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>> No.19684998
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.19685004

First for fuck niggers

>> No.19685011
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ITS GONE RED

>> No.19685013
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>> No.19685014

This is not just a little dip. This is the final drop. Me and some tripfag tried to warn you that this was the edge of the waterfall. We showed how much VIX was climbing days ahead. Now it's too late to listen. Us bears shall finally have our revenge.

>> No.19685015

THE GCP DOT HIT BLUE WHEN SP500 HIT NEGATIVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685016
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This is actually insane before March 10k people owned AAL, now over 500k people own the stock.

>> No.19685017
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First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685019

>>19684998
Americans ruin everything

>> No.19685021
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19685021

Oh no no

>> No.19685024
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19685024

NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19685025
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19685025

Xth for the future of scams

>> No.19685026
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.19685029
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19685029

BEARS

>> No.19685030
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19685030

ALL POOS MUST WIPE
L
L

P
O
O
S

M
U
S
T

W
I
P
E

>> No.19685035

gonna kill myself. just give me a fucking green day

>> No.19685037
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19685037

>>19684986
VIX CHADS WHERE YOU AT??

I think im going to be a millionaire monday.

>> No.19685039

>>19685021
Doomp ett

>> No.19685043
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19685043

>0.00%

>> No.19685044

>he thought it wasn’t gonna crash
*seinfeld bass*

>> No.19685046

>>19685016
Based robin hood retards

>> No.19685053
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19685053

Why is my account total going down?

>> No.19685054
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19685054

Fuck you bobo!!!

>> No.19685055

who HODL

>> No.19685059

>davey day trader shouted out on bloomberg
our boy has made it big

>> No.19685062
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19685062

>>19685035
buy calls and ill give you a green day

>> No.19685063

OH NONONONONNONONNONONONNO
ITS GOING RED GUYS GUYS WHAT
HOLD WHO IS SELLING SMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNEEEMMM

>> No.19685064

>>19685016
>#2 GE
Uh oh
What is number 1 anyway?

>> No.19685066
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19685066

>>19685016

>> No.19685067
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19685067

BEARGANG CHADS RISE UP (DOWN)

>> No.19685070
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19685070

Miss me?

>> No.19685073
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>>19684986
HOLY SHIT FUCKING WITNESSED

>> No.19685078
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>>19685054
say cheeeeese

>> No.19685080
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>>19684986

I should have sold Monday

>> No.19685084

>DFEN is still somehow up 2.48% today
WTF, I love Boeing now.

>> No.19685085
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19685085

Nvm going back to sleep

>> No.19685090

Whats people thoughts for Monday?

>> No.19685093
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>> No.19685095

Give me good safe dividend stocks.

>> No.19685096
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19685096

last chance to sell boys
We can buy in cheaper, she’s gonna blow soon

>> No.19685097
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19685097

>mfw I put in a fuckload of stop losses yesterday morning just in case the market went down again today
Thank you based God

>> No.19685098

>green
Hey what was that bobo has enough

>> No.19685099
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>> No.19685103
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19685103

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

buy the dip, iron grip, gains will ship with time equip

>> No.19685105
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19685105

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.19685107
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19685107

my TSE watchlist is still green, what the fuck you guys whining about

>> No.19685108

>>19685095
JNJ
Literally invincible. Treat like a bond.

>> No.19685114
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19685114

NASDAQ SHITTING THE FUCKING BED
>NASDAQ SHITTING THE FUCKING BED
NASDAQ SHITTING THE FUCKING BED
>NASDAQ SHITTING THE FUCKING BED
NASDAQ SHITTING THE FUCKING BED
>NASDAQ SHITTING THE FUCKING BED

>> No.19685118

>>19685090
We still need to go down another ~10%. Next week is going to continue the trend.

>> No.19685135

>tfw first month of trading
>went from $125 profit to $500 loss and dropping
Many lessons learned.

