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We're still at the bottom of the new 2020-2031 bull run edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>19733934

>> No.19735403
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>>19735389

SAY MY NAME

>> No.19735409

>>19735389
I bought TVIX.

>> No.19735420

bull trap

>> No.19735422

>>19735403
THANK YOU BIG DICK JEROME
THANK YOU

>> No.19735424

>>19735409
Get ready to make some money then.

>> No.19735429
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>this is what bulls are bullish on
bulls in 2020 deserve financial ruin

>> No.19735432

>>19735389
stonks go up is magic just like in my ecchi anime

>> No.19735436

>>19735403
based

>> No.19735452
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>>19735403
POW

>> No.19735454

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-as-president-would-be-better-than-joe-biden-for-the-stock-market-strategist-162353459.html

Let's hope for the sake of our money that trump wins. I'll still be liquidating my shares and sitting on money as early as September.

>> No.19735455

>>19735361
>I care about the implementation of autonomous self driving vehicles that will replace taxis, buses, and trains.

Yeah they ditched their contractor Mobileeye (despite them having a good solution), and have instead rolled their own software, and now they're rolling their own silicon too.
I remember when their autopilot actually degraded after the split from Mobileeye and the Tesla autopilot was in its infancy. Tesla's solution seems to be improving much faster than anyone else at the moment.

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Let’s all take a moment to laugh at faggot bearcucks who lost everything gambling against america

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>>19735458
Hi jew

>> No.19735468

VENEZUELA STOCK INDEX MODE

>> No.19735469
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>>19735403

>> No.19735471

>>19735420
Is crab market meant to be one that pings between bull traps and bear traps?

>> No.19735472

>>19735429
I have no idea what any of this means

>> No.19735478
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19735478

IGNORE KIKE NAMING SCHIZOS
HIDE KIKE NAMING SCHIZOS
REPORT KIKE NAMING SCHIZOS (WHEN APPROPRIATE: its always appropriate)

>> No.19735479
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>>19735458
>bears as so stupid that they shorted the bottom

>> No.19735483 [DELETED] 

Buy dividend stocks.

>> No.19735486

>>19735468
Kek

>> No.19735490
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>>19735409
Based. Still holding TVIX and UVXY calls on the hope that Jerome puts the fear of god into the market tomorrow

>> No.19735492

>>19735409
>$160
is this the dip?

>> No.19735493

>>19735458
Gambling against America? No. We are not gambling and it's not against America. We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane

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>>19735458

>> No.19735498

If you're a company right now what's stopping you from issuing 10b of debt at <1% coupon?
Just fucking take the money, the Fed is literally saying it'll have the taxpayers fund you.

>> No.19735500

>>19735465
See you in three days, m8.
:^^)

>> No.19735506
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>this is what bears are bearish on
bears in 2020-2031 deserve financial ruin

>> No.19735509
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AMERICA

>> No.19735510

>>19735409
how does
$120 EOD sound?

>> No.19735511
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>>19735389
I got to cocky boys. Didn't expect Trump to tank TVIX today right before the world collapses. Shit

>> No.19735512
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>19735429
>he's not pretending to be mad
>he's actually seething this hard

>> No.19735514

>fed buying corporate bonds
Literally a clown market
HONK HONK

>> No.19735519
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>We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane

>> No.19735520

>>19735429
>using charts during a black swan event
low iq

>> No.19735521

step 1: guarantee big companies can't go bankrupt by buying their debt
step 2: universal basic income

Donald Marx can't be stopped

>> No.19735533

>>19735493
Honestly cringe

imagine actually believing you know better

>> No.19735537

>>19735514
fed will work with brokerages soon to buy our accounts directly at +20%. It'll be a lottery system to induce more investing.

>> No.19735536
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>breaking news: the clown market has begin and we are all going to be rich

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>>19735506
>this is what bears are bearish on

>> No.19735546

>PUMP UP THE JAM
>PUMP IT UP
>WHILE YOUR FEET ARE STUMPIN'
>AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN'

>GET YO BOOTY ON THE FLOOR
>MAKE MY DAY

>> No.19735555

>>19735468
lmao

>> No.19735559
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>>19735458
Trump is a Republican but he's not a "conservative" even though he champions their causes.
So when things are looking down he has no reservations about berating the Fed to turn on the printing presses, pass a bailout of banks and small businesses, or sell a $2T infrastructure plan.
I mean listening to him talk he's furious about how every other nation is keeping their interest rates lower than ours

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>>19735458

>> No.19735568

>>19735511
whats in the box

>> No.19735572
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19735572

market is confused

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>>19735493
>We are trying to be rational in a market that is fundamentally insane
No, you are the one who's insane here anon. Everyone's just rational as usual. You need to fix your gambling addiction man.

>> No.19735582

jerome based

>> No.19735584

>>19735514
Who's left with the bill if those bonds end up collapsing despite government intervention?

>> No.19735586
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19735586

Mostly CASHbro here, I was bearish because i have an education in economics but I have a question for the few non-retards on this board:

Isn't this the end of the market's tie to the economy? This looks to me like the final nail in the coffin to the recession we were supposed to have.

I was sure the market was tank because I thought they wouldn't destroy America for the sake of stocks but I realize I was wrong. I suppose after-all America is just a host for Israel.

Well non-retards what do you project for the future with this new information?

