/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19735389]

We're still at the bottom of the new 2020-2031 bull run edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>19733934

[Anonymous No.19735403]

>>19735389

SAY MY NAME

[Anonymous No.19735409]

>>19735389
I bought TVIX.

[Anonymous No.19735420]

bull trap

[Anonymous No.19735422]

>>19735403
THANK YOU BIG DICK JEROME
THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.19735424]

>>19735409
Get ready to make some money then.

[Anonymous No.19735429]

>this is what bulls are bullish on
bulls in 2020 deserve financial ruin

[Anonymous No.19735432]

>>19735389
stonks go up is magic just like in my ecchi anime

[Anonymous No.19735436]

>>19735403
based

[Anonymous No.19735452]

>>19735403
POW

[Anonymous No.19735454]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-as-president-would-be-better-than-joe-biden-for-the-stock-market-strategist-162353459.html

Let's hope for the sake of our money that trump wins. I'll still be liquidating my shares and sitting on money as early as September.

[Anonymous No.19735455]

>>19735361
>I care about the implementation of autonomous self driving vehicles that will replace taxis, buses, and trains.

Yeah they ditched their contractor Mobileeye (despite them having a good solution), and have instead rolled their own software, and now they're rolling their own silicon too.
I remember when their autopilot actually degraded after the split from Mobileeye and the Tesla autopilot was in its infancy. Tesla's solution seems to be improving much faster than anyone else at the moment.

[Based gains man No.19735458]

Let’s all take a moment to laugh at faggot bearcucks who lost everything gambling against america

[Anonymous No.19735465]

>>19735458
Hi jew

[Anonymous No.19735468]

VENEZUELA STOCK INDEX MODE

[Anonymous No.19735469]

>>19735403

[Anonymous No.19735471]

>>19735420
Is crab market meant to be one that pings between bull traps and bear traps?

[Anonymous No.19735472]

>>19735429
I have no idea what any of this means

[Anonymous No.19735478]

IGNORE KIKE NAMING SCHIZOS
HIDE KIKE NAMING SCHIZOS
REPORT KIKE NAMING SCHIZOS (WHEN APPROPRIATE: its always appropriate)

[Anonymous No.19735479]

>>19735458
>bears as so stupid that they shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.19735483]

Buy dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.19735486]

>>19735468
Kek

[Anonymous No.19735490]

>>19735409
Based. Still holding TVIX and UVXY calls on the hope that Jerome puts the fear of god into the market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19735492]

>>19735409
>$160
is this the dip?

[Anonymous No.19735493]

>>19735458
Gambling against America? No. We are not gambling and it's not against America. We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane

[Anonymous No.19735495]

>>19735458

[Anonymous No.19735498]

If you're a company right now what's stopping you from issuing 10b of debt at <1% coupon?
Just fucking take the money, the Fed is literally saying it'll have the taxpayers fund you.

[Anonymous No.19735500]

>>19735465
See you in three days, m8.
:^^)

[Anonymous No.19735506]

>this is what bears are bearish on
bears in 2020-2031 deserve financial ruin

[Anonymous No.19735509]

AMERICA

[Anonymous No.19735510]

>>19735409
how does
$120 EOD sound?

[Anonymous No.19735511]

>>19735389
I got to cocky boys. Didn't expect Trump to tank TVIX today right before the world collapses. Shit

[Anonymous No.19735512]

>19735429
>he's not pretending to be mad
>he's actually seething this hard

[Anonymous No.19735514]

>fed buying corporate bonds
Literally a clown market
HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.19735519]

>We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane

[Anonymous No.19735520]

>>19735429
>using charts during a black swan event
low iq

[Anonymous No.19735521]

step 1: guarantee big companies can't go bankrupt by buying their debt
step 2: universal basic income

Donald Marx can't be stopped

[Anonymous No.19735533]

>>19735493
Honestly cringe

imagine actually believing you know better

[Anonymous No.19735537]

>>19735514
fed will work with brokerages soon to buy our accounts directly at +20%. It'll be a lottery system to induce more investing.

[Anonymous No.19735536]

>breaking news: the clown market has begin and we are all going to be rich

[Anonymous No.19735542]

>>19735506
>this is what bears are bearish on

[Anonymous No.19735546]

>PUMP UP THE JAM
>PUMP IT UP
>WHILE YOUR FEET ARE STUMPIN'
>AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN'

>GET YO BOOTY ON THE FLOOR
>MAKE MY DAY

[Anonymous No.19735555]

>>19735468
lmao

[Anonymous No.19735559]

>>19735458
Trump is a Republican but he's not a "conservative" even though he champions their causes.
So when things are looking down he has no reservations about berating the Fed to turn on the printing presses, pass a bailout of banks and small businesses, or sell a $2T infrastructure plan.
I mean listening to him talk he's furious about how every other nation is keeping their interest rates lower than ours

[Anonymous No.19735560]

>>19735458

[Anonymous No.19735568]

>>19735511
whats in the box

[Anonymous No.19735572]

market is confused

[Anonymous No.19735576]

>>19735493
>We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane
No, you are the one who's insane here anon. Everyone's just rational as usual. You need to fix your gambling addiction man.

[Anonymous No.19735582]

jerome based

[Anonymous No.19735584]

>>19735514
Who's left with the bill if those bonds end up collapsing despite government intervention?

[Anonymous No.19735586]

Mostly CASHbro here, I was bearish because i have an education in economics but I have a question for the few non-retards on this board:

Isn't this the end of the market's tie to the economy? This looks to me like the final nail in the coffin to the recession we were supposed to have.

I was sure the market was tank because I thought they wouldn't destroy America for the sake of stocks but I realize I was wrong. I suppose after-all America is just a host for Israel.

Well non-retards what do you project for the future with this new information?