>> No.19685139
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19685139

What did you do during the most obvious bull trap of the decade? Will you go down in history as smart money or dumb money?

I will proudly tell my kids i shorted the FUCKING SHIT out of the crash

>> No.19685142
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>>19685103

Im 11k€ in Shell , i hope your right but never felt so good about muh dividends coming in 2 weeks with regular paycheck. Should be around 2.500€ in total.. i do 280€ per quarter in dividends combined.
Still not enough to go abroad germany and live a good life finding a wifeu in the states or south america

>> No.19685143
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>> No.19685144

i'm longing GRPN because people can never get enough spa discounts

>> No.19685147

3k will hold for sure. No doubt about it.

>> No.19685151

>>19685064
Its Ford with 800k owners. It had a following of 300k people before March crash though.

>> No.19685153
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19685153

3k party hats frens

>> No.19685157
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19685157

HERE COMES THE SECOND LEG

>> No.19685161

we looked at the data and we did the math, and spx 3000 is bedrock. you can't go through it, there's nothing below it, the world is built on spx 3000

>> No.19685162
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>>19685147

>> No.19685164
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19685164

I don’t feel so good

>> No.19685165
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19685165

>>19684986
SPXS

>> No.19685166
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19685166

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19685173
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>>19685147
IT DIDN'T HOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685175
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>>19685157
Ha ha, I sold the top.

>> No.19685176
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>>19685161
hmmm

>> No.19685178

Bobo bros, monday will open red right?

>> No.19685180

WERE RED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19685181
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19685181

aaaaand we're read

>> No.19685185
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19685185

Price Target: 0

>> No.19685187
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19685187

TFW you bought the dip

>> No.19685188

hory shiet, it's all red

>> No.19685190
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19685190

>$300 breached


HOLY FUCKING SHIIIITTT ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER SERIOUSLY THIS IS FUCKING STRAIGHT TO 290 NONSTOP NOW

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685192

oh no

>> No.19685193

>SPY below 300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685194

>>19685161
280 is bedrock. 300 was a meme level that it took AH jews to break through in May

>> No.19685195
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300 breached. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.19685197
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19685197

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

>> No.19685199
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19685199

CNBC pundit:
>The declines actually make me feel better about the market

L M A O

>> No.19685200

I WENT TO TAKE A SHIT AND THE MARKET DUMPED WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685205
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19685205

Just need the russell to capitulate a liiiittle more.

>> No.19685209

Stocks for rope and cyanide pills?

>> No.19685208

DOW JONES +20
>DOW JONES +20
DOW JONES +20
>DOW JONES +20
DOW JONES +20
>DOW JONES +20
DOW JONES +20
>DOW JONES +20
DOW JONES +20
>DOW JONES +20

>> No.19685210
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>> No.19685214
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>>19685199
Also on CNBC
>Maybe we did get ahead of ourselves

>> No.19685215

>Market now red
>Somehow still at +4% for the day

10 stocks I own, not a single one red. Not that Im complaining, its just..odd

>> No.19685218
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19685218

Triple bottom, but looks like the bears might break through :(

>> No.19685223
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19685223

Honest question to anyone continuously shitting on stuff like IVR, SSL and AMPY: what makes you think you're smarter than the institutional investors? Do you have some information they don't have or are you just being a contrarian on 4chan? They've been buying up armloads of these companies over the last couple months and I'm almost 100% confident they aren't doing it to lose money

>> No.19685229

hesitated a bit but went all in on SQQQ after it initially dipped this morning. feelin’ good.

>> No.19685230
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19685230

NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
>NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
>NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
>NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
>NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%
>NASDAQ DOWN OVER 1%

>> No.19685232

>HTZ looking to sell 1B in shares
okay what the fuck

>> No.19685233

>>19685208
And we're red

>> No.19685234
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19685234

THE STATE OF BULLS OH MY GOD

>> No.19685237

>>19685200
YOU STUPID FUCKER PUT IT BACK IN SAVE THE MARKET DO IT

>> No.19685239
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19685239

>welcome to the worlds largest bull trap
KEK

>> No.19685240

It's over. 2nd crash is incoming by the end of the month. My only regret is not holding onto my puts for longer because I got out during the bull trap.

