/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19604364]

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a month ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

[Anonymous No.19604375]

TFW NO STINKY ATHLETIC GF

[Anonymous No.19604391]

>>19604364
It's unbelievable how a fat flanneled piece of shit without scruples is scamming a community of retarded incels, he can't get away with that

[Anonymous No.19604423]

Me too fren, this is how I live to save money and give it all to sir gay so he can betray

[Anonymous No.19604433]

>>19604423
kek'd very hard on that

[Anonymous No.19604438]

look and the charts and then close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

[Anonymous No.19604495]

>>19604364

[Anonymous No.19604509]

>>19604438
>look and the charts and then close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
>Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
>iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut
>good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
>VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
>ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
>IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
>MOST IMPORTANTLY
>FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
>FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!
>Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
>I AM RICH
>I AM WEALTHY
>I AM A MILLIONAIRE
>LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
>It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

[Anonymous No.19604521]

>>19604509
Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.19604549]

>>19604364
You joke but sometimes it sucks to remember you probably smell like swampy ass but then it all comes back to me and I don't give a fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.19604570]

>>19604521
>Nobody knows the time of the price singularity
>But when it happens, everyone will know
>All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
>A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason
>Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
>Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404
>Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
>The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
>LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes
>Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes
>However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen
>their cubes will be distorted by tears.
>As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times
>Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely
>The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream
>Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance"
>Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it
>Their hopelessness crushes them inside but they keep having to wageslave and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity
>This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied
>Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens
>But the ones who knew
>they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair
>For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.19604602]

>>19604570
My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.

[Anonymous No.19604605]

>>19604364
>>19604364

Do you have over 100K LINK and can hold that long? Most people will get shaken out once we hit triple digits let alone quintuple digits