/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19733934]

*Still Bullish edition*

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.19733959]

>>19733934
Reminder that tech stonks only go up

[Anonymous No.19734063]

>>19733934
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.19734090]

all these bobo fags losing their mind right now

[Anonymous No.19734109]

AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BOBO. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

[Anonymous No.19734115]

Hopped in ssl this morning for 60 shares at $8.23 and already up 7%. Think im gonna start dumping my PHAT BVLL loads into the morning dumps and ride the evening pumps

[Anonymous No.19734120]

>wait for a ford dip
>buy a short term call
>sell the next day for a conservative 30 percent gain

Is it really this easy

[Anonymous No.19734127]

>>19734090
How much higher can the DOW actually go realistically? I mean the prices are so high that people will stop paying for these fuckin bullshit stonks like 2.4k for one share of Amazon and 1000 for a share of Tesla.

[Anonymous No.19734132]

If you didn't buy this morning or if you sold, you have to be the dumbest person around.

[Anonymous No.19734165]

>>19734127
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

[Anonymous No.19734290]

>>19734127
>2.4k for one share of Amazon
Considering that BTC is ~$9K that is a firesale price. What retard pays $10K for BTC and thinks $2.5K for Amazon is expensive? What retard pays $225 for ETH and thinks $225 for FB is expensive? Daddy Musk tech can cause a paradigm shift in driving, energy and colonize Mars and retards think Vitalik is a genius? Tech is eating up the S&P 500 and creating a new economy with huge moats and vertical and horizontal integration and people buying crytpto like retards thinking tech stonks overpriced

[Anonymous No.19734380]

>>19734290
>What retard
biz

[Anonymous No.19734454]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HUGE DIP??????? YOU LIED TO ME /BIZ/

IF IT DOESN'T DROP 10% IN 3 HOURS I'M GETTING BANKRUPT

[Anonymous No.19734474]

>>19733959
Yep. I could see Facebook losing market share over the next 10 years or so. Because a ton of young people who are not jumping on. But them old boomers love Facebook and that is keeping a flot.

[Anonymous No.19734478]

Buy SSL

[Anonymous No.19734499]

>>19734454
Just fucking double down and everything will be just fine.

[Anonymous No.19734514]

Smart money here. We're going all in on $CARR.

[Anonymous No.19734515]

>>19734478
Only chads buy ssl

[Anonymous No.19734527]

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

[Anonymous No.19734545]

>>19734290
>prints 100,000,000 new Class F shares
heh nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.19734572]

BOBOS ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU OKAY BOBOS? BOBOS!

[Anonymous No.19734573]

I entered back into the market and I hid my trading account from my bank summary so I don't make any stupid decisions until everything is reopening completely (then I take profits)

r8 my game plan

[Anonymous No.19734582]

LEAVE UR CALLS NAKED
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO PROFIT NOW

[Anonymous No.19734591]

>mfw i bought the dip

[Anonymous No.19734605]

im gonna chug a bottle of whiskey

[Anonymous No.19734612]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

haters gonna hate while I compound my income to the point where my income is making its own income

[Anonymous No.19734613]

>Buy puts
>Stocks go up
>Buy calls
>Stocks go down

Wow I'm shit at this. Out about a third of my initial $550 so far

[Anonymous No.19734623]

hertz will make or break dreams

[Anonymous No.19734635]

BOBO ARE U OKAY
ARE U OKAY
ARE UNOKAY BOBO
BOBO ARE U OKAY
ARE U OKAY
ARE U OKAY BOBO
UVE BEEN STRUCK BY
UVE BEEN HIT BY
A SMOOTH CRIMIBULL

[Anonymous No.19734644]

>>19734612
Do the DEW

[5.45 !!K3nua06qYkB No.19734655]

Imagine thinking this was the second crash or some other nonsense

>>19734613
Buy spreads

[Anonymous No.19734670]

>Lean Hogs +1.15%

[Anonymous No.19734674]

>>19734444
wish gran

[Anonymous No.19734677]

there will be more dips to buy, no need to panic friends

[Anonymous No.19734678]

Heres hoping that this entire week wee's a sea of green

[Anonymous No.19734680]

When to buy ZM puts?

[Anonymous No.19734693]

I don't know if either of these are any good, but here's variant 1.

[Anonymous No.19734692]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO THOSE ROBINHOODERS ARE CAUSING A FALSE SURGE

[Anonymous No.19734694]

>kike bulls joking about 9.11 when their own Semitic kind orchestrated 9.11
ABSOLUTE EVIL

[Anonymous No.19734706]

>>19734572
KEEP BUYING GO GO GO!!!!

[Anonymous No.19734710]

>>19734693
and variant 2.

[Anonymous No.19734709]

>>19734635
Jewish bulls are doomed. Tell your Israeli cyber agent friends

[Anonymous No.19734714]

>>19734693
Saved

[Anonymous No.19734716]

>>19734612
Based. finna get 100 dollars in dividends next week. I'm a poorfag but I like the small illusion of making it.

[Anonymous No.19734718]

>>19734612
any recommended stocks for dividends?