>> No.19685242
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19685242

*AHEM*

VIX CHADS,

We made it.

>> No.19685244
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>>19685218
>might

>> No.19685245

>>19685199
I have to admit it's kind of strange seeing these guys root for the market to fail, really makes ya think

>> No.19685246

>>19685135
what? the lesson to put in a fucking stop loss if you're well into green?

once green never red. +20% profit instead of +25% profit is still profit, though I usually set my stop losses at -6% just to try and avoid the fluctuations (if it goes beyond -6% then it's clearly ok to bail out as you must have learned by now)
obviously for speculating shit you should just write it off as a loss entirely since it goes up and down 10% on a daily basis.

>> No.19685247
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Dividend positions I'm holding. (buy and never ever let go)
DOW 300
TXN 50
CSCO 150
VZ 150
RTX 20
T 425
I'm eyeing OKE to buy into after this dip and will put it as part of my holds for dividends.

Things I'm watching to buy during/after this dip that i've made money on from previous dip to last night and I'm trying to get in cheaper off their own backs.
GLOP
CHEF
(looking for coming dip recommends BTW)

Something I'm holding just because..
LCI

Something I had that I might drop forever
KOS

How does it look? Am I going to make it? Am I retarded?

>> No.19685248
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19685248

Uncle Warren's going to get the last laugh

>> No.19685250
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19685250

!!!!HAPPENING BUSINESSES TURNING ON BLM!!!!!!

>> No.19685255
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19685255

WERE GOING DOWN DOWN

>> No.19685266
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19685266

lets find that bottom lads

>> No.19685269
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>>19685205
New high on the vix and we'll be all set.

>> No.19685280

Kek, I drive a 2014 Corolla. 64,000 miles. Had it since 2018. My weekly mileage is normally 100 roughly. Since our virus friend arrived it's been reduced a lot. Normally I'd blow 45 a month on gas. Now? uh just 98 this year total.

>> No.19685281
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19685281

COME HERE BULLKEKS

>> No.19685282

>>19685242
i hope that guy who was holding tvix all this time is actually making money

>> No.19685284
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19685284

>BRRRRRR
>BUY THE DIP
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
>JEROME
>NOTHINGBURGER

>> No.19685286
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19685286

Oh no bulls, your big green day appears to have disappeared! Where oh where could it have gone I wonder?

>> No.19685287
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19685287

Buying cheapies since early morning. Monday will be green

>> No.19685290

>>19684986
TVIX chad I hope you didn't sell, you're gonna make it

>> No.19685291
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19685291

>V-SHAPED RECOVERY!
>PRICED IN!
>WE HIT THE BOTTOM!

>> No.19685292
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19685292

oh. this is what you guys meant. LOL
>just the tip

>> No.19685293

>>19685232
Why would you hold bags when retail can instead?

>> No.19685295

HOLD ME WE’RE RED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19685301
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19685301

I am financially vindicated.

>> No.19685304

Have anyone cashed out on some of your covid gains? Think making money only to make more money is potentially a mental pitfall. Might buy a guitar.

>> No.19685306
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19685306

REPENT YOUR BULLWAYS AND BUY PUTS

>> No.19685307

uh oh haha
oopsie

>> No.19685310

FUCK YOU BOBO

>> No.19685311
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19685311

My god it's still going lol

>> No.19685314

what's happening

>> No.19685320

>>19685250
Kek

>> No.19685325

>>19685200
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUT IT BACK IN YOUR POOPER NOW YOU FUCKER JEROME HELP ME

>> No.19685326

>5% gain today
That's all folks. See you Monday.

>> No.19685327

>>19685286
Spy just touched 298 it’s over for bullfags

>> No.19685328
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>>19685295
lmao, this would be funny if you weren't a retarded bull...

anyways

>> No.19685329

>>19685055
Tvix yeah?