>inb4 inevitable retards reply

[Anonymous No.19735588]

All I needed was a free app and some balls to BTFO boomer faggots

[Anonymous No.19735592]

>>19735546
>SHOOP SHOOPA DOOP SHOOPADOOPADOOPADOOP SHOOPA DOOP SHOOPA DOOP SHOOPADOOPADOOPADOOP

[Anonymous No.19735593]

>>19735479
>faggot typing too fast because his bull psyop on /smg/ is failing
Tell your boss it’s all GONE

[Anonymous No.19735594]

It's still not even up from thursday you dumbass bulls

[Anonymous No.19735596]

weeeeeeeeeee i'm SQQQooomingggggg ahhhhrrrrrrrggggg i'm getting the dopamine hits of looooosing monies ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.19735597]

why am i so retarded. Now I see OVV is back up +7% today.
I bought into other shit earlier today and I am not going to touch my trading account for a fucking month. I've closed all my tabs and I've paid off my bills so I never have to login into my bank account either.

[Anonymous No.19735607]

>>19735586
look at SPY/QQQ returns vs GDP growth over the past decade.

How tied to economy is it?

[Anonymous No.19735613]

>>19735586
stonks only go up

[Based gains man No.19735618]

>>19735584
Who gives a fuck? The fed can just print more funny money or write it off. It doesn’t matter bobo

[Anonymous No.19735620]

>>19735582
And to think.
Trump wanted to fire him!

[Anonymous No.19735625]

>>19735584
You. These facilities are funded by Treasury backstops.

[Anonymous No.19735630]

>>19735506
Very nice jew you were very quick to post your Jewish info graphic. Those bears almost got our thread!!!

[Anonymous No.19735636]

Is it time to go all in on mining stonks and gold yet?

[Anonymous No.19735641]

>>19735389
I am done trying to predict this market. Absolutely nothing makes sense anymore. Even big boys ETF owners don’t understand what the fuck is happening and think this whole situation is disturbing. Even Jerome himself Fudded the market and it still does these completely unpredictable moves. Schizos from /biz/, WHO THE FUCK IS BEHIND THIS SHIT? THE JEWS? THE CHINKS? JUST TELL ME NOTHING MAKES SENSE AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19735642]

>>19735586
They have the means to prop up the fake market for decades easily. Just look at china. Invest in the riskiest shit ever and enjoy being rich before the next crash. Said next crash could turn the market into japan 2.0, but until then, no reason not to profit.

[Anonymous No.19735644]

>>19735586
America, it's government and it's people, have short attention spans, and that problem will only keep getting worse. So short term gains for a couple years, then ww3 at some point.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19735645]

Where's my bond vigilante? Dump the fucking treasuries.

[Based gains man No.19735646]

>>19735630
Shut down this antisemitic loon now

[Anonymous No.19735648]

Do you know where you're goin' to?
Do you like the things that life is showin' you
Where are you goin' to? Do you know?
Do you get what you're hopin' for
When you look behind you, there's no open doors
What are you hopin' for? Do you know?
Once we were standin' still in time
Chasing the fantasies that filled our minds
You knew how I loved you but my spirit was free
Laughin' at the questions that you once asked of me
Do you know where you're goin' to?
Do you like the things that life is showin' you
Where are you goin' to? Do you know?
Now looking back at all we've planned
We let so many dreams just slip through our hands
Why must we wait so long before we see
How sad the answers to those questions can be
Do you know where you're goin' to?
Do you like the things that life is showin' you
Where are you goin' to? Do you know?
Do you get what you're hopin' for
When you look behind you, there's no open doors
What are you hopin' for? Do you know?

[Anonymous No.19735652]

>>19735572
Haha cute

[Anonymous No.19735655]

jerome gives zero fucks now. tomorrow he'll try to speak in ebonics to appeal to the downtrodden and disenfranchised urban denizens of the USA. then he'll end his speech by doing a mic drop like our previous Nigger-in-Chief

[Anonymous No.19735656]

>>19735646
YOU NEED YOUR ASS KICKED FUCKING JEW

[Anonymous No.19735660]

>>19735630
>möh jews
Seething bearcuck.

[Anonymous No.19735663]

Where’s that giant faggot that was crying the sky was falling all morning and everyone NEEDED to sell now?? What a queer. Get fucked bud.

[Anonymous No.19735668]

I do ZERO due diligence.

Only buying mega-caps.
Only buying industry bullies.
Only buying Washington lobbyists.

Winner takes all economy. Corona proves me right.
Best of all? These fucks pay me for doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.19735670]

>>19735625
sweet, I'm glad we pay taxes to socialize individual losses for rich boomer investors instead of having a functioning healthcare system.

[Anonymous No.19735674]

What the matter with this piece of shit? Are people just buying suits off-the-rack at Dillard's now?

[Anonymous No.19735676]

Do you feel in charge, bobos?

[Anonymous No.19735677]

>>19735559
>trump buys XOM
based

[Anonymous No.19735679]

Dollar crashes stocks go up! Tvix and the dollar are synced

[Based gains man No.19735682]

>>19735656

[Anonymous No.19735684]

>>19735660
I’m going to meme the goyim to cut off Jewish heads soon

[Anonymous No.19735689]

>>19735568
I'm listening to a remix of the Spirit temple from Ocarina of time.

[Anonymous No.19735691]

summoning TVIXbro...are you still holding, or did you cash out this morning. just wondering. i know this all meaningless.

[Anonymous No.19735695]

>>19735572
i laffed

[Anonymous No.19735696]

>>19735663
I'm still here retard and I'm still right. You better get the fuck out of this market. Lemme ask you summat: why would Powell do this when markets are fairly close to ATH?

HE KNOWS WHAT IS COMING.

[Anonymous No.19735699]

>>19735389
I want to buy puts on ZM. I don't actually have to own the shares correct? I can just buy at a given strike and then market buy and offload near expiration?

