/SMG/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19731242]

Potatoes and Sweet Sausage edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19730195

[Anonymous No.19731250]

I just want to die. My portfolio.

[Anonymous No.19731266]

>>19731242
Its a bear eat bear world

[Anonymous No.19731269]

>>19731242
what the fuck man that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.19731275]

first for BIG RED DILDOS

[Anonymous No.19731277]

go down more!

i got out and i want back in.

more more more!
cash gross. stonks good.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19731280]

puts are officially back on the menu, dump your calls on some poor bagholder.

[Anonymous No.19731281]

>>19731269
It was actually very good with ranch dressing.

[Anonymous No.19731282]

Reeeeee hate how its auch a pain in the butting buying and selling options even on decent option volume stocks. Go to the midpoint and no bites. Even a little above and no bites. I dont want to do this for hours just because these pricks dont want to meet in the middle!!!! Nor do I want to give what are likely bots their full bid or ask!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19731283]

commence dump

[Anonymous No.19731287]

I am financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.19731288]

>>19731277
10 YEAR YIELD

[Anonymous No.19731291]

First for anime rapes children

[Anonymous No.19731294]

[Anonymous No.19731303]

The FED is gonna pull something out of their ass

[Anonymous No.19731306]

>>19731283
C'MON
HIT MY LIMIT BUYS
DO IT

[Anonymous No.19731311]

>>19731281
>ranch dressing
>not hot sauce
that's even more disgusting

[Anonymous No.19731315]

Are we seriously back in that 280-310 crab hell we were in for a MONTH back in Apr/May?

[Anonymous No.19731316]

>>19731303
How wrong you are

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19731319]

>>19731303
probably a red dildo...

[Anonymous No.19731322]

>>19731294
dude wtf dont spoil the winner of the next election this is a spoiler free zone

[Anonymous No.19731326]

i got sick of losing money
i kept a few cheap options, sold everything else, and did this
how boomer did i go and what can i expect over the next year
my plan is to swing trade the NAIL and probably the SOXL as well once it looks like it's peaked but any further cash i put into the market is going into AAPL and nothing else

[Anonymous No.19731329]

>>19731242
Bear cunny

[Anonymous No.19731331]

Praise Jesus Christ, for red is his blood for which will be our salvation.

[Anonymous No.19731333]

I need to stop staying up so late and checking the futures and pre-market. It makes me worried over nothing. I was fearing for my life and my margin seeing minus 1000 futures last night, but I am literally almost going green today after buying the dip this morning. Is this seriously the best the bears can do? Just give up and buy already, we all can make money together.

>>19731303
I would love that.

[Anonymous No.19731334]

anyone have 1-2$ names to share with good gains?

[Anonymous No.19731335]

>me cripwalking against shorters who shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.19731336]

IIITTTSSS COOOOOOMMMMMIIIINNNGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.19731338]

>>19731326
NAIL isnt boomer is a 3x leveraged ETF. You could lose big there

[Anonymous No.19731342]

>>19731315
Is there a fund where you make money on a crab? Like a bet where if the market stays within a certain range you make money?

[Anonymous No.19731343]

>BUY THE DIP GUYS! MY MOM JUST GAVE ME MY ALLOWANCE, 100 MORE DOLLARS INTO TESLA STONK! STONKS ONLY GO UP!

[Anonymous No.19731345]

>>19731326
>APPLE
Ehh, TQQQ would have been nicer desu.

[Anonymous No.19731346]

AND WE ARE BACK PUMPING GREEN

[Anonymous No.19731348]

Hoping i can hit 25k soon with options to have this garbage day trading limit removed

[Anonymous No.19731350]

Ya'll been sleeping on HYSR? Still time to get it under $1

[Anonymous No.19731354]

Fucking hate when market opens at X and it fucking crabs around that number all fucking day. Oh wow can't wait to see DOW go from -380 to -430 back and fourth back and fourth all day.

[Anonymous No.19731360]

>>19731242
>current state of the market
>TFW he fell for the trap trap trap trap trap trap
PIC related

[Anonymous No.19731361]

>>19731331
AMEN

>>19731326
your hand won't be strong enough for what you are about to see

[Anonymous No.19731362]

They are using algorithms against you

[Anonymous No.19731363]

>>19731335
you spoke too soon, my footloose friend

[Anonymous No.19731365]

SSL BROS REPORT

[Anonymous No.19731369]

>>19731242
That anon who said the support at 25k was too strong was right. It could only break it briefly in premarket, bears thought there would be a big leg down and it was just a bull trap. I saw a bunch of people celebrating and shorting and they all got creamed. Time to close shorts out and get ready for the next big leg up.

[Anonymous No.19731373]

>>19731326
My plan was to swing nail. Seen what I thought was good buy at 27.9 since it was swinging between that and 31-35. Welppppp the bottom fell out and now I'm stuck bag holding because I'm a pussy

[Anonymous No.19731375]

>>19731311
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.19731377]

>>19731335
> shorted the bottom
the bottom is $0.00 for stocks, fren.

[Anonymous No.19731383]

Man, I hope oil recovers so I can ride this folio to valhalla.

[Anonymous No.19731384]

>>19731338
yeah i kept NAIL because i've got to feel like i've got my hands on SOMETHING

>>19731345
unironically looks like a good time to buy TQQQ

[Anonymous No.19731385]

>>19731342
Certain option strategies.
MTUM maybe
Really only options can make money in endless crab.