[Anonymous No.19734726]

>>19734692
>you're buying the cheapies before we had chance, the market must retreat and we must regulate this

[Anonymous No.19734730]

>that one-the-minute schedule fed poomp

[Anonymous No.19734738]

okay now THIS is epic

[Anonymous No.19734740]

>that pump every hour on the dot

[Based gains man No.19734741]

>go to sleep making fun of overconfident bearcucks
>wake up and market reversed 4%


HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

This is better than coffee

[Anonymous No.19734742]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19734753]

$CARR IS FUCKING MOONING

[Anonymous No.19734757]

>>19734612
based dividendsbro

[Anonymous No.19734763]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FED KEEPING THE MARKET FREE AND FAIR

THANK YOU POWELL

[Anonymous No.19734767]

HUGE GREEN FUCKING DILDOS

[Anonymous No.19734768]

THIS MARKET IS A FUCKING JOKE

[Anonymous No.19734772]

TOPS is mooning!

[Anonymous No.19734775]

>>19734753
Everything is

[Anonymous No.19734776]

>>19734768
Kill all jews

[Anonymous No.19734779]

>>19734655
>he spreads
>Crabs all week

[Anonymous No.19734781]

>>19734612
R8 my boomer tier dividend portfolio
RTX
WMT
MSFT
AAPL
JNJ
T
VZ
PPL
GE
JPM
WM

[Based gains man No.19734788]

>>19734741
>this market is a joke
>this is rigged
>muh jews

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19734790]

>>19734718
here's my DEW calendar.

My top 12 in alphabetical order are: AAPL, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MCD, MSFT, O, PG, SBUX, V

[Anonymous No.19734793]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19734800]

Somebody please help me there's a massive green dildo stuck up my ass.

[Anonymous No.19734802]

[Anonymous No.19734803]

literally all my stocks just turned green except for SHIP and INUV

[Anonymous No.19734807]

>>19734718
KO, O, WFC.

[Anonymous No.19734808]

DEATH TO ISRAEL, MOSSAD, AND EVERY JEWISH CYBER AGENT ON /biz/

[Anonymous No.19734810]

WHAT THE FUCK?! Fucking TVIX.

[Anonymous No.19734814]

sorry bears, you'll always be poor but I hope you enjoyed your cute little 2 day bear market

[Anonymous No.19734815]

Wow, just wow. This is just total bullshit but the market is going to moon.

[Anonymous No.19734816]

>>19734781
GE is kinda gay others are good

[Anonymous No.19734817]

>>19734714
Thanks

[Anonymous No.19734818]

Damn Bobo. You played yourself

[Anonymous No.19734819]

Making money is easy lol

[Anonymous No.19734820]

Well played fellow bulls. Let us take a moment to thank Powell for keeping things going up.

[Anonymous No.19734826]

>>19734810

[Anonymous No.19734827]

>>19733934

Where my Shell Chadbros at

[Anonymous No.19734828]

Fuck all of you fucking retards going on about muhh spy puts muhh market drop it's the crash 'deluded bullcucks' etc fuck you you're fucking greedy retards

[Anonymous No.19734829]

>>19734790
Why not have WFC on the list?

[Anonymous No.19734830]

Buy SSL

[Anonymous No.19734831]

how are individual bond purchases more bullish than the FED buying a shitbucket of garbage companies mixed with decent ones?

[Anonymous No.19734834]

>>19734814
>>19734818
>>19734820
YOU GOD DAMN R3DDIT JEWS

[Anonymous No.19734837]

Nice.

[Anonymous No.19734839]

Tried to warn you fellers yesterday, whenever theres massive fud on this board its the best time to buy. Always do the opposite of these mongrels, fellers, always remember this

God it feels good to shit on a bear

[Anonymous No.19734840]

AHHHHH ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.19734851]

>>19734831
FED is going to start buying RH margin calls.

[Anonymous No.19734856]

wew that fucking volume

[Anonymous No.19734864]

This is bearish as fuck

[Anonymous No.19734866]

>>19733934

[Anonymous No.19734872]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200615a.htm

[Anonymous No.19734876]

Bears got kekd again

[Anonymous No.19734877]

>>19734127
If you’re under 50, you’ll see the Dow at 100,000 and the S&P at 10,000 in your lifetime. Fractional share buying is solving the high dollar price per share problem, but Amazon & Tesla will likely stock split to bring the per share price down to an “affordable” level. Those who hold shares before this split happens will reap the real returns.

[Anonymous No.19734882]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
Thread theme.

>HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
>HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
>HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

[Anonymous No.19734883]

>>19734815
The favouritism is going to be hilarious

[Anonymous No.19734885]

This is a guarantee that no large cap company is allowed to go bankrupt during COVID. I thought Trump was supposed to be some rightwing fascist, what's this communist crap.

[Anonymous No.19734891]

I honestly feel bad for Bears. It’s indisputably cooler than being a bull, but it just isn’t possible to make consistent gains as a bear in this economy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19734893]

>>19734872
GODDAMN IT JEROME!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19734898]

>>19734706
exactly... going to ride this big green dildo to the moon

[Anonymous No.19734899]

>>19734710
second one is better

[Anonymous No.19734901]

BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL

[Anonymous No.19734902]

>>19734718
MORT
REML
ROOF
PCEF
PCY
IDV
DEM
RSX
GZPFY
OGZPY
XOM
T
PM

If you balance it right you should get a 10% yield.

