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[Anonymous No.19598552]

I'm ugly and il never be rich. I'm thinking of killing myself. Anyway my parents can get rich from my suicide?

[Anonymous No.19598578]

term life insurance but you'll have to outlive the suicide clause, usually a few years

[Anonymous No.19598638]

>>19598578
How long is a suicid claus typically?

[Anonymous No.19598644]

The weak breeze whispers nothing
The water screams sublime
His feet shift, teeter-totter
Deep breath, stand back, it’s time

Toes untouch the overpass
Soon he’s water bound
Eyes locked shut but peek to see
The view from halfway down

A little wind, a summer sun
A river rich and regal
A flood of fond endorphins
Brings a calm that knows no equal

You’re flying now
You see things much more clear than from the ground
It’s all okay, it would be
Were you not now halfway down

Thrash to break from gravity
What now could slow the drop
All I’d give for toes to touch
The safety back at top

But this is it, the deed is done
Silence drowns the sound
Before I leaped I should’ve seen
The view from halfway down

I really should’ve thought about
The view from halfway down
I wish I could’ve known about
The view from halfway down

[Anonymous No.19598664]

>>19598552
In what way are you ugly? Have you tried losing weight?

[Anonymous No.19598704]

>>19598552
Life insurance then suicide or suicide that looks like homicide. Read the policy though it has to include suicide or they will get nothing. Also put the beneficiary in their names so they get the money directly and they don’t need to deal with a bunch of lawyers.

[Anonymous No.19598763]

>>19598664
It's not my weight it's my face and race. I have a horsey face and girls just don't like my kind

[Anonymous No.19599366]

>>19598552
small brain: get life insurance, wait for suicide term to end, kill self

big brain: get life insurance, wait for suicide term to end (just to be sure), stage your own death, cash out, buy a fake ukrainian passport, depending on how much you cash out you'll be able to live like a god (avg. monthly salary in ukraine is $300)
do whatever the fuck you want, make 10/10 underage slav hookers snort cocaine off of your cock for $30 an hour until you are tired of life and decide to kys for real

[Anonymous No.19599814]

>>19598552
In the future beauty surgery will be 10x more simple, and you can make truckloads of money by buying shitcoins and holding till 2021-2022.

[Anonymous No.19599850]

>>19598552
Be black and then suicide by cop