[Anonymous No.19731394]

Cheapies today

[Anonymous No.19731397]

Big red today, what should I buy? TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.19731400]

>>19731383
Get rid of GUSH at the first available opportunity.

[Anonymous No.19731404]

>amd green
Honestly give it a couple of weeks and they reach ATH, but I fear the rug pull...

[Anonymous No.19731407]

>>19731342
what a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.19731420]

>>19731326
>home builders
Are you trying to lose your money, or are you just stupid?

[Anonymous No.19731421]

>Zoom at 230+

[Anonymous No.19731431]

>>19731361
i've lost so much on meme-tier shit i've got confirmed retard strength hands at this point

if fucking AAPL crashes with no survivors, i figure we've got bigger societal problems to deal with

[Anonymous No.19731436]

>>19731400
Nah niggah, i bought it so cheap, it would take something like another covid(initial shock) to bring it down there again. Plus it oil, i’ll sell it at $90.

[Anonymous No.19731444]

>>19731360
To overcome this dilemma, you must embrace the elevated, intelligent, and nuanced position that is the kangaroo market.

[Anonymous No.19731448]

>>19731404
Can you or someone convince me to buy AMD at this price? I really, really, really want to own it, but how close it is to high has me scared.

[Anonymous No.19731450]

>>19731420
what's wrong with home builders for swinging? it pumps and dumps pretty regular

i place buy orders on the way down and sell orders on the way up. it's bull not bear so it isn't going to zero

[Anonymous No.19731457]

>>19731360
needs more traps

[Anonymous No.19731464]

>>19731242
>DAX -0.5%

>Fucking Lufthansa - 5%

okok

[Anonymous No.19731467]

>>19731421

That thing is litterally unstopable. Directors are dumping their shares each month. Who the fuck is buying this?

[Anonymous No.19731469]

>>19731348
How do people manage to do that? It's not a difficult rule.

[Anonymous No.19731473]

>>19731448
It going to $150 EoY with nvidia new fuck up.

[Anonymous No.19731474]

It is all his fault

[Anonymous No.19731478]

>>19731467
robinhood zoomers

[Anonymous No.19731480]

>>19731277
>trying to time it
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.19731481]

>>19731467
index etf zombies

[Anonymous No.19731482]

>>19731448
AMD is pretty much set to grow consistently right now. It's currently set to just take up more and more market share away from Intel and Nvidia.

[Anonymous No.19731483]

>>19731473
NVIDIA new fuck up? Did something happen?

[Anonymous No.19731487]

>>19731335
this and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH9M-m3WD0g

[Anonymous No.19731488]

aight muh fellow black man, in 10 minutes buy calls months from now for the biggest tech stocks and just chill

[Anonymous No.19731489]

Is fags getting protection against workplace discrimination bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.19731494]

Will Hertz survive today?

[Anonymous No.19731495]

I have 6000 dollars and I want to risk it all on a short term gain (2 weeks or less I'm talking real degenerate gambling here) what should I look at boys?

[Anonymous No.19731497]

>>19731375
Synthesis and synergy.
I'm glad you have ascended.

[Anonymous No.19731500]

>>19731383
consider the following
>GUSH
50/50 XOP/cash
>UAL
split it up into SAVE/DAL/UAL/Cash
weight heavy in cash.
>GM
SPY, SCHX or something idk, at worst CARZ
>JBLU
ok
>FANG
half of that into XLE
>PACD
neat

[Anonymous No.19731501]

>>19731350
niceeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.19731502]

>>19731448
jim keller left intel

[Anonymous No.19731510]

>>19731495
HTZ

[Anonymous No.19731512]

>>19731495
las vegas

[Anonymous No.19731513]

>>19731488

[Anonymous No.19731518]

>>19731495
TOPS

[Anonymous No.19731520]

What’s your plan if the S&P closes below 3,000?

[Anonymous No.19731525]

>>19731500
>cash

people wouldnt be in stock market general if they wanted to keep cash m8

[Anonymous No.19731526]

>>19731510
That's not gambling that's lighting my money on fire lol. What about WLL

[Anonymous No.19731527]

this crash is most disappointing

[Anonymous No.19731529]

>>19731494
No, my puts need to print money.

[Anonymous No.19731530]

>>19731495
EROS has merger with STX on the 29th

[Anonymous No.19731531]

>>19731482
Honestly, it is stupid of me to go "but should I buy at the price?" when I really like the company and the stock. Bought some shares regardless, if I like it I like it.

>>19731502
Okay, that is pretty bullish for competitors. I am already heavily invested in the market so can't get too many shares, but some are better than none.

[Anonymous No.19731533]

>>19731500
GUSH can be 50/25/25. XOP/GUSH/cash your choice on the 50.

[Anonymous No.19731534]

WHERE IS THE VOLUME
SELL MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.19731535]

>>19731495
Boi pussy

[Anonymous No.19731537]

will ugaz ever go up? just kinda keeping an eye on this shit. Maybe next year?

[Anonymous No.19731545]

>>19731495
Now's the time to hop on the TVIX wagon since it's a bit down. About to hit those millions figures anytime now, trust me. Don't look it up, just do it.

[Anonymous No.19731550]

>>19731525
you're so fucking stupid that it hurts ktard.
>Warren Buffett is retarded
>George Soros is out of touch

[Anonymous No.19731553]

>>19731527
It was a nice bear trap lmao

[Anonymous No.19731555]

>was up at 4 am
>saw -900 point drop
>wake up to -500 point drop

So is it getting better or worse? I was hoping for another 1000+ drop to get cheapies.