>inb4 inevitable retards reply

>> No.19735588

All I needed was a free app and some balls to BTFO boomer faggots

>> No.19735592

>>19735546
>SHOOP SHOOPA DOOP SHOOPADOOPADOOPADOOP SHOOPA DOOP SHOOPA DOOP SHOOPADOOPADOOPADOOP

>> No.19735593

>>19735479
>faggot typing too fast because his bull psyop on /smg/ is failing
Tell your boss it’s all GONE

>> No.19735594

It's still not even up from thursday you dumbass bulls

>> No.19735596
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weeeeeeeeeee i'm SQQQooomingggggg ahhhhrrrrrrrggggg i'm getting the dopamine hits of looooosing monies ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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why am i so retarded. Now I see OVV is back up +7% today.
I bought into other shit earlier today and I am not going to touch my trading account for a fucking month. I've closed all my tabs and I've paid off my bills so I never have to login into my bank account either.

>> No.19735607

>>19735586
look at SPY/QQQ returns vs GDP growth over the past decade.

How tied to economy is it?

>> No.19735613

>>19735586
stonks only go up

>> No.19735618

>>19735584
Who gives a fuck? The fed can just print more funny money or write it off. It doesn’t matter bobo

>> No.19735620

>>19735582
And to think.
Trump wanted to fire him!

>> No.19735625

>>19735584
You. These facilities are funded by Treasury backstops.

>> No.19735630

>>19735506
Very nice jew you were very quick to post your Jewish info graphic. Those bears almost got our thread!!!

>> No.19735636

Is it time to go all in on mining stonks and gold yet?

>> No.19735641
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>>19735389
I am done trying to predict this market. Absolutely nothing makes sense anymore. Even big boys ETF owners don’t understand what the fuck is happening and think this whole situation is disturbing. Even Jerome himself Fudded the market and it still does these completely unpredictable moves. Schizos from /biz/, WHO THE FUCK IS BEHIND THIS SHIT? THE JEWS? THE CHINKS? JUST TELL ME NOTHING MAKES SENSE AAAAAAAAA

>> No.19735642

>>19735586
They have the means to prop up the fake market for decades easily. Just look at china. Invest in the riskiest shit ever and enjoy being rich before the next crash. Said next crash could turn the market into japan 2.0, but until then, no reason not to profit.

>> No.19735644

>>19735586
America, it's government and it's people, have short attention spans, and that problem will only keep getting worse. So short term gains for a couple years, then ww3 at some point.

>> No.19735645

Where's my bond vigilante? Dump the fucking treasuries.

>> No.19735646

>>19735630
Shut down this antisemitic loon now

>> No.19735648
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Do you know where you're goin' to?
Do you like the things that life is showin' you
Where are you goin' to? Do you know?
Do you get what you're hopin' for
When you look behind you, there's no open doors
What are you hopin' for? Do you know?
Once we were standin' still in time
Chasing the fantasies that filled our minds
You knew how I loved you but my spirit was free
Laughin' at the questions that you once asked of me
Do you know where you're goin' to?
Do you like the things that life is showin' you
Where are you goin' to? Do you know?
Now looking back at all we've planned
We let so many dreams just slip through our hands
Why must we wait so long before we see
How sad the answers to those questions can be
Do you know where you're goin' to?
Do you like the things that life is showin' you
Where are you goin' to? Do you know?
Do you get what you're hopin' for
When you look behind you, there's no open doors
What are you hopin' for? Do you know?

>> No.19735652

>>19735572
Haha cute

>> No.19735655

jerome gives zero fucks now. tomorrow he'll try to speak in ebonics to appeal to the downtrodden and disenfranchised urban denizens of the USA. then he'll end his speech by doing a mic drop like our previous Nigger-in-Chief

>> No.19735656

>>19735646
YOU NEED YOUR ASS KICKED FUCKING JEW

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>>19735630
>möh jews
Seething bearcuck.

>> No.19735663

Where’s that giant faggot that was crying the sky was falling all morning and everyone NEEDED to sell now?? What a queer. Get fucked bud.

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19735668

I do ZERO due diligence.

Only buying mega-caps.
Only buying industry bullies.
Only buying Washington lobbyists.

Winner takes all economy. Corona proves me right.
Best of all? These fucks pay me for doing nothing.

>> No.19735670

>>19735625
sweet, I'm glad we pay taxes to socialize individual losses for rich boomer investors instead of having a functioning healthcare system.

>> No.19735674
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What the matter with this piece of shit? Are people just buying suits off-the-rack at Dillard's now?

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19735676

Do you feel in charge, bobos?

>> No.19735677

>>19735559
>trump buys XOM
based

>> No.19735679

Dollar crashes stocks go up! Tvix and the dollar are synced

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>>19735656

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>>19735660
I’m going to meme the goyim to cut off Jewish heads soon

>> No.19735689

>>19735568
I'm listening to a remix of the Spirit temple from Ocarina of time.

>> No.19735691
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summoning TVIXbro...are you still holding, or did you cash out this morning. just wondering. i know this all meaningless.

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>>19735572
i laffed

>> No.19735696

>>19735663
I'm still here retard and I'm still right. You better get the fuck out of this market. Lemme ask you summat: why would Powell do this when markets are fairly close to ATH?

HE KNOWS WHAT IS COMING.

>> No.19735699

>>19735389
I want to buy puts on ZM. I don't actually have to own the shares correct? I can just buy at a given strike and then market buy and offload near expiration?

