures getting some major pushback at 316. This close to open and I'm thinking we might see a sudden drop at the bell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:01:45 2020 No.19749674 >>19749665 buy every dip hold accumulate hedge with vix when it goes to 20ish stop worrying and trading too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:01:46 2020 No.19749675 >>19749599 That's unironically bullish as fuck you idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:01:58 2020 No.19749679 >>19749666 checked for being based and momentumpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:02:18 2020 No.19749684 >>19749674 VIX does not work as a hedge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:02:22 2020 No.19749686 >>19749668 ah my motherland weapon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:02:26 2020 No.19749690 >no Carl on CNBC FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:03:29 2020 No.19749706 File: 518 KB, 1440x2723, Screenshot_20200616-080241_MarketWatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YOU MFA FUCK YOUR EARNINGS MISS SHIT REIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:03:40 2020 No.19749711 File: 51 KB, 767x434, basedsquad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749679 >ee a sudden drop at the bell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:04:07 2020 No.19749720 >>19749684 longterm? probably not but with corona bullshit still lingering, i just buy vix calls when it gets low and it becomes free money to accumulate with, with these random dips

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:04:25 2020 No.19749725 >>19749684 The only real hedge is cash

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:04:36 2020 No.19749726 >>19749674 I did that last week and things were artificially high like they are right now tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:04:42 2020 No.19749729 >>19749579 >>19749609 You've had a whole week to buy the dip. Retards

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:04:56 2020 No.19749732

>>19749665
watch and take notes
work out a budget to figure out how much of your income you can invest
start looking at some prospects - maybe a sector that isn't doing great right now that you think could make moves in the following 2 months
clean your room
buy yesterday dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:05:02 2020 No.19749733 >>19749003 Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:05:09 2020 No.19749737 File: 110 KB, 421x512, tce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RDSb has awoken too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:05:22 2020 No.19749742 what to buy on open

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:05:51 2020 No.19749751 >>19748802 STOR because they have a very low risk and predictable biz model, good dividends w/ the structure to continue to pay and increase them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:06:46 2020 No.19749766 >>19749720 You're probably right my dude.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:06:55 2020 No.19749770
File: 93 KB, 1080x946, Screenshot_20200616-090622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I'm up 30% overall. I want to set up a trailing stop. Does 3% trailing stop mean I start selling as it starts dropping and the entire order closes with the stock dropping 3% daily?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:07:10 2020 No.19749771 >>19749742 sqqq

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:07:32 2020 No.19749773 >>19749618 how is that news? who didnt know steroids reduce inflammation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:07:32 2020 No.19749774 Meg looks so good today damn She's so perfect bros...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:07:41 2020 No.19749776 >>19749665 find a company you like buy it and then forget it daddy Powell will take care

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:07:45 2020 No.19749778 CSPX or VUSA lads? european here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:07:46 2020 No.19749779 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I'M GONNA BUY HIGH AGAIN, AM I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:02 2020 No.19749785 >>19749742 Im not buying shit. I mean, I have an M1 account that I weekly DCA into but it's only $300. Ill wait on making big buys until Elon makes another dumb tweet or there's another panic sell off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:33 2020 No.19749792 brainlet here. not been in stocks long. So I don't have trading fees so unlike crypto can't I just take profit wherever, and buy back in right at that price or really close to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:37 2020 No.19749793 >>19749770 whats the attraction behind this stonk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:41 2020 No.19749795 File: 37 KB, 427x640, 7b0d97ea3430622a0939d060e941c4ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] market always contracts a bit before open pre market is always a hoax so dont get carried away boys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:42 2020 No.19749797 >>19748802 BXP is free cash at these levels, offices aren't just going away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:52 2020 No.19749799 >>19749779 Stocks only go up for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:54 2020 No.19749800 >>19749779 You were told to buy last week bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:54 2020 No.19749801 Switching from calls to puts at the bell. Those of you who were lucky enough to also own calls right now I advise you do the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:08:59 2020 No.19749803 File: 77 KB, 480x564, Screenshot_20200616-090632~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749618 Stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:09:03 2020 No.19749805 >>19749779 BUY PUTS AT OPEN ALWAYS GO AGAINST YOUR INSTINCTS DONT LET THESE KIKES PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:09:46 2020 No.19749815 File: 363 KB, 651x920, post-image-20784059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749742 CLIR. They're a penny stock that landed an Exon deal. They're up +100%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:10:12 2020 No.19749821 File: 145 KB, 1024x576, larrydavid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What calls do I buy this morning to then sell later in the day? What.is.going.up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:10:34 2020 No.19749824 Should I sell under the euphoria today before JP destroys my gains again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:10:54 2020 No.19749829 >>19749363 >GET HIS LICENCE PLATE >WE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU the antifa spread is really wide these days