How do we know we hit the bottom?

[Anonymous No.19731557]

>>19731494
No, even Hertz is saying it wont

[Anonymous No.19731558]

>>19731375
>eating at your computer

[Anonymous No.19731559]

Aaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.19731562]

its all over bros, its down further from here

[Anonymous No.19731563]

>>19731537
I don't understand natural gas at all. It's up on down days, down on down days, up on crab days, etc etc all over the place

[Anonymous No.19731569]

>>19731487
>TFW sitting back /comfy/ watching the bulls fall for the trap while listing to my serbian playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg

[Anonymous No.19731573]

>>19731555
>How do we know we hit the bottom?
the echo

[Anonymous No.19731577]

>>19731362
when has crypto never done this with small buyers vs large sell walls

[Anonymous No.19731578]

>>19731242

2020 is as gay as it can be. Congratulations zoomers, you achieved peak faggot.

[Anonymous No.19731581]

>>19731545
Too late. Time to buy has passed

[Anonymous No.19731582]

>>19731555
checked. you won't. if you're heavy in cash, consider lightly averaging in. if you're heavy in equities or bonds, consider hedging or taking profits.

[Anonymous No.19731583]

>>19731559
buy low, boys

[Anonymous No.19731584]

HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP> IT WAS A BEAR TRAP ALL ALONG> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Anonymous No.19731585]

>>19731448
>>19731482
AMD is releasing a new GPU that's looking very promising at the end of 2020. They also buttfucked intel this year.

[Anonymous No.19731588]

>>19731545
i bought one. i bought the meme, didn't i...

[Anonymous No.19731590]

>>19731550
Buffet sold airlines at the bottom. He's been nothing BUT retarded since the covid psyop.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19731591]

these fucking retards with their RH app are buying small caps that are going to be bankrupt in 2 months.

[Anonymous No.19731592]

>>19731530
Wouldnt that be priced in at this point?

[Anonymous No.19731595]

Futures trending green.

[Anonymous No.19731601]

This crash is kind of a nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.19731612]

>>19731559
>imagine bagholding a bankrupt company
LIke what goes on in people's head thinking that was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.19731614]

>look away for 5 minutes
>it actually goes up instead of collapsing

Things are turning around

[Anonymous No.19731615]

What a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.19731616]

>>19731601
You post this gif here a lot and I just wanted to point out how small and shitty it is and you should make a bigger version or stop posting it

[Anonymous No.19731622]

>>19731592
I bet you missed out on the NKLA pump and dump too

[Anonymous No.19731624]

Inb4 TVIX goes to $30.
Time to bully Bobos today guys.

[Anonymous No.19731627]

>>19731590
>Jim Simons is a hack
Although i think he's moving into FAGMAN.

[Anonymous No.19731630]

>>19731585
Glad I bought in when I did, AMD is continuing to go higher. I approve even if I couldn't get it as a mega cheapie.

[Anonymous No.19731631]

>>19731585
>a new GPU that's looking very promising
That's AMD in a nutshell. Very promising, yet very disapointing. Every time. Well, except for Ryzen.
That's what happens when you kill a beloved brand name like ATI.

[Anonymous No.19731632]

>>19731350
>.04 per share

what could go wrong!

[Anonymous No.19731633]

>>19731365
HODL

[Anonymous No.19731634]

>Gnus still Green despite the dip.

Hold or sell while it has a very slight gain?

[Anonymous No.19731643]

>>19731616
I made a bigger but blurrier one myself.

[Anonymous No.19731644]

BOBOS WHAT THE FUCK I TOOK OUT SPY PUTS AT 298 AND THEY'RE ALREADY WORTHLESS
CAN YOU NIGGERS CRASH THIS MARKET OR NOT

[Anonymous No.19731649]

Ok im fucking serious now.
Why the fuck would this be the bottom?
The new cases are JUST now (last couple days) starting to show, and Beijing is the new wuhan.
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Cheapies?
Bro, smart money is fucking out. They were out days ago.
What the fuck are you guys smoking? Seriously? Buying on day 1 of a new bear market
You guys are actual fucking retards
Wow!

[Anonymous No.19731650]

Uhhh, what happen to smug bobos?

[Anonymous No.19731651]

Sold my puts that expire today I bought friday before they went to 0

I'll take that as a win I guess, No idea what to do now

[Anonymous No.19731652]

>>19731365
got 30k in, will pull out when it reaches 20. will hold this for a year.

[Anonymous No.19731656]

>>19731634
shorts are fucking GNUS right up the ass
retail's got retard strength hands but that shit is going down

[Anonymous No.19731658]

Good to know that if something gaps down below your stop price it won't trigger

[Anonymous No.19731659]

>NAIL GREEN


AAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19731670]

>>19731559
If they raise enough cash from that it could actually be a good mid-term investment, but the risk though.. I will consider it again if it makes a new low

[Anonymous No.19731669]

>>19731650
just waiting for people to buy calls

[Anonymous No.19731674]

>can’t even close below 3k
Bears are fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.19731675]

>>19731644
All you have to do is buy long dated calls on dips like this morning and you can not lose in this market

[Anonymous No.19731679]

Just a reminder that I said in the last thread we would end the day +3%

[Anonymous No.19731685]

>>19731659
told you

[Anonymous No.19731686]

>Atlanta residents outraged over police killing of black man - 12 hours ago

>Protesters arrested after blocking traffic on California bridge - 12 hours ago

>LIVE: Atlanta protest to demand an end to racism after Rayshard Brooks and George Floyd deaths - Started streaming 34 minutes ago

>9% home forbearance in the US

>US Credit Card Debt Hits All-Time High Of $930B

>The share of credit-card accounts entering "financial hardship" status spiked to 3.2%, or 14.7 million accounts, in April

[Anonymous No.19731689]

God it feels good to consistently outperform the market AND professionals. It's all thanks to God and His Blessings.

