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Stocks shouldn't drop 1000 points today. We're now living in a clown world.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bear/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
https://rearz.ca
https://us.abuniverse.com
https://tykables.com
https://bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
>>19663997

>> No.19664937
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>>19664914
First for pirating your gains and thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9mYx5fwSI

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>> No.19664945

how many of these threads do we need faggot?

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19664946

CUNNY SHAPED RECOVERY

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Dow 12000 here we come!

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>spy will bounce off 307
>spy will bounce off 305
>spy will bounce off 303

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19664959

Minneapolis was just the beginning of this clown world. It was a class riot disguised as a race riot. Things are going to get worse.

>> No.19664965

everyone post your gore
i need to feel something

>> No.19664966

You're right OP. They should have dropped 1000 points every day for the past month.

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LISA TAKE MY ENERGY

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Holy FUCK i love this
i'm not even short. but i guess i just love seeing people lose money and suffer and posting AHHHHH
guess i'm fucked up that way

>> No.19664980

>>19664914
why are tesla options so expensive. what broker lets me just short stuff I guess. I was eyeing tesla puts yesterday but they were so expensive even just a little bit out.

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19664981

Disregard bears. Accumulate cheapies.

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>> No.19664986

>>19664959
>It was a class riot
no it wasn't.
it was nogs chimping out followed by whites larping on social media with cardboard signs.
shit will be absolutely forgotten in a week and a half

>> No.19664987

Wow stocks went down after valuations were exceeding 2000-2001 levels? Gee golly what a surprise who could have predicted that. Wait a minute... I have been saying that in smg for the last week or so. Glad I literally sold at top and went all cash. Will buy back in at -20% once valuations are sane again.

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>> No.19664991

https://mobile.twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1271099152706011137

>> No.19665003

>>19664979
iktf. I tend to be bullish too im just in cash rn love watching the baggies lose everything

>> No.19665005

>>19664966
we should already be at 12k dow at least

>> No.19665007

>>19664914
>>Links for bears

>> No.19665016

Why blessed virus are you doing this to me? You were supposed to be my savor to getting a fat green baggie with 20,000 stuffed inside...

>> No.19665019

>>19664979
>lose money
It's not 'lost' until you sell, silly tourist

>> No.19665021

>>19664987
Won't you be pissed when it goes up 1500 tomorrow!

>> No.19665027

if you didn't just smack the ask you've missed the bottom.

>> No.19665028

>>19664986
The whites and blacks should riot together and loot Steve Mnuchin’s house. Bezos too.

>> No.19665032

>buy pets and food because they are "essential"
>get fucked just the same as anyone else

This is bullshit. So much for recession proof stocks.

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J-Pow, where are you?... I'm scared.

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19665042

This thread is for COPING BULLS

For non-retards we are having a victory party over heyar:

>>19664993
>>19664993
>>19664993
>>19664993

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19665044

canadabros, i'm about to lose all my gains.... i don't know how to deal with this....

>> No.19665049

I'm so glad you people are falling off.
teach a fuckin 12 year old to do stock trading.

>> No.19665051

>>19664959
Its was a race riot parading as a class riot my dude.

>> No.19665055

>>19664959
If it was a class riot it wouldn't have been rich whites/jews working with rioting blacks to destroy small businesses.

>> No.19665058

just broke my noporn streak

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>>19664981
I bought more TQQQ

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Blessing upon this daily bread. I have spoke with God and Terry today. I commune with them during these dark times. They have both assured me we will prevail. Stay strong my brothers.

>> No.19665063

>>19665042
I'm a bear, and fuck off faggot

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>>19665027
Are you happy today?
Is your girlfriend dead yet?
fucking psychopath.

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>>19665019

>> No.19665078
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19665078

Ok I will now have a methodology for the /biz/ index. A representative sampling of shitty shilled stocks. A token airline, DUDE WEED, some biomemes, boomer defense, etc. The rules to get OFF the index are to perform better than SPY for 6 days out of any 10. So "dude just buy SPY!" would not have been the better play. When old tickers are removed I will find more garbage to add.
>Recent Additions
>IVR
>GNUS
13 is a good number. Definitely could be larger. In general inversing this index may give you gains.

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19665080

who here /soldthetop/?

>> No.19665083

>>19665021
getting sad on missing out is stupid, your focus should be to not lose

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>>19664914
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19665092

>knock knock
>who's there?
>S&P 500. Is that March 2020?
>Yes
>Could you let me in pls?
>No, I think you're looking for September 1929
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.19665093

>>19664941
Finally realized you're never going to make it?

