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Alright bros, I just got 8 thousand dollars in unemployment. What are the basics when it comes to investing? One of my friends invested money into a chain restaurant. Is that a good idea? I want to play this game, and I want to win.
>inb4 new fag
chill i’ve been browsing /mu/ for years, i want to turn my life around, and yes I’m getting a job this december so hold your tounge.

>> No.19676155

>>19676048
Try using google retard now get the FUCK out
Sage

>> No.19676157

>>19676048
someone answer me

>> No.19676511

>>19676048
That's a man

>> No.19676524

start by reading rich dad poor dad unironically

>> No.19676528

>>19676048
someone remind me, did anon ever find the log?

>> No.19676530

Go to the stock market general and read the OP.
Got to the precious metals general and read that too.
Then spend the next couple of weeks on Investopedia and watching YouTube videos about risk management.

Or fuck all of that and put it all on crypto.
BTC, BSV, XMR, ETH, LINK, ETC, RSR, XTZ.

>> No.19676541
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I would do a full swing kick right up her asshole and she probably would get injured and go to the hospital

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>>19676048
put all of your money into oil anon. tomorrow will be a great day.

>> No.19676943

>>19676048
>chain restaurant
you'll make a bit depending on location, but you're still technically a wage slave so whatever
>Investing
BTC,ETH, LINK, BAT
>want to play this game, and I want to win.
go all in on a risky investment then, who cares because you'll probably be poor for the rest of your life otherwise anyway.

>> No.19677123

>>19676528
i spent way too long looking, triangulating her hs to the beach club, to her college. no luck...bitch goes too many places. There's a public beach from the same day/suit iirc but nothing pops out from aerial. realized how long i spent and decided street view was too autistic on a slow ass phone.

>> No.19677786

>>19676048
Buy nano swings. Made a ton off of it

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>>19676541

>> No.19677917

Risk is too high you'll everything. Keep $3000 in a savings account as emergency funds, spend the rest on a hooker like in your pic. Get a job, save 20% of every paycheck and start learning as much as you can. After one year you'll have a couple of thousands that you can now invest smartly.

>> No.19677919

>>19676048
>>19676157
Fuck you neet people don't give you shit for free here, we're not the government

>> No.19677942

>>19676048
stop posting men you FAGGOT I FUCKING HATE THE LOT OF YOU


KYS NIGGER

>> No.19678029

>>19676155
Based and check

>> No.19678176

>>19676048
These guys won't teach you anything. This board is a shithole and these guys are liars. Once in a while someone will post links to learning recources, but biz is mostly just chinks and brown people looking for suckers to rob.

>> No.19678194

>>19676048
WHERE IS THIS LOG?

>> No.19678200

>>19678194
the true log was inside us all along

>> No.19678552

>>19678200
Hot

>> No.19678568

donate it to black lives matters

>> No.19678614

>>19676048
Oh my god this ass was exclusively build for the BBC #blacklivesmatter

>> No.19678654

>>19678614
thank you for protecting our bulls #blacklivesmatter

>> No.19678897

>>19676048
its too early to invest in anything right now. just wait until the second wave corona fear peaks and earnings calls are reported at the end of the month. if everything is on discount by end of july buy a little bit of some vanguard ETF every month. market "collapse" takes a lot longer than people portray it in films/news. nobody knows when the bottom will be so don't even try to time it. just average into it as it collapses and when it starts to pick back up again invest the rest of your money into the etf. newbs shouldn't be actively managing their own portfolios which is why ETFs are the best thing to get into, especially at volatile times like this.

don't bother with restaurants (literally shit tier investement for the next 3 years). if you REALLY want to get into real estate then invest a portion of your money into REITS

look up REITs and ETFs and learn about them before you just do what some random anon tells you to do