[Anonymous No.19731691]

>>19731649
Stay mad Bobo. We are going to go up again. Today will be GREEN

[Anonymous No.19731695]

SPX 3k

[Anonymous No.19731699]

>hertz down
>anons buying TVIX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27vwjrbKFZo

[Anonymous No.19731706]

>>19731622
Yup

[Anonymous No.19731711]

>he fell for the second wave meme

[Anonymous No.19731717]

>>19731686
all this, and why isn't it going down more and faster.

gimmie cheapies.

[Anonymous No.19731719]

>>19731699
>hertz down
Buy the dip :^)

[Anonymous No.19731721]

We need more fake virus news to keep giving us these buy the dip opportunities. That’s probably the last biggish drop before the imminent SPX all time high.

[Anonymous No.19731723]

>>19731691
Youve lost your mind
Hahahahahahaha
This is a textbook dead cat bounce!
Youre out of your mind!!

[Anonymous No.19731731]

>>19731699
>Relief programs including forbearance and deferment plans allow borrowers to delay some payments and prioritize which debts to pay off first. The government's $2 trillion stimulus bill opened some options for those struggling with credit products, but Congress will likely need to act further

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19731733]

VIX is getting fucking crushed. I don't fucken believe it.

[Anonymous No.19731738]

>>19731659
She's still got aways to go before I'm green butttttt I'm feeling better about holding through the shit dump

[Anonymous No.19731740]

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.19731742]

>>19731723
>increasingly nervous bobo

[Anonymous No.19731744]

>>19731723
sshh go to sleep bobo

[Anonymous No.19731745]

>>19731686
does this mean the house prices in Georgia will finally go down?

[Anonymous No.19731749]

>>19731723
Imagine not buying these dips. It's like you hate money.

[Anonymous No.19731752]

>paper hands
guess im out for a few days

[Anonymous No.19731759]

>>19731689
My people, my bulls, only Jerome saying something stupid could hurt this.

[Anonymous No.19731764]

>>19731649
There is much less panic now.
The western governments couldn't care less and won't shut down the economy.
>Bro, smart money is fucking out. They were out days ago.
Smart money got outplayed by the retail gamers.
Buffet sold airlines at the bottom.
Carl Icahrn sold Hertz at the bottom.
Hertz might actually be saved by the retail shareholders.

Stockmarket gambling is rampant, speculation is at all times high. Smart money sold out failing to grab the gamblers money so now, they can only lose money to other gamblers.

It's stupid, but look at Robintrack and tell me, do these guys look like the type of people to sell at whim while on red? Robinhooders are the kings of holding bags.

[Anonymous No.19731770]

>>19731749
Money is evil.

[Anonymous No.19731772]

Where my fellow XOMers at?

Doubled down at 45.25

[Anonymous No.19731775]

>>19731733
still at 8% green.

[Anonymous No.19731778]

how is everyone that threw puts on SPY feeling right now?

[Anonymous No.19731782]

>>19731733
>it's sitting at 39
>crushed
what? Also, don't you know how to swing yet?

[Anonymous No.19731790]

>>19731559
>But but this was never tried before!!!
Where's the faggot who said that shit?

[Anonymous No.19731791]

>>19731764
>Carl Icahrn sold Hertz at the bottom.
>Hertz might actually be saved by the retail shareholders.
This is actually the most bearish thing I have read in weeks.

[Anonymous No.19731793]

>>19731749
This is not the dip! This is nowhere near the dip! KEK KEK KEK
This is dead cat bounce from you guys buying dip at opening bell KEK KEK KEK
Im trying to help!!

[Anonymous No.19731796]

>>19731778
DEAD

[Anonymous No.19731800]

>>19731469
Its not difficult, I haven't hit it but it limits profits and opportunities heavily

[Anonymous No.19731803]

>DAL at 29 dollaroos
nice

[Anonymous No.19731806]

i think if you have a lot of money and dont care about losing a bit hertz is a nice hail mary play. You could lose 100 bucks sure but you could make a grand if they survive somehow

[Anonymous No.19731807]

>market pumps enough that my bearish positions are at a standstill
>market dumps enough that my bullish calls lost half their value

Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.19731810]

>>19731764
Fuck bros, how will the jews react to this?

[Anonymous No.19731820]

>>19731793
dip today or later this week?

wait till thursday?

[Anonymous No.19731826]

bros, when will the market crash again. I'm tired already of the line going up.

[Anonymous No.19731833]

>>19731772
XLE caller here

[Anonymous No.19731834]

>>19731770
I never claimed to be moral.

>>19731793
Help yourself and close those shorts.

>>19731807
This is why I only hold long term calls/puts or stocks

[Anonymous No.19731838]

>>19731764
>Buffet's a fool
>Soros's lost it
>Cuban's a schizo
>Simons is over
>Icahrn sold the dip
KEEP. EM. COMING. POWELL MIGHT PRINT CREDIT, BUT /BIZ/ CAN'T STOP PRINTING GOLD.