[Anonymous No.19735703]

>>19735682
HAHAHAHAHA TELL THE FBI ILL KILL THEIR JEWISH SONS AND DAUGHTERS DO IT

[Anonymous No.19735709]

>>19735433
They're only making the next crash worst, more violent, and more destructive. Oh well, guess they started down a path in 2008 they couldn't turn around on. Gotta destroy the future of the nation to save some shit companies now, I guess.

FUCK THE FED
FUCK CORPORATIONS
FUCK BANKS
FUCK GLOBALISM
FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK GORSUCH & ROBERTS
FUCK DEMOCRATS
FUCK REPUBLICANS
FUCK LIBERTARIANS
FUCK AWFLS
FUCK LGBTQWHATEVER
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK PERMABULLS
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I genuinely hope the next economic crash brings the US to its knees. I'm going to take a break from trading today.

[Anonymous No.19735711]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM
im green but I dont know why

[Anonymous No.19735713]

BOBO R U OKAY
R U OKAY
R U OKAY BOBO
BOBO R U OKAY
R U OKAY
R U OKAY
R U OKAY BOBO
YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
A SMOOTH
CRIMIBULL

[Anonymous No.19735715]

jnj fucking stinks bros

[Anonymous No.19735718]

>>19735663
>buying this dip
wew lad

[Anonymous No.19735724]

>>19735586
This is a bull trap setup. The market has the memory of a goldfish. The chart never lies.

[Anonymous No.19735725]

>>19735691
He's holding for 500 and so am I

[Anonymous No.19735727]

>>19735668
BASED

[Anonymous No.19735729]

Bullbro here. I am a bull because I know there is nowhere for this money to go. The money printer will just be even more money with no home except stocks because there is nothing good to invest it in. Not in business, or jobs, or inventory, or manufacturing, or shipping, or even currency.
I am betting against America and WINNING
WW@?
>>19735403
Head of the FUDeral reserve and increaser of my 3x leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.19735730]

>>19735696
Pension funds are why

[Anonymous No.19735731]

Dow: from 24,450 to 25,800.

Now THAT'S what I call a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.19735738]

>he fought the fed

[Anonymous No.19735745]

ahhh i don't know if i should buy frens. market is green but will it last???

[Anonymous No.19735746]

trend is reversing boys.

We'll be back in the red before the day is done

[Anonymous No.19735747]

>>19735696

Nothings coming other than you looking even more like a jackass. We’ll dump again maybe and pump again after, that’s just what the market does.

[Anonymous No.19735754]

>>19735730
They're gonna sacrifice this country's future for boomer retirement. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Anonymous No.19735755]

>overseas markets in the shitter
>futures crap out
>US stock market fine
Okay.

[Anonymous No.19735757]

>>19735745
no

[Anonymous No.19735766]

>>19735745
Yes, it will. Until Thursday, after which we're dumping again. Expect these sort of swings until the virus is done.

[Anonymous No.19735774]

Calm before the storm, you all know its coming

[Anonymous No.19735778]

>>19735766

Has nothing to do with the virus it’s the kikes writing doom and gloom stories about nothing.

[Anonymous No.19735777]

>>19735754
Boomers and their children are the last generation of whites. That’s why. There’s no reason to continue it.

[Anonymous No.19735779]

>>19735755
Overseas markets are down because the U.S. is down.
Now that the U.S. is up the other markets will follow suit.

[Anonymous No.19735782]

>>19735709
Yeah don't come back here you fucking communist CCP agent.

[Anonymous No.19735786]

>>19735754
Not really, what they are doing is pretty reasonable. Much more risk letting shit collapse. They want to bridge the gap till AI runs everything anyway and we get actual huge growth again.

[Anonymous No.19735790]

virus?
that's still a thing?

[Anonymous No.19735794]

>>19735709
you forgot
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.19735795]

its eally nothing. burger witj no meat

[Anonymous No.19735802]

im gonna commit bearicide bros

[Anonymous No.19735803]

>a group of +0.6% positions are dragging down all your other positions that are +1.5% or better

fucking slackers

[Based gains man No.19735807]

>>19735755
>foreign markets matter
>futures matter

Lmao get educated, everything follows the actual day of trading

[Anonymous No.19735811]

>>19735786
Imagine actually believing that.

[Anonymous No.19735812]

>>19735730
Can't wait for boomer pensions to go to nothing

[Anonymous No.19735813]

Why am I so bad at this? I was watching SAVE last night but didn't buy, how do I git gud bros? is it really all just gambling?

[Anonymous No.19735815]

I FOUGHT THE FED
AND THE
FED WON
I FOUGHT THE FED
AND THE
FED WON

[Anonymous No.19735816]

$150 just sitting around thinking IVR is it just a meme or will it make me money?

[Anonymous No.19735818]

>>19735641
it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.19735822]

>>19735738

[Anonymous No.19735824]

>>19735754
Everything must be sacrificed for the boomers. Everything. 30 years from now we'll all be working 70 hour work weeks with all the profits going to keep fat, out-of-shape geriatric boomers who have ruined their bodies from overconsumption of Monster energy drink alive on $500,000/day life support machines. Random lotteries will be conducted to decide which healthy young person has to sacrifice their internal organs for transplant to keep the boomers alive for another 2 months. The world will be in chaos, the environment will be destroyed, the planet will be on the brink of no longer being able to sustain life but we will push it as far as it can go to keep those boomerinos alive and happy for just a few more years.

[Anonymous No.19735828]

>>19735786
The other big factor is cold war with China. They will prop, cheat, do anything to attract capital in China. USA is in competition and will not go into a weak state if it can help it right now

[Anonymous No.19735834]

>>19735813

Find your balls and pull the trigger on a buy or you’ll always be thinking shoulda coulda woulda

[Anonymous No.19735839]

>>19735816
Don't. I can't wait to fucking dump that garbage once it reaches $6 again

[Anonymous No.19735841]

>>19735813
Holy shit. Save was literally at 8 bucks like a week ago. You literally need to buy right now. I’ve got 546 shares of it and it’s guaranteed to go to 30+.