[Anonymous No.19734903]

Big companies literally can't go under anymore. They can just sell bonds to the feds and keep liquidity forever. I really should have bought SPY calls at 2 hours after open, but at least I sold all my shorts at open.

[Anonymous No.19734905]

>>19733934
Digital Ally, DGLY is the play. Low cap, creates police body cameras. Stock saw $30 during 2014 Ferguson riots. At 5.20 now, target $10-20. Meme stock in the making..

[Anonymous No.19734904]

>>19734815
>>19734872

[Anonymous No.19734908]

BULLS REJOICE

POWELL HAS TAKEN A SMART MOVE AND PUMPED OUR BAGS ONCE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.19734911]

>betting against America

I bet you feel real stupid now, that one poster that disagreed with me. You know who you are.

[Anonymous No.19734916]

OH SHIT WE GREEN NAO

[Anonymous No.19734922]

I'm saved

[Anonymous No.19734923]

>>19734834
how much did you lose, buddy

[Anonymous No.19734925]

>>19734911
>betting against juden
Damn right I’m betting against Wall Street kikes

[Anonymous No.19734926]

>>19734882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs

[Anonymous No.19734927]

>>19734815
I've been full bull this whole time, but that is some bullshit. I fear for future generations/my old age self if I don't kill myself with stupid shit I'll buy after the moon mission.

[Anonymous No.19734928]

>>19734905
Can’t buy body cameras if your department is defunded

[Anonymous No.19734929]

YOU NEED TO GIVE IT UP
HAD ABOUT ENOUGH
THATS NOT HARD TO SEE

THAT
BULL
IS
MINE

[Anonymous No.19734930]

Sold my calls way too early but gains are gains. Have to imagine we get our next SPX ath in the next week or so.

[Anonymous No.19734933]

>>19734877
What are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.19734936]

>>19734872

MY MAAAN JEROME

[Anonymous No.19734939]

>>19734612
Dividends are an ordinary taxed transaction that simply moves dollars from your wallet to your pocket. Dividends cause you to LOSE money, not gain.

[Anonymous No.19734940]

BEARBROS DON'T DO IT

[Anonymous No.19734945]

wtf i love capitalism now

[Anonymous No.19734946]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAT

[Anonymous No.19734952]

>>19734923
Go back to r3ddit. You naive pieces of shit if you studied bitcoin you would realize these fake pumps happen before cataclysmic dumps. THIS IS WHAT YOU NIGGERS GET FOR BEING LITTLE JEWS

[Anonymous No.19734953]

>>19734928
Defunding police is a meme dude. Just talk

[Anonymous No.19734956]

free markets and capitalism ahoy!

[Anonymous No.19734960]

>>19734781
Dad tier I like it

[Anonymous No.19734961]

>>19734612
Based dividend chads

[Anonymous No.19734963]

>>19734927
>I've been full bull this whole time, but that is some bullshit. I fear for future generations/my old age self if I don't kill myself with stupid shit I'll buy after the moon mission.

I think the smart people looking at the current situation are trying to earn money to live in a rural area where they are able to completely self sustain. Atleast that's what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.19734969]

Bought in at 181, TVIX is 162 now. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.19734971]

>>19734952
you are mistaken meme coins with nothing behind it, and fucking top1 country in the world economy

[Anonymous No.19734970]

>>19734830
Did it at $5.40, then again at $9.10. Now what?

[Anonymous No.19734972]

>>19734872
>rated at least BBB-/Baa3 as of March 22, 2020
Time to buy some

[Anonymous No.19734973]

>>19734953
NASDAQ 100 SUPPORTS THE BLM MOVEMENT

卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏

What does BLM advocate for? It advocates to defund the police.
=
NASDAQ 100 WANTS TO DEFUND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA POLICE FORCE

Buy SQQQ. What is SQQQ?
SQQQ is a 3X leveraged inverse ETF (exchange traded fund), an INVERSE representation of the NASDAQ 100.

[Anonymous No.19734975]

>>19734946
>>19734940

[Anonymous No.19734976]

>>19734885
no u tard, its the opposite
they say they only buy BBB- at before corono levels
but why would they buy bonds of bankrupt companies that are likely to not recover and adapt to the new normal

[Anonymous No.19734983]

>>19734922
holy shit are you me

[Anonymous No.19734984]

Rip bobos. May they enjoy the after life.

[Anonymous No.19734986]

>>19734928
rebranded police force will be guaranteed required bodycams nationwide

but that shit stock mooned already
and poster is bagholder

PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.19734987]

$TVIX


zawaaaa

[Anonymous No.19734988]

>>19734969
Pretty fucked I might say. Cringe and bluepilled.

[Anonymous No.19734989]

EL BOBO R U AN OK?

[Anonymous No.19734999]

is reddit filtered

I need a good anime to watch. I like whiskey, finance, and shamanism

I asked a girl on a date and she didn't answer me

[Anonymous No.19735001]

>company literally can't go bankrupt
>sell bonds they know the Fed is going to buy
>taxpayers foot the bill
American "Free Market" Capitalism, get me off of Chairman Trump's wild ride

[Anonymous No.19735003]

>>19734933
You really don’t think the overall market will triple in 30+ years?