>> No.19735703

>>19735682
HAHAHAHAHA TELL THE FBI ILL KILL THEIR JEWISH SONS AND DAUGHTERS DO IT

>> No.19735709

>>19735433
They're only making the next crash worst, more violent, and more destructive. Oh well, guess they started down a path in 2008 they couldn't turn around on. Gotta destroy the future of the nation to save some shit companies now, I guess.

FUCK THE FED
FUCK CORPORATIONS
FUCK BANKS
FUCK GLOBALISM
FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK GORSUCH & ROBERTS
FUCK DEMOCRATS
FUCK REPUBLICANS
FUCK LIBERTARIANS
FUCK AWFLS
FUCK LGBTQWHATEVER
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK PERMABULLS
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I genuinely hope the next economic crash brings the US to its knees. I'm going to take a break from trading today.

>> No.19735711

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM
im green but I dont know why

>> No.19735713
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BOBO R U OKAY
R U OKAY
R U OKAY BOBO
BOBO R U OKAY
R U OKAY
R U OKAY
R U OKAY BOBO
YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOUVE BEEN HIT BY
A SMOOTH
CRIMIBULL

>> No.19735715

jnj fucking stinks bros

>> No.19735718

>>19735663
>buying this dip
wew lad

>> No.19735724

>>19735586
This is a bull trap setup. The market has the memory of a goldfish. The chart never lies.

>> No.19735725

>>19735691
He's holding for 500 and so am I

>> No.19735727
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>>19735668
BASED

>> No.19735729

Bullbro here. I am a bull because I know there is nowhere for this money to go. The money printer will just be even more money with no home except stocks because there is nothing good to invest it in. Not in business, or jobs, or inventory, or manufacturing, or shipping, or even currency.
I am betting against America and WINNING
WW@?
>>19735403
Head of the FUDeral reserve and increaser of my 3x leveraged ETFs

>> No.19735730

>>19735696
Pension funds are why

>> No.19735731

Dow: from 24,450 to 25,800.

Now THAT'S what I call a bear trap.

>> No.19735738
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19735738

>he fought the fed

>> No.19735745

ahhh i don't know if i should buy frens. market is green but will it last???

>> No.19735746

trend is reversing boys.

We'll be back in the red before the day is done

>> No.19735747

>>19735696

Nothings coming other than you looking even more like a jackass. We’ll dump again maybe and pump again after, that’s just what the market does.

>> No.19735754

>>19735730
They're gonna sacrifice this country's future for boomer retirement. Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.19735755

>overseas markets in the shitter
>futures crap out
>US stock market fine
Okay.

>> No.19735757

>>19735745
no

>> No.19735766

>>19735745
Yes, it will. Until Thursday, after which we're dumping again. Expect these sort of swings until the virus is done.

>> No.19735774

Calm before the storm, you all know its coming

>> No.19735778

>>19735766

Has nothing to do with the virus it’s the kikes writing doom and gloom stories about nothing.

>> No.19735777

>>19735754
Boomers and their children are the last generation of whites. That’s why. There’s no reason to continue it.

>> No.19735779

>>19735755
Overseas markets are down because the U.S. is down.
Now that the U.S. is up the other markets will follow suit.

>> No.19735782

>>19735709
Yeah don't come back here you fucking communist CCP agent.

>> No.19735786

>>19735754
Not really, what they are doing is pretty reasonable. Much more risk letting shit collapse. They want to bridge the gap till AI runs everything anyway and we get actual huge growth again.

>> No.19735790

virus?
that's still a thing?

>> No.19735794

>>19735709
you forgot
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.19735795

its eally nothing. burger witj no meat

>> No.19735802

im gonna commit bearicide bros

>> No.19735803
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>a group of +0.6% positions are dragging down all your other positions that are +1.5% or better

fucking slackers

>> No.19735807

>>19735755
>foreign markets matter
>futures matter

Lmao get educated, everything follows the actual day of trading

>> No.19735811

>>19735786
Imagine actually believing that.

>> No.19735812

>>19735730
Can't wait for boomer pensions to go to nothing

>> No.19735813

Why am I so bad at this? I was watching SAVE last night but didn't buy, how do I git gud bros? is it really all just gambling?

>> No.19735815
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I FOUGHT THE FED
AND THE
FED WON
I FOUGHT THE FED
AND THE
FED WON

>> No.19735816

$150 just sitting around thinking IVR is it just a meme or will it make me money?

>> No.19735818
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>>19735641
it all makes sense

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>>19735738

>> No.19735824

>>19735754
Everything must be sacrificed for the boomers. Everything. 30 years from now we'll all be working 70 hour work weeks with all the profits going to keep fat, out-of-shape geriatric boomers who have ruined their bodies from overconsumption of Monster energy drink alive on $500,000/day life support machines. Random lotteries will be conducted to decide which healthy young person has to sacrifice their internal organs for transplant to keep the boomers alive for another 2 months. The world will be in chaos, the environment will be destroyed, the planet will be on the brink of no longer being able to sustain life but we will push it as far as it can go to keep those boomerinos alive and happy for just a few more years.

>> No.19735828

>>19735786
The other big factor is cold war with China. They will prop, cheat, do anything to attract capital in China. USA is in competition and will not go into a weak state if it can help it right now

>> No.19735834

>>19735813

Find your balls and pull the trigger on a buy or you’ll always be thinking shoulda coulda woulda

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>>19735816
Don't. I can't wait to fucking dump that garbage once it reaches $6 again

>> No.19735841

>>19735813
Holy shit. Save was literally at 8 bucks like a week ago. You literally need to buy right now. I’ve got 546 shares of it and it’s guaranteed to go to 30+.