[Based gains man No.19735842]

>>19735824
>this is the state of incel bearcucks

[Anonymous No.19735853]

>>19735842
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.19735857]

>>19735853
ok doomer

[Anonymous No.19735868]

I asked amber out to breakfast and she didnt respond so im gonna chug a bottle of whiskey and shit myself

[Anonymous No.19735877]

>>19735842
t. future boomer organ farm

[Anonymous No.19735879]

>>19735857
I'm proud to be a doomer, are you proud to be a boomer?

[Anonymous No.19735881]

>>19735824
Dude 30 years from now most of the baby boomers will be dead. Millennials will be ruling the country. Not enough gen x to matter.

[Anonymous No.19735882]

I win

[Anonymous No.19735886]

Remember all the cucks that poured all their live savings into buying food, toilet paper and ammo?
I wonder where they all went.

[Anonymous No.19735887]

I can't decide which is more hilarious, when this board is 100% bull shitposting or 100% bobo shitposting.

[Anonymous No.19735892]

>>19735813
Don't beat yourself up over missed opportunities you'll go insane.
Shit happens.
If you have trouble deciding to buy take that graph setting and stretch it out to six months, before the pandemic hit.

[Anonymous No.19735894]

>>19735882
I found that tvix sucks ass as a hedge. Any idea what could work better? I know short dfen is pretty OK.

[Anonymous No.19735900]

>>19735881

Millennials are cucks boomers will have their heads on grafted onto robot bodies and still rule over seething millennials and zoomers.

[Anonymous No.19735904]

>>19735894
The best hedge is puts at good volatility prices. Everything else, gold etc is shit.

[Anonymous No.19735905]

>>19735879
I'm not a boomer, and sure as fuck wouldn't be proud to be a pessimistic piece of shit doomer that only sees the future in white and black.
Do us all a favor and jump off a bridge, faggot.

[Based gains man No.19735907]

>>19735894
Tvix has been separating retards from their money for a long time and I deeply appreciate it for that

[Anonymous No.19735910]

>>19735641
>I am done trying to predict this market.
You don't predict the market you idiot, the market is liquid and does not care what you think, snowflake.

>Absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
>OMGGGGGG THEY'RE WRONG IM RIGHT!!!!

>Even big boys ETF owners don’t understand what the fuck is happening and think this whole situation is disturbing.
Source? Because never about them criticizing this bull run, of course it's just natural that after a crash there's always recovery.

>WHO THE FUCK IS BEHIND THIS SHIT? THE JEWS? THE CHINKS? JUST TELL ME NOTHING MAKES SENSE AAAAAAAAA
Schizos think they know everything but they actually don't know anything. Just take your meds and everything will clear up, all is normal.

[Anonymous No.19735914]

>>19735725
500? he was calling for 700-800 if i recall. either way, best of luck. fuck this fake & gay pump. they're basically building a cushion just in case Jerome says something stupid tomorrow and causes another -2% drop.

[Anonymous No.19735917]

Almost time to scoop up some HTZ and dip the toes in. They’re going to pull off one of the most brilliant feats of financial engineering we’ve ever witnessed.

[Anonymous No.19735918]

I apologize for shorting. I’m all in on KOS now. Please take me to the moon.

[Anonymous No.19735927]

>>19735868
I'll have breakfast with you.

[Anonymous No.19735929]

>>19735887
the days that start in one direction and end in the other

[Anonymous No.19735932]

>Who Is Really Behind Hertz’s Stock Rally: Robinhood Or Strategic Investors
lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.19735934]

>>19735918
Is KOS a good buy?

[Anonymous No.19735936]

>>19735879
>actually being a proud schizo

[Anonymous No.19735945]

>>19735709
Yeah, well I do too. Guess what though. If America crashes we're all fucked either way so might as well put that money on the stocks going up because it's all going to be worthless either way.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19735946]

I don't get it... What about my second covid spike and retail apocalypse, and death to the economy? How is the market going up?

[Anonymous No.19735948]

hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Based gains man No.19735951]

>>19735934
Do people like to drink liquids? Will they continue to drink liquids in the future?

[Anonymous No.19735953]

>>19735881
>Thinking we're just gonna let boomers die in their 70s and 80s
Lol do you realize how much medical science has progressed? There's so many treatments to keep people alive, but they're expensive as hell. As boomers get older healthcare costs are going to skyrocket, as it will be considered blasphemy to suggest they shouldn't have access to all the newest, most sophisticated and most importantly, most expensive medical technology and techniques to keep them alive.

Geriatric boomers are going to be getting $150,000 surgeries twice a year, they're going to be on every medication imaginable, they will be making weekly visits to the doctor and don't you DARE suggest we cut any funding to Medicare, the boomers have to be taken care of.

[Anonymous No.19735954]

>>19735929
You can't really beat watching the transition unfold

[Anonymous No.19735957]

IM READY FOR MY HOURLY POOMP JEROME

THIS SHIT ISNT GOING UP BY ITSELF

[Anonymous No.19735958]

Pump incoming

[Anonymous No.19735965]

>>19735946
>>19735729

[Anonymous No.19735970]

>>19735946
It turns out that actually, yes, the virus was a fucking hoax.

[Anonymous No.19735978]

>>19735957
>>19735958
we already pumped you greedy motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.19735984]

>>19735746
>hahaha you bulls are fucked we're down 1100 points premarket, Dow will never cross 25000 again
>ok it's at 25000 but just you watch it's going back down again
>ok it's over 25000 but it's still down 500 points, it will never go green today just you watch
>ok it's green but just you wait it will go red again
The absolute state of bobos.

[Anonymous No.19735989]

[Anonymous No.19735993]

>>19735984

Fuck bears.

[Anonymous No.19735998]

>>19735946
>the whole country should fall apart because it was temporarily closed for 4 months
Retard alert. I think it's time to filter you

[Anonymous No.19735999]

>>19735978
Prepare to get Margin Called.