[Anonymous No.19735004]

>>19734952
Sorry dude. Better luck next time

[Anonymous No.19735005]

>>19734984
We are coming for your Jewish children’s futures, juden

[Anonymous No.19735008]

already dropping
hope you retarded bull sold the top

[Anonymous No.19735011]

WHY DID I FUCKING SELL
IM NOT EVEN A BEAR
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
HOW DO I COPE WITH WEAK FUCKING HANDS

[Anonymous No.19735015]

>>19734815
The Fed can literally pick winners now right?

[Anonymous No.19735016]

AMERICA

[Anonymous No.19735017]

huh? green line went up faster than other time
guess i make some more money, good

[Anonymous No.19735019]

>>19734970
We wait a couple days

[Anonymous No.19735021]

they send the cutest spam to my inbox!

[Anonymous No.19735022]

>>19734973
Private Security services are a core tenant of dystopian capitalism future. BLM is just trying to make things cyberpunk dude. We need cities divided by corporations and some weird antifa communes with starving people and half cared for gardens on rooftops.

[Anonymous No.19735024]

>>19734969
You be our new TVIX CHAD

[Anonymous No.19735025]

>>19735004
>gets accused of r3ddit scum
Posts r3ddit meme

[Anonymous No.19735026]

>>19735011
>>19734952

[Anonymous No.19735028]

options chads where you at?

[Anonymous No.19735030]

>>19734986
6 EOD loser

[Anonymous No.19735031]

I'll be back when the news settles FUCK.

[Anonymous No.19735032]

thinking of buying 100 more SHIP but I only got $90 left to play with

[Anonymous No.19735033]

>>19734902
Gazprom, Rosneft & co. seem to pay very nice dividends. Why aren't more people buying?

[Anonymous No.19735037]

Fuck that felt like the longest ban ever FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK BOBO TOO.

[Anonymous No.19735038]

>>19734989
Nah senpai

[Anonymous No.19735039]

GNUS chads muster up

[Anonymous No.19735042]

>>19735011
detach yourself from the money and stick to the trade strategy
while at the same time maintaing proper money management
that's all basically

[Anonymous No.19735044]

thank you jerome

[Anonymous No.19735047]

UP WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.19735053]

>>19734290
> Daddy Musk tech can cause a paradigm shift in driving, energy and colonize Mars

sure thing kid. if tesla makes it to mars in my lifetime, tatasteel will conquer the moon lmao

[Anonymous No.19735055]

>>19734952
>MUHHH BUTTCOIN
Because equities are bitcoin, right, based retard?

[Anonymous No.19735056]

yippee ki yay motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.19735058]

>>19735042
when am I even supposed to buy back in
the moment I buy back in this shit is going to crash.
literally every single time.

[Anonymous No.19735062]

>>19734674
What the fuck kind of investing advice is this? Do you think this is a fucking game? My fucking bears are being destroyed by bulldykes right now

[Anonymous No.19735063]

There's literally no reason not to go bull right now. Feds will buy infinite bonds from companies. Companies can't go under. Buy buy buy. Already loaded up on tons of calls.

[Anonymous No.19735064]

>>19735015
the robinhood mouthbreathers that bought GE are going to get a 4 bagger lmao

[Anonymous No.19735065]

So what happens to airline stocks in October when the mass lay offs start?

[Anonymous No.19735069]

Is that NAIL bro in here from this morning? I bet he's banking at this point!?!!!

[Anonymous No.19735070]

>>19734815
This shit is so fucked, can't wait for new market highs predicated on an action that indicates the economy is in dire straits.

[Anonymous No.19735073]

>>19734963
The idea has been floating around in my head for the better part of a year, even more so after we went straight past QE4, into QE infinity. This just adds to it.

[Anonymous No.19735076]

>>19735058
Just dont sell till 2022

[Anonymous No.19735078]

THE MADMANS ARE FUCKING GOING FOR IT

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1657853/000110465920073132/tm2022223-1_424b5.htm

[Anonymous No.19735080]

>>19735033
Russian stocks are risky.

[Anonymous No.19735082]

IVR CHADS CHECK IN!

[Anonymous No.19735083]

Does this last faggortry mean that the airlines can't go bankrupt anymore?

Then one ought to go ALL IN on AAL.

>>19735064
Expand.

[Anonymous No.19735085]

>>19735039
$GNUS is hopelessly locked up right now and they appear to have blown their PR wad for the day
the only way it is moving quickly is down, if at all

[Anonymous No.19735086]

>>19735065
Stonks only go up fren

[Anonymous No.19735090]

>>19734290
When every single company / product valuation includes "is this amazon proof" I'd say that's a pretty strong indicator that Amazon is worth buying.
You're 100% right IMO about the moat and integration parts as well. Elon Musk is launching rocket ships and building the greatest AI. Bezos built a vertically integrated Berkshire Hathaway out of a virtual used book store.
I don't like Amazon, and I don't like AI but I like making money and those two companies are going to be incredibly well positioned 10 and 20 years from now.