>>19660624

>> No.19665095

EWZ PUTS BUY THEM NOW THANK ME LATER

>> No.19665096

>>19664914
>19 KB JPG
>Stocks shouldn't drop 1000 points today. We're now living in a clown world.
You’re right, they really should have dropped 15,000

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Hallowed be thy tendies. May all those who glow in dark pass on and never come back to the light.

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>>19665028
>The whites and blacks should riot together
they won't, you color blind retard.
the nogs will turn on the whites at the drop of a hat for gibs.
i wonder what all these white saviors will do when they realize their pet minorities don't actually worship them the way they wish they did

>> No.19665111

I've learned by now, this market won't trick me.
tomorrow will be GREEN

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>>19665080
Yo. Made a bunch of money with AAL and BA, sold everything except a few things last Thursday.

>> No.19665116

>>19665078
any way to keep me updated?

>> No.19665122

>>19665080
Right here, waiting for cheapies. My day to buy is Wednesday of next week. Heed my warning cash chads

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WE GOT TOO COCKY

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>>19665080
I sold the downslide 1 day from the top but I have one question. IS THAT REAL?

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19665131

Do millennials really try to lose money for victimization points?

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19665136

>started trading back in March
>portfolio went from a $350 profit to a $12 loss in under a week
Could be worse I suppose.

>> No.19665137

Why the dump and then crab? Makes no sense. Why not keep dumping or recover some. What are we thinking EOD?

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>>19665111
trips of truth

>> No.19665141

>>19665126
ok, this is epic

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>>19665110
>whites and blacks
>color blind retard
UM, AKSHUALLY...
But in all seriousness, traitors before enemies. The rulers first, the blacks second.

>> No.19665144

hope everyone is doing ok, we are going into rough times ahead.
i didn't think they'd crash the market until September because of elections, but this can only mean one thing.
Some big shit is actually going to go down, and these Riots are going to impact everything.
Also i'm hearing Trump is extending Neetbux, not confirmed yet though.
If you still got investments just HODL, and weather the storm, unless you need the cash.
>>19664979
You're not alone, all of /biz/ is the same way.
I have a friend who's making 130k a year doing the complete opposite of what Crypto faggots are saying.

>> No.19665145

>>19664991
>BREAKING: Steven Mnuchin is now flat-out REFUSING to disclose the businesses receiving $500,000,000,000 in bailout funds, claiming the info is "confidential"

>4.5 MILLION businesses received government funds. Zero transparency.

yikes

>> No.19665147

>>19665116
I am making this index to make bagholder shills fuck off when they try to unload bags here.You have to EARN your way onto it.

>> No.19665156

>>19665097
>based kinuku man toy haver

my uncle used to have a fuck ton of these he left at my grandmas house and playing with them was always my favorite part of going over there

>> No.19665165

>>19665144
We moon september
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORyw6TGLBvk

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>>19665080
THIS IS THE TOP

>> No.19665169

>>19665137
guna crab out the rest of the day, and the week. More dumpe next week

>> No.19665179

buy the dip.. in 4 years at s&p 750.

>> No.19665180
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19665180

Today has just been a long slow bleed downwards

You don't turn this around easily

-4.9% now

>> No.19665181

>>19665144
>Some big shit is actually going to go down, and these Riots are going to impact everything
speculate. I don't know how the riots are doing anything than spreading corona for multiple outbreaks that will tear the states a new one by denting dented revenues while they're floundering to fund pensions.

>> No.19665186

Fuck man, my portfolio is more red than my face when my mother invited me into her bed.

>> No.19665187

Funny, Warren Buffett was right after all, not even a week ago people were laughing at him.

>> No.19665191

>>19665147
what? Yeah ok I just want in on your blacklist m8.
Any way to share your index?

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>>19665027

*bzzzzt*


*bzzzzt*

>> No.19665197

>>19665187
He's still wrong and a faggit, we are literally at last week's prices

>> No.19665200

Take me home
Country roads
to the place
I BELOOOOONG

>> No.19665201

>>19665080
I did. But today like a retard I went all in on hold I'm 3% down that's 550 bucks for me

>> No.19665203

>>19665085
/r9k/

>> No.19665205
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This is uhhhhh....
How are Drumpf and Mnuchin just gonna sit by and let the market tank?
What even is this?

>> No.19665209

SOLD S&P 500 ETF

BOUGHT S&P500 CALLS for 6/16

If we return to Monday's levels I won't have to work a day in my life anymore

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>>19665180
It can easily spring to a faggy -2% or so. I wouldn't be too shocked.
>t. bobro with juicy gains not taken today.
maybe i should.