>> No.19735842

>>19735824
>this is the state of incel bearcucks

>> No.19735853

>>19735842
ok boomer

>> No.19735857

>>19735853
ok doomer

>> No.19735868

I asked amber out to breakfast and she didnt respond so im gonna chug a bottle of whiskey and shit myself

>> No.19735877

>>19735842
t. future boomer organ farm

>> No.19735879

>>19735857
I'm proud to be a doomer, are you proud to be a boomer?

>> No.19735881

>>19735824
Dude 30 years from now most of the baby boomers will be dead. Millennials will be ruling the country. Not enough gen x to matter.

>> No.19735882
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19735882

I win

>> No.19735886
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19735886

Remember all the cucks that poured all their live savings into buying food, toilet paper and ammo?
I wonder where they all went.

>> No.19735887

I can't decide which is more hilarious, when this board is 100% bull shitposting or 100% bobo shitposting.

>> No.19735892

>>19735813
Don't beat yourself up over missed opportunities you'll go insane.
Shit happens.
If you have trouble deciding to buy take that graph setting and stretch it out to six months, before the pandemic hit.

>> No.19735894

>>19735882
I found that tvix sucks ass as a hedge. Any idea what could work better? I know short dfen is pretty OK.

>> No.19735900

>>19735881

Millennials are cucks boomers will have their heads on grafted onto robot bodies and still rule over seething millennials and zoomers.

>> No.19735904

>>19735894
The best hedge is puts at good volatility prices. Everything else, gold etc is shit.

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>>19735879
I'm not a boomer, and sure as fuck wouldn't be proud to be a pessimistic piece of shit doomer that only sees the future in white and black.
Do us all a favor and jump off a bridge, faggot.

>> No.19735907

>>19735894
Tvix has been separating retards from their money for a long time and I deeply appreciate it for that

>> No.19735910

>>19735641
>I am done trying to predict this market.
You don't predict the market you idiot, the market is liquid and does not care what you think, snowflake.

>Absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
>OMGGGGGG THEY'RE WRONG IM RIGHT!!!!

>Even big boys ETF owners don’t understand what the fuck is happening and think this whole situation is disturbing.
Source? Because never about them criticizing this bull run, of course it's just natural that after a crash there's always recovery.

>WHO THE FUCK IS BEHIND THIS SHIT? THE JEWS? THE CHINKS? JUST TELL ME NOTHING MAKES SENSE AAAAAAAAA
Schizos think they know everything but they actually don't know anything. Just take your meds and everything will clear up, all is normal.

>> No.19735914

>>19735725
500? he was calling for 700-800 if i recall. either way, best of luck. fuck this fake & gay pump. they're basically building a cushion just in case Jerome says something stupid tomorrow and causes another -2% drop.

>> No.19735917

Almost time to scoop up some HTZ and dip the toes in. They’re going to pull off one of the most brilliant feats of financial engineering we’ve ever witnessed.

>> No.19735918
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I apologize for shorting. I’m all in on KOS now. Please take me to the moon.

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>>19735868
I'll have breakfast with you.

>> No.19735929

>>19735887
the days that start in one direction and end in the other

>> No.19735932

>Who Is Really Behind Hertz’s Stock Rally: Robinhood Or Strategic Investors
lmaoooo

>> No.19735934

>>19735918
Is KOS a good buy?

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>>19735879
>actually being a proud schizo

>> No.19735945

>>19735709
Yeah, well I do too. Guess what though. If America crashes we're all fucked either way so might as well put that money on the stocks going up because it's all going to be worthless either way.

>> No.19735946

I don't get it... What about my second covid spike and retail apocalypse, and death to the economy? How is the market going up?

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19735948

hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19735951

>>19735934
Do people like to drink liquids? Will they continue to drink liquids in the future?

>> No.19735953

>>19735881
>Thinking we're just gonna let boomers die in their 70s and 80s
Lol do you realize how much medical science has progressed? There's so many treatments to keep people alive, but they're expensive as hell. As boomers get older healthcare costs are going to skyrocket, as it will be considered blasphemy to suggest they shouldn't have access to all the newest, most sophisticated and most importantly, most expensive medical technology and techniques to keep them alive.

Geriatric boomers are going to be getting $150,000 surgeries twice a year, they're going to be on every medication imaginable, they will be making weekly visits to the doctor and don't you DARE suggest we cut any funding to Medicare, the boomers have to be taken care of.

>> No.19735954

>>19735929
You can't really beat watching the transition unfold

>> No.19735957
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19735957

IM READY FOR MY HOURLY POOMP JEROME

THIS SHIT ISNT GOING UP BY ITSELF

>> No.19735958

Pump incoming

>> No.19735965

>>19735946
>>19735729

>> No.19735970

>>19735946
It turns out that actually, yes, the virus was a fucking hoax.

>> No.19735978

>>19735957
>>19735958
we already pumped you greedy motherfuckers

>> No.19735984

>>19735746
>hahaha you bulls are fucked we're down 1100 points premarket, Dow will never cross 25000 again
>ok it's at 25000 but just you watch it's going back down again
>ok it's over 25000 but it's still down 500 points, it will never go green today just you watch
>ok it's green but just you wait it will go red again
The absolute state of bobos.

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>>19735984

Fuck bears.

>> No.19735998

>>19735946
>the whole country should fall apart because it was temporarily closed for 4 months
Retard alert. I think it's time to filter you

>> No.19735999

>>19735978
Prepare to get Margin Called.