>> No.19685330

Living with my parents this year and have fuck loads of expendable income where the fuck do I put my money in this clown economy. Is cash in my mattress and precious metal the unironic move here?

>> No.19685332

>>19685246
I made a couple of profitable trades and got cocky. Chasing trends when I shouldn't, abandoning my initial plans and having many FOMOs.

>> No.19685336

>>19685314
market was insanely overbought, for one

>> No.19685339

what will monday look like? dump even more than today? crab?

>> No.19685338
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>>19685314

>> No.19685341
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>>19685291
it was cunny shaped since the beginning

>> No.19685343

I fucking told you. However now that the whole board is starting to go bearish I might think about going long. Not time to pull the trigger yet but it'll come.

>> No.19685345
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>>19685269
Alexa, play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMfP6qUSBo

>> No.19685346

This has to be the bottom right? Why would it go lower than it is right here?

>> No.19685356

>>19685248
kek, robinzoomers get the rope

>> No.19685357

GUYS GUYS ITS THE OSTRICH IN A HOLE PATTERN
-7% IN AN HOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685358

RECOVER YOU FUCKING NIGGER LET ME FINISH +$100 ON THE DAY

>> No.19685359
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19685359

>NOTHINGBURGER

>> No.19685360
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19685360

>>19685314
REALITY

>> No.19685362

>>19684986
Jews did this

>> No.19685369

>>19685346
All the robinhood kiddies panicking and mass selling

>> No.19685370
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19685370

>dollar rising
>equities falling
>tfw all cash
yeah, I'm thinking deflation chads are back baby

>> No.19685374
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>>19684864
Every bull made money if they bought the bottom in March 23 and sold last Monday. It's gonna drop probably another 1000 points next week, making 24200 the bottom. So it's your 2nd chance if you missed out on the first rally, since 24200 is like last month's prices. Some retards think we're running a casino here but it's always the long-term investments such as oil that wins in the long run.

>> No.19685375

>>19685330
Unironically, guns.

>> No.19685379

SPXS, SQQQ, or TVIX?

>> No.19685383

>>19685314
Algies dumping huge bloody shits all over retarded permabull robinhood retards.

>> No.19685385
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19685385

buy stonks and HODL

>> No.19685387
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>>19685362

>> No.19685388

How many of you actual took the risk to financially ruin yourself and bought today?

>> No.19685389
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>>19685360
Bear markets are very bullish as long as you sell tops and buy dips.

>> No.19685390
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>>19684986

PAPA JEROME DO SOMETHING

>> No.19685403
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19685403

>>19684986
>he bought the dip

>> No.19685406

What did I miss
We opened like 2.5% up wtf

>> No.19685410

>>19685314
Just market correction until next week. Nothing to worry about.

>> No.19685414
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19685414

Love you BoBros

>> No.19685415

>>19685379
Pray Monday is green and buy then. Buying TVIX when it's on a moon mission is suicide.

>> No.19685416

>>19685379
tvix will give you more gains but you have to time it really good

>> No.19685417
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19685417

We're gonna go back up!

>> No.19685418
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19685418

>they bought the dip

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19685420

Y

>> No.19685423

I am somehow going further into the green right now. Don't know how or why, but I'll take it

>> No.19685425

damn it jerome do your fucking job

>> No.19685427
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19685427

I can't believe you stupid fucking faggots fell for the most obvious exit pump in the history of the stock market

>> No.19685429
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19685429

I am financially ruined

>> No.19685431

>>19685187
Are you from the future?

>> No.19685433
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19685433

>it'll never dip below 3000 again
>/smg/ 2 weeks ago
remember to think independently guys

>> No.19685435
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19685435

>>19685406
we happened

>> No.19685439

>>19685374

lmao if you don't think we're taking out the march lows. the rally since March was a bull trap

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>>19685388
I did, not too bad.