>> No.19665214

>>19665179
I'd suck a dick for S&P to plummet that much in a year or two. I'm sitting on so much gold and silver, could sell a bit of it, add some cash and I could enter the market at the lowest of lows. 10 years later I'd be ready to retire.

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this picture is so perfect, kek

>> No.19665217

I just want you all to know that “THEY” are slow rolling all you faggots today into panic selling. At 10 minutes to close today watch the last minute surge as they play everyone.

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19665218

even baggie got ahead of this correct, imagine getting outperformed by this retard

>> No.19665223

>>19665201
*All in on Gold

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>>19664981
>7'2" Oni Wife

>> No.19665229

>>19665205
Trump is incompetent and Mnuchin, while competent, doesn't have the power to go back in time.

>> No.19665234

Guys should I just sell all my calls now, I'm down 5.5K and I don't think the market will reverse in time for me to at least break even

>> No.19665236

>>19665136
You're me and I hate it. Just holding now, no more moves until Mid-July.

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19665241

CIRCUIT BREAKERS EOD?
SPY PREDICTIONS EOW?
DID WE JUST ENTER THE REAL CRASH?

>> No.19665242

Is that real?

>> No.19665243

>>19665209
godspeed

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-1,800 by close

cap this

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19665249

This board is so retarded I literally can't tell the shitposts from the real talk. I'm just going to keep buying airlines, cruises, and tech stocks and watch even my worst positions double in 2 years. Good luck with your shills and get rich quick schemes.

>> No.19665250

Anyone picking up the EMAN dip?

>> No.19665251

>>19664937
do you have a link to the pdf anon?
it is only logical to pirate a book about pirating gains

>> No.19665253

>>19665165
Why moon September, they'll crash the market to make Trump look bad, they do it every time a conservative is in office since the 70's.
>>19665181
Fear anon, they're spreading fear into the common person.
When Antifa goes for the suburbs, that's when shit will really hit the fan.

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that crafty African...

>> No.19665256

>>19665191
A free public method might be hard to fine. I might try tonight.

>> No.19665257

>>19665241
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS EOD
THERE ARE NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS EOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19665259

>>19665241
Textbook Bull Trap.
A moment of silence for all these faggots who bought the top. You won't see that number again in 4 years.

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>>19665209

Sorry, cuck. You'll be a wageslave for a while yet.

>> No.19665272

NKLA finished?

>> No.19665274

>tfw you have shorts
>tfw bought back calls on permaholds and sold July ones for 3% of the share's worth

I love it

>> No.19665275

>>19664979
fucking BASED

>> No.19665277

>>19665268
holy based

>> No.19665279

>>19665254
Bullish. It's getting rid of dead weight.

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>>19665209
strike and how many contracts?

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>>19664914

STOP DUMPING SO FAST
MY WAGE IS COMING IN 13 DAYS.
PLS LET IT DUMP UNTIL THEN IDC IF I LOSE ASSET VALUE UNTIL THEN

>> No.19665291

>>19665272
how can you be finished when you didn't start

>> No.19665296

>>19665201
At least you haven't lost anything

>> No.19665297

have the breakers been tripped yet?

>> No.19665298

At least MRNA is up....

>> No.19665301

>>19665085
Your mother

>> No.19665303

Clown world. Fake markets. Just organized selling to buy more. They rigged all the headlines too. I think the treasury sold too.

>> No.19665304

>>19664959
race and class are inseparable retard. stop listening to the based 80 IQers on this board and you wont be surprised in the wrong ways like this

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MAKE IT STOP

>> No.19665323

>>19665272
how is NKLA not tanking right now?

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19665325

ONLY 5%

5 FUCKING PERCENT

CITI DOWN 11%

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19665326

>>19665272
Hope so, it's a clowns shoe of a meme stock

>> No.19665327

I think banks have a little while longer to dump and then Im thinking they are an absolute kino 2-3 year hold

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>>19665253
>When Antifa goes for the suburbs
I'd rather not imagine that. I'm potentially moving to a less cucked state very soon and getting myself a shotgun. I don't think this will be an issue as much as a second outbreak where it actually happens like the UK and Italy because we are forced to work as the state budgets can't afford to not have that income tax revenue and fear of foreclosures on tax revenue generating properties. If it's like california "essential" workers again, where they are forced by law to go work, then there will be a ton of unrest. That's what I'm imagining as the much more likely scenario

>> No.19665332

Is this the dip or will tomorrow be even more red?

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

someone asked me to shill my top divvy stocks, here are my top 12 Core Stonks in alphabetical order:

AAPL ITW JNJ JPM KO LOW MCD MSFT O PG SBUX V

>> No.19665339

>>19665303
yeppppp

>> No.19665340

>>19665332
if people knew the answer to that they'd be billionaires

>> No.19665342

fuck, not sure whether to grab defense or oil stocks or just add onto the red consumer staples.

