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19719226 No.19719226 [Reply] [Original]

or can we start AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH tomorrow?

>> No.19719245

what do you expect that he will deliver?

>> No.19719272
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>>19719245
It doesn't matter, markets don't like uncertainty.

>> No.19719330

>>19719226
It might just crab tomorrow.

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I want a big red dildo to stick up her ass

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Isn't a bearish fed good for green line because it means they will put the money bazooka into overdrive?

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>>19719226
J-Powell will come out on stage tomorrow absolutely shitfaced wearing a suit made of treasury bonds. He's then going to go on a 90 minute tirade about how much he hates minorities and gullible white people equally, before announcing that we now have formal yield caps on bonds. This will be immediately followed by his heiling Hitler and suicide via shotgun blast to the head.

And only then, will this clown market stop crabbing.

>> No.19719471

>>19719226
Is this the bull trap?

>> No.19719480

>>19719426
Based Fife poster

>> No.19719528

>>19719344
breh...

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>>19719226
>mfw Jerome announces that all my gains will go to niggers
>mfw I'm down 95%

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>>19719372
Th FED needs to let the market play out and crash so it can reallocate capital, allow inefficient businesses to go out of business, and allocate labor to the proper industries. Of course that won't happen because it will be temporarily painful, especially for an election year, so in saving the market they will kill the dollar. At the same time they realize killing the dollar would be suicide, so maybe they can figure out a way to speed up the process because the dollar is one of the US's most powerful weapons.

>> No.19719632

>>19719226
>*AHEM*
>FUCK NIGGERS