>> No.19685446

some of you guys are good
learn your fucking indicators before you buy in, and make sure what you're buying in is actually good. There's no point buying into oversold stocks if the company doesn't have a future in the first place

>> No.19685453

>>19685439
We won't go below March lows. Ever.

>> No.19685457

Remember earlier this week when I told you faggots the market was wrong but it would figure out it's mistake and correct itself? You guys all called me a faggot and told me I was retarded, but the market was wrong, and now it's correcting it's mistake.

>> No.19685458

>>19685406
Bull trap should of sold at open

>> No.19685459
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19685459

cunny shaped recovery requires march bottoms to be retested

>> No.19685462
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19685462

Thought you knew more than warren buffet? lmao

old ketchup man is laughing

>> No.19685465

>>19684986
the bull euphoria started around 2700 we are at least gonna touch 2800 next week I'm sure

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>>19685037
Made off with a cool profit today but I chickend out and cut my losses in fear that the fed will say something while I'm at the beach in an hour with no service to sell.

>> No.19685478

WE WERE GREEN NOW WE’RE GOING RED AGAIN OH NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685479
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19685479

OH GOD NO IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN

>> No.19685481

Spy is below 300 it's just free fall from now on

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19685482

My broker is not answering the phone right now, I’m scared /biz/. She usually picks up, this might be the big one

>> No.19685486

>>19685457
kek, the broken clock is gloating now

>> No.19685492

>>19685446
HD will go back up always. Only store to be open besides Walmart during this game fake pandemic.

>> No.19685495
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19685495

why didn't you listen to Johnathan?

>> No.19685496

post cunny for green days throughout the week

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19685500

>>19685080
I should've sold as well. I was actually up 10% YTD.

>> No.19685501
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19685501

>HE FELL FOR THE BULL TRAP

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19685502

>>19685457
Ur still a retarded faggot baggie, and thats why i love you

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19685503

>>19685427
mfw when I saw this coming and sold while still green

>> No.19685506

Currently following an exact downward channel.

>> No.19685507

>>19685341
Right now - 2020
I-shaped recovery
Everything recovers to zero

>> No.19685511
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19685511

Did we get too cocky, bvllbros?

>> No.19685516
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19685516

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685517

I wonder how many brrr machines are being turned on to stem the selling.

>> No.19685519

My shit is going to hell but I dont care. Time to delete my app and come back in a few years. Airliners, defense and oil will all be back to where they were someday. IDC how long I have to wait

>> No.19685521

>>19684986
CRASH THAT WAS PROMISED IS COMING!

RAISED AMIDST BRR AND MANIPULATION!

>> No.19685527
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>>19685503
now it's time to buy

>> No.19685529
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19685529

>>19685479
>>19685503
>>19685511
>>19685516
IMA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>19685453
We going to sub 10k, before we bounce back.

>> No.19685533

>>19685482
Is this a stupid larp? Why would you need to talk to a broker they don't know shit.

>> No.19685534
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19685534

pick a side

>> No.19685537

Watching 3 minutes candles is fun.

>> No.19685541

>>19685433
Small number mean less or more risk aversion?

>> No.19685542

>>19684986
OOOOOH GOD IM GONNA AUGHHHH
YES AHHHH YES AUGHHH

>> No.19685544
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19685544

if you're not stupid you're

> selling futures at market end
> buying calls at market end
> buying SSL, GUSH, BORR for monday bull run
> take profits to invest as much as possible into royalty pharma ipo
> buying and holding MSGS for a year

>> No.19685548

Channel breakout

>> No.19685549
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19685549

>>19685511
no

it's only the dip and we should buy

>> No.19685557

>>19684986
BELOW


THREE


THOUSAND

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19685556

>anons didn't sell last week or on monday
We weren't gonna break ath with the economy in shambles. There was obviously going to be pullback. I even told you so. t. guy that sold on monday

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>>19685474
I don't think today is the second big TVIX wave. That wave is coming but not today.