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19736000

>>19735978
Tik tok tik tok Jerome I might sell if you dont poomp it up

>> No.19736009

>futures don't matter
>valuations don't matter
>fundamentals don't matter
>current economic conditions don't matter
today proved that all the above are true.

>> No.19736012

>>19735978
That's not what the dollar says

>> No.19736013

Imagine betting against trump lmaoo
I’m going to pick up a bottle of champagne right now

>> No.19736015

>>19735389
Ots okay BOBOS jermoe will save us when he starts speaking ebonics on Wednesday

>> No.19736019

>>19736009

Optimism is a hell of a drug and the right side to be on.

>> No.19736023

chinese monsanto ftw $SEED

>> No.19736024

>>19735586
>Isn't this the end of the market's tie to the economy?
No. Not really. If it's really a new paradigm, i think it's forward PE or PEG with a credit and solvency factor.
>the final nail in the coffin to the recession
in the equities markets, maybe. stick to large caps.
>I thought they wouldn't destroy America for the sake of stocks
eh, they haven't really.. It's hard to figure out what's going on. pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz1ca1-_-MY
>what do you project for the future with this new information?
I'm still long on commodities. I'll keep sitting in hedge positions because raw materials are going to swing violently with co movement. I'm swinging volatility at the moment, and it's going ok. Consider a small bag over time into big tech. keep hedging as September approaches. Again, co-movement is a bitch.

>> No.19736027

>>19735989
Based

>> No.19736028
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19736028

For every buyer there is a seller.

>> No.19736031

>>19735989
Paste and Strategery pilled

>> No.19736035

>>19735904
A yearly atm LEAP at ~111% iv on a midprice stock seems to go around 33% of the underlying's price, that's quite the hit when the worst historical year for the stock is "only" -40%. Maybe under more usual circumstances the premium can go down to ~10% of the underlying's price, that might just be worthwhile.

>> No.19736046

>>19736035
Who the fuck buys OTM puts with a premium

>> No.19736049
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19736049

Please Jerome, Please Mnuchin, please! MORE PUMPING!

>> No.19736051

>>19735989
He posts here you just know. Look at his smug little face. He's here right now.

>> No.19736060

>>19735904
puts in volatility etfs?

>> No.19736059

>>19736046
Don't butt into things you don't understand, kid.

>> No.19736064
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19736064

Buy SSL

>> No.19736065

I just became a bull an hour ago, how fucked am I?

>> No.19736071

Do I sell DFEN? I won't lose money at least.

>> No.19736075
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>>19736065
you bought the top

>> No.19736076

>>19736059
I print money you cringe retard, kill yourself

>> No.19736081

>>19736065
You'll make it if you don't get bucked off.

>> No.19736083

>>19736065
You either bought the top or made an early entry into a big bullrun.

>> No.19736086

>>19736065
equally as fucked as being a bear 2 hours ago. this is pure crab territory.

>> No.19736087

>>19735927
I already went alone now im watching line turn from red to green to red
ive been working 70 hours a week for 5 years and i just want a gf to smell

>> No.19736091
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19736091

Just bought 25 shares of KOS.
Fly me to the moon.

>> No.19736093

>>19736065
Follow the dollar to find the top

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>>19736028
Yes, BIG DICK bullchads are buying from weak hands.

>> No.19736112
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19736112

celebrate the good times

>> No.19736118
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19736118

Hope none of you miss out on the SOLO train. They were already on their way to 3.00, but one of the whales unloaded and cashed in on 20m, but put 18m back into the company. They are up 20% today and will be up another 25% before week end. Don't say I didnt tell you.

>> No.19736125

>>19736076
damn based gains mane the heck is a LEAP anyway lmao

>> No.19736128

Prediction on when the Dow crosses 28,000?

>> No.19736135

>>19735514
What can possibly go wrong.
If the dollar didn't crash up to this point it will never crash right?

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>>19736087
anon I..

>> No.19736139

Why are tripfags SO cringe?

>> No.19736145

Did anyone buy NAIL at open this morning and get rich?

>> No.19736155

>>19736128
10 minutes before close

>> No.19736157

>>19736065
Becoming a bull tomorrow. Today was supposed to be red. This is he beumninf of the ultimate bull run into July.

This is your sell signal btw

>> No.19736160

>>19736128
Mid August. Then crashes back down to 25,000 in November, before pulling back down to 18,000 once Biden becomes president (Let's hope trump wins again).

>> No.19736163

>>19736087
>i just want a gf to smell
Too bad, the world is only getting worse from here on out. You'll get a state mandated boyfriend (he's the top, you're the bottom) by the years end.

>> No.19736166

>>19736091
based

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>>19736157
>beumninf

>> No.19736177

>>19736071
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO I CANNOT MAKE DECISIONS FOR MYSELF

>> No.19736179
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19736179

How long til I can retire?

>> No.19736181

buy water
buy graveyards
buy oil

>> No.19736183

>>19736157
Jesus Christ someone call an ambulance. This man is having a stroke.

>> No.19736187

>>19736177
download onlyfans and give away 10 dollars.

>> No.19736189

>>19736177
How long have you been holding?

>> No.19736190

the same repetitive cycle happens ever single time. futures down big, fed pump in the day / any emotional tidbits for the retards to grasp onto and boom green by the end of the market close. I wonder how much money is being made off this blatant manipulation of the markets. I mean it's easy to predict what's going to happen for the most part, today's trajection was pretty obvious.

