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19729996 No.19729996 [Reply] [Original]

slutty stacey wants me to tutor her in crypto,
how do I milk her for nudes?

>knows I have a deep understanding of traditional finance, crypto, DeFi, etc
>knows I make fat stacks $$$
>blabbed her entire sex life to me first day we met
>already sent me lewd pics (bra/panties)

just need her to cross into nude territory,
what would be the best approach?

(I intend to teach her everything I know, so long as she delivers)

>> No.19730018

>>19729996
Bra/panties aren't good enough for this kind of wisdom anon. Tell her straight that you want full nudes or she can fuck off and find someone else to teach her the ways of blockchain desu.

>> No.19730024

Just ask her for nudes or tell her to fuck off. Women don't deserve knowledge they aren't willing to work for.

>> No.19730035
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>>19729996
>blabbed her entire sex life to me first day we met
>already sent me lewd pics (bra/panties)
>(I intend to teach her everything I know, so long as she delivers)
Are you an actual cuckold in the non-meme meaning of the word? If you are, then this is the track to be on. If you are not, stop wasting your fucking time with a cumdumpster whore who will let anyone fuck her for a bottle of beer, but requires an entire thesis on crypto to show you her tits, you absolute cuckold.

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jesus op you sound like a fucking douche

>> No.19730047

>>19729996
>Only nudes
Tell her to meet up in person, get a drink or two and fuck her

>> No.19730094

>Nudes

Imagine not making that a tutor/fuck buddy situation. Lurk more, virgin

>> No.19730095
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>>19730047
this.

Unless you are extremely autistic or just generally quite ugly, tell her to meet up in person so you can explain everything.
She picks up the tab, because you're teaching her, get her drunk and invite her over after and fuck her.

If you are either a sperg, short, ugly, fat, scrawny, balding or have acne, then just go for the nudes champ.

>> No.19730194

>>19730024
how much of a faggot are you? NUDES or GTFO? I'll ask for a bj at the very least.

>> No.19730246

>>19730018
>Bra/panties aren't good enough for this kind of wisdom anon.
you're goddamn right anon,
but she was sending me that long before she wanted help

that's why I know I can get more, if I play my cards right

>>19730024
nah, her body is fantastic,
don't wanna throw away this chance

>>19730035
it's a win win win for me
I love:
>custom nudes from a near-model
>talking about crypto
>speeding up adoption of the technology I'm invested in

>>19730037
>jesus op you sound like a fucking douche
how so?

i'm offering something highly valuable, in return for something that costs her nothing

why would I spend tens of hours educating her, for nothing in return?

>>19730047
>>19730094
>>19730095
I'd fuck her if I could,
but she left the country :'(

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>>19730246
You sound like a total simp faggot.
There are BILLIONS of sluts on the planet who do it for free. Trying to "play your cards right" and "not wanting to throw it away" - sad.

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>>19730246
to be completely honest bro, shes probably just buzzing after seeing some dumb article or news about crypto

i would be thoroughly shocked if you can have in depth conversations about basic blockchain fundamentals, the difference between BTC & ETH (Smart Contracts), the advantages of smart contracts and how they will increase profit margins for industries

and then finally, the missing piece of the puzzle that enables smart contracts to function in a real world scenario, an Oracle
If you can take her from almost 0 understanding of what a blockchain even is, to understanding how smart contracts will increase profit margins for major industries, to understanding how/why Oracles are a necessary component of this, to understanding that there is a leading solution that will likely be the standard for this mass adoption...

I would be blown away. Chances are she gets bored or just tunes out halfway through and says okay anon what do i buy.

>> No.19730510

Any girl with a topless bitmoji probably isn't worth talking to longterm

>> No.19730659

>>19730246
did you know if you google "big titties" you get over a trillion results you fucking retard?

this guys really making threads about how to see a titty

>> No.19730742

>>19729996
>MUH I'VE BEEN STUDYING THIS FOR OVER THREE YEARS NOW
>MUH I'LL KNOW MORE THAN MOST PPL
Daily reminder '17+ opinions are worthless

>> No.19730806

Your level of douche-baggery is insane. Get the fuck out of the house and start talking to girls or you will end your unfucked (by girls), fucked (by society) and fucked up (everything else.

I can't believe you are seriously considering teaching someone something for nudes. How fucking low can you get?

>> No.19730825

You sound like a fucking simp that's getting played

>> No.19730852

>>19730246
>nah, her body is fantastic,
>don't wanna throw away this chance
I imagine you are a very big loser.

>> No.19730912

>>19730500
>just buzzing after seeing some dumb article or news about crypto
probably, but that's how many of us started, myself included

I came for ez crypto gains, but instead I discovered my biggest passion

>i would be thoroughly shocked if you can have in depth conversations about basic blockchain fundamentals...
once she knows there's life-changing money to be made, she might stick around long enough to have those discussions

>Chances are she gets bored or just tunes out halfway through and says okay anon what do i buy.
I'll ensure she knows the dangers of uninformed buying (I almost bought XRP/EOS, until I dug deeper)

and if it comes down to that, at least I'll get what I want, and add one more person to spread the word faster

>>19730742
ok buddy

most people from '17 are still bagholding -95% shitcoins they never understood in the first place

I was studying months before the bullrun, and held off buying until last year

>>19730659
>>19730806
>>19730825
>>19730852
why so angry? lmao
I'm sure you all watch porn, I just happen to prefer amateur nudes

>> No.19730914

>>19730806
100% this!
Imagine even the thought of getting excited about nudes and not at least something physical or a blowjob. I'm gonna steal that fuckery line from your sir!

>> No.19730985

>>19729996
>2017 top buyer going to train e-slut on crypto
Lel. Can’t make this shit up.

>> No.19731128

>>19729996
OP here, can't you guys see how great this is?

Imagine this scenario
>9/10 girl approaches
>hey anon, can you tutor me in <insert_#1_passion_here> ?
>get custom nude videos, anything you want
(not just tit pics, use your imagination)
>get to discuss my fav topic

that, combined with it being an investment - so I stand to make money long term

>>19730985
lol, that does sound funny

>> No.19731169

>>19730912
You have still yet to go through a complete cycle. Your opinion is worthless. Worse still you're arrogant.
Fuck her before she loses her money.

>> No.19731209

>>19729996

just jerk off before you make any rash decisions

>> No.19731218

>>19730659
>77.9m
dammit anon...

>> No.19731367

>>19731169
>3 years intense reading/vigorous debate
>worthless

never said my journey was complete,
tutors rarely have an absolute knowledge of what they teach

not going to shill this girl on any particular projects - I'll give her many of the necessary frameworks to judge them for herself

>> No.19731424

>>19731209
thanks anon, but i think it'll be fine

she lives in a different country now, and badly wants what I have to offer

worst case scenario, she says no and we stop talking

>> No.19731724

People haven been blunt and you still don't get it.

We didn't even get to the fact that she has absolutely no interest in your shit, she just wants quick money.

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>pajeeta bitmoji

>> No.19731990

>>19731876
Looks more like a beaner to me

>> No.19732102

>>19729996
you are being used, anon. you will never get her nudes. she sends all her nudes to Chad and he doesn't have to ask or make weird plans on how to ask for them.
just take the hooker pill and never be manipulated by feminine wiles again.

>> No.19733101

>>19729996
>Hurr I'm gonna put in all this work to get pictures of a naked girl
>Those are so rare these days
Simp