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19685568

SOMEONE GET ACKMAN ON AIR NOW

>> No.19685571

3000 is diamond support

>> No.19685572

>>19685544
enjoy your ban

>> No.19685576

>>19685492
bruh, look into the canadian side of things if you are legit into commercial real estate
pro-tip: look at our government subsidies/loans and compare it to US.
It's the reason why people are much more optimistic about Canadian Tire compared to HD

just too bad none of our shit are oversold (yet?).

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19685581

>>19685544
all that is stupid
im not stupid
im cash

>> No.19685580

>>19685548
DENIED!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA MUMU

>> No.19685584

>>19684986
>sell off at lunch time
classics never go old bobo good job

>> No.19685585

>>19685544
>buying calls at market end
incredibly based

>> No.19685590

Sunday night futures open -5%, screencap this.

>> No.19685598

the incoming EOD pump will leave bears in tears

>> No.19685600

>>19685572
>no anime cutie
He certainly does.

>> No.19685601

Hope you had fun bears, back to 310 we go

>> No.19685602

>>19685580
It's actually becoming a bit bullish. Please no.

>> No.19685608

>>19685571
Yep, I am think we are about to be green monday

>> No.19685610
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19685610

>whales are accumulating

>> No.19685614

>>19685590
Wrong

>> No.19685621

>>19685568
If Ackman gets back on that would be unironically bullish. His doom and gloom marked the bottom

>> No.19685630
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19685630

cmon....DROP FASTER

>> No.19685633

>>19685614
Nah it's correct

>> No.19685635
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19685635

>>19685474
hmmm cant tell if this is based or red pilled or... dare i say... both based AND red pilled?

>> No.19685640

GUYS URGENT MESSAGE
WE ARE STILL GREEN WE ARE STILL GREEN
DONT BE DEMORALIZED BY BOBO WE ARE STILL GREEN

>> No.19685641
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19685641

HEEEEERE WE GO AGAIN BOYS

>> No.19685644
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19685644

>He doesn't know

>> No.19685649

why arent airlines and cruiselines dipping i want to buy moar when i finish riding tvix. plz explain.

>> No.19685651

>>19685385
>I'm worth as much as the Coke Autist.
That can't be adjusted for inflation, is it?

>> No.19685652

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19685659

I'm so fucking tired of bmy.

>> No.19685662

>>19685630
5 minute bull market just ended.

>> No.19685665
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19685665

Cashgang wins again

>> No.19685675

Dead cat bounce saved me with only a 5% loss. Unfortunately i fucked up and am out until Tuesday.

>> No.19685677

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19685682
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19685682

$2k of this is a loan

I am financially ruined

>> No.19685685
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19685685

I’m still up $150 today.

>> No.19685687

STOP FALLING FOR FUD WE ARE STILL GREEN GUYS

>> No.19685688

get fucked bullbros!

>> No.19685689

time to buy KO?

>> No.19685692

Someone please answer?

>>19685680
>>19685680
>>19685680
>>19685680
>>19685680
>>19685680

>> No.19685693
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19685693

lol is that it? Crash harder so I can buy more

>> No.19685698
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19685698

Oh fug

>> No.19685700

>>19685682
Why in gods name would you take a loan to gamble

>> No.19685705
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19685705

I’m a poorfag rn but in august I’ll be receiving over 100k as inheritance. Will it still be as easy to make money as it’s right now? Or will clown world go back to normal? I see you guys making bank everytime you post portfolios lol

>> No.19685710
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19685710

Man there's some fight going on at 300

>> No.19685712

>>19685649
There are still zoomers in line throwing all their money at them on robinhood

>> No.19685715

is this actually the fear part of the graph? it looks eerily the same.

>> No.19685716

>>19685692
Yes buy you retard zoomie

>> No.19685717

>>19685689
The time to buy KO is all the time

>> No.19685720

How far is the bottom with no holds weekend?