>> No.19736195

>>19735403
HERO OF THE MARKET

Doesn’t he speak wednesday?

>> No.19736196

the fact the market swings so much honestly signals this is bad shit.

I'm still sitting on basically the exact same portfolio I had at the start of this year, +/- small amounts of meme positions. fuck this shit, but I'm pretty bearish longterm.

>> No.19736200
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you have 30 seconds to pitch me a sub $5 stock with no downsides and 400% return potential

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>>19736091
I spent that $150 on KOS. We're going to make it bros.

>> No.19736202

>>19736179
about tree fiddy months

>> No.19736204

>>19736157
>This is he beumninf
anon are you alright

>> No.19736208

>>19736118
These are good to know about before they happen

>> No.19736210
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19736210

If you were looking for a buy signal. This is it

>> No.19736211

>>19736179
30 years if you invest in TQQQ.

>> No.19736213

>>19736190
>every time I make the wrong prediction it's someone else's fault

>> No.19736216

>>19736190

Well tell us how much you’ve made wise guy? Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out

>> No.19736220

>>19736200
1/200 fractional share in TSLA :^)

>> No.19736226

>>19736200
BYND is going to 300 once meat it outlawed.

>> No.19736227

>>19736028
Hey fashionable young lady

Who the FUCK is selling Merck and Lockheed? Are they just freeing up cash to buy smallcaps and distressed debt?

>> No.19736228 [DELETED] 

>>19736174
>>19736183

>> No.19736231
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19736231

TVIX crabbing like I've never seen it.
I told myself I would sell if it went below 160. It's been oscillating between 161 and 165 for an hour already.

>> No.19736233

>>19736200
A casino. Get more money and you'll be able to invest instead of gamble.

>> No.19736234

>>19736204
>beginning
Pretty simple anon-tachi-chan

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>>19736064
180 at 8.15

>> No.19736238

>>19736190
>days talking about how blood red monday will be
>the whole week will be the worst ever
>green monday
>well i still wasn't wrong
Laughing at you while I make all this free money.

>> No.19736240

>>19735932
All of these smug headlines scream “buy” in my opinion. When there is such a broad consensus being plastered all over places like CNBC and Zerohedge, it’s a good bet there’s money to be made going against the narrative.

>> No.19736242

You guys said it would crash. What the fuck?

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>>19736210
>>19736228
>the beumninf approacheth

>> No.19736249

>>19736200
IVR or SSL

>> No.19736255

>>19736231
No emotions anon.

>> No.19736256

>>19736157
Pass me the beumninf, my guy. I wanna hit.

>> No.19736258

>>19736091
20 shares my friend

soon we will dine on caviar

>> No.19736262

>>19736233
>>19736226
>>19736220

get out, you've wasted my and my colleagues time

>> No.19736268

>>19735403
>talks about BLM
>stocks crash
why did he do it?

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>>19736231
>TVIX crabbing
nigga do u ever stop and listen to yourself
that's some massive cope

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19736271

My portfolio is almost all back in the green after today, should I buy more or keep holding? I kinda want more IVR and SSL or other energy stocks but I don't have any good new ideas. I also don't wanna push my average up too high for them with all this volatility

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>>19736200
Not sub $5 but buy SSL, target price is $20

>> No.19736275

>>19736246
>>19736204
>>19736174
I'm bearish on autocorrect systems.

But yes, THIS IS THE BEUMNINF, BULLBROS!

>> No.19736278

>>19736271

The time to buy was earlier while it was in the red.

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>>19736262
>expecting anything from daytime /smg/ other than a time drain or a call from HR.
SCHG-gy diggy

>> No.19736282

We thinking red tomorrow? Might pull everything out desu, I'm too new to this to deal with this market and I only have like $350 in anyway, not like I'm gonna make big gains

>> No.19736291

>>19735389
Why did it go up?, what happened?

>> No.19736300

>>19736200
just buy ORCL calls rn, this stock is going to moon after earnings

>> No.19736302

>>19736282
>not like I'm gonna make big gains
Not with that attitude

>> No.19736306

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT IT TOO LATE TO BUY THE PUMP IN UVXY AND SDOW!!!!
But I sold them and made like $5 ;_;

>> No.19736307

>>19736279

Night-time and weekend /smg/ are the biggest bunch of faggot know nothing autists on the whole site. Shits worse than anything on /x/ even.

>> No.19736310

Anyone use Webull? How is it?

>> No.19736309

>>19736278
Eh that's fine, I'm still set up for 3x or 4x if things go alright in the next few weeks/months. Anything else that's near its bottom though with some good potential? I saw someone mention PVAC, NBLX, HLX, PBF and OIS but they look really similar to AMPY or SSL

>> No.19736312

>>19735984
can we autoban anyone who brings up the Dow? holy fucking shit.

>> No.19736314

>>19736282
lol I pulled out today, I started the day losing a bunch of money and then it went super green and so I'm unloading and going to catch my breath. This clown market is fucking crazy and at this point I'm just gambling.

>> No.19736316

>>19736282
No, it's 100% green until the next major announcement by jpow at the very least.
>>19736291
jpow says he's buying FAGMAN+'s debt outright.

>> No.19736319

>>19736128
I'm predicting in 3 weeks, plus or minus a week.

>> No.19736320

>>19736291
Fed announced more free money for corporations

>> No.19736325

>>19736189
Since it was 14 last week. I know thats practically no time, but I keep hearing that its a slow recoverer and was thinking to just dump into something else I can panic about.

