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19594816 No.19594816 [Reply] [Original]

>I am financially ruined.

>> No.19595055

>>19594816
the news is going to keep getting worse for them. criminal charges soon

>> No.19595350

>>19594816
i have warned you repeatedly for years.

craig is a moron. he is a semi tech illiterate compulsive liar and narcissistic sociopath with a serious drinking problem. nothing he said panned out so far and nothing he said will pan out in the future.

>> No.19595362

>>19595350
Perhaps the most overqualified scammer in history

>> No.19595437
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19595437

>>19594816
good, good luck finding adult diapers in prison

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>>19595350
Ok greg

>> No.19595561

>>19594816
There will always be other opportunities anon. Staking is a good way to minimize some losses, HEX and Algorand offer around 10%.

>> No.19595573

>>19594816
I keep hearing about this but i dont know the story.

>> No.19595699

>>19595573
in a nutshell this is what craig performed in the last 5 years:

Guys, guys listen!
I'm Satoshi!
I swear!
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto creator of Bit Coin.
I don't care if you don't belive me.
But listen I'm Satoshi. If you don't believe me you gonna be so sorry!
I will bankrupt you!
Because I'm Satoshi.
And Bit Coin is turing complete... Yes it is. I'm not gonna prove it you just have to take my word on it!
I made Bit Coin. You will fucking listen to what I say!
I will not prove it because I don't owe you anything!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
Honest to God! I don't give a flying fuck.
But listen here! I'm Satoshi Nakamoto. Do you understand motherfucker.
I will bankrupt you if you don't listen to me!
But I'm not gonna prove shit because I don't care if you belive me or not...
I made Bit Coin it's mine! My intellectual property and you may only use it the way i see fit!
If you try other forks I will bankrupt you motherfucker!
I'm Satoshi. I can't prove it but I am.
Satoshi Nakamoto motherfucker!
That's me.
Don't believe me! See if I care!
You will be so sorry.
Sanjay's Vindaloo is the real Bit Coin!
The original.
We introduced new opcodes that make no sense.
I can do that because I'm Satoshi!
No I will not prove it!
No I will not sign.
Fuck off!
I don't owe you anything!
I'm Satoshi!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
I'm Satoshi! Motherfucker!
You buy, you hodl, anything at all, I will bloody bankrupt you!
I don't give a fuck!
You don't have to believe me!
I'm Satoshi I don't have to give a fuck!
I don't care about you incels!
I swear I don't. I really really truly don't care.
I'm Satoshi! Do you understand motherfucker?
Have a Nice Life!

>> No.19595781

>>19594816
>>19595055
>>19595350
>>19595362
>>19595437
>>19595561
>>19595699
OK faggots, now KYS.

>> No.19595793

>>19595699
checked, and bravo on the beautiful summary of creg's actions thus far.

>> No.19595863

>>19595781
craiglets are the biggest brainlets in crypto

>> No.19596470

>>19595699
highly authentic, very triggered

>> No.19596502
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19596502

>>19595350
>i have warned you repeatedly for years.
ye since $50, it's been subpar advice desu bro

>> No.19596556

>>19595362
he's a qualified shitter outer of certificates not worth a shit, for sure

>> No.19596566

>>19596502
Guy in photo is literally more likely to be satoshi than faketoshi creg ever was

>> No.19596578

Hidden message in ver0.1.0 bitcoin.exe
What are the odds?
>https://www.giac.org/paper/gcih/6896/detecting-hydan-statistical-methods-classifying-hydan-based-stegonagraphy-executable-files/107335

>> No.19596629

>>19596578
and speaking of certifications not worth a shit, here's GIAC.org, right on cue How long would it take to find out who actually wrote that paper then?

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>>19596566
are you looking forward to meeting your cellmate greg

>> No.19596652

>>19596631
the projection on this one

>> No.19596712

You deserve anything bad coming to you if you pollute the world with BSV and taking faketoshi seriously.