[Anonymous No.19731842]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

[Anonymous No.19731845]

>>19731791
>4 billion in the whole
>500 million equity offering doing anything

[Anonymous No.19731848]

>>19731778
I sold them at open for a 20% gain

[Anonymous No.19731850]

>>19731242
It’s confirmed crab day

[Anonymous No.19731859]

YES

$SPY KEEP GOING UP
$DKNG KEEP GOING UP
$BYND KEEP GOING UP

MY CALLS ARE PRINTING HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.19731864]

>>19731431
just invest in $Ships.
easiest 2-6x of your life.
just hodl and fergot.
screenshot this post if you don’t believe me.

[Anonymous No.19731865]

>>19731723
>'dead cat bounce' after ending green on friday
>BOUNCE
You should really learn the basic lingo before throwing money away.

[Anonymous No.19731868]

>>19731764
Much less panic
Im ROLLING bro
No panic
Massive crowds in every major city across america every single day
Airborne virus
14 day incubation period
Global infections starting to become exponential
No panic
Oh you better fuckin panic!!! You better get the fuck out!!!
AHHHHHH HAHAAHAHA
This is so good to see!! Lose everything!!! Buy that dip!! Nothing is wrong!!!!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19731869]

Who /TOPS/ here?

[Anonymous No.19731873]

im ruined

[Anonymous No.19731878]

>>19731807
Welcome to the kangaroo court bruv

[Anonymous No.19731881]

$130 away from being in the green, 5 hours left of trading... yea i’m fucking comfy.

[Anonymous No.19731885]

how is anyone down?
if so, when the fuck did you buy lol

[Anonymous No.19731886]

Im frustrate

[Anonymous No.19731890]

Okay chads, am I selling IVR today or not?????

[Anonymous No.19731891]

WFC

[Anonymous No.19731892]

>>19731864
never getting within a million miles of the ocean ever ever EVER again
tankers taught me a lesson

[Anonymous No.19731893]

>/smg/ less than 7 hours ago
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>IT'S THE END TIMES!
>YOU'RE GONNA BE FEELING THE PAIN!

>baggies are crying, they are so scared
>wake up
>down less than 3%

[Anonymous No.19731898]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY!? BOBO, WHERE ARE YOU BOBO?! WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

[Anonymous No.19731899]

>>19731826
It's not going to happen like in march again unless the virus mutates and starts killing zoomers as well.

[Anonymous No.19731900]

BOBO IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DICK FLATTENING

[Anonymous No.19731901]

Don't be a fool if you missed March, buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.19731910]

>>19731869
eureka, this is the 20th time ive seen this shilled here and thus it is going into my /biz/ stinkers index. So far my /biz/ stinky portfolio has lost 30 percent of its principle. Hopefully TOPS is the one that drags the rest out of their grave

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19731917]

fucking russel rutures just went green

[Anonymous No.19731918]

>>19731898
Sitting comfy. I got some JMOM and SCHG to round myself out a bit more. Getting a little toasty in here, but I'm overall still comfy. maybe it's time for a nap.

[Anonymous No.19731919]

>>19731898
Still here you turkey

[Anonymous No.19731922]

>>19731772
I was thinking about doubling up today from 100 to 200, but I chickened out and only bought 5 at 45.05.

[Anonymous No.19731926]

>lost 820$ last week
>only have 180 left
I decided to say fuck it and YOLO a call into Boeing, so far it's looking good
>>19731881
Based

[Anonymous No.19731927]

>>19731868
Take your meds you schizo bear.

[Anonymous No.19731936]

so whats the prediction today? buy or sell before the real epic crash?

[Anonymous No.19731939]

>>19731723
Yes, anon, don't buy. The market definitely won't pump tomorrow. This is just a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.19731941]

HHHHUUUUUUUUUIAAAAAGGGGHHHH

[Anonymous No.19731942]

>>19731917
still cripwalking on bobos that shorted their bottoms

[Anonymous No.19731950]

>covered in poison ivy bumps and every muscle in my body hurts from working in the yard all weekend
Wtf all the memes made it sound nice to be a 31 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.19731956]

>Dow now at -268.81

Welp lad, if it keeps rising, how high will it get to be by the end of the week? 26K, 27K, maybe even Powell going nuclear with 30K printing tech?

[Anonymous No.19731957]

>>19731927
Read the fucking news!!
Look at the fucking charts!!
This is not the time to buy!!!
How can you be such a fucking retard?
HOW

[Anonymous No.19731963]

Whew, just my Air Canada and DFEN need to go green and 10/10 of my stocks will be up

[Anonymous No.19731968]

bobos only become bobos because their hands are made from wet toilet paper
they would never make it as a bvllbro

[Anonymous No.19731973]

ow ow ow ow ow

[Anonymous No.19731975]

>>19731956
FANG just went green.

[Anonymous No.19731977]

I'm officially in the green get fucked bobo

[Anonymous No.19731979]

Imagine being a robinhooder buying TVIX and killing it. just like everything else you touch without understanding it.

[Anonymous No.19731981]

Bobros I'm hurting

[Anonymous No.19731982]

V shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.19731983]

>>19731957
you're giving bears a bad look. the argument for the bear case should still be the same as the one from 2018. meme virus is a revenue shocker, and that's it. It's a small extra push on the accelerator for our debt based hellscape of an equities market. Get into position and go take a walk.

[Anonymous No.19731984]

>>19731848
nice! it was a decent idea but I wasn't about to throw a ton of money into it especially because I was going to be asleep during market opening hours, I see I could've made some money if I had thrown puts on the inverse 3x (SPXS) but all of the fucking idiots that though the market was going to fucking cry today are retarded and don't understand the complete fucking clown market we are in.