[Anonymous No.19736000]

>>19735978
Tik tok tik tok Jerome I might sell if you dont poomp it up

[Anonymous No.19736009]

>futures don't matter
>valuations don't matter
>fundamentals don't matter
>current economic conditions don't matter
today proved that all the above are true.

[Anonymous No.19736012]

>>19735978
That's not what the dollar says

[Based gains man No.19736013]

Imagine betting against trump lmaoo
I’m going to pick up a bottle of champagne right now

[Anonymous No.19736015]

>>19735389
Ots okay BOBOS jermoe will save us when he starts speaking ebonics on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.19736019]

>>19736009

Optimism is a hell of a drug and the right side to be on.

[Anonymous No.19736023]

chinese monsanto ftw $SEED

[Anonymous No.19736024]

>>19735586
>Isn't this the end of the market's tie to the economy?
No. Not really. If it's really a new paradigm, i think it's forward PE or PEG with a credit and solvency factor.
>the final nail in the coffin to the recession
in the equities markets, maybe. stick to large caps.
>I thought they wouldn't destroy America for the sake of stocks
eh, they haven't really.. It's hard to figure out what's going on. pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz1ca1-_-MY
>what do you project for the future with this new information?
I'm still long on commodities. I'll keep sitting in hedge positions because raw materials are going to swing violently with co movement. I'm swinging volatility at the moment, and it's going ok. Consider a small bag over time into big tech. keep hedging as September approaches. Again, co-movement is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.19736027]

>>19735989
Based

[Anonymous No.19736028]

For every buyer there is a seller.

[Anonymous No.19736031]

>>19735989
Paste and Strategery pilled

[Anonymous No.19736035]

>>19735904
A yearly atm LEAP at ~111% iv on a midprice stock seems to go around 33% of the underlying's price, that's quite the hit when the worst historical year for the stock is "only" -40%. Maybe under more usual circumstances the premium can go down to ~10% of the underlying's price, that might just be worthwhile.

[Based gains man No.19736046]

>>19736035
Who the fuck buys OTM puts with a premium

[Anonymous No.19736049]

Please Jerome, Please Mnuchin, please! MORE PUMPING!

[Anonymous No.19736051]

>>19735989
He posts here you just know. Look at his smug little face. He's here right now.

[Anonymous No.19736060]

>>19735904
puts in volatility etfs?

[Anonymous No.19736059]

>>19736046
Don't butt into things you don't understand, kid.

[Anonymous No.19736064]

Buy SSL

[Anonymous No.19736065]

I just became a bull an hour ago, how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.19736071]

Do I sell DFEN? I won't lose money at least.

[Anonymous No.19736075]

>>19736065
you bought the top

[Based gains man No.19736076]

>>19736059
I print money you cringe retard, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19736081]

>>19736065
You'll make it if you don't get bucked off.

[Anonymous No.19736083]

>>19736065
You either bought the top or made an early entry into a big bullrun.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19736086]

>>19736065
equally as fucked as being a bear 2 hours ago. this is pure crab territory.

[Anonymous No.19736087]

>>19735927
I already went alone now im watching line turn from red to green to red
ive been working 70 hours a week for 5 years and i just want a gf to smell

[Anonymous No.19736091]

Just bought 25 shares of KOS.
Fly me to the moon.

[Anonymous No.19736093]

>>19736065
Follow the dollar to find the top

[Anonymous No.19736110]

>>19736028
Yes, BIG DICK bullchads are buying from weak hands.

[Anonymous No.19736112]

celebrate the good times

[Anonymous No.19736118]

Hope none of you miss out on the SOLO train. They were already on their way to 3.00, but one of the whales unloaded and cashed in on 20m, but put 18m back into the company. They are up 20% today and will be up another 25% before week end. Don't say I didnt tell you.

[Anonymous No.19736125]

>>19736076
damn based gains mane the heck is a LEAP anyway lmao

[Anonymous No.19736128]

Prediction on when the Dow crosses 28,000?

[Anonymous No.19736135]

>>19735514
What can possibly go wrong.
If the dollar didn't crash up to this point it will never crash right?

[Anonymous No.19736136]

>>19736087
anon I..

[Anonymous No.19736139]

Why are tripfags SO cringe?

[Anonymous No.19736145]

Did anyone buy NAIL at open this morning and get rich?

[Anonymous No.19736155]

>>19736128
10 minutes before close

[Anonymous No.19736157]

>>19736065
Becoming a bull tomorrow. Today was supposed to be red. This is he beumninf of the ultimate bull run into July.

This is your sell signal btw

[Anonymous No.19736160]

>>19736128
Mid August. Then crashes back down to 25,000 in November, before pulling back down to 18,000 once Biden becomes president (Let's hope trump wins again).

[Anonymous No.19736163]

>>19736087
>i just want a gf to smell
Too bad, the world is only getting worse from here on out. You'll get a state mandated boyfriend (he's the top, you're the bottom) by the years end.

[Anonymous No.19736166]

>>19736091
based

[Anonymous No.19736174]

>>19736157
>beumninf

[Anonymous No.19736177]

>>19736071
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO I CANNOT MAKE DECISIONS FOR MYSELF

[Anonymous No.19736179]

How long til I can retire?

[Anonymous No.19736181]

buy water
buy graveyards
buy oil

[Anonymous No.19736183]

>>19736157
Jesus Christ someone call an ambulance. This man is having a stroke.

[Anonymous No.19736187]

>>19736177
download onlyfans and give away 10 dollars.

[Anonymous No.19736189]

>>19736177
How long have you been holding?

[Anonymous No.19736190]

the same repetitive cycle happens ever single time. futures down big, fed pump in the day / any emotional tidbits for the retards to grasp onto and boom green by the end of the market close. I wonder how much money is being made off this blatant manipulation of the markets. I mean it's easy to predict what's going to happen for the most part, today's trajection was pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.19736195]

>>19735403
HERO OF THE MARKET

Doesn’t he speak wednesday?