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>>19736307
you must be a permabull. It might be a bunch of midwits speculating on broader market pressures, but it's far better than daytime.

>> No.19736331

looks a bit crabby bros
might snib snab at any minute

>> No.19736335

>>19736064
You aren't going to jew me again SSL

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>>19735641
>big boys ETF owners
>he thinks those firms and analysts actually knew what was happening with stocks since their inception

With general public in there they can no longer sway it in their favor via self fulfilling prophecy

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omg what should i buy in this /bullrun/

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19736344

Kill me. I just bought into HTZ. Fed is buying individual corporate bonds today and I think we will have an up day tomorrow to support my margin.....what if they buy HTZ and they get bailed out? This might be THE time to buy HTZ.

>> No.19736350

>>19736312
Seethe more faggot, the Dow is all that matters.

>> No.19736351

>>19736327

Not even fuckin close. Fuck night time fags and especially fuck that retarded incel that spams the ugly gooks.

>> No.19736354

>>19736316
FNG+ is some of the lowest yielding corporate credit. It’s been in extremely high demand, seen as safer than many countries sovereign debt. So this is either very small brained or you just wanted to say fagman...

>> No.19736355

>>19736341
SSL KOS IVR

>> No.19736358

Some real advice for once, from an airline anon:

SAVE is guaranteed to go back to 30+. It was 8 bucks a week ago. They are the only airline still training and the only airline not going to furlough on october first. They have a billion in cash reserves and burning less than 4 million a day. The supposed rumor is they are doing 56 flights a day and are going to 300-400 next month.

Meanwhile united and delta are guaranteed to be furloughing 2,000+ pilots.

>> No.19736361

Some people are profit taking. Buy the dip.

>> No.19736364

>>19736344
Sell HTZ at any profit and stay the fuck away

>> No.19736367

>>19736231
Cunt ass crab would be wrecking a mint Fiero, wouldn't it? What a jackass.

>> No.19736368

>>19736327
Permabulls aren't perfect, but they damn sure outperform permabears by about infinity.

>> No.19736369

>sell SSL
>it immediately goes up 0.15c
You're welcome faggots

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>>19736300
will do, ill be back in an hour

>> No.19736371

>>19736341
WTRH. Food delivery is consolidating.

>> No.19736374

>>19736310
Basically the same as robinhood

>> No.19736375

DAL @ 47 is sooner than you think. Overseas routes to china is back open soon. Rest of world not far behind. Domestic opening up more and more. Disney parks open wide in July. Fat green baggie shall come to me.

>> No.19736377

>>19736341
$SEED, VTSI, RGR, AR, PALAF, MAG, FSM

>> No.19736379

>>19736344
>HTZ
it's a game of chicken and you bought in when the losers were already falling off the cliff

>> No.19736383

>>19736210
oh come the fuck on. they literally want the market to pump killing bonds and treasury yields this hard.

>> No.19736386

>>19736335
lol how the fuck is anyone on here not totally green on SSL right now?? It's my best performing stock by far

Anyone got a rundown on KOS? I've seen it talked about and they apparently had a decent earnings report today

>> No.19736388

>>19736325
>but I keep hearing that its a slow recoverer
It's historically tanked as hard or harder than anything else during dips, yet been very slow to recover, hence being a great hedge against the market if shorted. However, it DOES recover to some extent, so unless you're already green now (you should be), you might as well hold. If you are green (as you should be), I definitely recommend selling. Go into TQQQ, TECL, SOXL, or FNGU instead. Much faster gainz, much safer long term.

>> No.19736390

>>19736358
I was going to buy AAL, LUV, and SAVE. Not feeling too strongly about AAL anymore. Should I push that over on to the other two?

>> No.19736392
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>>19736291
Coronavirus vaccine hopes to be made before election, economy reopening etc. this is old news I know but gains from this are just starting to realize.

>> No.19736399
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>green day
>my stocks go up
>red day
>buy cheapies
>bought some cheapies this morning
>they immediately went up

>> No.19736403

>>19736179
Well, if you make 4% every day from here on out, you'll have $350 million after a year.

>> No.19736405

>>19736386
>please someone buy my $11 south africa bags

>> No.19736407

>>19736190
Post gains

>> No.19736413

>>19736320
>>19736316
didn't this start in may?, I thought there was only one round left of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and that is not new

>> No.19736418

>>19736392
The cure is going to be a bigger deal and hit before end of july

>> No.19736426

>>19736370
What is it about this combination of hair and glasses that makes a face truly punchable?

>> No.19736428

>>19736354
jpow specifically said he's going after what's considered extremely safe in march. Those companies are the most overleveraged by far, yet are seen as extra-safe. Put 2 and 2 together, anon.
>jpow
>giving 2 shits about yield
The fuck.

>> No.19736437

>>19736350
the Dow doesn't fucking mean shit faggot retard homo. S&P 500 > Dow. simple as. now fuck off like every other media pundit immediately getting all snippy about muh down falling 800 pts ignoring the Dow is fundamentally flawed and deprecated index prone to massive retard point swings. FUCK DOW POSTERS. If you love the fucking dow so much, sell your fucking SPY and buy Dow Tracking ETFs instead faggot.

>> No.19736439
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>>19735782
FUCK YOU KIKE WE WONT LET YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING

>> No.19736442

>>19736344
no, you're fucking stupid. I'm 99% sure they're just pressing yield down on Grade A and up bonds to get further TINA going. cashgang and commodites.