>> No.19596721

>>19596629
https://web.archive.org/web/20070823224341/http://www.cio.com.au/index.php/id;1211013697
Have a rare.
https://web.archive.org/web/20090914132400/http://www.ruxcon.org.au/files/2006/quantitative_trends.ppt
https://web.archive.org/web/20110803014809/http://www.amazon.com/Official-Guide-ISSMP%C2%AE-CBK%C2%AE-Press/dp/1420094432
Stiff from 1996
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/aus.ads.forsale.computers/j8vrN-FiEyE/u6Uhwf5OzOEJ

>> No.19596749

>>19596629
>certifications not worth a shit
https://www.giac.org/certifications/pricing
How many GSEs?

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19596754

>>19596652

>> No.19596783
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19596783

Follow the white rabbit.

>> No.19596829

>>19596502
it's fundamentally worthless, never invest into something you can't hold till inevitable profit.
you may get lucky i bet there is 1 guy for every 100 that got burned who traded it well and got out with a profit.

>> No.19596911

>>19596829
it's fundamentally the best investment you can make right now, it's absolutely on sale

>> No.19597104

>>19596911
that's a technical term not a fundamnetal term.

bitcoin value proposition: "trustless permissionless secure and publicly auditable ledger to store and transact value via byzantine fault tolerant distributed consensus."

bchsv value proposition: "store garbage unverifiable data on a bloated centralized blockchain on the cheap for the lulz, while you rely on the miners to verify your transactions because you can't yourself!"

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>>19597104
>Our evaluation shows that CoinPrune reduces the storage requirements of Bitcoin already by two orders of magnitude today, with further relative savings as the blockchain grows. In our experiments, nodes only have to fetch and process 5 GiB instead of 230 GiB of data when joining the network, reducing the synchronization time on powerful devices from currently 5 h to 46 min, with even more savings for less powerful devices.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2004.06911

>> No.19597321

>>19597217
wow that's basically my idea about trustless pruning network. i posted about this for a couple of months. cool.
one example: >>/biz/thread/S17575044#p17579825

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19597478

>>19597104
there are bunch of apps and use cases being built to utilize bsv
btc has zero functionality and is headed to 12k and then zero because it's gimped

>> No.19597481

>>19597321
Ok? The concept is not new, and your idea called unnecessary changes in the protocol.

>> No.19597783

>>19596754
every time greg dabs on creg, he literally GUZZLES another bottle of wine and seethes.
creg cant stand it when knowledgeable and qualified people out his stupidity. remember when he said btc was turing complete. remember when he said "the 145 signed messages isn't a signature"
he is such a pathetic idiot. creg is going to kill himself

>> No.19597831

>>19597481
>>/biz/thread/S16352971#p16354016
it's not new i have been shilling it here and there for quiet a while. maybe some people took notice maybe they reached the same conclusion. don't really care i know it's the future.

the value in bitcoin is not the blockchain that is just an integral part of the consensus mechanism. it's a technicality. the value is the ledger!

>> No.19597872

>>19597478
you don't get it, once the pruning network is implemented properly the resources required to run a node drop so significantly that increasing the blocksize will be a given. while segwit and taproot acts as a multiplier bitcoin will reign supreme with minimal global burden. it will also have instantaneous trustless micropayment capability with lightning.

you can't beat bitcoin. your devolutionary shitcoin is what will go to zero and craig hopefully to prison.

>> No.19598225

>>19597783
>https://www.itworld.com/article/2734356/is-it-really-possible-to-hack-a-747-s-engines-in-flight-.html
satoshi just hacks 747s for fun
>>19597872
once the evidence pruning starts you'll get banned faster than liberty reserve and it will go to zero like bitconnect

>> No.19598250

>>19597831
Sorry, nobody cares about you, your ideas or diary entries and most importantly about your understanding of bitcoin.
Have a (You)

>> No.19598271

>>19596578
Didn't the original Bitcoin code have poker in it? Would explain ties to calvin

>> No.19598283

>>19598225
>once the evidence pruning starts you'll get banned faster than liberty reserve and it will go to zero like bitconnect
that doesn't make any sense.
pruning the blockchain was envivioned by satoshi but he never provided a recipe how new nodes (or long offline nodes) can sync up trustlessly and fast in a pruning network.

the solution is quiet trivial and absolutely changes bitcoin for the better. because we discard both provably unspendable outputs (garbage and blockchain vandalism) and also old transaction records that no longer serve any purpose.