[Anonymous No.19736196]

the fact the market swings so much honestly signals this is bad shit.

I'm still sitting on basically the exact same portfolio I had at the start of this year, +/- small amounts of meme positions. fuck this shit, but I'm pretty bearish longterm.

[Anonymous No.19736200]

you have 30 seconds to pitch me a sub $5 stock with no downsides and 400% return potential

[Anonymous No.19736203]

>>19736091
I spent that $150 on KOS. We're going to make it bros.

[Anonymous No.19736202]

>>19736179
about tree fiddy months

[Anonymous No.19736204]

>>19736157
>This is he beumninf
anon are you alright

[Anonymous No.19736208]

>>19736118
These are good to know about before they happen

[Anonymous No.19736210]

If you were looking for a buy signal. This is it

[Anonymous No.19736211]

>>19736179
30 years if you invest in TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.19736213]

>>19736190
>every time I make the wrong prediction it's someone else's fault

[Anonymous No.19736216]

>>19736190

Well tell us how much you’ve made wise guy? Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out

[Anonymous No.19736220]

>>19736200
1/200 fractional share in TSLA :^)

[Anonymous No.19736226]

>>19736200
BYND is going to 300 once meat it outlawed.

[Anonymous No.19736227]

>>19736028
Hey fashionable young lady

Who the FUCK is selling Merck and Lockheed? Are they just freeing up cash to buy smallcaps and distressed debt?

[Anonymous No.19736228]

>>19736174
>>19736183

[Anonymous No.19736231]

TVIX crabbing like I've never seen it.
I told myself I would sell if it went below 160. It's been oscillating between 161 and 165 for an hour already.

[Anonymous No.19736233]

>>19736200
A casino. Get more money and you'll be able to invest instead of gamble.

[Anonymous No.19736234]

>>19736204
>beginning
Pretty simple anon-tachi-chan

[Anonymous No.19736236]

>>19736064
180 at 8.15

[Anonymous No.19736238]

>>19736190
>days talking about how blood red monday will be
>the whole week will be the worst ever
>green monday
>well i still wasn't wrong
Laughing at you while I make all this free money.

[Anonymous No.19736240]

>>19735932
All of these smug headlines scream “buy” in my opinion. When there is such a broad consensus being plastered all over places like CNBC and Zerohedge, it’s a good bet there’s money to be made going against the narrative.

[Anonymous No.19736242]

You guys said it would crash. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.19736246]

>>19736210
>>19736228
>the beumninf approacheth

[Anonymous No.19736249]

>>19736200
IVR or SSL

[Anonymous No.19736255]

>>19736231
No emotions anon.

[Anonymous No.19736256]

>>19736157
Pass me the beumninf, my guy. I wanna hit.

[Anonymous No.19736258]

>>19736091
20 shares my friend

soon we will dine on caviar

[Anonymous No.19736262]

>>19736233
>>19736226
>>19736220

get out, you've wasted my and my colleagues time

[Anonymous No.19736268]

>>19735403
>talks about BLM
>stocks crash
why did he do it?

[Anonymous No.19736270]

>>19736231
>TVIX crabbing
nigga do u ever stop and listen to yourself
that's some massive cope

[Anonymous No.19736271]

My portfolio is almost all back in the green after today, should I buy more or keep holding? I kinda want more IVR and SSL or other energy stocks but I don't have any good new ideas. I also don't wanna push my average up too high for them with all this volatility

[Anonymous No.19736273]

>>19736200
Not sub $5 but buy SSL, target price is $20

[Anonymous No.19736275]

>>19736246
>>19736204
>>19736174
I'm bearish on autocorrect systems.

But yes, THIS IS THE BEUMNINF, BULLBROS!

[Anonymous No.19736278]

>>19736271

The time to buy was earlier while it was in the red.

[Anonymous No.19736279]

>>19736262
>expecting anything from daytime /smg/ other than a time drain or a call from HR.
SCHG-gy diggy

[Anonymous No.19736282]

We thinking red tomorrow? Might pull everything out desu, I'm too new to this to deal with this market and I only have like $350 in anyway, not like I'm gonna make big gains

[Anonymous No.19736291]

>>19735389
Why did it go up?, what happened?

[Anonymous No.19736300]

>>19736200
just buy ORCL calls rn, this stock is going to moon after earnings

[Anonymous No.19736302]

>>19736282
>not like I'm gonna make big gains
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.19736306]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT IT TOO LATE TO BUY THE PUMP IN UVXY AND SDOW!!!!
But I sold them and made like $5 ;_;

[Anonymous No.19736307]

>>19736279

Night-time and weekend /smg/ are the biggest bunch of faggot know nothing autists on the whole site. Shits worse than anything on /x/ even.

[Anonymous No.19736310]

Anyone use Webull? How is it?

[Anonymous No.19736309]

>>19736278
Eh that's fine, I'm still set up for 3x or 4x if things go alright in the next few weeks/months. Anything else that's near its bottom though with some good potential? I saw someone mention PVAC, NBLX, HLX, PBF and OIS but they look really similar to AMPY or SSL

[Anonymous No.19736312]

>>19735984
can we autoban anyone who brings up the Dow? holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.19736314]

>>19736282
lol I pulled out today, I started the day losing a bunch of money and then it went super green and so I'm unloading and going to catch my breath. This clown market is fucking crazy and at this point I'm just gambling.

[Anonymous No.19736316]

>>19736282
No, it's 100% green until the next major announcement by jpow at the very least.
>>19736291
jpow says he's buying FAGMAN+'s debt outright.

[Anonymous No.19736319]

>>19736128
I'm predicting in 3 weeks, plus or minus a week.