>> No.19685722
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I think there's a subtle message on my can of beer...

>> No.19685723
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19685723

trips decides the amount of loan I'll take for a yolo trade

>> No.19685727

BEARS BTFO WE GREEN BOYS TO THE MOON

>> No.19685730

>>19685700
I was confident about my strategy and then proceeded to ignore it

>> No.19685733

Real channel breakout this time NONONONONO BOBOS HOLD ME

>> No.19685737
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19685737

All my stocks are still green across the board

>> No.19685740

>>19685564
why does he have two penises?

>> No.19685744
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>>19685705
hairy milkers and a shit tattoo

>> No.19685746
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19685746

It's up again boys.

This is way more exciting than it fucking should. I've been sitting on my cubicle since 7.30 and have not done shit since 10

>> No.19685748

>>19685705
buy oil, msgs, airlines and sit on them for 6 mos

>> No.19685751

>>19685705
the rule is simple: buy low sell high.

>> No.19685756

>>19685727
Are you blind spy never touched 308 since this morning

>> No.19685757

>>19685710
I'm really really tempted to go in on $300 calls expiring today. This looks like it has late rally written all over it.

>> No.19685759

>>19685710
Yeah, it looks pretty ugly.

>> No.19685760

>>19685693
I want to buy more STOR and get into PLAY but I don’t have a substantial amount to throw at them right now

>> No.19685771

THE BOTTOM IS IN WE WILL NEVER EVER SEE 3000 AGAIN

>> No.19685772
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19685772

>>19685723
100k

>> No.19685778

I see a reversed HnS OOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO

>> No.19685779

>>19685541
less

>> No.19685782

>>19684986
Why is tech sucking so hard right now

>> No.19685785

Coronavirus might actually start to matter again if the infection rate keeps rising and the protesters all get sick and fill the hospitals. Lets see how much PPT can keep the market afloat because I think a lot of market optimism is gone now.

>> No.19685790

BEARS BTFO
>BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
>BEARS BTFO

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>>19685759
>>19685757
could be stops just 300 under being triggered, if they get tested and exhausted it could rally

volume was high so theres a lot going on

>> No.19685798

>>19685778
its a dead cat bounce on the 4h anon

>> No.19685801

>>19685723
20k

>> No.19685806

>>19685782
overbought, people just put all their money in FAGMAN as stay at home plays

>> No.19685810

>>19685785
It might matter if they force the economy closed again. Protip in the US that wont ever happen again, fool me once

>> No.19685812

>>19684985
Does the put pay out in full when they get delisted?

>> No.19685813
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19685813

>mutated strain of corona found in florida, origins brazil

>> No.19685814

>>19685772
>>19685723
:( I really tried

>> No.19685815

>>19685723
200k

>> No.19685821

>>19685798
I don't like the 4h, especially on a Friday. I do 1m, 15m and 1h instead. Even then, I find 15m to be the most informative in the next 4 hours.

>> No.19685823

>>19685737
Do you just buy literally anything mentioned here?

>> No.19685826

GUYS GUYS I CAN FEEL THE RALLY
30K DOW HERE WE GOOOO

>> No.19685828

>>19685723
One dollar bob

>> No.19685830

>>19685813
cooming rn. Hopefully means it's a strain good at spreading in the heat.

>> No.19685831

>>19685723
42k

>> No.19685835

>>19685813
Sopa de macaco, isn't it?

>> No.19685837

>>19685723
$20.00

>> No.19685842

>>19685723
literally tree fiddy (grand)

>> No.19685848

>>19685723
1,488.69

>> No.19685853

>>19685785
Sweden's economy actually grew 2% even though they had the highest COVID deaths per capita. China flu disproportionately killing the elderly and blacks is bullish in the sense both those groups don't really contribute to the work force.

>> No.19685854

>>19685790
The bogs just called me and said they're pumping it so that we don't hit the breaker too soon.

>> No.19685855

hey guys, what if we all invested in a product, then all went out to buy it at once?