>>19736351
>>>/r/eddit is that way, little wolf of wall street.
Picking on the ktard is the lowest hanging fruit though. I feel good know I told him to exit GUSH on margin and then he got margin called.

>>19736368
permabears are retarded, but the overexpansion of credit in 2018 is still in play. The bear thesis will likely hold through 2023. If we get through to 2023 without a big snap back or big flux, then the bears were wrong and stupid for not capitulating by then. Otherwise, there's no issue holding cash and hedged positions. It's a very reasonable risk assessment imo.

>> No.19736443

>>19736392
Texas is reclosing before the phase 3 vaccine news in July, screenshot this

>> No.19736444

>>19736405
Man you're so fucking stupid but alright

>>19736390
>>19736375
>>19736358
I still highly suggest SKYW if you want airline stock. Their long term chart is better than any competitor and all the major airlines are going to be using them as their main domestic charter service

>> No.19736450

>>19736392
This use of 'vaccine soon' and 'second wave' to manipulate the market is getting obvious.

>> No.19736456

>>19735713
BOBO ARE YOU OK
SO BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
BOBO
As he came into the market
It was the sound of a green target
He came into some leverage
He was spilling all his beverage
Stocks went over-top the meme line
He could see there was no time
So he ran into the bedroom
His mom found him, it was his doom
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOU'BE BEEN HIT BY
A GREEN CRIMINAL

>> No.19736457

>>19736390
LUV, ALK and DAL are good buys.
t. 90% airline portfolio.

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>>19736399
it's a good feel

>> No.19736461

>>19735842
Fucking kys jude

>> No.19736464

>>19736413
He was limited to ETFs and tbills.

>> No.19736469

>>19736375
Why should I pick DAL over LUV or SAVE?

>> No.19736470

>>19736437
>he thinks SPY matters more than the DOW
lmao oh dear

>> No.19736476

>>19736442
>overapansion of credit in 2018
read as expansion from 08 to 20 and signaled strongly in 2018

>> No.19736481

>>19736399
we cracked the code

>> No.19736486

Anyone else thinking about picking up Moderna? They're obviously the chosen vaccine supplier.

>> No.19736487

>>19736437
T. Henry William poor

>> No.19736493
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Buy SSL

>> No.19736496

>>19736444
>>19736390
Skywest will be around forever, for sure. AAL is super iffy, I honestly think you could hold it and still make money but be sure to sell it soon because they are the only big airline in the US that could foreseeably go bankrupt and get fucked.

>> No.19736498

bobros I'm holding some spxs from two weeks ago, I should have sold some with gains but now I'm down 10%, should I sell or hold it until the next shakeup?

>> No.19736499

so how many of you retards bought that top an hour ago?

>> No.19736504

>>19736442
>defending bears
>never been correct in the long term, ever
>took a meme virus and total lockdown to sort of kind of temporarily get anything like their decades-old predictions
k keep me posted

>> No.19736507

how do we get the fucking chimps to pillage the fed

>> No.19736513

>>19736437
Why is the S&P considered better than the Dow? Genuinely curious

>> No.19736516

>>19736231
Is that Saitama?

>> No.19736523

>>19736469
just buy all of them
DAL LUV SAVE UAL SKYW ALK ALGT

>> No.19736525

>>19736439
Destroy "what" exactly, you racist schizo?

>> No.19736526
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POLL:
Will we retest the March lows this year?
https://www.strawpoll.me/20354489

>> No.19736547

Why shouldn't I buy fractional shares in Tesla if it dips?

>> No.19736551

>>19736516
if you're going to animepost at least post anime thots

>> No.19736568

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.19736569
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>>19736399
well done EmiChad
kill myself for sleeping in again...

>> No.19736570

>>19736504
I'll probably have to let your expenses do it. The market seems to be getting fixed up for real losses and nominal gains at the moment.
>took a meme virus and total lockdown to sort of kind of temporarily get anything like their decades-old predictions
>3 weeks and Q1 gets absolutely wrecked for half the market
>we're not obviously over leveraged and literally just asking for it eventually
>the boomer perception of nothing ever goes wrong will be forced into existence at the expense of... almost everything?
it's so tiresome.

>> No.19736571

>>19736388
Thanks anon, I'll take what I got from this and look at one of those to grab tomorrow.

>> No.19736576

New thread
>>19736567


>>19736567


>>19736567

>> No.19736577

WHY ARE WE DROPPING POWELL GET BACK HERE

>> No.19736582

>>19736526
Shit poll, make again.
We won't be testing march lows till november.

>> No.19736587

>>19736547
You should buy Tesla calls. Trust me.

>> No.19736589

Is there really no way to open multiple portfolios on Robinhood? What a farce

>> No.19736620

>>19735676
Only position I sold is still red, so yeah.

>> No.19736670

>>19736444
If I’m in DAL should I immediately switch to SKYW?
I feel like DAL might be overbought and SKYW looks better long term but idk if it’s by a significant enough amount to switch right now

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>>19736481
I'm starting to think there's something to this whole buy low sell high thing normies keep talking about.

>> No.19737098

>>19736399
Gotta love the first 30 minutes

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>>19736513
The Dow (dia) pays out monthly though,coupled with O and sphd,
That's almost a dividend every week.

>> No.19737812

>>19736443
I live in Texas and fuck you Texas Chads dgaf bout no Rona scare