[Anonymous No.19731986]

to all stinky bobos in the thread please do not start buying QQQ or FANG you'll mess up the rally

[Anonymous No.19731988]

So... the big dip will be tomorrow, r-right?

[Anonymous No.19731989]

CNBC grasping for headlines.

[Anonymous No.19731991]

>pumps a few hundred points after a 2000 point crash
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19731994]

>>19731988
the dip was 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.19731995]

Dot is soaring

We're going green

[Anonymous No.19731998]

SPY OR TQQQ calls?

[Anonymous No.19731999]

Robinhood users, do you have instant settlement off so you can day trade without being marked for it?

[Anonymous No.19732004]

>>19731995
sell tvix?

[Anonymous No.19732013]

>>19731998
>using leverage on leverage
Retard

[Anonymous No.19732014]

>>19731242
>DAX positive
>Lufthansa still -5%
fuck this shit srly

[Anonymous No.19732017]

>>19731918
>maybe it's time for a nap
ill see you later bobo frens

[Anonymous No.19732020]

All these degenerates watching 1 minute candles need to zoom out.

[Anonymous No.19732022]

>>19731675
What the fuck?? Someone posting in this general who isn't fucking retarded? Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.19732024]

>>19731294
This is legitimately what I see everytime his face shows up anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19732025]

So whens the circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.19732026]

>>19731868
>Global infections starting to become exponential
Oh, wow! A whole bunch of people will get a shitty flu for a few days and then get over it. How will we ever recover?

[Anonymous No.19732027]

>>19731956
He gotta conjure up something if Trump wants to win. The economy can crash and burn in 2021 as a consequence.

[Anonymous No.19732033]

>>19731654
You can't get 3x leverage on MSFT though. Maybe buy 100, sell a covered call and sell a put as a buyin with lots of free money in-between.

[Anonymous No.19732034]

>>19732004
you're late. consider holding

>>19732017
yeah, it's going to be a while of retardation. whoever posted that shit about september hit the nail on the head. I'd switch over to cash or hedged bets and then start to get really heavy (turbo heavy) bear toward the start of the election new cycle.

[Anonymous No.19732035]

>>19731311
>Ranch
>Hot sauce
Mustard and sauerkraut you mongs

[Anonymous No.19732036]

>>19732025
they dont do circuit breakers when the market is mooning

[Anonymous No.19732037]

This is going to be an uncomfortable 48 hours for bears. I've shorted into markets like this before and when the shit just doesn't seem to want to go down like this on a day where it seemed the ground should fall out from under it, the next day tends to be a pretty strong day that puts all your shorts offsides and then you're rolling the dice on the following day to see if it puts them off even further or you get lucky enough for you to be back to breakeven and THEN you need another weak day to even justify the position. I wouldn't mind if we got a drop so I can accumulate some more since my positions are a little light right now if we end up going higher, but from a buying a standpoint this is also a bit of a pain in the ass because price is tending to step up, hold, and then step up again. Each time you're waiting to get a bit lower, price never gets there, and you're not getting filled. I've been there on the Bear side and you're just like "mother fucker..." as a $100 profit suddenly seems like a max of $80 profit which then suddenly seems like a max of $40 profit and then the writing is on the wall and now you're playing the game of "well I'll just take a scratch on it and let ride from here!" which usually ends up meaning you'll ACTUALLY let the trade turn into a loss which is like someone twisting your dick off.

[Anonymous No.19732038]

>>19732014
4 of 5 euro stocks are green for me

[Anonymous No.19732046]

I might be a coping bear, but how people can be so retarded?

[Anonymous No.19732051]

>>19732046
you are right about the first part

[Anonymous No.19732054]

>>19732037
not reading all this shit LMAO

[Anonymous No.19732059]

>>19731999
No I just only day trade 3 times a week

[Anonymous No.19732060]

>euro markets almost about to go green before close after opening at -2% or some shit
snib snab here comes the crab

[Anonymous No.19732061]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODBATH

[Anonymous No.19732062]

>>19732037
what's the solution here, then? Long dated puts to hedge?

[Anonymous No.19732066]

>>19732037
nary a pixel

[Anonymous No.19732067]

being a bear sucks... gotta admit that i was bear today :(

[Anonymous No.19732068]

>>19732034
>really heavy (turbo heavy) bear toward the start of the election new cycle.
I'm worried about inflation starting to kick in around then if the FED keeps printing. I guess we will see what they have to say Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.19732072]

>>19732046
thinking the markets were going to bury themselves when there wasn't much going on

[Anonymous No.19732079]

>>19732061
literally every sunday night for the past 3 months
>BLOODY MONDAY!
and you buy the hype.
I just don't get it

[Anonymous No.19732080]

We knew Monday would be a dead cat bounce. That was the consensus. Big Jerome speaks to congress tomorrow, the bloodbath has always been anticipated on Tuesday/Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.19732082]

>>19732061
let's face it
even if corona cases rise
there will be no further lockdowns
also top doctors here in europe say the virus is losing potency
either that or it has already hit the weakest links and can't do much more damage, as fewer and fewer people need hospitalisation

[Anonymous No.19732084]

I'll be ok with coke long-term, right, lads? Gonna buy another 2k worth of shares Friday.

I hate diversity.

[Anonymous No.19732086]

>>19732061
calm down, market has been open for less than 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.19732087]

Continuing Nibbling on Black Cocks

[Anonymous No.19732097]

>>19732037
stay a red walker, ill dance on your grave

[Anonymous No.19732101]

What's a good stock to hold for the week?