[Anonymous No.19736320]

>>19736291
Fed announced more free money for corporations

[Anonymous No.19736325]

>>19736189
Since it was 14 last week. I know thats practically no time, but I keep hearing that its a slow recoverer and was thinking to just dump into something else I can panic about.

[Anonymous No.19736327]

>>19736307
you must be a permabull. It might be a bunch of midwits speculating on broader market pressures, but it's far better than daytime.

[Anonymous No.19736331]

looks a bit crabby bros
might snib snab at any minute

[Anonymous No.19736335]

>>19736064
You aren't going to jew me again SSL

[Anonymous No.19736337]

>>19735641
>big boys ETF owners
>he thinks those firms and analysts actually knew what was happening with stocks since their inception

With general public in there they can no longer sway it in their favor via self fulfilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.19736341]

omg what should i buy in this /bullrun/

[Anonymous No.19736344]

Kill me. I just bought into HTZ. Fed is buying individual corporate bonds today and I think we will have an up day tomorrow to support my margin.....what if they buy HTZ and they get bailed out? This might be THE time to buy HTZ.

[Anonymous No.19736350]

>>19736312
Seethe more faggot, the Dow is all that matters.

[Anonymous No.19736351]

>>19736327

Not even fuckin close. Fuck night time fags and especially fuck that retarded incel that spams the ugly gooks.

[Anonymous No.19736354]

>>19736316
FNG+ is some of the lowest yielding corporate credit. It’s been in extremely high demand, seen as safer than many countries sovereign debt. So this is either very small brained or you just wanted to say fagman...

[Anonymous No.19736355]

>>19736341
SSL KOS IVR

[Anonymous No.19736358]

Some real advice for once, from an airline anon:

SAVE is guaranteed to go back to 30+. It was 8 bucks a week ago. They are the only airline still training and the only airline not going to furlough on october first. They have a billion in cash reserves and burning less than 4 million a day. The supposed rumor is they are doing 56 flights a day and are going to 300-400 next month.

Meanwhile united and delta are guaranteed to be furloughing 2,000+ pilots.

[Anonymous No.19736361]

Some people are profit taking. Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.19736364]

>>19736344
Sell HTZ at any profit and stay the fuck away

[Anonymous No.19736367]

>>19736231
Cunt ass crab would be wrecking a mint Fiero, wouldn't it? What a jackass.

[Anonymous No.19736368]

>>19736327
Permabulls aren't perfect, but they damn sure outperform permabears by about infinity.

[Anonymous No.19736369]

>sell SSL
>it immediately goes up 0.15c
You're welcome faggots

[Anonymous No.19736370]

>>19736300
will do, ill be back in an hour

[Anonymous No.19736371]

>>19736341
WTRH. Food delivery is consolidating.

[Anonymous No.19736374]

>>19736310
Basically the same as robinhood

[Anonymous No.19736375]

DAL @ 47 is sooner than you think. Overseas routes to china is back open soon. Rest of world not far behind. Domestic opening up more and more. Disney parks open wide in July. Fat green baggie shall come to me.

[Anonymous No.19736377]

>>19736341
$SEED, VTSI, RGR, AR, PALAF, MAG, FSM

[Anonymous No.19736379]

>>19736344
>HTZ
it's a game of chicken and you bought in when the losers were already falling off the cliff

[Anonymous No.19736383]

>>19736210
oh come the fuck on. they literally want the market to pump killing bonds and treasury yields this hard.

[Anonymous No.19736386]

>>19736335
lol how the fuck is anyone on here not totally green on SSL right now?? It's my best performing stock by far

Anyone got a rundown on KOS? I've seen it talked about and they apparently had a decent earnings report today

[Anonymous No.19736388]

>>19736325
>but I keep hearing that its a slow recoverer
It's historically tanked as hard or harder than anything else during dips, yet been very slow to recover, hence being a great hedge against the market if shorted. However, it DOES recover to some extent, so unless you're already green now (you should be), you might as well hold. If you are green (as you should be), I definitely recommend selling. Go into TQQQ, TECL, SOXL, or FNGU instead. Much faster gainz, much safer long term.

[Anonymous No.19736390]

>>19736358
I was going to buy AAL, LUV, and SAVE. Not feeling too strongly about AAL anymore. Should I push that over on to the other two?

[Anonymous No.19736392]

>>19736291
Coronavirus vaccine hopes to be made before election, economy reopening etc. this is old news I know but gains from this are just starting to realize.

[Anonymous No.19736399]

>green day
>my stocks go up
>red day
>buy cheapies
>bought some cheapies this morning
>they immediately went up

[Anonymous No.19736403]

>>19736179
Well, if you make 4% every day from here on out, you'll have $350 million after a year.

[Anonymous No.19736405]

>>19736386
>please someone buy my $11 south africa bags

[Anonymous No.19736407]

>>19736190
Post gains

[Anonymous No.19736413]

>>19736320
>>19736316
didn't this start in may?, I thought there was only one round left of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and that is not new

[Anonymous No.19736418]

>>19736392
The cure is going to be a bigger deal and hit before end of july

[Anonymous No.19736426]

>>19736370
What is it about this combination of hair and glasses that makes a face truly punchable?

[Anonymous No.19736428]

>>19736354
jpow specifically said he's going after what's considered extremely safe in march. Those companies are the most overleveraged by far, yet are seen as extra-safe. Put 2 and 2 together, anon.
>jpow
>giving 2 shits about yield
The fuck.

[Anonymous No.19736437]

>>19736350
the Dow doesn't fucking mean shit faggot retard homo. S&P 500 > Dow. simple as. now fuck off like every other media pundit immediately getting all snippy about muh down falling 800 pts ignoring the Dow is fundamentally flawed and deprecated index prone to massive retard point swings. FUCK DOW POSTERS. If you love the fucking dow so much, sell your fucking SPY and buy Dow Tracking ETFs instead faggot.