[Anonymous No.19735093]

WFC

[Anonymous No.19735096]

>>19735058
you need a strategy, trading on impulse will always fail by default because market psychology

[Anonymous No.19735098]

>>19734767
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.19735099]

>>19735033
>Russian company
>Russian state-owned company

[Anonymous No.19735100]

SEETHING

[Anonymous No.19735101]

>>19735078
>https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1657853/000110465920073132/tm2022223-1_424b5.htm
Most hyped IPO of 2020, gonna beat beyond meat

[Anonymous No.19735104]

>>19735058
learn your indicators.
for example, RSI is neutral now instead of overbought like it was last week.
But hoping for RSI to drop down to as low as 30 again would be delusional when news of reopening is trickling out. Just buy in and don't bother looking at it until a month later.

[Anonymous No.19735106]

I'm riding PACD up to $1. Never get between jews and their shekels.

[Anonymous No.19735109]

who /dkng calls/ here?

anyone?

[Anonymous No.19735113]

i got fried bros... hold me :(

[Anonymous No.19735116]

>>19735033
>Russian state owned company
anon

[Anonymous No.19735118]

>>19735044
FUCK YOU JEROME YOU PIECE OF SHIT, YOU ARE GOING TO KILL THE DOLLAR JUST LET THE MARKET CRASH ALREADY. THIS ENTIRE MARKET IS HELD UP BY YOUR SHITTY WORTHLESS DOLLARS MOTHERFUCKER. GO ON AND PRINT SOME MOAR YOU FAGGOT AND KEEP SUCKING DADDY TRUMPS DICK.

[Anonymous No.19735120]

>>19734999
that one with the gambling chink in death games
i think its called boku no pico
download it if u can find it

[Anonymous No.19735122]

ARE YOU OK?

HELLO?

PICK UP THE PHONE

[Anonymous No.19735127]

>>19735063
look at this jew’s disgusting opinion. If you don’t think we are in Weimar Germany you need to kys. Jews and Jewish bulls get the rope . You unbelievable parasites to mankind

[Anonymous No.19735129]

>>19735070
So, Tuesday open red or green from today's close? I want to profit take a bit this week but not sure how to time it. Hate to sell on such a lean day as this if better are coming.

[Anonymous No.19735130]

Sold my calls at open for big loss and bought a SPY straddle. Now I'm even. What a meme.

[Anonymous No.19735132]

Here's the hidden gem of the month. Yall niggaz should be buying $KAVL

[Anonymous No.19735134]

>>19735109
Based fellow DKNG Kang

[Anonymous No.19735135]

>>19734290

Absolutely based and bizpilled bro.
Fck those memecoin buyers

[Anonymous No.19735136]

>>19735078
>>19735101
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RH zoomers probably won't know how to buy this tho? and who in their right mind will

[Anonymous No.19735139]

>>19735062
The easiest game I've ever played.

[Anonymous No.19735140]

Who else is ready to watch one of the greatest selloffs of all time going into close today? I know I am.

[Anonymous No.19735144]

Is this that “powerful tool” Jerome talked about

[Anonymous No.19735147]

>>19735109
no calls but my cost basis is 18, truly based hold really

[Anonymous No.19735149]

BULLS, OUR THEME TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8

[Anonymous No.19735151]

>>19735113
FUCK YOU JEW YOUR FALSE FLAG POSTING ON /SMG/ IS PATHETIC AND BETA

[Anonymous No.19735154]

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[Anonymous No.19735155]

Imagine being a Bobo in this economic climate

[Anonymous No.19735156]

>>19734829
not a big fan of WFC, i feel JPM and BAC are safer options for future

[Based gains man No.19735157]

Do bears have any skills besides getting completely fucking BTFO always?

[Anonymous No.19735159]

>>19735078
What's stopping hertz from issuing a 0.1% 100 year bond for the fed to buy after appointing some Trump stooge as their CEO, I'm fucking done.

[Anonymous No.19735160]

>>19735149
Nice choice my man

[Anonymous No.19735170]

>>19734904
blessed image

[Anonymous No.19735177]

So I think even the biggest permabulls here are aware this is not natural and organic poomps. Question is - are they going to last? What do you guys think?

Will eventually the insane amount of money poomped in catch up with the economy and plummet it into SPY triple digits like 50s? Or will the printing never stop until US collapses and someone is left with the hot potato?

[Anonymous No.19735178]

>>19735147
are you writing your own covered puts you mongoloid?

[Anonymous No.19735179]

>SSL
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[Anonymous No.19735180]

Been holding for almost 2 months.
I plan to hold for at least year.
I'm already up 38%.
Each day that passes, even if flat, is good.

[Anonymous No.19735182]

>>19735149
>>19735154
>>19735155
>>19735157
This is why the global stock market is going to experience another Great Depression. You fucking parasites

[Anonymous No.19735185]

>>19735118
try and stop me

[Anonymous No.19735187]

>>19735113
Imagine thinking it was gonna keep going down after the dump we already got last week. What a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.19735190]

>>19733959
>not FAGMAN
>>>/r/eddit/
Also, put it all in FNGU.

[Anonymous No.19735198]

>>19735099
>>19735116
If anything, this makes it less risky.

[Anonymous No.19735200]

>>19733934
j pow man. he'll do anything to help the boomers out with their retirement and pension funds. and we're gonna get the short end of the stick down the road.