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>>19665268
Now this is a CHAD portfolio right here boys. This is what making it looks like.

>> No.19665347

>FAGGOT JEROME STARTS KNEELING TO NIGGERS
>MARKET TANKS

>> No.19665348

>>19665256
just use pastebin and keep it updated for people like me who are only on /biz/ like 3 times / week because we're not desperate day traders

>> No.19665349

>>19665325
got a feeling this is how it's going to go down for most businesses

>> No.19665352

>>19665085
/r9k/

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I’m literally in the green right now

>> No.19665359
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>>19665187
I bought $100k of S&P500 at 266. Still feels pretty comfy. Never selling anyway.

>> No.19665360

>>19665332
Sell today dude, cover your losses and try to enter lower. Shit is a falling knife, no support on SPY or DOW

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You think I am scared Bobo? HA
I just bought more faggot, thanks for the dip bro, go ahead now and short the bottom! This is the final shakeout, the big profit take, now we fly from here on out!

>> No.19665364

>>19665325
I want citi to go belly up even if they take the rest of the world with them.

>> No.19665366

>>19665304
>Rich white and Jew antifa trustfunders are the same class as 5th generation black welfare recipients

>> No.19665369

thoughts on TQQQ purchase before market close?

>> No.19665371

>>19665325
should be down 110% lmao they predicted coronovirus would be over in march

>> No.19665372
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19665372

Futures were only down 650. Then the cascade. Love how the big boys on CNBC blame the little guys for buying the dip after March and panic selling now...
Well show them bulls, buy it up.

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mr buffett im sorry i doubted you please stop

>> No.19665374
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19665374

It's hit -5%

>> No.19665376

>>19665180

Meh. Big daily moves don't mean shit. What matters is culmative successive daily, weekly and monthly moves.

Today is speculative noise. If tomorrow is red again by 5%, you have my permission to panic.

>> No.19665377

NOOO NOT 303

>> No.19665385

>>19665359
why don't you sell covered calls while vix is high and premium is spiking to hedge against the dump?
free advice to generate free money because you bull

>> No.19665387
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19665387

which one of you sold?

>> No.19665388

>>19665019
You're right. I've still got my Enron and Lehman Brothers shares. Never selling.

>> No.19665394

>>19664914
You're right.

It should have dropped 10k, down to where it really should be.

>> No.19665396

>>19665234
When do they expire?

>> No.19665397

woah we are gonna see 6% drop on dow looks like

>> No.19665399
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19665399

What are we in for tomorrow friends?
Limit down?

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19665405

I just sold EVERYTHING

market is going to start bouncing back now, your welcome

>> No.19665406

>>19665366
your brain is completely ruined. i said race and class are not separable while responding to the 'is this a race or class riot' question. take some vitamins or kill yourself, ugly

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Why didnt we listen....

>> No.19665410

Watch the drug lords come out tomorrow with announcement of a new vaccine in the works

>> No.19665411
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>>19665361
this will be you in a week tranny.
>>19665373
>>19665374
REPEAT AFTER ME
>FULLY DIVESTED
FULLY DIVESTED
>FULLY DIVESTED
FULLY DIVESTED
>FULLY DIVESTED

>> No.19665425

>>19665388
retard

>> No.19665428
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>>19664914

>> No.19665429

>>19665111
checked and based

>> No.19665435
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19665435

Who else is gathering cash for cheapies during the dip?

>> No.19665436

>>19665325
Probably return 5% into the office. Most people can work from home. My business is doing something similar where they are phasing in people back to the office.

>> No.19665439

Do I sell my stocks now that I still have some profit?

>> No.19665440

>>19665399
Gap up. SPY 310.

>> No.19665442

hrm green or red tomorrow. that is the question.

>> No.19665446

This market is falling faster than Minneapolis property values.

>> No.19665447

Can a circuit breaker actually happen so close to the bell?

>> No.19665448

>>19664956
SPY will bounce off the 200 day MA at 301

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>>19665111
No, red

>> No.19665458

IVR was a mistake, bros...

should I buy more?

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19665461

Should I hold MRO or sell and make a 50% profit?

>> No.19665469
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19665469

USFD - food
VVI - entertainment
AAL - travel
SOLO - oil

>> No.19665470

>>19665461
sell

>> No.19665471

>>19665447
it has to fall 10 points a minute to trigger in time.

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>>19664914
SHORT THE BANKS YOU DINGUS

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19665481

oh no

trust house is empty

but maybe soon, trust house will be full

i will buy one trust ticket

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>>19665080
I bought at the literal top. How do I cope with existing now?