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:11:11 2020 No.19749833 >>19749690 WE MISS YOU QUESADILLA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:11:41 2020 No.19749838 >>19749793 Chemicals go in river, stonk goes up. But seriously, sweet 7% div and solid growth. Production materials. Good place in the supply chain. Bought at 34.10 and my lust is sated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:11:44 2020 No.19749840 >>19749795 She looks cute I want to take her to a bathroom and wipe her face off with a soft damp rag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:11:58 2020 No.19749847 Futures fading a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:12:29 2020 No.19749856 I wonder... Will WANT keep going up? Maybe TJX calls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:13:38 2020 No.19749878 >>19749039 You probably can't handle your dairy. Are you colored?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:13:41 2020 No.19749879 when is jerome speaking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:13:52 2020 No.19749885 >>19749688 >>19749688 >>19749688 >>19749688

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:13:58 2020 No.19749886 >>19749833 We're getting Powell on CNBC I had no idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:13:59 2020 No.19749887 >>19749879 10

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:15:44 2020 No.19749925

>>19749792
If you hold the stock for under a year and then sell you pay higher taxes. Im pretty sure you also get no tax breaks if you do it with the same stock.
Taxes are the number one killer of realized gains. That's why it's so much better to just go long on a great company that you buy at a great price. Hell, even buying a great company at a not so great price is better than constantly buying in and selling out. Give yourself some time. It's fun to fuck on SMG but you need to understand this is a meme board and people are going to over hype small corrections. I mean it was ridiculous how people were freaking out over a measly 5% drop. Real investors don't give a fuck about swings like that, it's just volatility.
If you're really that new I would suggest just DCA'ing (dollar cost averaging) into the S&P500 and being done with it until you get a better idea of what you're doing. Or DCA 50% and actively invest the other 50%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:15:56 2020 No.19749930 File: 138 KB, 382x349, 1592086756724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19748754 Should i exit markets before Powell begins to open his mouth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:16:28 2020 No.19749942 File: 32 KB, 640x480, 1590967467384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19749087 I like it, although I always sell it too early. I try to buy in $12-$13 range and sell within the week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:17:19 2020 No.19749955 >>19749265 >The Witcher Explain how thats related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:17:52 2020 No.19749966 >>19749925 >if you do it with the same stock. Within 90 days, you lose on being able to claim losses.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:18:03 2020 No.19749972

>>19749925
Can we not try to make capital gains taxes sound like the worst thing in the world? For short term gains (holding a stock less than a year) capital gains are taxed as regular income, in whatever bracket you're normally in. For capital gains from stocks held longer than a year, you're taxed at 0% in the <$40,000 income bracket and I believe it's 15% after that up to $435,000 then 20% above that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:18:18 2020 No.19749974 >>19749170 War.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:19:05 2020 No.19749990

>>19749087
DFEN is not worth longing except right this instant, but DFEN is one of the worse 3x ETFs to pick up right now since it tends to recover slowly and tank just as hard as anything else (this makes it an excellent short as a market hedge).
TQQQ, FNGU, SOXL, TECL, TAWK, SPXL are all good.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:21:36 2020 No.19750040

>>19749990
Also longing 3x ETFs is an excellent way to become rich quickly and relatively safely. The only way to lose is if the market goes down 34% and the 3x ETF tracks all the way to 0. If you think that's possible, reserve a portion of your money for TMF and get back in at the bottom where it will go up 10-20x and more than make your money back.

Anonymous Tue Jun 16 09:25:23 2020 No.19750124

>>19749925
>It's fun to fuck on SMG but you need to understand this is a meme board and people are going to over hype small corrections. I mean it was ridiculous how people were freaking out over a measly 5% drop.
You're absolutely right, but a sudden 5% drop is game changing when you're leveraged

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