[Based gains man No.19735201]

>>19735177
Cant read; not coping

[Anonymous No.19735204]

>>19735187
i am retarded

[Anonymous No.19735205]

>>19735182
seethe more

[Anonymous No.19735206]

>>19735118

[Anonymous No.19735209]

>>19735149
I love this soundtrack. I used to jam it on spotify everyday but they removed it for some fucking reason. Well now that it's fresh on my mind I better go find a torrent

[Anonymous No.19735210]

>>19735182
OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT BOBO SEETHING AHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THE COPE ON THIS FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAH HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER!?!?

[Anonymous No.19735213]

JEROME COMES THROUGH AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.19735214]

>>19735129
Bigly green on open is my prediction. With the market crabbing until Jerome speaks to congress. Then the market will break in a direction that corresponds with Jerome's message.

[Anonymous No.19735217]

>>19734939
mostly agree but if they're qualified they're not taxed as income

[Anonymous No.19735218]

Im kinda spooked desu. Is the dollar really becoming monopoly money?

[Anonymous No.19735223]

>>19735149
pathetic

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[Anonymous No.19735224]

>>19735157
Their problem is that if they see even a hint of red they go into a frenzy and coom themselves as they load up on SPY 230 puts only to get burned yet again. Seen it a least a dozen times since March.

[Anonymous No.19735226]

>>19735210
Post more anime ex Obama FBI

[Anonymous No.19735227]

Should I buy OAS?
I have $100 laying around doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.19735233]

>>19735179
>+.46%
>gotta greentext!!!!
i told you man
i TOLD you about south africa

[Anonymous No.19735235]

>fighting the fed
Prep the bull, bearcuck

[Anonymous No.19735237]

the best part of this, I am long stocks, at the same time I am shorting dollar. Fucking great to my rouble gains.

[Anonymous No.19735241]

You will always be fren fellow bobos, remember that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKJXZLJ9l10

[Anonymous No.19735245]

>>19735218
>becoming
it's been monopoly money for awhile.
The good thing is, is that everyone accepts the monopoly money and so long as you can exchange monopoly money for goods and services, I fail to see the issue.

[Anonymous No.19735246]

>>19735218
doesnt matter
everyone will still be using it
buckle up

[Anonymous No.19735251]

>>19735065
Sell in September fren.
t. 90% airline stock portfolio.
Just focus on mad gains in this clown market and you'll make a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.19735252]

Our children will inherit this, its fine.

[Anonymous No.19735253]

You will all see, just you wait

[Anonymous No.19735256]

Letting go of your initial theory when price starts moving against you is hard
Made 2% instead of 5-10% because I didn't just take profits when things obviously started going in opposite direction

[Anonymous No.19735257]

>>19735223
holy cringe

[Anonymous No.19735258]

>>19735218
I can’t wait to push a wheelbarrow full of cash to starbucks to buy a coffee

[Anonymous No.19735261]

>SSL went from -7% earlier today and is now up 1%

holy fuck I didn't know what I was getting in to when I bought it late last week

[Anonymous No.19735264]

>>19735182
this is what it looks like when you short the bottom

[Anonymous No.19735263]

>>19735120
pls

[Anonymous No.19735272]

>>19735214
Jerome doomsaying is priced in. His bullshit prognosticating doesn't matter, only rates matter.

[Anonymous No.19735273]

Everything green makes 0 sense. This entire market is fucked up and I picked the worst time to be interested in investing apparently. I’m not even a dumb guy but only the dumbest people I know are making money in this market

[Anonymous No.19735274]

>>19735227
Their debt situation is about as bad as it gets, so I wouldn't buy and hold but its likely a decent swing trade.

[Anonymous No.19735275]

>>19735241
We had our time in the sun.
It was short and it was beautiful.
These bullcucks can never match our passion and beauty.

[Anonymous No.19735277]

>>19735252
This debt?

[Anonymous No.19735279]

>>19735253
silly bobo

[Anonymous No.19735281]

>>19734815
Wow I wonder which corporations the (((Fed))) will decide to support?

[Anonymous No.19735282]

>>19735218
every country's central bank is doing equally clown shit during covid, the euro is as beaten up as the dollar so there's nothing to switch to

[Anonymous No.19735283]

>>19735082
Reporting.
Holding the line with hands made of steel.

[Anonymous No.19735284]

>>19734815

There's no reason to ever short again. This is horseshit.

[Anonymous No.19735285]

>>19735213
does this mean no dip?

[Anonymous No.19735287]

>>19735218
Monopoly money backed by the world’s strongest military.

[Anonymous No.19735291]

>>19735261
YOU WERE TOLD
DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU SSL ASSHOLES WEREN'T FUCKING TOLD

[Anonymous No.19735294]

>>19735253
I hope these insufferable R3ddit /smg/ kikes that use AI bots to coordinate pump and dumps all become homeless by August 2020

[Anonymous No.19735295]

>>19735241
>>19735275
forever 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.19735297]

>>19735082
>IVR
Holding firm, as always

[Anonymous No.19735305]

POW POW MOTHER FUCKER

POW

[Anonymous No.19735307]

>>19734893
kek, eat shit tripfag

[Anonymous No.19735310]

>>19735182
>This is why the global stock market is going to experience another Great Depression

[Anonymous No.19735311]

>>19735253
based

[Anonymous No.19735315]

>>19735291
I don't mind too much it's just a lot more volatile than XOM

[Anonymous No.19735316]

>>19735218
if you refuse they have excellent military to blow any banana republic up. the dollar is backed by military

[Anonymous No.19735317]

This is the absolute bottom of the 2020-2031 bull run and it will be your fault if you can't profit from it.