>> No.19665486

>>19665330
Also, I'm not a CA faggot, I'm on a coastal state and moving to a neighboring city just over the border - less than 10 miles away or so. Promise that the wife and I will make neighbors all American confections and vote red (unless it's some faggot RINO). Death to the cities.

>>19665377
>303
It's got a nice sound. I like it more than 808

>> No.19665488

>>19665080
Don't tell me you're dumb enough to trade SPY?
Buy & hold, anon, or you will never experience compound interest.

>> No.19665491

>people start waking up to the fact that the stock market is fake and gay
>shut it down
Lmao

>> No.19665492

ARRRGGHHHH
I JUST KEEP BUYING TO BRING DOWN MY AVERAGE
I CANT STOP

C
A
N
T

S
T
O
P

>> No.19665493

how the fuck is it still dropping consistently.

>> No.19665496

>>19665244
checked....do you think these it's just beginning?

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>> No.19665500

tvix anon isn't here because he's jerking off right now

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>>19665440
Kek. You're funny anon.

>> No.19665509

>>19665493
Because the market went up because of fortnite players you kek

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19665515

big money and professionals finally stepping in
stripping the zoomer "traders" of their money
based AF

>> No.19665518
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19665518

is it over yet?

>> No.19665522

>>19665244
RED OR GREEN TOMORROW ANSWER ME BOBO

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>> No.19665526

>>19664987
Valuations haven't been sane for a decade, it's a useless metric in the post 2008 world

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>>19665492
IT'S AL;L MADE UP NUMBERS ANON IT'S NOT REAL YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR FUTURE SELF

STOP

BUYING

>> No.19665533
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19665533

How are K and GIS?

>> No.19665535

>>19665493
Because of retail call buyers and traders capitulating to fear.

>> No.19665538

OH NOOO FUCK CIRCUIT BREAKK NOOOOOO AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19665539

>>19665470
why?

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19665542

FRIENDLY REMINDER!
MITT has earnings tomorrow before market and their IV is through the roof

>> No.19665547

how come all those people who died from the covid didn't get a funeral, but some nigger dies and they invite 100s of people to have a funeral?

>> No.19665549

>>19665523
IT WAS THE JEWS
REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19665551

>>19665523
The whole world is going to be Japan in the early 2000's, I'm glad I just don't care about anything anymore

>> No.19665552

Who will join me in liquidating my portfolio and giving the cash to niggers. We must take action.

>> No.19665563

how low will KOS and SSL fuck me

>> No.19665566

>>19665143
This anon gets it. FUCK the police, FUCK the owner class. If we still need a race war after that, we'll do it then.

>> No.19665573

>>19665399
Hot,

>> No.19665574

>>19665547
You know (((why)))

>> No.19665576
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19665576

>trip ze breakers before zey buy ze dip

>> No.19665578

>>19665538

It only hits breaker at 7%

>> No.19665581

>>19665493
because stop losses are kicking in

>> No.19665582

After considerable deliberation, we have decided "Fuck you, we're not selling". Monday is payday. Bring your disconted REITs

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19665584

shouldnt circute breaker have hit?

>> No.19665589

>>19665327
dude if you have a 3 year outlook then you have better options than fucking financials that will take precisely that long to barely recover.
you have other sectors you can look into for actual growth

>> No.19665590

>>19665528
BASED

>> No.19665592

Retail call buying was at 20 year highs.

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should i sell or diamond hands /smg/?

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>>19665538
why arent they tripping the breaker?

>> No.19665595

>>19665461
sell>>19665539
jewman sachs say oil will drop sometime soon unless you want to hold onto that shit until some gay pharma company comes out with a vaccines and get those gay liberals back into the office.

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>>19665323

NkLA will be a behemoth.

The slight dip is a chance for mortal plebs to take advantage of power like none seen before.

>> No.19665599

>>19665253
Does ANTIFA ever move into rural areas? I'm pretty cozy on the farm rn and I'd rather just keep it that way

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>>19664914
>We're now living in a clown world.
We've been in clown world since march my boy

>> No.19665602

>>19665584
nah, regular hours hit at 7
limit down for futures is 5

>> No.19665606

>>19665578
ITS 6% AND RISING MAN FUUUUCKKKKK

>> No.19665607
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19665607

Help me!

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>>19665594
What happens when the circuit breaks?

>> No.19665611
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19665611

buy high, sell low

>> No.19665612

>>19665563
Better sell before after hours happens

>> No.19665614

>>19665593
I would sell.

