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Alright faggots, I know absolutely nothing about the stock market but I can read a result statement, balance sheet and cash flow map because I have a masters in corporate finance

One thing I learned in life is that this market shit is fucking rigged and I know you autists already know all the loopholes to make yourselves rich in the shortest amount of time

How should I approach starting to understand this shit? What action plan should I have

>> No.19737766
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19737766

>>19737728
>Masters in Corporate finance
>Never heard of the stock market
It's your bad nigga

>> No.19737792

>>19737766
I know about the stock market nigga, I just never engaged with it

>> No.19737843

>>19737728
Right now just buy and don't fucking sell until market recovers, that's it

>> No.19737876

>>19737843
>>>19737728 (OP)
>Right now just buy and don't fucking sell until market recovers, that's it

Holy fucking shit! The smartest anon on biz has unironically spoken.

>> No.19737882

>>19737728
just go all in on some shitcoin stonk and wait for something to happen, ez pz

>> No.19737893
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>>19737728
just invest in $ship its earnings have been 3x lately due to increased shipping rates yet it has stayed near its lows so its an obvious 2-6x gem when you look at its competitors who are going for 1-50 dollar range. (ships atm is between 0.14-0.17 range as of this post)
fuck it may even 10x desu.
just accumulate as much as you can then thank me later when you make it.
screenshot this post if you want.

>> No.19737906

>>19737843
Anonymous? Is that you? WOW great to finally hear from you. Gee OP you sure are lucky, this guy always has the best advice.

>> No.19737959
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19737959

>>19737843

Or buy gold.

>> No.19737972

>>19737728
>you autists already know all the loopholes to make yourselves rich
There are no loopholes. So called 'loopholes' that autists claim to have found are one-off or just dumb luck, and probably both. Do you have any idea how much time, effort and money is spent by serious professionals with deep pockets to find and capitalise on loopholes? As a masters degree holder in corporate finance you must be aware that arbitrage will cause prices to revert to an efficient level, or at least a level in which arbitrage is no longer feasible.

Trust the CAPM. balance out your risk/reward with healthy diversification. Anything else is just gambling. For gambling, it's way easier to just hit a casino.

>> No.19737983

>>19737728
>What action plan should I have

Step 1: DCA into well diversified index fund each pay period
Step 2: Wait for the sweet compounding
Step 3: Retire after 50 years

Or

Shitcoins and kneepads

>> No.19737991

Wrong place to get advice. You're looking for the 12 year old Robinhood daytraders. Just a bunch of pooinloo crypto shills here

>> No.19738028

>>19737972
You seem more normal than these other retards, how do you usually invest?

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>>19737906
hes right though right now its better to accumulate as many gems as you can for the guaranteed gains rather then take the risky short term plays.
its a given now we won’t have another lockdown as the feds realized the lives of a few citizens isn’t worth throwing away our entire economy.
anyone saying otherwise is just doomposting.
so accumulate and wait :-)

>> No.19738143

Also: the shortest amount of time to get rich quick: selling options (currently) in this volatile market. Learn the greeks and strategies through Option Alpha and tastytrade on youtube

>> No.19738179

>>19738047
:-)

>> No.19738204

>>19738028
I invest in ETFs with a lot of diversification and exposure to stocks from all over the world. The return is good, stocks make on average about 7% return per year, and in the long run they always go up.

You won't get the crazy 100%-1000% returns some of the autists post around here, but you need to keep in mind that these are the 'wins'. It's like someone saying 'I played roulette and got a 35 to 1 return'. Sure you can win a lot if you bet everything on a single roulette number, but the odds are firmly against you.

>> No.19738218

>>19738204
thank you! :)

>> No.19738414

>>19737728
if you're rarted then only place market/limit orders
do not leverage trades, do not use borrowed money, make sure your existing debt is under control.
disregard all derivativeposters

>> No.19738467

Unironically work for one of the UK's largest investment firms. We don't have a magic ball, but if you have any specific questions go ahead. If you're relatively young or only have a small amount to invest, I would honestly go all in on a quality crypto like Chainlink. If you're dead set on stocks and only have a small amount to invest, S&P 500 ETF is a decent shout, or an active fund like Edgewood US Select.

>> No.19738532

>>19738467
>Unironically work for one of the UK's largest investment firms. We don't have a magic ball

What do you do then? Just dump money and pray?

>> No.19738577

>>19738532
lol yeah that's it.

>> No.19738717

>>19737983
If you can save a lot of money each month, that compounding could start rolling in earlier than one might think.

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>>19737728

>Come up with a rational, well thought out and researched trading plan
>Do the exact opposite of the plan

Should work

>> No.19738770

>>19738577
You're that brrrrr guy from the cartoons

>> No.19738858

>>19738758
If we think about it, since only a small percentage of plans actually work, this is unironically true

>> No.19738894

>>19737959
fuck off PMfag

>> No.19739010

>>19738758
>You can be autistic for longer than the market can be irrational

>> No.19739024

>>19737906
>>19736265

>> No.19739070

>>19738858
planning to do the opposite of what of what you originally planned is also a plan

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19739151

>>19739070
SHUT UP

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19740029

>>19737959
>le 1929
ok 100-yr old boomer

>> No.19740441

>>19740029

If you were to consider the ten-year run-up to 1929, which was also subsequent to a crash, and which was also driven by central-bank inflation; or the fact that yields were nominally 5% in 2008, whereas, now, they crash the market at even 1%, and that they are really negative, you might come to realize your delusion.

>> No.19740853

>>19740029
kek