[Anonymous No.19735318]

>>19735144
No anon, he was talking about his big fat dick.

[Anonymous No.19735319]

>>19735264
YOU ARE FINANCIALLY RUINED YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET JUDEN

[Anonymous No.19735321]

>>19734120
no, it's not

[Anonymous No.19735322]

reminder bulls are short the dollar via margin

[Anonymous No.19735324]

Buy dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.19735329]

What is the case against buying GE?

[Anonymous No.19735330]

>>19735253
Why does that honey jar have Hindi on it?

[Anonymous No.19735331]

>>19735272
No it's not. If Jerome doomposts again the market will shit the bed. Every valuation right now is based on speculation, meaning every trend is very plastic.

[Anonymous No.19735335]

>>19733934

I swear to god that bull vs bear fight on this board is so hilarious and better than any blockbuster atm

[Anonymous No.19735334]

>>19735315
it's also going to tank a lot more than XOM

[Anonymous No.19735340]

WHERES THE FUCKING DUMP?

[Anonymous No.19735347]

>>19735329
W-what's happening here?

[Anonymous No.19735355]

>when your motley collection of /smg/ stock picks is beating the S&P 500

I mean some of them aren't exactly risky picks, like MSFT but it's still kind of funny to me

[Anonymous No.19735358]

>>19735082
Right here. Just need to get to $8.3 to be even again...*sigh* I literally bought the top

[Anonymous No.19735360]

I-it's gonna go back down, right?

[Anonymous No.19735361]

>>19735053
Mars isn't why I care about Tesla. For me, it's the AI. Anyone can make an electric car. Anyone can make a solar panel. I don't care about those, I care about the implementation of autonomous self driving vehicles that will replace taxis, buses, and trains. Eventually ti will go aero as well. Source: dude trust me, but that's what im betting on and that's why Im putting money in the company.

[Anonymous No.19735362]

>>19735273
It makes total sense. The Feds just announced they were going to crank the money printers up to 11 and start buying individual corporate stocks in order to prevent the market from crashing.

Pretty soon all worthless companies will be propped up by the government as a majority stakeholder. Isn't that grand???

[Anonymous No.19735364]

>>19734999
kaiji
spice and wolf

[Anonymous No.19735366]

>>19735331
maybe dont buy overvalued stocks then

[Anonymous No.19735368]

>>19735340
Haha dump? We hitting 27k today

[Anonymous No.19735370]

>>19735360
No.

[Anonymous No.19735371]

This is what low IQ bulls are bullish on. Remember these retards are going to lose EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.19735373]

>>19735360
always

[Based gains man No.19735377]

>>19735371
Short it with leverage and post the confirmation here

[Anonymous No.19735382]

>>19735361
that's exactly where it's going
you watch tesla rebuy the cars they are selling right now at a 100% mark-up because they'll be worth 3x as 24/7 autonomous taxis

[Anonymous No.19735381]

>>19735329
There is no case. Buy it.

[Anonymous No.19735384]

Why’s NIO always skyrocketing? Can somebody actually educated in finance explain why it’s so bullish? I don’t care about their sales in the second quarter. They barely sell any vehicles anyways and they are in a ton of debt still...

[Anonymous No.19735385]

>>19735218
You see all those big boats with shiny aircraft on them, that's what backs up our currency.

[Anonymous No.19735388]

>>19735360
No. Jerome is gonna make sure it never goes back down again. They're gonna hunt the bears to extinction.

[Anonymous No.19735390]

>>19735360
I hope so, I want cheapies. But I want it to go up first so I can unload my bags. SPY 312+ pls, then drop to 200.

[Anonymous No.19735393]

>>19735347
>>19735347
Engine create tornado, like POW POW

[Anonymous No.19735396]

>>19735389
>>19735389
>>19735389
>>19735389
new thread

[Anonymous No.19735399]

>the one diahrrea green ID calling everyone kikes
i smell jew
AND IT STINKS!

[Anonymous No.19735405]

>>19735384
the same reason luckin coffee did. Its a gook company.

[Anonymous No.19735410]

>>19735056
The perfect woman

[Anonymous No.19735416]

>>19735355
Don't fall for the 90% of mutual funds underperform the index meme. That's because fund managers are beholden to corporate standards and accountable to their customers. Us individual investors can go hard and don't need to explain our decisions in boardroom meetings to anyone.

[Anonymous No.19735421]

>>19735364
thanks :)

[Anonymous No.19735428]

>All weekend, and this morning, bears screaming about another crash
>I'm up 3% today

Never change bobo

[Anonymous No.19735433]

>>19735388
It's all to get Trump re-elected, honestly good luck fixing that mess, fucking zombie companies now all owned by the government.

[Anonymous No.19735442]

>>19735360
Let me give you some advice from a /cvg/ doomer. Monday is not a big day for Coronavirus numbers, there's a 1-day delay in reporting and what you're seeing now is Sunday's numbers.

But Tuesdays, Tuesdays are huge. And this one is going to be particularly bad. A lot of states were beginning to see huge spikes on Friday and that basically got put on pause for the weekend. Tuesday is when they catch up.