[Anonymous No.19732106]

>>19731329
based cunnybro

[Anonymous No.19732108]

Anyone else hate it on options when it is clearly bots on both ends of the deal clearly just pushing the price to where they want it? Can't sell without going under bot prices. Can't buy without going over bot prices.

Shit pisses me off ecen when the stock tanks and they clearly want to sell calls for a higher premium even though they were selling them for less 5 minutes prior. The recerse also applies where you hace to go in their favor. REEEEEEEEEEE I hate that bots get in the way on stocks!!!!

[Anonymous No.19732110]

>>19731558
If I didn't I'd starve to death!

[Anonymous No.19732112]

Boring day

[Anonymous No.19732118]

>>19732084
America needs a glass bottle version and you'll be in the money

[Anonymous No.19732120]

I was going to make it
it was -1000 dow in futures now its fucking positive

[Anonymous No.19732122]

Did you niggers really think it was going to be a bloodbath today when every day more and more businesses are re-opening? Do you really think the unemployment numbers are real when people are pretending to have covid just so they can get an easy extra 2 weeks of buff'd unemployment?
Do you niggers even leave your house? Have you been to a mall or a restaurant?
Next time niggers want to destroy the economy please release a better virus not some meme flu shit.

[Anonymous No.19732123]

>>19732068
>I'm worried about inflation starting to kick in around then
I've started to trickle into, and really fucking tiny trickle into FAGMAN via etfs, like I said above. I'm at the upper threshold of my liquidity preference and my bear "bets" are just those, bets. As that position in faggotman grows, i'll start opening covered calls and buying puts on TQQQ, especially toward end of August, i'll be picking up.

[Anonymous No.19732124]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-53046454

> Local media reports say the virus was discovered on chopping boards used for imported salmon at the market, prompting major supermarkets in Beijing to pull the fish from their shelves.

>The chief epidemiologist of China's Centre for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said the virus strain found in Beijing did not resemble the type circulating across the rest of the country, suggesting it might have been brought in from elsewhere.

China is lying their asses off

[Anonymous No.19732125]

>>19732034
hold or accumulate more to lower avg price?

[Anonymous No.19732126]

>>19732112

if you are a filthy bear

[Anonymous No.19732128]

Bears aren't breaking 25k. Should have happened by now

[Anonymous No.19732133]

>could have bought into eman when I first heard about it on /biz/
>didn't, cause I thought it was a memepenny stock
>and it probably is
but dayum, I could have made a lot more money there then anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.19732135]

>>19732097
If black people are racially oppressed everywhere they go, then why do they seem happier than whites?

[Anonymous No.19732142]

>>19732126
I'm in calls since Friday, calm down nerd

[Anonymous No.19732143]

>>19732125
hold, not accumulate. at 170, just wait for it to break 200 or more again. If that's too much cash to risk dropping back to like 120, then hit up some UVXY instead.

[Anonymous No.19732148]

>>19732133
than* anywhere else

[Anonymous No.19732149]

ok I gotta say it, i dont see anything wrong with being a bear in this market, everything is overvalued

[Anonymous No.19732154]

>>19731559
And yet those the clowns are still pumping that piece of shit

[Anonymous No.19732160]

>>19731342
Certain options spreads are designed for that, look it up. Not very high profits on those though.

[Anonymous No.19732164]

its happening - green day coming

[Anonymous No.19732165]

>>19732149
I bet you wear a mask too

[Anonymous No.19732171]

>>19731989
>Kevin Durant
>a minority investor
ummmmmmmm???

[Anonymous No.19732180]

I did it guys. After researching and reading for nearly a week I’ve put in my first options after owning stock for quite some time. I’ve placed calls on a couple stonks I believe will be rising. Which me luck /biz/, you’ve taught me a lot and I truly hope the things I’ve learned are going to help me become a well off individual. Thanks frens.

[Anonymous No.19732183]

>>19732165
i dont wear a mask my immune system is great

[Anonymous No.19732191]

>>19732180

[Anonymous No.19732195]

wow the amount of weak hands getting shook the fuck out in this thread makes me fucking sick

[Anonymous No.19732202]

>>19732180
good luck and be careful out here broski

[Anonymous No.19732203]

>>19732082
Even if corona disappeared today the economy already got fucked hard enough to not fully recover for at least another year or two.

[Anonymous No.19732208]

>>19732135
Retards generally seem happier than everyone else too

hmmmmmmmmm.............

[Anonymous No.19732209]

>>19732143
Why wouldn't I want to get more when it goes lower if I also hold? I got in around 200.

[Anonymous No.19732215]

>>19732149
nuh uh
just keep buying itll all be ok

[Anonymous No.19732219]

Things are too still expensive. Niggas expect me to buy in at these prices?

[Anonymous No.19732225]

New
>>19732210

>>19732210


>>19732210

[Anonymous No.19732233]

>>19732180
notice the trend of the big picture, good luck

[Anonymous No.19732235]

>>19732203
the stock market has nothing to do with the "economy", though
it's mostly small business that are getting fucked
big corpors are safe

[Anonymous No.19732239]

>>19731910
>Not investing in TOPS

[Anonymous No.19732240]

>>19732209
For my gambling account, i don't have enough to move fluidly into and out of shit like TVIX, it's too small. I'd wait until tomorrow afternoon. Otherwise, you can surely start cost averaging

[Anonymous No.19732243]

see you later frens.