>> No.19665615

>>19665584
first is at 7% retard
we're only at 5.25 right now

>> No.19665616

>>19665593
profit is profit dude and I've only ever lost money on TSLA puts

>> No.19665617

>>19665492
YEAH WHAT IS THIS VOODOO?? WHO'S FORCING ME TO KEEP BUYING ??!??!??!?

>> No.19665625

>>19665593

Return?

>> No.19665628

>>19665576
kek

>> No.19665634

>>19665563
nigga just sell them dont hold onto them forever. >>19665606
6% fuck me im glad i sold my shit first thing in the morning.

>> No.19665635

is SPY the go to long hold our are there other vanguard ones that perform better?

>> No.19665638

>>19665609
An ninja comes to your house and kills you if youre holding onto any bags

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19665641

Make sure you boys sell anything green during the false correction tomorrow and then hold on tight for the real crash.

>> No.19665645

>>19665486
>RINO
they all are

>> No.19665649

>>19665635
MTUM

>> No.19665650
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>>19665485

Get those Dividends, lean back and enjoy the wojak show here while not caring at all for prices.

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19665651

>deposit 1,000 on Monday
>today
Lmao
Somebody please kill me

>> No.19665655

SQQQ is mooning boys!

>> No.19665656

>>19665509
>>19665535
>robinhood doesn't have enough money to move things
>dumping because of robinhood users
Can you guys pick a side?

>> No.19665657

EOD plays, If I don't make it out of this hole I'm legit going to kill myself

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>>19665609
Trading stops for 15mins.

>> No.19665662

>>19665574
because most of the people going to floyds funeral are joggers or jogger lovers and they want them to catch the covid to skew the infection rate demographics even further so they can further their radical communist revolutionary agendas?

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>>19665596
how the fuck is nkla without even one car on the road and 0 earnings have a higher stock price and a higher market cap than the likes of ford, gm, etc.

>> No.19665670

Made a comfy 400 bucks on SQQQ today but I sold it.

>> No.19665671

never fight the fed (until 90 days have passed)

>> No.19665677

>>19665486
Stay safe anon, protect your family, we might be approaching walking dead levels.
I'm in NY so i'm pretty much fucked if they come to the suburbs.

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>>19665607
just hold lmao, how are losses even real nigga?

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>>19665461
>MRO
Sell.

>> No.19665680

>>19665522
blood red.

>> No.19665681

>>19665655
What did you expect?

>> No.19665686

>>19665658
it's not going to happen.

>> No.19665688

>>19665593
I wouldn't recommend keeping anything overnight.
You could add a 5% trailing if you're feeling lucky.

>> No.19665696

is anyone buying anything from this dip? What are you guys looking for that looks cheap now?

>> No.19665698

>>19665651
>he bought the peak
I did too

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>>19665658
But what does it mean?

>> No.19665704
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19665704

Why is media saying we’re crashing because covid cases are “spiking”? Where is the spike? Do they think we are retarded?

>> No.19665707

>>19665686
Really? It's damn close to happening bro.

>> No.19665709

>>19665651
>>19665698
same, 3000 down from 10k

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I am so glad I didn't FOMO into IVR earlier. Bought the dip now at comfy 4.40, time to hold that baby until big returns.

>> No.19665713

>>19665662
That and those same people know they can make more money off of virtue signalling to niggers even though they don't give a shit about anything other than thieving all money and hopes for future happiness from ebery western country

>> No.19665714

Bobos keep eyes on VALE, an iron ore producer centered mostly in Brazil.

Brazilian rona daily new cases are nearly at US peak with no signs of slowing down. Their health ministry tried to stop publishing the numbers on Saturday because it's that bad. There is going to be chaos in Brazil so it might be good to look at some companies who are there. Maybe open up some strangles? Conflict can be very profitable or very taxing.

>> No.19665717

fugg I sold my SQQQ bag too early

>> No.19665724

>>19665369
Do you like losing money?

>> No.19665728

Almost cheapie time boy-os hope you got some cash handy

>> No.19665729
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19665729

Some of you were bitching about waiting for another opportunity to buy in and crying about missing out. Well, here you go. If you miss out again then don't bitch about it here.

>> No.19665730

Stop it, my ursine cock can only get so hard

>> No.19665732

no breakers. just go all the way down in the last 30min

>> No.19665734

>>19665385
Honestly because I'm noob. I just had some spare cash and this felt like a good opportunity to buy and hold. I won't be selling in the next 5-7 years.

>> No.19665738

>>19665704
It's spiking in the south, where things reopened earlier. But yeah, that's a bullshit excuse, the truth is it's going to the trash because jerome said he'd use the money on people who may be referred to with words that beginning with the letter N instead of the economy.