So tomorrow there's going to be a catastrophic rise in Coronavirus cases in the US and globally. That's going to trigger the stock market collapse on Wednesday. And there's no amount of money the Feds can print to stop it.

[Anonymous No.19735450]

>>19735347
Cummies tornado

[Anonymous No.19735461]

>>19735416
It's actually 100%, not 90%. And it's the truth, not a meme.

[Anonymous No.19735488]

>>19734815
lmao

[Anonymous No.19735489]

>>19735461
Also, accountable? How? They get the same losses as the index, but none of the gains. Sometimes even up to 2x larger losses aren't uncommon. They give nothing back to the customer, customer even has to sign a waver to that effect.

[Anonymous No.19735515]

>>19734815
Yeaaaah, I'm thinking FNGU is gonna moon harder than anyone ever thought possible.

[Anonymous No.19735535]

Looks like all I needed was my phone and a big cock to BTFO boomer fags

[Anonymous No.19735545]

>>19735273
You picked the easiest market in history. You can buy literally anything and make money right now.

[Anonymous No.19735547]

>>19734781
Based and boomer pilled. It's definitely more structured to yield lower dividends and lower growth but it will be more resilient to dips as well. It's about one energy stock away from being a defensive allocation.
If you're young I would allocate more capital to high growth companies.

>>19734718
XOM, STOR

[Anonymous No.19735561]

Anyone use Webull? Is it any good? Robinhood newbie here.

[Anonymous No.19735587]

>>19735083
no, we're escalating to the conversion from a credit issue to a solvency issue faster than ever.

[Anonymous No.19735589]

>>19735331
Nope. Jerome has been wrong every single time he's opened his cockholster. Literally no one cares.

[Anonymous No.19735605]

>>19734612
Only problem is you need like 5 million to have a decent dividend income

[Anonymous No.19735651]

DOLLAR IS CRASHING BUY TQQQ

[Anonymous No.19735751]

>>19735433
it's called a 'Bail-in' or something along those lines. basically the central banks are the buyers of last resort, the final bagholders. and that means they basically own controlling interest in any company where they buy a fuckton of stock. right now for example one of the biggest shareholders of AAPL is the swiss banc.

[Anonymous No.19735785]

>>19735605
$480K right now in investments and I received $21K in passive income in 2019. That grows every year, regardless of it I reinvest the dividends or add new capital. My dividends grow around 6-10% a year on my current composition of dividend growth companies

[Anonymous No.19735804]

this shit is fucking disgusting, in 5 years we will be hunting rats in the sewers for food

absolutely devilish Jerome

[Anonymous No.19735851]

>>19735751
yes, this would in effect be a form of bail-in.
>the final bagholders
kek

[Anonymous No.19735863]

>>19735291

Buy SSL

[Anonymous No.19735947]

Trying to set up Interactive Brokers account. Goddamn this shit is expensive for real time market data. Is this worth it?

[Anonymous No.19735964]

>>19735785
Red pill me on this, im currently starting out with 500 buckaroos. How long will it take to actually have my money make more money?

[Anonymous No.19735986]

>>19735947
vanguard is for Chad!

[Anonymous No.19736022]

>>19735804
Learn to hunt nigg-a!

[Anonymous No.19736037]

>>19735851
Is the Fed buying up Hertz?

[Anonymous No.19736090]

>>19735947
They wave the fee if you generate at least $30 in commission fees monthly so it's not so bad if you're an active trader.
>is this worth it?
Fuck no, their software is so shit it can't even keep up with the data coming in and the rendering is all bugged out for the candles. Oh, if only that was the only problem.

[Anonymous No.19736095]

>>19735428
You literally got bailed out by the Fed announcement that was 2 hours and 7 minutes ago. The market was about to shit the bed. You're aren't skilled, you're fucking lucky.

[Anonymous No.19736116]

>>19735428
Smart people were waiting for the gap fill to open shorts, but then the fed rammed it's green cock up our asses.

[Anonymous No.19736142]

>>19736095
Correction - 1 hour and 7 minutes ago. Just check the chart faggot. Celebrate your short term gains at the expense of the fair market at large. This is how capitalism fails, I never saw it coming.

[Anonymous No.19736286]

>>19735964
depends on how much you invest over time, the dividend growth rate of the companies you invest in and whether or not they cut/suspend their dividend.

it take time. this is by no means a get rich quick scheme. this is more of a decade+ method of building an income stream to either supplement or replace entirely your work income.

Technically i have 5 streams of income
1. Capital gains in my mutual funds.
2. Dividends from Stocks.
3. Dividends from REITs
4. Interest from my emergency savings
5. Crypto staking rewards on XTZ

The top 3 make up 99.9% of my passive income.

[Anonymous No.19736373]

>>19736090
What do you recommend instead?
Robinhood does give me any real data except a chart and Vanguard's interface is shit. Those are the only ones that I've used. What do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.19736404]

>>19736286
Some reccomendations on REITs? I plan on building for 10+ years

[Anonymous No.19736409]

Fuck you Jerome. Everything was going according to plan and now this BULLshit happens.

[Anonymous No.19736497]

>>19736373
TDA.

[Anonymous No.19736756]

>>19736095
What announcement are you people talking about? That the Fed is buying up private bonds. We all knew this shit weeks ago.