[Anonymous No.19732244]

>>19732135
Ignorance is bliss. High IQ makes you more suicidal etc etc.

[Anonymous No.19732258]

New

>>19732210

>>19732210

>>19732210

>>19732210

[Anonymous No.19732273]

>>19731918
comfy buys honestly. You might be alright, have a nice nap. Maybe we can both profit and what you short and I long just happen to miss each other.

>>19731919
Just make sure to take down any rope laying around in your house.

>>19731995
Does the GCP dot correlate with the market?

[Anonymous No.19732276]

>>19731342
they're called iron condors but you're not ready yet

[Anonymous No.19732280]

I'm up on my Tesla! I thought it was going to crash more than any other stock

[Anonymous No.19732289]

>>19732101
WWDC starts next monday

[Anonymous No.19732292]

>>19732235
Big corporations make money by providing products and services to smaller companies or individual consumers. No one is immune to a disruption this big.

[Anonymous No.19732300]

>>19731559
Hertz is a worser shitcoin than Link. At least link might have tangible value.

[Anonymous No.19732304]

>>19732180
>he bought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

[Anonymous No.19732305]

>>19731494
No, as they won't let plebs short it, only long

[Anonymous No.19732326]

>>19732149
tech sector is where it should be. Stuff like oil and reit are way below pre-corona levels, only stuff that is overvalued are stocks that directly benefitted from corona.

[Anonymous No.19732335]

>>19732180

[Anonymous No.19732356]

>>19731691
The country is on fire, the government is collapsing, businesses are going bankrupt, and the virus is starting to pound the south and Cali.
WHAT IS THERE TO BE BULLISH ABOUT!!!???

[Anonymous No.19732433]

>>19732326
but doesn't that make sense that tech would soar? lots of people are just waking up to the fact that we live in a monopoly of nothing but tech companies ruling american atm. like you mentioned alot of stocks are way below down like oil but no wants to touch it because it not going to make them rich quick or something.

[Anonymous No.19732473]

>>19732356
Green line go up. That is all you need to know to make money.

[Anonymous No.19732475]

>>19732356
covid is a meme no one is dieing they are going to be more cases since more tests but the deaths have dropped alot and no one is looking at that. Also here in Georgia or a matter of fact everywhere in america the only shit holes that are burning are places filled with nothing but niggers already so whats the harm?

[Anonymous No.19732485]

>>19732356
You sound like a hysterical woman lol

[Anonymous No.19732487]

>>19732180

[Anonymous No.19732501]

>>19732038
Literally positive because Norwegian Krone are going to shit. Hurts to think that I have 140k$ in the bank losing value

[Anonymous No.19732553]

>>19731242
based meal OP

I am eating potatoes + eggs + Beyond Burger w/ salt+pepper+tabasco sauce and a plain La Croix to wash it down. the Beyond Burger ain't half bad

[Anonymous No.19732640]

>>19732473
It’s true, Infact I saw a new pattern Friday but I can tell you idiots because Bobos will screw it up. It is working.

[Anonymous No.19732838]

>>19732640
>new pattern
>buy close sell at open regardless of win or lose

[Anonymous No.19732859]

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[Anonymous No.19732883]

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[Anonymous No.19732927]

>>19732859
>>19732883
i mean what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19733197]

>>19732124
Yeah thats full of shit. They're signalling something about trade relations though. China's fishing fleet is gigantic and they are looking for foreign currency reserves through trade balancing- targetting a list of countries with big offshore fisheries - but also natural resources exchange for dollar store crap trade

eg., their idea of leverage in negotiations is threatening to damage the value of your trade commodities by impairing their own buying markets by making shit up. China is run by retards.

[Anonymous No.19733378]

>>19732927
Nice pic fag:

[Anonymous No.19733398]

>>19732927
Vanguard rocks! The FUCK YOU TALKIN nigga?

[Anonymous No.19733438]

Avalanche here:

[Anonymous No.19733532]

>>19732927
Vanguard investment expenses vs. industry average
Vanguard average expense ratio Industry average expense ratio Account balance difference after 30 years* after $50,000 initial investment
Source: Vanguard and Morningstar Inc. as of Dec. 31, 2017.
*Assumes a 6% average annual return
Mutual funds 0.11% 0.62% $40,973
Target-date retirement funds 0.13% 0.50% $30,139
ETFs 0.08% 0.31% $19,378


3. Competitive long-term returns
The low-fee management approach has enabled Vanguard mutual funds to outperform other similar mutual funds over time. In fact, over the last decade 178 out of 199 Vanguard funds — nearly 90% — earned higher returns than their peer-group average during the same time frame.

And the best Vanguard fund is…
It depends.

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The best Vanguard fund is one (or several) in sync with your investment objective and budget. That involves choosing between active and passive management, identifying appropriate funds and seeing if you meet Vanguard’s mutual fund minimum (as low as $1,000 for many funds, and much lower for Vanguard ETFs).

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How to buy Vanguard mutual funds
The easiest way to buy Vanguard mutual funds is in your 401(k) or 403(b), if they are among the investment choices. This helps you sidestep Vanguard investment minimums. But, because of retirement plan fees, the expense ratios may be higher than what you’d pay if you bought the same funds directly through Vanguard or even another discount broker.

[Anonymous No.19733570]

Why isn't HTZ is not dropping!?

[Anonymous No.19733585]

>>19733570
>isn't HTZ is not dropping
that is the kind of retard i'd expect to go long HTZ