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19665744

My broker is white. How do I find a black one?

>> No.19665746

>>19665729
this isnt even close to the bottom

>> No.19665747

>>19665724
It's the /biz/ way

>> No.19665749

>>19665447
No. In the last half hour or something the first two circuit breakers do NOT apply. Only the final 20% one still applies

>> No.19665750

>>19665678
This was me just a week ago. Anyway, yeah. I'm just going to hold, it will go back up, it is trending up.

I was actually making 2k before it dropped. I should have sold at 1.7k.

>> No.19665751

>>19665704
boomers and doomers will gobble that and amplify those kind of headlines

>> No.19665758

>>19665704

The Joe Biden 2020 riots petered out and larpers playing in their safe space playpen in Seattle might not be enough to keep the momentum going until election so they're revving up the fryers again

>> No.19665761

>>19665704
Riots are dying down so now they need a new way to stoke fear. They gotta keep this doom and destruction ball rolling until election day. For 4 years they threw everything they could at Trump and nothing stuck, so now they're destroying the country.

>> No.19665763

>>19665656
This rally has literally been all retail, institutional investors were sitting it out.

>> No.19665764

>>19665744

You won’t. Maybe look for a drug broker instead. But the pushers are normally white too.

>> No.19665766

>>19665704
Dumb retard states like TX FL and AZ are spiking, but I bet it's worse in all the states rioting because no testing

and I'm not a die hard bull or bear that's just my opinion, I;m pissed off as fuck right now

>> No.19665769

tvix at 50% holy christ

>> No.19665770

>>19665729
They're gonna bitch anyway

>> No.19665771

>>19665746
lmao this is what you faggots have been saying for months. You can't time the market numb nuts.

>> No.19665772

JEROME DO SOMETHIGN

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>>19665750
fogot

>> No.19665776

>>19665761
>CHAZ

>> No.19665777

>>19665566
I don't know how people don't get this really basic concept.

>>19665645
yeah, kinda sucks.

>>19665677
Thanks, same to you. I think you'll be fine, unless you're right outside of the city or unarmed in bumbfuck, which would probably be just as fucked as you were before. Make sure to enjoy the lakes if you can take time this summer. What a horrible situation for the 99% of beautiful NY.

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19665778

>>19664914
TVIX CHADS

>> No.19665783

>>19664914
The stock market was in denial about coronavirus for almost 6 weeks before it crashed

>> No.19665787

>my portfolio down 8% today
how fares your empires

>> No.19665788

>>19665747
I sold TSLA and AAPL puts yesterday at about 2 pm.

Chart had all 9's, I was confident in them, bought Wednesday morning, got fucked all day and had pussy hands.

I'd be up 350% if I held.

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19665790

>>19665729
They wont, pussies don't have the balls to actually make money.

>> No.19665796

>>19665732
Incorrect, it goes all the way down in after hours and then people can just watch and cry about it here

>> No.19665799

>>19665704
Too early to tell from the data but I the public perception is pretty much that we will spike. I wouldn't doubt it either.

>> No.19665803

>>19665108
haha someone saved my shitty mspaint work

>> No.19665808

im selling everything, donating my cash to a charity and killing myself, bye

>> No.19665809

>>19665770
bitches gonna bitch

>> No.19665813

Those of you who choose to ride your positions into after hours are going to get the rug pulled out from under you

>> No.19665815

They are desperately trying to keep the chad 2000 from dropping 7%

>> No.19665818

New
>>19665806

>>19665806

>>19665806

>> No.19665821

>>19665704
its 95% just profit taking because of shit fundamentals + overvaluation, people are pushing their pet theories as usual

>> No.19665823

>>19665729
Is it true that Persona 4 is coming to PC?

>> No.19665826

>>19665771
see
my
previous
post
>>19665411
cunt

>> No.19665829
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19665829

>mfw
>bought boeing when it was 100
>sold when it spiked 180
>bought back 130
>sold when 200
>jelly I didn't keep it for monday
>look at stocks today
>mfw 1500 USD gains from boeing

>> No.19665830

EOD SALE CONFIMRED

>> No.19665843

I want the US economy to collapse because it is grossly overvalued and I'm tired of US corporate shills getting away with literal crimes on a daily basis, and their sycophant bootlickers who excuse them for a mere pittance of crumbs.