[Anonymous No.19736439]

>>19735782
FUCK YOU KIKE WE WONT LET YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.19736442]

>>19736344
no, you're fucking stupid. I'm 99% sure they're just pressing yield down on Grade A and up bonds to get further TINA going. cashgang and commodites.

>>19736351
>>>/r/eddit is that way, little wolf of wall street.
Picking on the ktard is the lowest hanging fruit though. I feel good know I told him to exit GUSH on margin and then he got margin called.

>>19736368
permabears are retarded, but the overexpansion of credit in 2018 is still in play. The bear thesis will likely hold through 2023. If we get through to 2023 without a big snap back or big flux, then the bears were wrong and stupid for not capitulating by then. Otherwise, there's no issue holding cash and hedged positions. It's a very reasonable risk assessment imo.

[Anonymous No.19736443]

>>19736392
Texas is reclosing before the phase 3 vaccine news in July, screenshot this

[Anonymous No.19736444]

>>19736405
Man you're so fucking stupid but alright

>>19736390
>>19736375
>>19736358
I still highly suggest SKYW if you want airline stock. Their long term chart is better than any competitor and all the major airlines are going to be using them as their main domestic charter service

[Anonymous No.19736450]

>>19736392
This use of 'vaccine soon' and 'second wave' to manipulate the market is getting obvious.

[Anonymous No.19736456]

>>19735713
BOBO ARE YOU OK
SO BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
BOBO
As he came into the market
It was the sound of a green target
He came into some leverage
He was spilling all his beverage
Stocks went over-top the meme line
He could see there was no time
So he ran into the bedroom
His mom found him, it was his doom
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOU'BE BEEN HIT BY
A GREEN CRIMINAL

[Anonymous No.19736457]

>>19736390
LUV, ALK and DAL are good buys.
t. 90% airline portfolio.

[Anonymous No.19736460]

>>19736399
it's a good feel

[Anonymous No.19736461]

>>19735842
Fucking kys jude

[Anonymous No.19736464]

>>19736413
He was limited to ETFs and tbills.

[Anonymous No.19736469]

>>19736375
Why should I pick DAL over LUV or SAVE?

[Anonymous No.19736470]

>>19736437
>he thinks SPY matters more than the DOW
lmao oh dear

[Anonymous No.19736476]

>>19736442
>overapansion of credit in 2018
read as expansion from 08 to 20 and signaled strongly in 2018

[Anonymous No.19736481]

>>19736399
we cracked the code

[Anonymous No.19736486]

Anyone else thinking about picking up Moderna? They're obviously the chosen vaccine supplier.

[Based gains man No.19736487]

>>19736437
T. Henry William poor

[Anonymous No.19736493]

Buy SSL

[Anonymous No.19736496]

>>19736444
>>19736390
Skywest will be around forever, for sure. AAL is super iffy, I honestly think you could hold it and still make money but be sure to sell it soon because they are the only big airline in the US that could foreseeably go bankrupt and get fucked.

[Anonymous No.19736498]

bobros I'm holding some spxs from two weeks ago, I should have sold some with gains but now I'm down 10%, should I sell or hold it until the next shakeup?

[Anonymous No.19736499]

so how many of you retards bought that top an hour ago?

[Anonymous No.19736504]

>>19736442
>defending bears
>never been correct in the long term, ever
>took a meme virus and total lockdown to sort of kind of temporarily get anything like their decades-old predictions
k keep me posted

[Anonymous No.19736507]

how do we get the fucking chimps to pillage the fed

[Anonymous No.19736513]

>>19736437
Why is the S&P considered better than the Dow? Genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.19736516]

>>19736231
Is that Saitama?

[Anonymous No.19736523]

>>19736469
just buy all of them
DAL LUV SAVE UAL SKYW ALK ALGT

[Anonymous No.19736525]

>>19736439
Destroy "what" exactly, you racist schizo?

[Anonymous No.19736526]

POLL:
Will we retest the March lows this year?
https://www.strawpoll.me/20354489

[Anonymous No.19736547]

Why shouldn't I buy fractional shares in Tesla if it dips?

[Anonymous No.19736551]

>>19736516
if you're going to animepost at least post anime thots

[Anonymous No.19736568]

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.19736569]

>>19736399
well done EmiChad
kill myself for sleeping in again...

[Anonymous No.19736570]

>>19736504
I'll probably have to let your expenses do it. The market seems to be getting fixed up for real losses and nominal gains at the moment.
>took a meme virus and total lockdown to sort of kind of temporarily get anything like their decades-old predictions
>3 weeks and Q1 gets absolutely wrecked for half the market
>we're not obviously over leveraged and literally just asking for it eventually
>the boomer perception of nothing ever goes wrong will be forced into existence at the expense of... almost everything?
it's so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.19736571]

>>19736388
Thanks anon, I'll take what I got from this and look at one of those to grab tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19736576]

New thread
>>19736567


>>19736567


>>19736567

[Anonymous No.19736577]

WHY ARE WE DROPPING POWELL GET BACK HERE

[Anonymous No.19736582]

>>19736526
Shit poll, make again.
We won't be testing march lows till november.

[Anonymous No.19736587]

>>19736547
You should buy Tesla calls. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.19736589]

Is there really no way to open multiple portfolios on Robinhood? What a farce

[Anonymous No.19736620]

>>19735676
Only position I sold is still red, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.19736670]

>>19736444
If I’m in DAL should I immediately switch to SKYW?
I feel like DAL might be overbought and SKYW looks better long term but idk if it’s by a significant enough amount to switch right now

[Anonymous No.19737008]

>>19736481
I'm starting to think there's something to this whole buy low sell high thing normies keep talking about.

[Anonymous No.19737098]

>>19736399
Gotta love the first 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.19737788]

>>19736513
The Dow (dia) pays out monthly though,coupled with O and sphd,
That's almost a dividend every week.

[Anonymous No.19737812]

>>19736443
I live in Texas and fuck you Texas Chads dgaf bout no Rona scare