>> No.19685872

>>19685705
It's usually like this. For every successful person here, there are a dozen unsuccessful ones that don't post anything about it. If you have 100k, you shouldn't be fucking around with it. Most of it should go into an index ETF so you can at least return around 7% a year on average. Take maybe 10k, research some stocks and see if you can still be profitable over the next year. No short dated options until you really know what you're doing, if ever.

>> No.19685874

>>19685813
This has nothing to do with it you stupid faggot. Banks were fucked and looking for fast cash. Fucking covid twats.

>> No.19685875

>>19685855
see ya later, insider trader

>> No.19685876

>>19685723
$4.20

>> No.19685877

>>19685855
thats illegal anon

>> No.19685879

>>19685723
0 dont be a retard and get a job

>> No.19685886

>>19685855
>buy $1000 dollars worth of mcdonalds stocks
>spend $20 on hamburgers
>???
>profit
this is an 8 year old's understanding of financial fraud

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19685892

>>19685482
I ironically am studying for my series 7 top off right now. I want to say you're probably fine anyway but if you didn't give her discretionary authority and you already have a good idea on what you're doing why the fuck do you have a broker/dealer?

>> No.19685900

>>19685853
>China flu disproportionately killing the elderly and blacks is bullish
kek.
meanwhile Jerome talking about joggers triggers this whole shitshow.

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19685907

>>19685855

>> No.19685908

>>19685723
Max out

>>19685760
Do it brother. Bulls never die

>> No.19685910

make new thread

>> No.19685911

OH NONONONONO WHYS THE RALLY FAILING
GUYS HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.19685912

>>19685482
>My broker
Oh no, oh no
>She
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.19685913

New thread
>>19685905

>>19685905

>>19685905

>> No.19685922
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Can we get a bobo vs Mumu edit in honor of this battle at 300?

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>>19685855

>> No.19685940

>>19685875
>>19685877
>>19685907
look pussies i'm talking mad dough here so of course there is risk involved so if you aren't down fuck off

>>19685886
exactly, burgers, bitches, and riches.....we do this shit heavy here

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>>19685823
Yeah, except SM and APA, which I've made great money on, especially SM (up 300%). The big losers on that list for me are DOFSQ (bought literally the day before bankruptcy, down 55% on that) and SHRM, which I got at 1.60.

Overall I've taken my 10k investment and turned it into 30k so far. It was 50k on Monday though, so the drop hurt.

>> No.19685966

>>19685853
That was for Q1 only. Q2 numbers will be more interesting.

>> No.19685979

>>19685940
Ok my fellow anonymous, tell me about this scheme. I am not a member of the SEC and I am "down" as you kids say

>> No.19685988

>>19685692
Might be an ok to start averaging, but take your time. Backload your buys

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imagine buying at the top of the cliff rn

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Who else is a wagie saving up for cheapies?

>> No.19686017

>>19686004
me

>> No.19686020

UH OH, WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROSS

>> No.19686028

>>19685979
it's like i said man we buy mcdonalds stock then go buy burgers everyday, then when we are rich we meet some hot girls and kiss them

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>>19685813
>brazil
The prophecy is true

>> No.19686076

>>19685103
based divyposter

>> No.19686110

>>19685727
pump to 302, and then recommence DOMPING EET

>> No.19686130

>>19686028
Kids meal or just a jr whopper

>> No.19686305

>>19685142
>going to North America
Bisch behindert alter??

>> No.19686413

eod pump or dump? id say dump

>> No.19686437

>>19685341
based cunnybro

>> No.19686535

>>19685723
420.69

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>>19685705

Dem udders thoo, would still not bang cuz shitty tattoo probably std

>> No.19686738

>>19685346
> Why would it go lower than it is right here?
Because it never had any business beeing up here in the first place.
Tell me, on what valid fundamentals did it rally up here?

>> No.19687026

>>19685723
The max you can, use your house as collateral.