>> No.19665846

NOOOOO

>> No.19665847
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19665847

>tfw $40k for cheapies

I'M RICH BIIIIITCH

>> No.19665850

>>19665330
>getting myself a shotgun
I'm not going to get into this but TLDR you want an AR-15

>> No.19665851

i need the mother of EOD pumps
jerome save me

>> No.19665858

>>19665658
unless it's in the last 30 minutes of the day

>> No.19665868

>>19665823
Yes, people have found steam store assets

>> No.19665881
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The lawd done BLESSED this nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R1UcBXgJUw

>> No.19665892

>>19665528
if thats true
then my account is not real
nor are the funds
and i am dreaming
and my actions are literally me
buying and hodling
living the dream

checkmate

>> No.19665897

>>19665614
>>19665616
>>19665625
>>19665688
done at 5 a share

150%

>> No.19665915

BA is shitting the bed

>> No.19665917
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19665917

Still above 300. We're good for power hour, lads!

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19665927

TUMBELING DOWN
TUMBELING DOWN
TUMBELING DOWN

>> No.19665929

>>19665729
>here you go
25% off march lows piss off

>> No.19665932

>>19665850
Note taken. I'm untrained with firearms, so i figured it'd be the best buy for a somewhat tight living situation in a suburb with limited time. AR-15 or similar kind of rifle with easy to replace parts would be the next on the list.
Thoughts on buying SWBI or RGR? wait until EOD tomorrow?

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>>19665704
If you read about the "spikes" it's actually just
1) more people are testing positive, but with little to no symptoms; and
2) more people are being "hospitalized" because hospitals have opened for elective surgeries/etc. and people are required to get tested for COVID-19 when they're in there.

So basically you break your foot/get a nose surgery, get auto-tested while you're there, test positive - now all of a sudden you're marked down as "hospitalized for COVID-19" and get put in the data as a COVID-19 hospitalization. No symptoms? Doesn't matter. Hospital gets more money.

Combination of those 2 + more people out and about/nigger riots means "spike" in cases in some States. Once again,

it's a FUCKING nothing burger.

>> No.19665953

>>19665787
My story is your story, a half percentage behind. I'm no stranger to red days, tankers have made me strong.

YA-HARR, HODL. HOOOOOODDDDLLLLLL

>> No.19665972

>>19665818
Use the old ones first newfag

>>19664993
>>19664993
>>19664993

>> No.19665977

>>19665915
It's still not down under $130.
Like seriously?

>> No.19666019

Real new thread WITH CORRECT OP here

>>19665806
>>19665806
>>19665806

Real new thread WITH CORRECT OP here

>>19665806
>>19665806
>>19665806

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>>19665609
>what happens when the circuit breaker kicks in?
>That's when it gets real
>Powell breaks emergency glass and pulls giant lever. Loses both hands due to high lever temperature.
>power goes out at NYSE
>NYSE goes quiet for a minute
>loud metal grinding sounds
>Sparks everywhere
>traders hold each other whimper, pray and cry...they know the end is here.
>"-7%....did we realy do -7%?
>some take the safest way out and jump out the window onto incoming BLM riot to be mauled by pack of wild niggers.
>remaining traders know it's too late
>they hear loud, echoing screeching coming from Buffet's office in the basement
>may be we can survive to the 2nd circuit breaker said Crammer as he was drinking himself to death.
>what happens next? Nobody knows...and it can happen to YOU

>> No.19666062

>>19665635
its the same shit

>> No.19666129

>>19665664
same reason Tesla has a $900 stock with no profit and a self driving vehicle killing the driver at least once a month

>> No.19666205

>>19665144
>crash the market
>we're back at last week's levels
itsallsotiresom.jpg

>> No.19666277

>>19665217
I expect a last minute surge as well, today or tomorrow at the latest. Everyone knows this is still a bull market in the broader picture. Bobos will take some profit.

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19666373

I lost so much money. I have no idea why I decided to put in ALL of my dry powder yesterday. And leveraged. I stemmed the bleeding hours ago but.

It will take DECADES to financially recover from this.

IMPEACHMENT NOW!!!

>> No.19666443

>>19666373
>Reeeee im retarded, impeach the president for my mistakes.

>> No.19666643

>>19666443
Rude. I’m not retarded.

>> No.19666945

>>19664946
based cunnybro

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19666977

>>19666643
I turned into a bear today and bought a dozen TQQQ puts, only to sell them now.

I feel guilt.

>> No.19667007

>>19666977
It only half made up for all the money I lost on IVR calls. Hopefully it pays for my IV crush.

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19667015

Anons hold me I went from 6.5k to 5k in three days. I'm fucked first if it wants the second wave now one of my money makers decided to a 26 million offering. Fucking oil and natural gas why you do this to me.

Any of you guys have CCR by the way?

>> No.19667036

>>19665085
/tv/

>> No.19667071

>>19665085
/biz/ or plz detonate

>> No.19667074

i am financially enlightened

>> No.19667304

>>19667074
nice!

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