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>> No.19598321

>>19598250
apparently people do care tho. i'm just gonna say i will be fucking mad if any of the bch shitforks implements it and for some reason btc don't i will personally chew off the face of adam back in a muscaria fueled berserk rage.

>> No.19598328

>>19596578
oy vey don't show greg this, he will copy and paste it, jumble it up into a fake paper, hide it in some obscure unsecure backup web server in cyprus and make a new medium article with his sockpuppet

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19598352

>>19594816

Chart of BCH is at all time low. You can't find an easier stop loss than this with a potential 3x.

Bitmex adds BCHUSD on June 16th.

Their founder shills it. It's obvious it will pump huge to fill their trading desk shorts and then dump to oblivion. I sure will ride that rocket up. Will you?

https://twitter.com/CryptoHayes/status/1267313504085671936

sexiest fucking chart that exists - https://gyazo.com/288e8093c488bced4c2f734b53b56ef7

>> No.19598353
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19598353

July 18th

>> No.19598425

>>19598352
>Chart of BCH is at all time low.
not for long it will go lower definitely. the stock markets will implode any time within a few months. btc will halve in price and shitcoins will get so REKT you won't even find them on a linear chart.

>> No.19598432

>>19598283
>https://medium.com/@ayelem02/congestion-attacks-in-payment-channel-networks-b7ac37208389
fatally flawed, these attacks could never affect BitCoin

>> No.19598517

>>19598432
meh free forming network routinely rout around congestion phagget. which is why arpanet/internet is such a raging success and so hard to take down.

>> No.19598662

>>19598225
2011. creg had never heard of bitcoin at that point. spent his days happily hacking fake 747 engines he never had access to for internet cred points.
such a simpler time.

>> No.19598678

>>19598432
also bchsv is way worse because network petty much can be sibylled to a 30% saturation with minimal investment and then doing a block extension attack to a stupid big block (doesn't even require mining power) will take offline 99.99% of the network in minutes.
it's of course more effective (and impossible to guard against) if you have some hashpower like 2% of bitcoins but then you can do more interesting and more malicious attacks than dos by spam.

bch forks are like toddlers in an mma arena.

>> No.19598705

>>19598662
his exwife testified in court that craig never said a word to her about bitcoin before the ato case.
quiet hilarious.

>> No.19598746

>>19598705
also there is evidence of him registering to mtgox in 2013 buying some bitcoin losing money on trading like a bitch withdrawing the rest and then defrauding the ato.
all pretty well documented.

>> No.19598897

>>19595699
>I will not prove it because I don't owe you anything!
but he tried using a signature
a fake one
this 'I don't have to sign' wasn't a thing
he tried to sign it

>> No.19598923

>>19596783
Where is this from?

>> No.19598948

>>19596578
>Hidden message in ver0.1.0 bitcoin.exe

Explain please

>> No.19598958

>>19598897
i remember then he tried to pretend he changed his mind when they called him out in 2015.

>> No.19599111

>>19598923
From his exwifes blog.
>>19598958
>16 posts by this id

>> No.19599331

>https://web.archive.org/web/20151119154334/http://lynn-downunder.blogspot.com/2008/12/wabbits.html
>Despite various publications of results where hand washing reduced mortality to below 1%, Semmelweis's observations conflicted with the established scientific and medical opinions of the time and his ideas were rejected by the medical community. Semmelweis could offer no acceptable scientific explanation for his findings, and some doctors were offended at the suggestion that they should wash their hands and mocked him for it. In 1865, the increasingly outspoken Semmelweis supposedly suffered a nervous breakdown and was committed to an asylum by his colleague. He died a mere 14 days later, at the age of 47, after being beaten by the guards, from a gangrenous wound on his right hand which might have been caused by the beating. Semmelweis's practice earned widespread acceptance only years after his death, when Louis Pasteur confirmed the germ theory, and Joseph Lister, acting on the French microbiologist's research, practised and operated using hygienic methods, with great success.

>> No.19599413

BSV is going to look like it has absolutely failed right before it wins. Only those with the most understanding of what is going on will be able to withstand

>> No.19600572

>>19599111
i can do more

>> No.19600589

>>19599413
nah you brainlets failed the iq test